Lindsay Lohan finally made it into court today for a long overdue hearing after “losing” her passport and being forced to party in Cannes for an additional few days. The “actress” recently gave a typically delusional interview in which she denied that she should go to rehab or jail, and cried that she would have to miss her brother’s graduation in order to attend a court date that needed to be rescheduled due to her own negligence. As part of the terms of remaining free after posting $100,000 bail, Lindsay is ordered not to drink alcohol and to wear a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet to ensure that she complies. She’ll also have to submit to random drug testing. She’s still due to attend a hearing determining whether she violated the terms of her probation. That’s scheduled for July 6, and could result in six months jail time if she’s found guilty.
Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to refrain from drinking or doing drugs … and if she dares to try she could end up behind bars.
Judge Marsha Revel laid down the law during a hearing this AM in Beverly Hills court. Judge Revel told Lindsay in order to stay free on bail, she cannot drink alcohol, she must wear a SCRAM device and she must submit to random drug testing.
Lindsay must begin wearing the SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours.
Lindsay must also attend all scheduled alcohol ed classes at least once a week.
Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, began to object to the conditions, but when the judge said she would state out loud all the reasons why the conditions were appropriate — Holley backed off and accepted the conditions.
And the judge indicated Lindsay must stay in the L.A. area — which will get in the way of shooting a movie in Texas. The judge basically said, tough luck.
Mind you … the conditions the judge imposed must be met in order for Lindsay to remain free on bail. The judge is also scheduling a hearing to determine if Lindsay has violated her probation — the date for the hearing is July 6.
If the judge decides Lindsay violated her probation by not attending her alcohol ed program as required … she could be jailed for 180 days.
[From TMZ]
Do you think Lindsay is going to make it a whole six weeks without doing drugs or taking a drink? I doubt it. Maybe she’ll wind up in jail and detoxing in much harsher conditions than she could ever imagine. If there is anyone who is still looking out for her, and if they still have the cash to do so, they’ll get her into rehab now before she ends up locked up for months. Almost everyone left around her except her creepy dad is in denial, though. There are rumors that Lindsay’s mom has reached out to her ex girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, to help. That’s a start and suggests that the situation is starting to dawn on Dina. I forsee Lindsay throwing another drink in Sam’s face before she goes to rehab. And then her little ankle bracelet will start beeping and she’ll be hauled off to the slammer, the whole thing being Sam’s fault for making her throw the drink.
Photo credit: WENN.com
Sometimes people need to be taken down a notch or two, but in Lindsay’s case it is others that have a problem, not her. I don’t think she will ever understand that what she does is unacceptable much less why. After all, she is a celebrity.
The judge has basically put her in rehab with all the conditions. If only Lindsay could have had the good sense to go to those classes once a week, this would not have happened. Of course, it is not her fault that she could not follow through. *sigh*
Are there published betting odds on when Lindsay will be in violation of the conditions?
A complete and thorough MESS, trainwreck trash. Self-entitled, lying, addict, stain on humanity.
That scram bracelet is gonna be drunk and high like a mother f@#$%er
I applaud the judge’s decisions
Lindsay is a drug addict & she currently looks like death warmed up.
At least now she is going to have to face up to her problems as I doubt she can go w/o drugs or alcohol for any period of time
Something needed to be done, the girl is on a dangerous downward spiral, so who knows maybe this will be it…
I feel like she probably abuses a lot of Rx drugs, so maybe she will just argue she needs tone of Adderal for her ADD
She’ll be in jail sooner or later.
She had to wear one of those things before and it did not stop her one bit. She partied while wearing it. I remember the bikini photos of her with the bracelet on and I think it was just about this time of year that she had her infamous photos in Sam Ronson’s car smashed out of her mind…she was wearing the bracelet then! She doesn’t care and won’t care unless she goes to jail.
By the way, any of us normal non-celeb slobs would already be IN jail.
Jail, overdose or suicide is in her future.
This chick has made practically zero effort in getting clean and has placed the blame on everyone else for her actions.
Mess in need of serious help.
OK, shall we start placing bets as to how long she’ll be out on bail?
