Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan coming and going from an LA Rite-Aid. I swear to God, this is news! Just wait for it! I know this isn’t the normal cracked-out shenanigan that we’re used to, but it is interesting for those of us who follow Lohan’s comings and goings, looking for clues as to when and how she’ll eventually be sent to jail. It seems that Lindsay went to Rite-Aid to purchase over-the-counter medication – Rotho eye drops which apparently “relieve irritated, dry, red eyes”. Is Lindsay smoking the reefer? Her SCRAM would pick up on that, right?
She also picked up some candy cigarettes, according to Radar. As for her crackhead outfit, Lindsay seems to be wearing pleather, the most magical of fabrics. Radar claims the shorts are actually black leather snakeskin, which… if it’s true, Lindsay should have also picked up some Vagisil for the monster yeast infection she’s going to have. And Lindsay is wearing a Harley Davidson T-shirt – so I guess she’s a biker chick now.
Lastly, Lindsay took to Twitter to correct one story about her alcohol consumption. She tweeted this: “FYI.. #kombucha was not the reason that my scram went off-i wouldn’t of been allowed to drink it if that were the problem.. i love Kombucha”. So I guess it’s the spray tan, right? Of course it wasn’t the vodka tonics.
[From Lindsay’s Twitter]
Of course, Lindsay also wrote a little later, “The things that girls must do….. :/ if you only knew.” That might explain the shorts?
She’s just not right. In the head, in her “fashion” choices, in anything.
Good Lord, that outfit is a bigger crime than anything else she’s ever done.
She looks like a different person in the last pic.
What’s kombucha?
umm scram doesn’t pick up on marijuana use, only alcohol. she may not be required to submit urine tests depending on the terms of her probation. i would assume she does have to submit urine tests. so maybe she has found a way around it (i.e. masking agents, fake pee, etc.) or she truly has irritated eyes.
Girl has no style what-so-ever.
Looks like she is wearing concealer on her lips 🙁
Her face looks really puffy….she must be on something??? I’m sure she has figured out what she can smoke/snort/ingest that won’t set off the SCRAM.
What on earth is wrong with her lips? collagen??
her face is so fckin busted.
oh, an those shorts are matte sequin…def not leather.
i wish she and her cracklez style would disappear.
Yeah. She is totally sober; especially in that last pic. Riiiight.
I’m sorry, but in my opinion she is looking rather old. It seems that at her young age, her looks are faded. I guess it might be true that she has already turned into a has-been.
She’s starting to look like fat Elvis before he died. (which was a tragedy)
She got a double dose of the Crazy gene.
Kombucha is fermented tea:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha
It’s supposed to be healthful.
ugh she looks like a beat bag but clearly she still thinks she is hot stuff.
Kombucha is fermented tea drink. It is an acquired taste. The fruit flavored teas are decent tasting but I’m not into all the floating bits.
@Bubbs
Thanks for the info.
Sounds gross.
I actually think she’s starting to look better. Not great, but better. The enforced “sobriety” seems to be helping.
She doesn’t look much different on this forced “sobriety”….the only thing that I’ve noticed is that she has stopped scowling in every picture.
She needs a bath!
Well she could be using it the way a lot of other celebrities are-as a quick “flush” of your system. Eye drops are the perfect laxative because it works almost immediately so you don’t have to wait around. Quick and painful-I hear!
So she admits that her SCRAM went off, huh? What WAS the reason for that, Linds?
The only thing I think I would watch Lips Lohan on would be if they would put her on the show 19 Kids and Counting. Now that would be some mighty fine viewing. Michelle and Jim Bob would have that girl whipped ito shape in no time. :}
Those lips! Those chins! She’s totally bloated.
Go back to red hair!
She must be using, because no sane, rational person would go out in public with those hideous lips. Is she injecting them herself?
Lezlo bought eyedrops, right?
If you put eyedrops in somebody’s food, they’ll get really bad diarrhea. Waiters know this and do it to bad customers.
Maybe Lindz is applying for waitress jobs, you know, the only jobs she’ll get in Hollywood?
Check out the wikipedia article on that tea she loves to drink…it sounds nasty as hell!
I used to make kombucha, i had a really good starter mushroom and it made a really tasty drink, even carbonated.
Years later i bought another starter and the tea it made wasn’t good at all.
Kind of like the principle behind sour dough, you keep a chunk to get the next batch going.
those shorts are all kinds of revolting. doesn’t lindsay have a full length mirror at home, or are all her mirrors covered with blow?
Her SCRAM bracelet is an alcohol-monitoring system, nothing else. “SCRAM” stands for Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring.
Rohto eye drops are the absolute best over-the-counter eye drops I’ve ever used. Surprised she has such good taste, lol, because that tea sounds positively stomach-churning, like her outfit.
You know, I noticed this in the last post about her too (in which I thought she looked semi-healthy) – the left side (her left) of her top lip seems to be funky.
In the earlier pic I assumed it was a makeup malfunction, but this leads me to believe it’s a botched lip “procedure”.
