Don’t Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan have some kind of historic beef with each other? It seems like they would have, right? I’m not just imagining that. But from the way Page Six is reporting this Lohan-on-Avril feud, it seems new. Strange. Perhaps I was thinking of a girlfight over Wilmer Valderrama – that never actually happened? Anyway, Page Six claims that Avril and Lindsay got into some kind of screaming match at the center of the crackhead universe, the Chateau Marmont. At first, it seems like Avril started it by screaming at Lindsay when Linds approached Avril and Brody Jenner. But the backstory involves Lindsay ignoring Avril days before:
Lindsay Lohan is locked in a bitter feud with rival starlet Avril Lavigne after the pop star publicly branded Lohan a “loser.”
Lohan and Lavigne had a huge fight in front of fellow guests at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont. It ended with Lohan desperately trying to get her rival thrown out.
An eyewitness told Page Six: “Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’ Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off.”
Sources tell us that the feud kicked off when Lohan snubbed Lavigne at an event — but sidled up to her acting friendly once Lavigne was sitting with a group at the Chateau Marmont days later.
The source added: “It seemed like she was just being friendly to Avril because she was with people Lindsay wanted to impress. Avril is avoiding going to the Chateau Marmont when she knows Linsday will be there. She doesn’t want any more drama.”
Back in New York Sunday, Lohan was up to her old tricks, turning up hours late for a photo shoot with Markus Klinko and Indrani.
Lohan and her entire family — except estranged dad Michael — went for a Mother’s Day dinner at Meatpacking eaterie Abe & Arthur’s. “They came in around 9 p.m. and all looked very happy,” says a spy.
Lohan then headed onto the shoot, having kept the photographers and crew waiting until well after midnight. A rep for Lavigne and Lohan’s lawyer didn’t get back to us last night.
[From Page Six]
I think they’re both pretty gross people, but I’m Team Avril on this one. I can just imagine Lindsay stumbling up to Avril and Brody’s table, thinking she was going to be greeted warmly by the cool kids, only to be shut down. And Lindsay’s response? “Don’t threaten me!” WTF? Maybe Lindsay thought Avril was one of her hallucinations yelling at her.
By the way, I mentioned this yesterday – E*TRADE is trying to get Lohan’s “milkaholic” lawsuit thrown out. Well, now sources have gotten their hands on E*TRADE’s 100-page dismissal filing, and it’s kind of funny/scary. Basically, E*TRADE compiled a list of Lindsay’s crack shenanigans, pulling material from blogs and Lindsay’s own interviews and crack tweets. It’s like 100 pages of documentation that she’s a crackhead.
Well it takes one to know one.
I cannot believe that I am forced to side with Avril on this. DAMN YOU UNIVERSE!!
is this like the pot calling the kettle here? what a douche
They’re both gross and wastes of space, but given the choice I’d have to say team Avril too (shudder).
“Avril and Lindsay got into some kind of screaming match at the center of the crackhead universe”
GOD I LOVE YOU KAISER!!!
I used to kind of feel sorry for Linds but it seems that she doesn’t treat people very nicely and it would be nice if she would just fly off the radar for awhile. I’d rather even read about speidi and that’s pretty bad.
Awesome. Lindsay still thinks people want to spend time with her, and Avril still thinks she is relevant.
Jealous much?
Nope. Can’t do it. I don’t care if Lindsay pukes meth down Avril’s back in church and Avril whispers to Lindsay to stop it, I can’t be Team Avril.
Lindsay’s a messed up cracky McCrackhead deathwatch drunken slob, but Avril’s a disgusting pigfaced, spitting, evil, gnome-headed, dirty, punk-wannabe, self-entitled little brat.
So, Team No-one.
Avril Lavigne, the Queen of Posers, calling someone else a fake?
At least Lindsay once had talent. Avril will never know how that feels.
Actually, can I be “Team they both go away forever”?
Ahahahaaa… Snowball..tell us how you really feel hun 😉 … loves it !!
@EMV, I was just thinking that…
@ snowball: ITA
You know, I used to be one of those people who said that Lindsay once had talent. I saw “Georgia Rule” again this past weekend because it was showing on TV. When I first saw it I thought she was great in it, but this time around I thought differently. I noticed that her method of acting is to over-act, and I realized she has always done this. So, my official position regarding her ability as an actress is that she sucks.
But I will never be “Team Avril,” cuz she sucks more.
Blohan’s lawsuit against E-Trade is so hilarious, it’s unreal.