I wonder how much that poor SCRAM bracelet will take before it blows up.
even in her most conservative, cleaned up outfit she still looks like she just gave a handjob to a trucker behind a dumpster.
i think we should send the judge a big bouquet of flowers.. that made my day!
FINALLY!! Finally, someone is holding her accountable; cuz it sure as sh*t isn’t her parents….
Trust me, and I know this from experience, the withdrawals are setting in…NOW. She will have no choice but to either drink or detox….give it about 48 hours for one or the other to happen.
kate, I was thinking the same thing.
THAT’S how you show up to court? um, lindz, honey…the judge is not a man who will be impressed/distracted/charmed by your cleavage.
WHY do you need to look “sexy” for court?!
and to YT…I’m betting that it’ll be within DAYS that she drinks or fails a drug test.
rofl @ og Kate!!
‘BOUT TIME!
the idea of her mom reaching out to sam ronson is ridiculous. its just a manipulative gesture-I can see her mom trying to lay a guilt trip on her and try and weasel some way to get sam back into lindseys life, when it is pretty clear sam wants nothing to do with these people. whose mom goes searching around for their daughter’s ex from a relationship that ended in nothing but drama and crap to “reach out.” these lohans are all disgusting.
She’d make a great Intervention episode.
MSat – Wasn’t the 1st one a fake or something? I remember she wore it “voluntarily” to prove her sobrity 🙄
I think Lindsay is probably a very smart young woman who is in way way way over her head. I doubt she will ever be able to achieve the comeback and stardom that Drew Barrymore has been able to obtain, but there is the possibility if she can achieve soberity (real soberity), cut ties with her parents once and for all, and find a business manager and publicist who will watch out for her best interests. Actually, if she can get sober, I thnk attending college may be a good option for her. Not NYU or UCLA but a smaller, liberal arts school. She needs to go away for a while, get her head on straight, stop twittering, stop fighting with her parents in the press, and figure out what she really wants from her life.
OK I may be wrong and someone else might have mentioned it or I missed it in the write up, but I thought those bracelets only monitored for booze, not drugs? SO she can still take all the drugs she wants, no problem. As for the random drug tests, not gonna happen, and if they DO, it is SO easy to get around them (and yes, one way is to get a friend to pee for you OR buy someone else’s pee, and no I’m not making that up haha.) The ONLY thing that would have made me happy here is if her cranked out pathetic junkie loser ass had been thrown in jail. Once AGAIN Lindsay learns that she can do whatever she wants and she won’t have to go to jail. Way to teach her a lesson! O_O
I’m sure she’ll violate the no drug/drinking policy but even with a scram I’m not sure she’ll get the punishment any of us would get. She’ll blabber about a faulty scram & faulty UA test & any thing else she can blame it on, hopefully the judge won’t listen or make an exception.
Is it possible the drug tests could be hair &/or blood tests? So she can’t use a “whizzinator”. Which she would totally spill on herself & then accuse the lab tech of pushing her.
LOL dread pirate cuervo, both at “whizzinator” and blaming the lab tech. SO true LOL
Among the many things her mother failed to teach her is what NOT to wear to court. It wasn’t even a male judge, yet she had to wear something with major cleavage.
Anyway, I wonder if she’s scrambling (pun intended) right now to get prescriptions for all her “medications”.
I am so hoping this Judge throws the Robert Downey Jr. Book of Detention and Drug Punishment at her..
And what a crock about the graduation- what kind of graduation takes place at 8:30 AM?
Come on LOLO- Mo’better lies if you’re going to insult us by spewing them.
Well, there was a small liberal arts college where I’m from and graduation actually took place at 8 am. the better question would be what graduation takes place in the middle of the week. they usually tend to fall on the weekend so people that actually WORK can attend
I’m not even sure she knows how to handle a day w/o drugs, including booze.
Having had to do drug tests for both random NCAA drug testing for sports AND for an internship, I want to say that urine tests are almost impossible to fake.
I’ll go step by step with what I’ve had to do:
1. Walk into a room with a person in there. Remove coat/sweaters/hoodies/anything big. Patted down to make sure I didn’t have anything on me
2. Remove all jewelry, turn pockets inside out, shoes checked. All Jewelry, purses, coats, etc were put into a LOCKED cubby. If you have a purse or anything THEY WILL CHECK IT…they will dump out your stuff and look.
