By popular demand, I’m doing a follow-up on yesterday’s excellent Daniel Craig story. The Enquirer’s online article was too simple (although still very hot), just a story about how Daniel and his special man friend went into a gay bar in Venice, California and starting dancing, drinking and making out. Now that I’ve read the whole Enquirer article in the print edition, I just have to get into all of the steamy details. Note: my hot and steamy man-on-man fan fiction will be at the end of the post. Here’s the Enquirer’s full story:
007 hunk Daniel Craig shared a steamy kiss with a smoking-hot guy in the parking lot of a gay bar – leading patrons to wonder if the action star is bisexual!
Pulses raced when the 42-year-old “Casino Royale” star showed up at the Roosterfish bar in Venice, Calif., with a good-looking man on May 15.
After a few drinks, the two men hit the dance floor, and at the end of the night, they were spotted smooching outside, according to a stunned eyewitness. (The ENQUIRER contacted Craig’s rep about the kissing incident, but got no response.)
“It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he most certainly was making out with a guy,” a patron who observed the men in the parking lot told The Enquirer. “Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy’s head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!”
The source – who passed a polygraph test about his claims – said that when Craig realized he was being observed, “he immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it!”
Daniel has an 18-year-old daughter, Ella, from a four-year-marriage to Scottish actress Fiona Loudon. He has been with producer Satsuki Mitchell for four years, but he and his male pal blended into the crowd at the well-known gay watering hole, according to another eyewitness.
“When Daniel and his friend walked in, they looked like any other upscale gay couple checking out the scene,” the other source told The Enquirer. Craig ordered a Ketel One vodka and soda, and left a $20 tip. And the actor’s friend soon got very touchy-feely with him, said the source.
“He rubbed Daniel’s leg and his shoulder while they talked, and Daniel didn’t seem to mind,” the source said.
“At first, I thought Daniel might have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, ‘This is more than just two friends out for drinks,’” the source said.
When word spread that James Bond was in the bar, “people came up to Daniel to say hello and tell him they were big fans. He was very gracious and shook hands,” the source divulged.
“There have been celebrities in the bar before, but none as big as Daniel Craig. Seeing him on a date with another guy made it a night to remember.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
First: Did this sh-t really go down? I enjoyed yesterday’s story because I figured it was just some gay dude’s wishful thinking (and mine), but now I’m really wondering. Still, why are there no photos at all? Gay dudes love their gadgets. You know there would be photos of Daniel in the bar, at the very least.
Second, the fan-fiction: Daniel knew what Javi wanted as soon as Javi’s hands began climbing up his leg. Daniel felt flushed, he knew the heat was rising as his pants tightened. Javi wanted it all. Javi wanted an end to charade, the lies, Javi wanted all of him, all the time, everywhere, every way. Javi’s dark eyes never left Daniel’s face. He leaned in, taking his hand from Daniel’s thigh to his shoulder, brushing past Daniel’s nipple along the way. Daniel, throaty, needy: “I need to get out of here.” Javi, sad, hot: “Okay.” They make their way out of the bar, hearing the catcalls, ignoring the stares. Javi was preparing to say goodbye, this time for good. Before he could say a word, Daniel leans in, pushing him against the Porsche, taking Javi’s head in his hands. “Yes,” Daniel says, “This is what I want, you, forever.” Javi knows that Daniel is in control now. He leans in, their bodies pressed against each other fully. Both are hard, everywhere. Daniel pulls his hair back and kisses him… needy, searching, with tongue.
Try to work the rest of the day. I dare you.
Daniel in September 2002; in London on October 14, 2005; and promoting image from Casino Royale.
Daniel is definitely a rough lover. He’d be pulling Javi’s hair, jerking the guy around by the waistband of his jeans, grabbing his ass and hauling him up against his hard..
Okay, off to do something else.
I too find it doubtful that all this happened with no photos. Pretty much everyone has a camera on their cell these days, and you know someone would realize pics like that would get big bucks.
Either way, eh, who cares. I like him a lot as the new Bond, but haven’t really seen him in anything else.
It cracks me up that it must be someone’s actual job to be the Enquirer’s official polygrapher.
daaaaaaaammmmm, Kaiser, you are good at that.
you should write erotica for a living!
I think I need a shower, a cigarette and a drink and it’s only 10:30.
Thanks, Kaiser!
When is the next Bond movie coming out? Neverminds, LayerCake is a good enough fix to see me through
according to Gossip cop he was at the gay bar but no man on man action in the parking lot translation ITS ALL TRUE thats hot
http://www.gossipcop.com/daniel-craig-roosterfish-gay-bar-kissing-man-james-bond/
“leading patrons to wonder if the action star is bisexual…”
Really, when one dude is French kissing another dude, how much “wondering” do you need to do?
Oh man, I really hope this is true! I have my doubts because the article seems to be embellishing several details about the Roosterfish bar, which is on Abbot Kinney in Venice.
In my experience, it’s basically a dive bar with a great jukebox, no live music, and no parking lot to speak of. Lots of hot gay guys, though!
Then again, I just read a review of Roosterfish that mentioned that every once in a while, they feature “local music.”
Sweet! Maybe this really did happen!
Edit: Just saw the Gossip Cop piece. Sounds about right!
hah, the hobbit is gay.
and he is looking terrible in all these photos, worse than his normal lawn gnome self- what the heck…he looks actually ill.
Kaiser, you’re a woman after my own libido. Man-on-man action is so freaking hot! I mean, if straight guys can love the hot lesbian action, why can’t straight women love hot gay man action? I so hope this is true. Daniel Craig would only seem even sexier in my eyes if he goes both ways.
