Since Tuesday’s night big scandal, where the judge found Lindsay Lohan in violation of the terms of her probationary bail, revoked said bail and issued a new bench warrant with a new bail set at $200,000, Lindsay has been protesting her innocence. This is nothing new, really. Her defense (and her mother’s defense of her) has always been that she’s a totally innocent milkaholic child who never does anything wrong, and all of these horrible people are continuously conspiring against her. Once, I explored the possibility that Lindsay could be telling the truth about some of her more recent crackhead shenanigans (the “stolen” passport, the film that she was going to do in Texas), but I came to the conclusion that Lindsay was, is and likely always will be a crackhead liar.
But Lindsay has really upped the ante with her lies this time. Immediately after she got bailed out on the new bench warrant, Lindsay began crack tweeting her nonsense about how she’s not in violation of anything, she didn’t drink anything, and everyone is wrong except for her, poor innocent Lindsay. She even gave an “exclusive” statement to Gossip Cop, who quoted her as saying: “It’s just so untrue and unfair. I haven’t touched any alcohol or anything of the sort.” Lindsay also told Radar: “I’m well, working to get proof that I did not tamper with the bracelet or drink… these accusations are completely false.”
And what does Dina think about this? “She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.” HAHAHAHA! “Shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place.” Because she’s JUST FINE, right Dina. The crackhead didn’t fall far from the pipe tree.
What else is going on, let’s see…Lindsay might go on Celebrity Apprentice. If she’s not in jail. She attended another alcohol education class yesterday. Oh, and when the judge issued the new bench warrant, Lindsay was freckling by the pool, being photographed exclusively by Radar. Oh, and she’s “getting proof” she didn’t drink. Blah.
She brings new meaning to “Rode hard and put up wet.”
She DEFINES “Rode hard and put up wet.”
“Spilled a drink on her leg??” THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!
This woman is disgusting and I wish her nothing but the absolute worst. I cannot understand how a mother could SELL THEIR CHILD into this lifestyle, but with her having done that, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that Dina really doesn’t have Lindsay’s best interests at heart. IMO, Dina does not care about Lindsay as a person or as a mother would about a child, she just wants Lindsay to keep on bringing in money so she is able to keep getting perks and fame by being Lindsay’s mother. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if she did want her dead so that Dina could play the poor grieving mother and get the attention that she so desperately craves. Dina is a horrendous monster and needs to STFU and go to hell.
white oprah needs to get a grip..your child needs help, lady
hello, bloat-face! egad, she looks terrible in that first picture.
and yes, Dina needs a good, hard slap of reality. no wonder LL feels so entitled – her mother keeps telling her that she is.
the hohans and the kardassians need to go away forever STAT.
Dina Lohan is as useful as a bag of dicks.
I saw a little piece on CNN where they explained that spilling a drink on the SCRAM device will not register as consumed alcohol. They basically explained that it would be impossible for a spilled drink to be confused with the way alcohol presents itself in one’s perspiration (which is what the device reads).
But nice try there Dina. I’ve been wondering what the b.s. excuse was going to be.
Wow! As it turns out, Dina is the bigger crackhead of that family. She is clearly dilusional, and the needs help immediately. I do not by the story that ‘somebody spilled a drink on Lindsay’. Give me a friggen break. Dina is far removed from reality. She needs a serious reality check. Perhaps both she and Lindsay should either spend some time in jail or rehab together.
“freckling by the pool”
…is so funny I broke out laughing and I’m fairly certain I am clinically depressed. Thank you!
I’m dumb-founded yet at the same time totally not surprised that Dina Lohan had to pipe up with some stupid and assinine defense of her drugged out daughter again. I knew we’d be hearing from her soon, but the level of sheer stupidity, ignorance and denial never ceases to amaze me. Can someone PLEASE smack some much needed sense into this woman for the sake of her kids???
meme…
I agree with you 100%.