3. Had to wash my hands.
4. Was allowed to go pee in the cup in the toilet. The toilet does not flush (the person conducting the test can flush it when they’re done). After handing them the cup, they IMMEDIATELY mark it and seal it. They then check the bathroom and check the toilet. If there is urine in the toilet, you bet that person was scraping it out into another cup analyze.
5. Allowed to wash hands (there is no trashcan, mirror, or sink in the room with the toilet), given back all my stuff. Told to leave.
Unless they’re doing these drug tests at her home I can almost guarantee they will follow those steps. Lilo will get what what she deserves…she’s too dumb/addicted to not go without.
Comment 10 Kate! That was a good one! lmao And ya, I doubt he will be fooled, she didn’t even button up her shirt all the way, skank! And I’m sure with all these tabloids and paparazzi pics of her, most likely it’s easier for the courts to keep up with her doings. She looks REALLY MESSED UP. And if she wants to blame the people around her or other people…simple, she just needs to get away from them and avoid the bad influence…that IS ofcoarse if that is her best defense,lol. Other than that, no excuses. Enough of the pampering and babying the celebs at court, they need to be treated just like any other average person at court. People like that can’t be helped, (not even from other people who want to help) unless they want to help themselves. I also believe that not only can you learn from your own mistakes, but from other’s as well, before you commit it yourself. You have to let even the little bad things in life change you for the better.
By the way, you’re in a locked room the whole time. The toilet is just hidden in a stall, so you really can’t hide. Ha. It’s awkward.
And yes, sometimes they will check you for needle marks.
As long as she “doesn’t see why” she should go to rehab (her words) then nothing the judge orders will make a bit of difference. Classes, bracelets, etc only work if the person sees they have a problem and actually wants to change it. Not happening for Lindsay yet.
connie: i agree… plus when else has she mentioned her brother?
Regarding the hair testing, I had a friend recently tell me those kind of tests were banned because they are extremely unfair to African-Americans. Any kind of substance will stay longer in their hair type versus the hair of other races without such thick, kinky hair.
And it’s not unheard of for graduations to take place so early in the morning. Mine was at nine o’clock in the morning (kinda sucked getting up that early to look presentable after a night of debauchery). But I think the her brother’s graduation was on Sunday and she had to miss it because she had to stay in LA to not miss her court hearing.
YESS! that was a long time coming.
Anyone else curious about what the judge was going to say, for 30 minutes no less, if Blohan had objected to the terms and conditions of her ruling? What could she have gone on about, anyone?
i like the judge’s move re: threatening to read aloud the justifications for the bail conditions, which shut the lawyer up pretty fast. im thinking that means there is stuff in LL’s records that the lawyer didnt want aired. hard to imagine what’s in there that could be *worse* than what the public already knows.
Cocaine and other sniffables do not stay in your blood for very long – it’s very easy to test clean if you don’t smoke pot yet snort everything on the planet.
Graduation ceremonies are kind of weird. At my old high school the commencement would always take place the November after you had completed your diploma. I remember how discombobulated I felt hearing teachers and popular kids talk about all the friendships and places to go, meanwhile, I was handing in final term papers and writing exams for university. I was not going to go anywhere, I already did.
“Cocaine and other sniffables do not stay in your blood for very long – it’s very easy to test clean if you don’t smoke pot yet snort everything on the planet. ”
Hence the random drug tests. If you never know when you’re going to get tested, you never know when it’s safe to snort, no matter how long or short the duration of the drug. Cocaine is present 3 – 5 days after using.
It is so sad that these young people aren’t grounded enough to actually enjoy their own company alone once in awhile. Seems like she can’t stay in for even a moment alone, let alone with friends.
i wonder if Hohan will be out partying tonight? you can tell by her demeanor in court she thinks this is all a bunch of bullshit.
