My first reaction was to dry heave when I read that during Dean McDermott’s hospital stay (for his latest dirt bike accident), his catheter “cut” him. My second reaction was “Damn, that man will use any excuse to avoid having sex with Tori Spelling.” Because, honestly, YES. But I think Dean really did have serious catheter problems (my body is telling me to barf). His catheter got stuck. And then there was some other stuff. Don’t make me type it.
Dean McDermott had a rough holiday weekend as he healed from a dirt bike accident that left him with a punctured lung last week.
Dean, who is married to Tori Spelling, left the ICU Friday and soon needed a doctor’s care once again.
“OMG !!!!! My catheter is stuck and won’t come out. I’m waiting for the Doctor to get here and give it a try. Gotta be honest, I’m scared !!” he tweeted.
The next day he wrote that he was worse for wear after getting the catheter removed: “I had the worst night. Catheter cut me up coming out. Unbelievable pain. I got a fever of 104 and was throwing up. Fun, WOW !!!”
Luckily things turned around in time for the fourth, when Tori and the kids were snapped bringing him ice cream cake cones in the hospital.
“Happy 4th everyone!!! Feeling better today. Tori asked Liam who his best friend was and he said.”Dean is. He is my brother”. Made my cry,” Dean tweeted on Sunday.
[From Huffington Post]
For goodness sake. A fever of 104? Do you believe it? I don’t. I think Dean took the thermometer out of his ass (because that’s the way he likes to have it taken), and he put it against a lamp. I really do. Anything to get away from Tori for a few more days. Which is how he got into this problem in the first place – crashing his dumb dirt bike, because I guess he just can’t stand to be in the same room as his family for more than a few minutes. Too harsh? I’m over Tori and Dean. I think they’re both completely nuts.
Tori on June 16 & July 4. Dean on June 4, 2010. Credit: Fame.
When I had pneumonia last year I had a fever of 105.7…of course I was delirious and on the verge of death…but it can happen??
And seriously who in the hell tweets while in the hospital?? I just don’t get the tweeting thing.
WOW talk about over-sharing. That’s so disgusting…i don’t want to visualize that in the least.
Any sentence this man utters that begins with “I, me, or my” is an overshare as far as I’m concerned.
I see Tori is keeping him fat. Good strategy for keeping other women off him.
Douche bag&attention whore.
wait a cottin pickin minute….Liam refers to DAD as DEAN? DEAN is my best friend? He’s my brother? WHAT? How about DAD is my best friend. i call bull sh**
That’s rude. He could have easily had that high of a temperature. When I had a uterine infection my temp was 103.5.
Ouch! Catheters are the worse 🙁
You can get a bladder infection from a foley catheter and a fever is a sign of infection.
Twitiot! Just, no.
Tori’s starting to look like a little old woman 🙁
i once passed out at my desk and was rushed to the ER because my boss said i was “sweating like a boxer and as white as a sheet.” turned out i had a raging kidney infection and my temp was 104. it is totally possible to have a temp of 104, or even 105! although dean is a drama queen and attention whore, so who knows with him?
A fever is a sign of infection. I should know, I had a low grade one for more than a week due to a ruptured appendix.
I don’t care about Tori or Dean, and if you don’t want to believe him that’s your business. But it obvious that catheter caused some kind of infection if he was “cut,” so to speak.
Fevers are serious, even from a celebrity you don’t like and by they way, doesn’t know any of us exist.
Nobody fucking cares, dude.
I don’t care if he was spewing pea soup. Who wants to read about that on twitter????!!!???
Keep it to yourself, bimbo, it’s not a spectator sport! Gad he’s as dumb as a bag of nails.
She has a face like a camel. Has anyone ever noticed that? For your comparing pleasure…
http://www.garlynzoo.com/Photoalbum/CAMEL/images/camel-face-2.jpg
Jeezy Creezy, Dean, you probably didn’t deflate the bubble that holds the catheter in. You don’t yank it out yourself unless you’ve been taught how to do it. When I had a catheter (after surgery) it was a godsend. Then again, I’m a woman so the tube had a shorter route to travel.
(Okay, that was oversharing, but I couldn’t critique Dean’s oversharing without doing it myself.)
(Seriously, nobody appreciates a catheter until you need one.)