On last week’s Twihard-extravaganza episode of Oprah (in which she spent about two seconds actually interviewing the cast, so disappointing), Oprah managed a rather lame attempt at getting Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to talk about how they’re dating. Sparkles joked that Kristen was pregnant, and everyone chuckled and Oprah moved on. I mean, except for OK! Magazine, who ran a big cover story about Kristen being pregnant. OK! Mag just put a hilarious excerpt of last week’s cover story online, and it was too good to pass up. According to a “relationship expert” when Sparkles made the pregnant joke, he was really sending out a signal to the world that he and Kristen are having sex, and that he really wants her to be the mother of his children. For real!
Robert Pattinson’s quick “Kristen’s pregnant” response to Oprah Winfrey’s question on whether he and Kristen Stewart were dating does suggest he’s got babies on his mind.
The comment could mask a real desire to have kids with Kirsten, affirms Dr. Robi Ludwig, a psychotherapist and relationship expert, who has never treated the pair.
“In a way, he’s letting the public know that he’s having sex with her,” she says.
Sources close to the couple suggest that when Rob starts a family, he wants to do it with Kristen.
“He thinks she would be a perfect mother for his children,” one insider tells OK!. “She’s smart, caring, sensitive and has a great sense of humor.”
[From OK! Magazine]
Yeah. I really wonder about Sparkles and Kristen sometimes. Is she the tough cookie I think she is? Or does Sparkles quietly wear the pants in that relationship? Who knows?
Anyway, Hollywood Life has an interesting story about how Sparkles and Kristen spent his 24th birthday in LA.
Rob rang in his 24th with a romantic stroll on the beach, a yummy dinner and two beautiful views — the Pacific Ocean and his GF. Kristen!
Dying to know how Robert Pattinson and GF Kristen Stewart celebrated their eternal love during his 24th birthday weekend? The Twilight twosome spent May 15 — just two days after Rob’s actual May 13 birthday — having a fabulous, low-key day (and night) at the Ritz-Carlton in Laguna Beach, Calif.
“They shut the place down,” an insider at the Ritz’s restaurant, Raya (formerly Restaurant 162) tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. Dressed casually in jeans and a T-shirt and holding a hat he didn’t wear (revealing his formerly long hair) R-Patz and K-Stew, 20, sat next to one another so they could enjoy the ocean view and nibbled at appetizers, while Rob drank beer.
“They were making small talk, not chatting a lot, but seemed very comfortable with one another. They were low-key and not bugged by other guests, left to their own devices,” our insider reports, adding that when the meal was over around midnight, the couple took off for a romantic, moonlit stroll on the beach.
Can a night GET more romantic than this? We don’t think so! Guess this gorgeous couple loves moonlight as much as they love Twilight!
[From Hollywood Life]
Are they romantic strollers? Hm? Really? More likely, they walked along the beach, smoking a doob. Oh, and as you may know by now, Sparkles got a haircut. Some are saying it’s a total buzz cut, some are saying it’s not that short. For a better look, try this.
Looks likes someone stomped on his face and don’t get me started with potato head aka Rumer Willis. 15 min up yet? Oh gosh, I hope so.
“Making small talk” is romantic now? Interesting.
More speculation. I really believe that those 2 are pretending to be dating just until they finish with the movie series. I would bet that once the last movie has premiered, RP and KS will go their separate ways…..
What a showmance!
It’s obvious that these two prefer romantic partners of their own gender..
It’s called Deflecting. But yeah, he’s boning her.
i honestly don’t get his appeal. he’s just ugly.
If they shut the restaurant down, than how could there be other guests? Usually “shut down” means nobody else is there. OK! is pathetic. They had 3 or 4 covers that were insanely misleading.
nice but boring couple. like most regular couples i suppose
Those last two shots look deranged.
A comb anyone?
Young folks spending a lot of time together on job? They might be doing the dew. Why not?
PR-couple for the premier of the lates awful TWilight film.
Everyone knows she prefers girls.
Of course it’s all a fake.
Oh, and I love how tabs and ET-type shows interview “psychotherapists”. That job title isn’t a guarantee of ANYTHING credential-wise, and they could be utter crackpots. Especially if they’re also calling themselves “relationship experts”.
Yep, I’m on Team Showmance. I do NOT think these two are dating, but the Summit-masters want them to pretend to pretend to be not dating, lol.
Mostly this hypothesis comes from me just having this gut feeling that Stewart is alot more like Joan Jett than the 80s girl rock mullet. Even in the Twilight movies I feel like she’d much rather be spending quality time with Alice than Edward.
