This is too delicious! First of all, what genius thought that Kim Kardashian needed a wax figure? Secondly, if you’re going to do a wax figure of Kim Kardashian, by all means, make it cross-eyed! Make it look like a cross-eyed Eva Longoria (paraphrasing CB, props). What’s worse is that I think Kim knows that her wax figure sucks. The look on her face is all “Oh my God, am I really that cross-eyed?” And she was so proud of it before! She was even tweeting about this nonsense!
It looks like we’ll be seeing twice as much of Kim Kardashian‘s famous curves starting today! After teasing fans for the last week with mysterious Tweets and images of her booty getting measured, Kim’s wax figure has finally been unveiled.
Kardashian, 29, who was in NYC for the big reveal at Madame Tussauds today, took to Twitter earlier in the morning to announce the news.
“Getting ready to see my wax figure! I’m so nervous!” she said. “Will it be weird? Will it look identical to me?”
Judging by the look-alike figure, clad in a sexy hot pink bandage dress and showcasing the photo-friendly star’s famous assets, the answer, it seems, is a definite yes. Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, seemingly pleased with the results, jumped in on the excitement, Tweeting a few hours later: “Good morning NYC! Kims big unveiling for her wax figure at Madame Tussauds Wax museum! Woohoo this is amazing.”
Kardashian follows in the wax-worthy footsteps of Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, just to name a few.
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Everyone is trying to be nice. I bet Khloe will be the one to laugh and tell Kim that her wax image is cross-eyed. Khloe will probably mention that everyone is laughing at her too.
By the way, at first glance, I couldn’t tell who was waxier and more plastic. At least the wax figure has an excuse!
Kim and her cross-eyed wax figure on July 1, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Which one was made from the wax? lol
the wax kim has better boobs. they’re not drooping to the sides. i have a question, though. does the wax kim come complete with pee stains?
Looks NOTHING like her… the real Kim is actually interesting looking. I do enjoy how they slimmed her nose, crossed the eyes and plumped up the boobs. The wax maker must have been in on the joke.
First off: LOL!!
That is the worst wax figure from Tussaud’s that I’ve ever seen! It really looks almost nothing like her. The dimensions aren’t right, it’s much smaller than she is – don’t they usually do life size? And the crossed eyes are the frosting on the cake. I almost feel sorry for her! Almost.
All the wax figure needs to do is shoot a sex tape and it’ll be just as accomplished as the real girl.
It’s like what Kim would look like if her father had been caucasian and not Armenian.
And yea, cross eyed to the max.
And I personally prefer real Kim’s boobs. The wax fig looks like she JUST got implants and they haven’t settled down yet. At least Kim’s boobs have some sag to them. A little sag isn’t bad because only fake boobs are that perky and hard looking.
I see some Kate Beckinsale in there
1st of all WHY in the world would they make a wax figure of someone not many people know? She is not a famous celeb? 2nd this is the worst rendition ever – it looks absolutely nothing like her. Not even close.
Yea it’s her nose (on the fake Kim) that is too short. And her lips/mouth are smaller than the Original Orange Kim. I believe in general the whole head is just smaller and throws off the whole look.
(Is there a reason that fake Kim didn’t get her spray on tan?)
But I have to agree it is funny as hell that the thing is crossed eyed.
Imae- HILARIOUS!!!!!!! True – the wax figure has more morals than the real Kim could ever have-haha!
I THINK IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER! ITS AMAZING- I DON’T SEE THE CROSS EYED THING BUT PROBLY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HER EYES LOOK LIKE IN REAL LIFE. ONE IS ALWAYS A LITTLE MORE SQUINTED (IF THATS THE RIGHT WORD TO USE. THE SHOULD’VE MADE WAX FIGURE A LITTLE DARKER THOUGH.
The statue looks less waxy than the original one, enough said.
Honestly, why didn’t they just stick the real one on display in a museum? She’s just as fake.
It looks like Longoria.
I demand a recount.
Okay, I HAVE to. First, that doesn’t look like her. That wax girl is thinner, fitter, prettier and has a better rack. Even the dress fits the wav one better. Second, waxy has her eys crossed, and still manages to look smarted and more thoughtful! Wax Kim is even colored more human then real Kim.
I bet she was prepared to be immortalized, instead, she was just mortified! Lol, so good.
Totally right…its a cross-eyed Lonoria!!!! I’ve never seen such a bad copy of a wax figure in my life!
It doesn’t look like her at all. And the wax figure’s boobs are too close to it’s collarbones. It looks weird.
I vote for it looking like Eva Longoria.
The fake one is hotter than the fake one.
Its boobs are bigger and it’s face is thinner!