I love you. I love your posts. this is even better than yesterday. CLASSIC> LOL
Sh*t, I can’t believe that short chapter rose my blood pressure. HOT DAMN!!!!
Kaiser, I dare you to come back tomorrow with another chapter of the Daniel-Javi erotica.
No pictures = it didn’t happen!!
I really don’t care if Craig is gay/bi/or whatever, I just don’t like people telling stories and not having anything to back it up. A polygraph, you say? Well, a lot of people know if you take a pill to relax you, or if you breath evenly while doing the test, you can fool a polygraph. That’s why a polygraph test is not allowed in a court of law. This story stinks to me. Show me a photo!!
P.S.: Even the gays over at towleroad.com don’t believe any of this. One of them pointed out that there is no parking lot at this club and another pointed out that Craig has two gay friends who are married to each other and have a child and that he goes out with them when he is in town. I have a feeling somebody is embellishing a little.
I’d still hit it like like a homerun.
Now where in the hell are my cigarrettes…
Oh my I need a drink. Danny seems like he would be rough. Yummy. Love your steamy story. BTW I too am a female who loves the idea of man on man action.
Wow I though I was the only one that thought on man-on-man was hot. As long as everyone involved is consenting I habe no prob with Daniel being a switch hitter.
*SWOON*
My boss is going to be so distraught after hearing this news.
Wow. I’d buy that book.
Wow I was so steamed up look at all my spelling errors in my previous post lmfao
Whew! Thanks for steamy Part II. LOL
My team gets Jesse James and the other team gets Daniel Craig?
I’m calling no fair.
Looking forward to the next installment Kaiser 😉
I’ve heard he is gay for years.
I agree with the photo argument – without a photo, I have trouble believing Craig was in the bar as anything but a friend.
It’s one of the reasons I’ve always doubted Tom Cruise is gay. With all the partners he’s supposedly had over the years, some photo would have shown up somewhere, particularly in the age of the Internet. His lawyers may be able to intimidate big, established publications, but there’s a website somewhere that would be happy to upload an gay love action shot of Tom or Daniel Craig or any other Hollywood male lead.
John Travolta is supposedly smart enough to make his conquests in the sauna, one of the few places mobile phones still don’t go.
Oh, there are photos indeed. In the hands of Daniel’s agent purchased for a good sum. The other guy sold the story, but the photos won’t be made public.
I’m choosing not to believe it.
However… let’s run with Simone’s comment. If there were photos that were purchased for burial, would that really be necessary? Daniel Craig isn’t a pigeon-holed beefcake who’s career relies on that illusion.
I’m willing to bet there’s many like me that couldn’t care less if Craig was bi or gay and judging from the response to Kaiser’s excellent imagination some may actual welcome the relevation. At least it would prove that idiot over at Newsweek that gay couldn’t be convincing as straight.
“Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy’s head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!”
I’m REALLY curious to know what a closed-mouth French kiss is!
@Sue – it’s called having fun, you dried up old prune.
And Kaiser…keep it coming. Oh my effing GOD, keep it coming.
Does anyone know who runs/owns Gossip Cop, is there a comment section?
Could it just be a site that is hand in hand with or even run by the PR people and the Hollywood establishment to hose down any flames?
That’s showbiz baby!
If all the poofs in Hollywood came out of the closet, the closet would be bare!!!
I don’t even care if it’s true, because I’m going to imagine it happened (over and over again).
Kaiser, I hope there is a part 3 to this story, the girls(and some of the guys) at the office are loving it!
I think Kaiser might have stumbled onto a new career!!! “Romance” novel author! 😉
it’s been (almost) 24 hours since my initial post. Yeah, 24 hrs later, I’m still thinking about this shit.
Looks so different without the steroids [beachy shot].
Gay -who gives a damn.
I read somewhere that he’s a very high level 9 Scientologist, which allows him to audit and do bullbaiting. That’s a practice where the auditor tries to provoke the trainee while the trainee sits still and does not react.
I believe it, he’s rarely seen with his girlfriend, and he just purchased a loft with her in NY. I looked at the pictures of this loft, it looks very gay, especially the shower area.
I read that he’s Jewish, bummer if he’s into CoS. But he’s still hot *blush*
lucy2, if you haven’t seen Layer Cake, you should rent it. Craig is excellent in that.
I’d be VERY surprised if he was a Scientologist.
Does nothing for me!
If Wikipedia is correct, son of Olivia Williams and Timothy Craig = not Jewish.
Does this mean James Bond now drinks a fluffy duck instead of a martini?
This was reported in British Newspaper placing him at Level 9 and Scientologys’s own publications, which list completed classes that he completed the Auditor Corse in 2001 http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/d/daniel-craig.html
Daniel Craig in Scientology’s Published Service Completion Lists
The following 1 individual completions for Daniel Craig appear in official Scientology publications:
Daniel Craig LEVEL N Auditor 297 2001-12-01
That’s why he has that unblinking stare, Scientologists are trained to look at people without blinking.
I loved him in Layer Cake, and he was the best James Bond ever.
Gay or straight or bi…. Seriously, i don’t give a damn. But Kaiser, you are turning up the heat, and my bf is out of town. Poor me.
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well i doubt that hes gay but being gay myself id love the fact if Daniel was gay hahah id move to california in a heart beat hahha but everyone who says no pictures = that it didnt happen are right
My male friend made out with him in a gay bar in San Fran about 5 years ago. I thought everyone knew he was gay!
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The Enquirer’s online article was too simple (although still very hot), just a story about how Daniel and his special man
After a few drinks, the two men hit the dance floor, and at the end of the night, they were spotted smooching outside, according to a stunned eyewitness
Pulses raced when the 42-year-old “Casino Royale” star showed up at the Roosterfish bar in Venice, Calif., with a good-looking man on May 15.