My idiot brother had to wear one of those SCRAM thingies and was told specifically that spilling a drink on it will not trigger an alarm. The SCRAM works by absorbing vapors from your skin and is more reliable than a breathalyzer or even a blood test!
I think Lindsay has proven more than enough times over that she is a liar. Remember the Vanity Fair article about how she loved being sober? She got busted for her SECOND DUI a few days later!
But as skilled a liar as she is, and as much of an enabler as her mother is, you can’t lie about science- and that is what SCRAM is based on! She is truly a moron.
First Lindsay tweeted (the very next day cuz she knew it was going to come out) and i quote:
“haha! last nite my friend Johnny put a light up bracelet ON my boots and someone asked me if my SCRAM was lighting up RED…well it was a light up bracelet from the bathroom-regardless paparazzi now see through the black suede fringe Louboutin boots? Wow!”
Now her mother is claiming that her scram did light up but set off by a drink spilling on her leg??? REALLY??? This whole family cant even lie rite
That mother is going to be responsible for the death of her daughter.
Then the crocodile tears will flow.
Providing yet another opportunity for her to live off her daughter’s destruction.
Throw the little denyer into jail already, cheeze! 🙄
Giving new meaning to the old joke – How can you tell when an addict is lying?
Revolting. And Lindsey looks like one of the Chipmunks in that last photo with the sunglasses.
Dina is a total enabling idiot, clearly.
When this doesn’t work, we’ll then be treated the next bullshit lie that someone forcibly pried open Lindsay’s mouth and forced a swig of Jack down her throat.
@ Chelly
She’s referring to her friend, Johnny Walker.
I have an idea – STAY HOME.
If I were “wrongfully accused” and made to wear a SCRAM bracelet when I did not have a problem you can bet your sweet patoot that I’d be at home, in sweats, watching Netflix the entire time. Going out partying is a lousy way to prove that you don’t like to party.
Shame that the child’s problem is so deep, she couldn’t stay away from the alcohol till the damn thing came off.
Her mother is disgusting. If she truly loved that girl, she would stop making excuses for her.
Michael Lohan may be a pig, but at least he isn’t in denial.
I’m no LiLo fan but I am starting to feel a bit sad for her. She never stood a chance with a mother like Dina and a father like Michael. Her “mother” see’s her as a commodity, and deep down Lindsay knows it. Why else would she be in such a state?
I come from a bad area where 3 generations of some families are drug addicts because they have all the excuses built in. I am not, nor have I ever been an addict because my mam would whoop me if she thought I was acting the fool. She would NEVER let me let myself down. And that’s how I’m raising my daughters, to have respect for themselves. Ther is no excuse, just bad choices.
This is absolutely insane. This girl and her family won’t stop until she is dead. It’s the saddest thing.
The media as a whole needs the blacklist her and the courts need to throw her ass in jail. Its tough to save someone that doesn’t think they need saving but this has gone way too far. She’s a toddler that needs a time out.
….And enough already with the lies. Enough with the blame game. The last I read was that she tweeted something along the lines of “The government is making up lies about me b/c they don’t have the answers to some of the worlds big issues”
I mean seriously?! Doesn’t she get it? Grow up, take responsibility & get well. This trainwreck is not entertaining.
Rant done. 🙂
best part is SCRAM’s don’t light up. i’m willing to buy Lindsay’s story on the bracelet, but then Dina comes in and says it lit up because someone spilled a drink-which won’t set off an alarm. yea…
1. Get a protective order against Dina for ALL Lohan Children-including but not limited to Cody, Ali and Lindsay
2. court appointed guardian for all minor children-and Lindsay (she’s acting like she’s 5 so we shall treat her as such)
3. 6 month stint in rehab for Lindsay. Force her to kick it.
4. If Lindsay demands to go out after completing rehab she must take a companion assigned by the rehab joint who can kick her ass when she’s being retarded.