Ahahahaa… AHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! I’m reminded of this old saying, what was it now… Oh yes. THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
I effing hate Avril.
I live in a town which is extremely close to where Avril grew up, and although I have never met her – I know a lot of people who did know her.
From what I have gathered, most people who knew her before she became famous – she was a stuck up bitch.
My high school English teacher tutored her when she was younger – and he absolutely hated her (and always made sure to express his dismay when she came on the radio).
Also, there is whisperings of a sex tape she made when she was less than legal. My brother (who claims to have seen it) said she’s very lesbian in it.
Sorry for the long post, but it really is time for Avril to go away.
Oh! And as a side note – when her and her exhusband came into town, HE was extremely nice. She refused to get out of the car and talk to anybody.
as horrid as it sounds, I’m team Lindsay this time. I simply can’t stand Avril and can’t believe that she goes around calling some other person “a fake”. As someone wrote before, Avril’s the Queen of Posers.
yeah, I’m with Gatsby and Snowball. Irrevant observations by the Lavigne. Methinks the child doth protest too much.
I really wonder why the Marmont doesn’t ban all these LL shenanegans in their hotel – this is her base of operations and it seems like it might be bad press for the place, even in Hollywierd.
PAH coming from Avril who I just wish would disappear like her singing career has done.
Now if we could just get them to fight to the death, it’ll be the most entertaining thing either of them has ever done…
team lindsay. at least she was in mean girls, avril has always been a pain in the ass
Pic #2 (Lindsay putting on some weird mousy face): Is it just me or are her gums receding, and is this a side effect of the drugs she’s on? Someone enlighten me, please.
Sure it wasn’t “hoser” instead?
Team snowball…lol
This behavior should be left behind after 7th grade or so.
Belushi died at the Chateau Marmont. (*waaah*)
It is hard for me to find any kind of sympathy for either one of these girls.
What has Avril done lately? Seriously, has she had any new music out in that last 5-6 years? How can she support her lifestyle with no obvious cash flow? And why is she still doing the whole emo thing after all this time.
And Lindsay is just beyond help. Till she OD’s or gets thrown in jail… does she stand a chance of cleaning up. It is so hard to believe she is not even 25.
Team Cedar Falls, LOL
cedar falls, best idea EVER.
though I think the fight would be kind of one-sided…Avril strikes me as a “all bark no bite” kind of person, and I think she’d be cowering in the corner, protecting herself from the crack-induced mega-blows that Linds would be throwing.
Met both Avril and Derrick in town a few years back…..She is a snobby little goblin, he was very nice and was more then happy to chat with fans….I can’t stand Avril but was a big Sum41 fan…Soooooo happy he left this brat
I hope Lindsay gets her act together….Mean Girls was funny and even though she’s not the greatest whacktress there are much worse out there who people rave about
Both are twats.
this is who people should be complaining about instead of the momsen girl. here u have 2 20something year olds still acting/dressing like they’re 14. they are the truly ridiculous ones.
Team Snowball and GatsbyGal all the way. Avril has always gotten on my nerves in a way that no one else could.
Ah Snowball..
Consistently on target.
i can’t believe i’m going to say this, but…team lohan.
what’s that sound? oh…it’s hell freezing over.
All of these silly girls are fake…grab a number!
With Lavigne, Lohal, and Jenner there, the Chateau Marmont should have been immediately shut down by the health department and sprayed for vermin.
Team Orkin.
@Sigh at this point they should just burn the Chateau Marmont to the ground and start over. Everyone that leaves that place needs to have a full silkwood shower and delousing just to cleanse themselves.
POT MEET KETTLE
Did anyone else see Avril’s cover of Metallica’s “Fuel” years ago? All I can say is, she could own Wayne Enterprises and create a pill that makes women have orgasms on demand, and I would still want to punch her in the face.
Snoball, I couldn’t have said it any better. I hope a house falls on them both… at the same time.
sigh: lmao. so true.
before i read this article, i completely forgot that avril ever even existed. she truly has slipped into obscurity. lol
Pot calling kettle. What in the world has Avril done with her life except 1 awful pop song besides get divorced at age 19?! She is the biggest wanna be in Hollywood & always has been!
Lindsay is a wreck but she had a legit career at 1 time, Avril NEVER did.
Love Avril!!!
She has a great voice
Team Avril!!!!
Thank you Snowball you said it best and i don’t have to type so much. For those who say Avril doesn’t have a career, hey, are you forgetting that cinematic masterpiece known as Pro-active zit cream commercials. She’s quite convincing for a 25 yr old going on 16, but I’m over that stage so I’m immune to her pitch.
