Here are photos of a particularly duck-lipped Lindsay entering the courthouse today, just before her hearing began. Actually, the hearing seemed to begin before Lindsay even arrived, as the prosecutor and lawyers for Right On bickered over whether Lindsay’s alcohol education records should become part of open court proceedings. And before Lindsay even got in front of the judge, she was served with papers for the civil lawsuit against her for not paying $17,000 worth of clothing bills. The process server told TMZ that Lindsay “freaked out” when he tried to serve her, and she “told people around her to get the guy out of the elevator and away from her. The process server says he attempted to hand Lindsay the papers but she would not take them so he dropped them on the elevator floor, by her feet. Under California law, generally a process server has done his job when he comes face to face with the person served.” To be fair to Lindsay, she probably thought he was a hallucination.
The prosecutor, deputy district attorney Danette Meyers, started out by winning the right to have Lindsay’s alcohol ed classes admitted into open court. Then Meyers lost a round as she began trying to prove that Lindsay had consumed alcohol at that MTV Awards post-party. But, according to TMZ, “The judge just ruled she will not allow the prosecutor to present evidence that Lindsay was drinking after the MTV Movie Awards on June 7. The hearing is now exclusively about whether Lindsay violated probation by not attending enough alcohol ed classes at the time of the last hearing.”
TMZ’s live feed is here. I was going to wait to put this up until we know what’s going to happen to Lindsay, but I’m finding Lindsay’s f-cking duck lips SOOOO distracting. Did she get them plumped for the court? And she looks like she has a bruise on her face? Her left cheek? Is that where the waitress punched her? Also, this Right On alcohol ed seems totally budget and ridiculous.
UPDATE: Damn, this is a long hearing. I was hoping Lindsay would show up and the judge would be all “The crackhead must go to jail NOW.” They just went on a lunch break, and will be coming back at 4:30 EST. UGH. But it’s not looking good for Lindsay. The Right On woman who was testifying is having to detail all of the times that Lindsay just didn’t care enough to show up for her classes. I’ll update when there’s more!
UPDATE #2: They’re back in court! I’m really getting the feeling that Lindsay is going to finally, at LONG LAST go to jail. Is anyone else feeling that? Also, more photos of the lips:
Lindsay Lohan on July 6, 2010 at the courthouse.
Her clothes are looking a little budget too. I guess that what owing $17,000 feels like.
this seriously rules – thank you lindsay for giving us top class gossip!!
Lindsay loves the attention so much she can’t help staring and mugging at the camera. those lips are ridiculous
i want her to get her comeuppance so much. i know its not nice to wish for that, but i wish for it anyway
Is that seriously what she chose to wear to court? WTH?
The cheek’s bruise look simetrical, so it could be a cosmetic injection in her cheeks done at the same time as her lips.
I think this self absorbed fugmonster doesn’t seem to be wearing a bra under her $5 Walmart top. Her saggy pals are looking kind of down
How is calling Lindsey Lohan “duck lipped” any different from Mel Gibson calling Oksana “pig”, “Fat pig” whatever it was. You are both abusive people. At least Mel has the excuse of being either drunk, instigated, enraged maybe all three. You people are just mean.
@ EzE – Lindsay wasn’t born looking like that…
what kind of freak wears a baggy sweater and dirty jeans to their own court hearing? oh right…a cracked out, ducklipped, orange streaked, SCRAM wearing delusional freak.
@EzE, because it wasn’t followed up by a suggestion that she be raped by a pack of anything, including racial slurs?
I don’t think people would be so mean if she hadn’t vehemently denied getting lip injections.
If you’re going to make your lips look like duck lips, and it is completely obvious, then just own up..
are those f*cking YOGA PANTS?
Unbelievable. Her hair looks so terrible…she used to have beautiful, thick, shiny, red hair. The straw that’s on her head now is awful.
She looks like Goldie Hawn’s character in First Wives Club after getting her face trouted out.
She is so gross and smug in these photos. PLEASE OH PLEASE judge…throw her in jail.
Ahh, THANK YOU for putting this up. I needed an appropriate place to vent – this twat has been rolling her eyes, snickering, turning to talk to people behind her all effing day! SEND HER TO THE CLINK! Is that what it’s called? Or is it the clinker? I don’t give a – just boot this B to the same little suit Paris had!