5. rinse and repeat
@ judyjudy
Seriously!! Going to clubs and parties where alcohol is being served does NOT scream sobriety, and even if you aren’t drinking, it just makes you look like you are boozing it up (or whatever else it is she puts in her poor body.)
Netflix and sweatpants all the way. That is how a person says “wrongfully accused.”
Mama said life is like a box of crazies…
No, the next BS lie will be that someone spiked her drink without her knowledge.
Isn’t it “rode hard and put away wet”? Just asking…
It’s a shame parents can’t be held accountable for enabling their children in this fashion.
with a mother like that who needs enemies
I see where Bloathan gets her C-U-Next-Tuesday attitude from.
Dina Lohan…can you believe she won a best mother award a while back…and accepted it!!
What a horrendous disgusting fame whore she is…no wonder Lindsay is so f’ked up if that is her ‘parent’
Agree with poster above – rescue Ali & Cody if its not too late already…
There is nothing better than cracked out Lindsay claiming she is sober.
Then to have her daft Mother being her enabler, just makes me realize that there is no hope of Lindsay getting clean.
I am just going to assume that there is a huge insurance policy on Lindsay. And her Mother is the one who will benefit from that policy, when Lindsay finally kills herself.
I believe someone commented in the post when Lindsay got her bracelet on that she would use the excuse “someone spilled a drink on it” when the bracelet inevitably went off. At least come up with an original lie Dina!
There is nothing else to say except : MAN DOES SHE HAVE UGLY LEGS !
lindsay should be used to getting fluids spilled on her leg by now.
@ original kate
ROFL!!! Eeewww, nasty.
Oh dina, dina, dina….sit down. You’re ruining your daughter’s cover! Leave it to the professional crackheads to come up with the lies/delusions!
We all know, and already covered, how the scram operates differently when juice is spilled on it versus when it’s imbibed. There’s no comparison, and that’s a shitty, shitty lie. For shame Dina…. Go sit in the corner and NO mashed percocet for dessert tonight!
@viktory gin: yeah, it was just too easy!
New Rule: we only comment on this woman, when she is NOT excusing her pathetic ADULT child
my sister was on house arrest along with the SCRAM and she decided to have a few sips of beer and her SCRAM went off, and cops were at out house within a few hours… they have ways of telling if it was a spilled drink or just a douche trying to circumvent the SCRAM readings
i dont even know why i get aggravated when i fully know lindsay will get away with this and many more things to come!
ah, celebrity justice!
C’mon. With that hideous jumpsuit thing she was wearing.. how in the GD hell could anything penetrate it??
Orange Oprah just needs to stop.
with lilo at this point it’s obvious that she’s delusional to her “problem” but maybe more so than thinking she doesn;t have one, she doesn’t think anything will happen to her
Bitch please!!
She needs to get knocked down many pegs. She thinks Judge Revel is playing fun and games with her, but she needs to be taught the lesson that this is real. Send her sorry ass to jail!!
@ Feebee: Some people say “put away” and some people say “put up.” I first heard the latter when I moved down South, so maybe it’s a southern expression.
@mollination:
LOL HaHaHaHa!
“For shame Dina…. Go sit in the corner and NO mashed percocet for dessert tonight!”
That’s priceless! LOVE.IT! 🙂
If she makes it that far, Lindsay should have a nice surprise at her hearing when all her BS excuses are denied & her butt is thrown in jail. Hope the sheriff or whoever doesn’t release her in 45 minutes.
Why does she try to hide her SCRAM with all the ugly boots, everyone knows she has it & the SCRAM looks better then her boots.
Ugly Plastic Surgery has a picture of Lindsay pointing out all the damage drugs & alcohol do to your skin. They point out her “jowls” at the age of 24 (I think 24?).
I just can’t. The entire family is such a mess there are barely words.
The parents should be in jail for child abuse and criminal negligence, for starters.
Blohan should be in jail for everything she does/has done for the last several years; when she’s released, she needs to go into a lock-down rehab facility for no less than 6 months.