I’m a Pattinson fan, in the first Twilight movie and anything else he’s in NON-Twilight, so I’m just refusing to believe he’s gay, lol. My ex-husband is British and we were always saying, “No, he’s not gay, he’s just British!” lol… so that’s the theory I’m going with on Rob, too. {=0)
I don’t get itwith this one. Rupert Grint is much cuter and more interesting. Robert does nothing for me, in fact, I think he is kinda scary looking.
they’re both gorgeous and sexy and i don’t give a rat’s if they’re really together…
i wish someone would give him a man-cure tho, longish nails on men gross me out. (Forget the hair, that’s a British thing, and he’s cute about his gimmick.) Even in the films I noticed his fingernails seemed kinda dirty. He’s so perfect, and, um, sparkly, otherwise…
Wow, what a couple of fugs.
Ugh, i just don’t get why women go wild over him. I think he looks dirty all the time.
He’s totally boning her and I did not need a relationship expert to tell me that. We’ll see how his hair looks when he appears on Ellen tomorrow. They taped the show today.
I’m sorry, but anyone who is actually heterosexual doesn’t feel the need to go around constantly reminding people of that fact. When someone is constantly saying “yep, I sure do like banging the ladies” over and over, it’s obviously an act.
Both gay and trapped in having to deny it as long as the frauen continue to obsess over this work of Mary Sue fiction.
Robi Ludwig is ridiculous. Not that being her friend means she’s batshit, but she’s pals with Nancy Grace and at least was on her old show all the time (I don’t go near her new one). Robi’s one of those rent-a-shrinks who used to hop from Maury to Montel to Springer.
Big surprise she’s full of “insight” about the TwiTard Duo.
I think those two are really in love. But, I think they are young. Maybe he is ready for a baby, but I don’t think she is. Remember he has a few years on her. I really don’t think either one is gay. You just look at some other pics of him staring at her backside and legs to know he heterosexual all the way. A lot of foreign men look effeminate. He just happens to be one of them. Then, again he may be just kidding about in the book breaking dawn that she gets pregnant, he likes to do that silly stuff. Either way they avoid the real answer to the question.
I hope these two gorgeous people ended up together and live happily ever after.
I don´t think she is gorgeous at all… btw, she reminds me of a young Neve Campbell, oh and that haircut does nothing for her!
As for him, I´ve seen better. Pass
They’re sleeping together???? oh my God, bet no-one would have figuired that out by themselves.
“In a way, he’s letting the public know that he’s having sex with her,” – Mmmm, Who CARES?
@ Katie – TOTALLY agree with you. He does look dirty. Kirsten looks out of place in the top pic. Whoever dressed her did a really crap job. That outfit does nothing for her
Stand. Up. Staight. Kristen Stewart.
But at least she finally doesn’t seem to be mouth-breathing.
@ Dawn … a comb and a bath!! totally agree w you..
Bob, you’re having a reading fail. The psychologist said it. Not Rob. Rob has never said he’s had sex with anyone. He’s a classy guy and you can tell most people just don’t know what to do with this.
She’s been hiding that ‘great sense of humor’ well.
Total showmance.
Showmance for the Twihards. Word is Summit “strongly encouraged” them to play the coy couple game.
GOsh, who cares about these two T****, they are so boring and unattractive. .
He’s not gay because he’s British? ROFL. Then please explain Sir Ian McKellan, who is both gay AND British.
As for Rob and Kristen, OK mag is obviously following the storyline from the novels. Must be nice to get paid for writing fanfic.
i love that dress.
I didn’t say he wasn’t gay because he’s British. If that were the case I’d have to explain alot more than Ian McKellan.
There’s a gif I saw of Kirsten walking offstage at some awards ceremony and Rob blatantly looking her up and down and then proceeding to lick his lips. Granted, he may have done it on purpose for the sake of the cameras, but I’ve been convinced that they’ve at least boned once or twice before.
But I’m also convinced that this relationship is A) Fake and B) One of them either swings the other way, or both ways.
My “gaydar” is pretty good and I do not get that vibe about Robert Pattinson at all. I find him manly in quiet, cerebral way. I think he is artistic and intellectual rather than the stereotypical buff macho so promoted in Hollywood. I have seen many interviews and photos of Rob and Kristen and in the occasional one I have seen moments of one of them giving the other that “look” My vote goes with the relationship being real but both are intensely private – can’t say I blame them.