@TG-
Exactly!! Some of my friends (I’m 31, they’re mostly in their late 20s) simply CANNOT stay home alone, for any reason, EVER. Whatever happened to self reflection, hobbies, reading? One of them actually said “I have no hobbies. I have no inner life.” That just seems so sad to me.
original kate:May 24th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Ha! True that.
Appropriate court appearance outfit according to Lindsay Lohan = tight white shirt with no bra. Oh, yes, and make sure the shirt is low cut enough to reveal said braless breasts. Well done.
I’m still wondering which “role” she was promoting at Cannes. She keeps using work as an excuse but we never see her actually IN any movies!!!!
I think it’s pretty save to say she hates her life right now. She thinks this is all bullshit, hahaha. That’s what you get, bitch.
She is SO not staying sober for six weeks. She can’t even be sober for six hours, c’mon now.
OK, original Kate:
My dog was sound asleep beside my desk and, because of your comment, I let out a WHOPPING belly laugh that scared him near to death!
But you know what? He forgives me ( as the slobber will attest to!)and for me it was WELL WORTH IT!
That’s frickin’ hilarious! Thanks for the laugh : )
You know what’s going to make me sick? I’ll tell you- Regardless of how she does, somehow PEOPLE magazine will manage to have her on their cover X number of times for the next six months, AND if she is successful at getting through rehab, all her past sins will be forgiven and she will be held up as a paragon of virtue for all to applaud and admire. Blech.
Can you tell- I’m SO over Linsey Lohan and her icky sister and mother!
I had to wear a SCRAM anklet a few years back. I am very skinny and was able to slide it off. I would put it on my dog — it would stay warm and take the random readings on the dog. I was able to drink all I wanted. Wish there was an easy way to get past the MJ test though…
@ ChinaCat –
Too funny! Let’s hope Hohan doesn’t get any ideas.
@ #49
please tell me you don’t live in California!
If you watch the TMZ video closely, you can see, to quote another poster, the “insolent” look, especially after, first being DENIED being fitted with the SCRAM anklet for the so called “movie filming in TX”, which is non existent, second, after the DA, Ms. Meyers, asked for “proof” the defendent, (Blohan) had return tickets for L.A. on the 19th, Wednesday, before her scheduled court appearance on Thursday, which according to RADAR, the DA said there was “NO PROOF”, only an itinerary, which of course is another f ucking lie. Third, you must watch the video of Blohan when asked by the judge if she actually attended the funeral of her uncle, which was her excuse for missing an alcohol ed class! When Blohans lawyer told the judge “NO”, you should just watch LL’s face, as it says, “MAN, AM I F UCKED”! Hilarious. Its about time, someone, anyone, knocked this self entitled little c unt back into reality! God bless Judge Revel!!!!
LL and her family and friends need to send the Judge flowers and thanks for at least temporarily attempting to save her from her own questionable decisions and actions.
Now if only media would drop her from the headlines for about 6 months and give us all a break.
At the risk of sounding too crass, I accept this challenge! My sister and I believe we can out do LiLo with out an effort, or as she put it, with one hand behind our backs. Not being recreational drug users but huge wine lovers, we have replaced drugs with ciggies,and cut all alcohol. Can I out last Linds?
Lindsay, get yourself a damn Suboxone prescription, take a shower, and comb your fuc*ing hair! Who would cast her in a movie in her current state?
As long as Dina & others enable her she won’t get help I fear this is just the beginning
She will soooo fail those tests! Then she can go to jail and find a new girlfriend. That should be the reality show.
I’m surprised the underwiring in her bra didn’t set off the metal detectors.
I’m loving this judge! Stick to your guns and put Lilo in jail when she doesn’t keep to the court-ordered terms. It’s about time someone actually gave her consequences to her actions.
If she had done all the things she was supposed to, it wouldn’t of come to this. It’s all her own doing, of course Lindsay and her enabling mother will blame everyone else.
As for missing her brother’s graduation, she wouldn’t of missed it if she hadn’t of gone to Cannes to party her ass off. She didn’t even need to go there, it’s not like she works. One of the most important moments in her brother’s life and it’s overshadowed by Lindsay and her bullshit.
And what movie in Texas is she supposed to be filming? Not that Machete movie is it? I thought that had already been filmed.
Wouldn’t have.
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