Wow what’s happened with Madame T’s quality control? Usually the wax figure is so realistic that I need to do a double take to tell between the real person and the wax figure… but not this time. Yikes! I’m no fan of KK, but I’m not a hater either — I’m too old and don’t follow that stuff! But yowza. That’s a really crappy replica! From the waist down, is spot on; but everything above that is way off.
She still has a great rack no matter which dummy you are talking about
I’m with Jules the wax figure looks like Kate Beckinsale
And on a side note: Look up Real Dolls on google or youtube. That wax Kardashian is like generic Real Doll.
They needed to consult her surgeon before doing the figure.
fail. she should demand a do-over.
I think the boobs looks better on the wax Kim
The Elaine mannikin on Seinfeld was a much better likeness than most Tussauds efforts. They should hire that weird little guy.
oh big woop! madame t has been screwing up for years.
what about the money shot?
how’d they do on her big ol’ keister?
lol 🙂
what’s next? a star on the walk of fame for the kardassians? i hate the stupid twats that made these people famous.
OUCH! She will be the butt of many more jokes to come.
I LOVE the schadenfreude of seeing Kim K. getting a budget wax figure. It totally looks like the mold was for someone else and they just slapped a wig and an ass pad on it, shellacked on about 4 inches of bronzer, and called it a day.
HAHAHAHA! Hilarious!
I love your write up too Kaiser, genius stuff hehe.
I feel bad for the folks who completed the statue’s face.
How were they supposed to know she was planning on having her face/eyes modified to look like a cat?
I think I’ll refer to Kim as Cross Eyed Longoria from now on.
It’s official, they’ve run out of real celebrities. And usually the wax ones are really convincing, but this one looks so fake. I guess when the real model is all plastic-y looking, that’s the best they can do?
thinner arms, bigger, rounder tits and smoother, weird looking face. she should send this monstrosity back and demand a remake!
I agree with Tia. That is the worst wax figure from Tussaud’s ever, probably. I think they’ll fix it though. They must have finished it in a hurry. LOL
hybrid kate beckinsale and kim kardashian wax statue? weird.
i don’t care that they didn’t get all the dimensions right, i just hate that they white washed her. she’s definitely not my favorite person, but she has very beautiful skin and features and it makes me sad that they thought it wouldn’t be a bid deal if they portrayed her as a different ethnicity. HELLO it’s supposed to be identical!otherand WTF is up with her wax boobs? QUE TERRIBLE!
Oh No! They’re just gonna make Kim run off to the plastic surgeon’s to look just like wax Kim:(
The wax figure is a dead ringer of Jaclyn Smith during her Charlies Angels years.
I’m on that Kate Beckinsale bandwagon. Lighter hair color and it would be spot on.
Can you pay to get your likeness into the wax museum these days? What does kim’s say beside her? “Kim Kardashian: daughter of an infamous lawyer, step-daughter to a once-upon-a-time athlete, who plays herself in scripted home videos and once was willingly peed on by a has-been rapper”. CONGRATULATIONS KIM!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! That wax figure looks HELLA STUPID!!!!!what a jankie job whoever did making it!!!! they were probably wondering why the hell this conceited broad’s getting a wax figure!? whooptie- doo kim!!! lol. at least its cross eyed!!! thats a sign that this wasnt meant to be!!!
hahaha, you know Khloe will be the one. This looks nothing like her, in the face. The body is close enough–she seems a bit taller but I think it may have to do with Kim wearing higher shoes and maybe gaining weight since they did the mold, a bit. But the face is just dead wrong.
wow… Mme Tussauds must be having a bad year. Why on Earth would the make a KK wax figure??
Besides, it should have been made out of silicone, to make it more realistic.
When I saw the face I thought “Kate Beckinsale”. It really doesn’t look like Kim…(except for the body/hair)
Why on earth a wax figure for her!!!!????!! showing off her booty & boobs???
Why does this waste of space have a wax figure??
Looks nothing like her at all. Looks like they took Kate Beckinsale’s mold and made this. I don’t think they did all of the work they usually do to make this. Looks like a low budget job. I wouldnt be surprised if Kim’s mom set this up.
That bitch is plastic all around we all no she use botoxx she has butt implants she got a boob job and the doll just brings out the truth
I am a huge fan of kim kardashian that was my bff who left the comment and i smacked her for that any way i think her curves are natural and is a gift from god that she has them
the complexion on the face of the wax looks too flawless, making it look really fake. it seems as if they didnt spend alot of time on the details. the legs look really nice but the boobs are completely off.
The REAL Kim is DEFINITELY cock eyed….not cross eyed! That’s why she always has a weird look on her face to camoufhlage it!