Ali & Cody should be in protective custody to prevent future Blohan-type antics.
[Charlie Brown scream] AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGH!
I JUST CAN’T with that woman!
Seriously, why does Dina hate her daughters so much. The boys in the family get left alone to do whatever they want (which seems to be productive members of society seeing as we never hear anything about them – and yes, in comparison to these messes even being on the Dole/unemployment is being a productive member of society).
But with the girls, they get trotted out like show ponies the second they could stand upright and look towards a camera.
Dina is her daughter’s worst enemy saying things like this. And her father is almost as bad for saying she shouldn’t be in jail. Careening down the highway with hostages in the vehicle chasing after God knows who or what is something that a f****d-up person does who has had no boundaries in the past and better get some fast before she murders someone. Dina, stfu for your daughter’s sake. Let her take her lumps. They are a long time coming. The birds have come home to roost on your daughter’s head you selfish bitch.
Lindsay, PLEASE come live at my parents’ house for a week. My mother will have you baking cookies and doing your homework in five hours or less. It may involve her smacking you two or eighty times with a spatula, but believe me, she’ll get the job done.
@ Lou. I don’t know where your comment went. But i clicked on that link……..WOW.
THANK YOU! It not only confirmed a lot of what i suspected but shed some new light on Disney.
Lindsay is getting proof she did not drink at the MTV Party – she has asked her two character witnesses, Tiger Woods and Jesse James, to vouch for he to the Judge.
Works for me…
http://blindgossip.com/?p=15625
The link above is horryifying if true & Dina should be locked up for child neglect…
My tuppence worth:
I think Dina feels guilty for not being a properly caring, supportive Mother to Lindsay when she was very young. She knows she pimped her daughter out when she was young and vulnerable, never gave her boundaries and couldn’t set her a decent example of how to live a healthy, sane life. It’s this guilt knowing that she failed Lindsay when she was a child and has continued to fail her that makes her so ludicrously defensive.
I’m no major Lindsay fan, but she has been “raised” – or rather, dragged up by two seriously dysfunctional, immature, selfish and self obsessed “parents” that it’s no wonder she is such a wreck.
I wish her the best, I hope she gets decent therapy and sorts her head out and her Borderline Personality Disorder.
Celebrity Apprentice? Really? Thats rich! That show is about raising money for charity. Not only would she be the first person “fired”, but you need contacts when your project manager and you need to call people to ask them for money. Who would she call? No one would answer their phone seeing Blohans number on their caller ID. Epic failure.
Lindsey is like the female Danny Bonaduce at this point. Honestly if her life is EXACTLY the same this time next year, it’s hard to see how her career will recover and take off again. The longer she puts it off by going out every night and not really applying herself to anything, the harder it gets to get back on track. As for Dina: VILE woman. Both L’s parents are a piece of work and did waaaay too much damage. If they would own up to it, they might do Lindsay some good.
The whole Blohan saga is disgusting and sad, but I have to say that:
“The crackhead didn’t fall far from the pipe tree.”
is the most awesome thing I’ve read all day! LMAO – thanks Kaiser.
You know you are as far from A list as you can get if you are going to go on Celebrity Apprentice.
The dog who ate my passport also bit my SCRAM bracelet!
The only thing Lindsay needs more than sobriety is a shower and at this point, I even doubt she can do that right.
Why do you keep printing Dina Lohan comments? It’s akin to publishing the blurts of a poor retarded kid who doesn’t know what he’s saying, and holding it up to ridicule by the masses. Show some compassion and just ignore her. She will never be able to express an intelligent opinion and we should not be exploiting her pitiful-ness (?)……
OMG- ya’ll(everyone)are so freakin funny and i love reading what everybody’s opinion. and it cracks me up how every comment on this site is exactly how i feel too. im glad to have found out that its not just me who cant stand all the aggravating and useless celebritys
Yeah, and she is who she is because you are who you are. Anybody else would be in jail.