The battle of the has-been’s.
Avril’s features do not make her attitude.
She looks so beautiful, sometimes like a little faery.
But out comes……(insert vomit sound) when she speaks.
Oh Avril, I have seen your less than punk high school yearbook photos, and your music is as punk as hello kitty. Pot calling the kettle black.
What has Avril done lately? . . . How can she support her lifestyle with no obvious cash flow?
She’s obviously cutting corners – I hear she’s a high maintenance patron and a terrible tipper. Something like, $8 for a 3 hour lunch.
Entitlement like that earns you a loogie in your soup.
dunno where i stand in lindsay vs avril but ummm…. over at ONTD there are apparently leaks of some new, or otherwise unreleased songs that are supposedly off her new album that’s been in production for a year or so.
thing is when i heard them is that really lindsay? Can’t Stop Won’t Stop and I Wanna Be Bad are both over autotuned!
i swear, lately female “singers” are starting to all sound the same to me. guess i’m old.
anyway here’s the ONTD post links for as long as the songs stay up. according to lindsay’s twitter, she knows about the leaks and is going to make videos or something for the songs.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/46690402.html
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/46619180.html
and lindsay’s tweets:
i don’t know who, but someone keeps leaking my tracks! i can assure everyone, it is NOT me.. so i’ve decided to do a music video rather than 2:49 PM May 7th via web
… let my tracks just go to waste…. need some time to choose a director and such* in regards to “can’t stop” http://tinyurl.com/3xww2pz 2:51 PM May 7th via web
(please note that the link she’s posting is to a youtube of can’t stop)
Pot calling the kettle black
Team Avril on this 1, couse:
1.I love Avril Lavigne
2.I H8 LINDSY LOHAN
3.Shes a punk pricess just like me. im a punk 2.
So lindsy is fake, and avril was right to say that,all you lindsy lovers have no idea about the real world and what really goes on in celeb lives
I had to reply to this, not to be a bitch, but set things straight. I dont like Avril anymore (i liked her old stuff) and I’ve never liked lindsay. I’m not siding with either but,
(1.) You’re not punk. How do I know? Because, no punk would actually call themselves “punk”
(2.) Avril Lavigne’s not a “punk princess” She’s a bopper pop artist. She’s even said she’s not punk, if you loved her so much, you’d know.
(3.) “Lindsay lovers” Dont have a clue about what goes on in celeb lifes….Nor do you, only the celebrities know.
Now, I don’t know you, but just on this comment you left, you seem like a poser yourself. No wonder you’re siding with Avril.
I don’t know why you all have such hatred for Avril, she’s really not horrible. I have personally met and talked to her multiple times. She’s really kinda kewl… As far as her music goes, she’s the same as any other 21st century female singer. She puts on a face for the public and is really nothing like it. Lohan continuously makes her problems worse by physically ruining herself. Say what you will, but Avril is still way ahead of her, career or not.
Lindsay is stupid fake bitch who had never any talent. Avril on the other side is an amazing and unique woman.
Of all people AVRIL is calling someone a fake!!! WOW! She claims to be vegetarian, yet goes around eating meat, she claims she could skateboard, yet, couldnt skate if her life depended on it. She cant play guitar, but acts like it. Her smile is so fake you can tell! She can’t sing that great on her live songs nowadays cause she tries to sound like a mouse to be more femine and not to mention she tries singing with a wierd accent. She has had lots of nose jobs and who knows what else to make her body look good. (not that lindsay hasn’t either) She has ALWAYS picked fights with other female artists and then got jumped and claimed it was because she wouldn’t fight back because fighting is never the answer. Now i don’t like Lindsay really either, so i’m not gonna defend either of them. She needs to get her act straight, but Avril is as fake as a 2 dollar bill.
Avril has never called herself a skater or a vegeterian. She can play guitar and is one of the best live-singers in the world. Her smile is not fake and she never had a nose job, she is a natural beauty.
Personally, I have no idea why everyone seems to hate Avril so much, even taking LiLo’s side just because of their seething hate for Avril. I understand if you don’t care for Avril’s music or style, but from that article it sounds like Lindsay’s a bit on the schizoid site, first dissing Avril, then being nice to her later, and then wondering why Avril gets all pissy with her. Not only that, but thinking Avril was threatening her when she’s told to go away? I think Lindsay is getting psychotic delusions from all that drug use. Say what you want about Avril, about her being bitchy or whatever, but at least she’s sane and able to hold herself together, something you can’t say of Lindsay.