Eye drops and diarrhea? Is that myth STILL floating around out there? Tetrahydrozoline can do some seriously nasty shit to you if ingested, but diarrhea ain’t one of them, and Rohto doesn’t even have that ingredient in it.
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp
Urine tests should show weed use. Weed is a drug that stays in your system a long time.
The judge sentenced her to weekly random UAs. I’m sure Linds thinks she’s smarter then everyone else but maybe she’ll get a surprise at her court date.
Maybe she is displaying Rhoto for payment or maybe it’s habitual for her to display every product she uses.
Logan that would be so freakin hillarious – I could also see LL on Kate plus 8 now that would be a beyotch fest! Maybe there needs to be a new reality show called celebriti mud wrestling, hosted by Victoria Beckham and Pat Sajak – Tom Cruise and Jake Pavelka could be the first contestants!
I am shocked she isn’t using the tea as an excuse! I thought for sure she would blame it on the tea after it was pulled from Whole Foods. She loves shifting responsibility and playing the poor angel trying to survive in a cruel world full of people with nothing better to do than lie and plot against here through no fault of her own.
But for her approximate weight according to Google (112lbs)to reach 0.04 BAC, which was her reading when the SCRAM was set off she would have to have had one 1.5 oz shoot of 100 proof shot in one hour. So that is .75 oz of pure alcohol. To ingest that much from the tea of .05% she would have to have drank a little over 11.7 gallons in an hour (even if it was double what they claimed, highly unlikely, she would have had to drink 5.85 gallons in an hour.) So it would have been BS anyway. I know that the spray tan stuff does have alcohol but I don’t know how much would be required for a .04 reading.
@Denise – Just type “kombucha” in Google. Its not that hard. Plus 10 min of using a search engine and choosing from the different sites it offers help stave of dementia!
Kaiser, you know how to bring the klass. You are not a bad writer but the whole yeast infection thing was unnecessary and sick not to mention the constant vag references. I am sure you can be funny without the juvenile gross out humor.
If you want a good laugh, Paris Hilton reportedly wants to share her sage advice with Lindsay to help her get back on track.
God, she looks old & dissipated. Does wearing snakeskin (yuck) really give a yeast infection?
It’s “wouldn’t HAVE” Lindsay, not “wouldn’t of”… maybe you should go back to school while your brain is still partially clear.
Plastic plastic plastic…god at the age of 23! She’s going to look like joan rivers by the time she’s 30!
I kind of don’t get this one. I understand that her word and actions are completely haywire and her sense of propriety ranges somewhere in the ‘my dog ate my homework, then vomited it back up into the baptismal font, but maybe she has allergies. Yeah, ‘allergies’, right, right, I know. But I’ve got terrible seasonal ones and have to see an allergist during the warmer months. I’m not of a fan of hers by any stretch of the imagination, but the details are too nebulous to form a police report. Let’s just wait until she incriminates herself, then, let the drubbing re-commence!
Looks 45, puffy and sick. Must be a day ending in ‘y’.
kombucha has been very popular for several years now….though it’s been an underground health drink for decades…starter kits at home, etc.
but the first major company to bottle it, is based in L.A.
You find it at every whole foods and health food stor ein the country these days…and there are numerous companies making their own variation now.
supposed to have originated in china or east asia…but nearly every culture has some form of fermented drink. fermented is supposed to aide in digestion, help build the right digestive enzymes and assist in digesting food. Actually, beer and wine are fermented and serve a similar purpose, historically. kombucha has slight less alcohol howver, and is considered non alcoholic. though fermentation is how alcohol arises.
Her fashion choices are obviously not the actions of a sober person!
Why does her face keep changing? In pics, she looks bloated then normal then bloated again.
If she isnt drinking alcohol right now, what other factor might be the cause of this odd bloating?
she has the FUGLIEST legs. she must NOT wear these short (ugly) skirt outfits. no class.
She looks more and more like her mom with every story I see about her.
She’s already down people, she’s on the ground and bleeding. Youre all more than happy to beat her some more? Do you all want her to die?
I bet youre all gonna laugh when her corpse morgue photos get leaked on the internet. Maybe thats the only look that will get your approval?
said Lindsay:”I wouldn’t of been allowed…”
Wow, I honestly am speechless. Where did she study her English? The Crack-a-Annex?
Good Lord!!! Look at those shorts!! pain full to look at!!! She looks old for her age!!!
@Viper
Yes, she’s down, through no one’s fault but her own. She is a lying, stealing, self-entitled addict. No sympathy here, rather I have sympathy for the woman who was killed and husband injured by that drunk driving POS, Amy Lyocane(sp?). I have sympathy for wives/husbands who are told that their spouses have been killed in action. I have sympathy for abused and neglected children, the homeless and sick. Until Lohan accepts responsibility for her cracked out behavior, she is getting what she deserves IMO. Go away Lindsay, get some much needed help and take your fame whoring family with you.
Viper…is that you Dina???
Really, those shorts can cause a yeast infection? Learn something new everyday. Not that I would wear them anyway.
I guess I need to read up on what causes yeast infections because I’ve never had one and would like to keep it that way.
If those shorts were actual snakeskin they wouldn’t last past two or three wearings. It peels terribly.
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