I don’t want to believe it. According to Radar, Lindsay Lohan was partying in Hollywood last night (that I believe) and Gerard Butler was there…! I don’t see any photos of him out and about, though. She and Ali went to a “private pool party” which, considering both Lindsay and Gerard were invited, I’m inclined to think was probably an orgy. This is not the first time she and Gerard have been in general vicinity of each other – last fall they had a rumored hookup in Morocco, although Gerard denied it vehemently. So, was Lindsay a Scottish-slut-seeking-missile? Probably, although no one is saying what exactly happened. Which, again, makes me think it was an orgy.

Lindsay Lohan spent Saturday afternoon at a party in the Hollywood Hills , RadarOnline.com can report.

The SCRAM-wearing actor/model took her sister Ali, 16, with her to the bash where Gerald Butler was also spotted.

Lindsay’s beverage of choice at the event, sources say, was Monster energy drink. Her SCRAM, presumably, didn’t make a sound.

Later Lohan Tweeted about all the attention she’s getting from the media. It is giving her “severe anxiety,” she wrote.

That’s nothing compared to what Judge Marsha Revel is going to give her next month if she rules Lindsay violated the terms of her DUI probation.

[From Radar]

Oh, yes. Lindsay crack tweeted again. Here’s what she wrote last night:

[From Lindsay’s Twitter feed]

Oh, poor, poor crackhead. She has severe anxiety, you see! Might I suggest something to Lindsay, if she’s truly anxious at the sight of all of those paparazzi? Try staying home for a night. Try not being a f-cking mess in public. Your anxiety will go down, and so will mine. And while I’m handing out advice like crack, let me give you another morsel: step off Gerard Butler. For real.

Also – on Saturday, Lindsay staged some photos of her dressed like a cracked-out boxer. We don’t have the photos, but Dlisted does – they are pretty funny.