If they throw her in jail, may other celebrities follow.
Those lips are HIDEOUS!
Im so sick of this chick and the ‘pending jail’ headlines/stories when everyone know she wont spend 1 minute in jail for anything she ever does. I swear the tabloids keep adding the words ‘jail time’ to the story just to get ppl to click on the link. She’ll walk out of there free as a bird and the same next time, time after that, and the next right up until the headlines are talking about her overdosing.
LOL original kate!
I agree about her clothes! You are going to COURT, ducklips, you need to act like you care.
Abusive people always got a reason, always got an excuse.
In response to the person saying people are mean and comparing strangers commenting on a public persons face to a man verbally assulting his wife – are you serious?
Ugh, where to begin, oh dear Lindsay? I’ll start with the positive: at least her cleavage isn’t on display this time.
OK, positive is now over – she is wearing either jeans or yoga pants (hard to tell, & inappropriate for court either way) and a black t-shirt. Really?! Does her lawyer not consult with her ahead of time regarding attire? Apparently not, or if the lawyer does, Lindsay just chooses not to listen. “It doesn’t matter what I wear to court, I’m gonna get off anyway.”
Her lips do look like Goldie Hawn’s in “First Wives Club” – that and Meg Ryan’s up until a year or so ago. Lindsay used to be very pretty and did not need to alter her appearance with cosmetic procedures. I do think that’s kinda sad that she thinks she needs that. She looks really bad.
The first thing I noticed on Lyns was her trout pout. Then that was all I could keep my eyes on. It looks terribly uncomfortable. Her mouth is great without all the added plumping.
She looks so plastic now…but guess thats her only option after all the drugs ruined her looks
Its truely sad that she’s in this state, maybe something will change now, but somehow I can’t see that actually happening
i’m all for a long lunch but good grief
somebody better watch the back door. she’s apt to ‘forget’ she’s supposed to stick around
Looks like somebody hit the sale rack at Chico’s… and at Crazy Eddie’s House of Lip Injections
Those are too long and too floppy at the ankles to be yoga pants. Methinks it’s just a random sort of wide-legged SCRAM camo.
SCRAMoflage.
lol. SCRAMoflauge.
the duck-lips are incredible….
I wouldn’t say we’re abusive. we are simply comentating on the fact that what was once a pretty and talented girl has completely wrecked her life and her looks. And is it our fault is the only adjective currently known to mankind to describe her lips are nasty? no it is not.
We aren’t hoping she gets raped by pack of anything, at most we are hoping she goes to jail and gets help for her serious problems.
I actually sort of hope she escapes jail and goes onto even more outrageous entitled cracktiques
Man, how fucking corrupt is this alcohol education program? They’re too lazy to even phone it in.
I’m sure the other criminals in the LA County court system will love those new luscious lips of hers. She needs to go behind bars and stop getting breaks!
im watching.
and I think and hope shes goin to jail!
wow Right On is busted!
so sad… 🙁 she was a beautiful, talented girl on top of the world just a few years ago. Now shes the most strung out, busted, wreck in all of Hollywood- and thats saying something. 🙁 I hope she gets her life together…obviously the rehab she already did wasnt effective- i think she needs to learn from wiser people. She needs to find inner peace because if she keeps chasing for scraps of happiness on the outside, she’ll always feel empty.
remember this sweet, talented little girl?:
http://kierstin1220.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-young.jpg
hard to believe she’s the same person now… 🙁
Lindsay Lohan missed nine of her mandatory court-ordered weekly alcohol classes, it emerged in court Tuesday.
And the troubled star apparently dished up a host of excuses for her absence.
“Sometimes it was work, sometimes it was a delayed appointment,” the program’s co-owner Cheryl Marshall said, when grilled on the witness stand.
“One time she missed for a random drug test.”
It was also revealed that Lohan claimed she was stuck in North Carolina and couldn’t get a flight home in time for another session.
But in a stunning admission, Marshall admitted the program never checked on the validity of her excuse and did not notify the court of Lohan’s absences.
When deputy district attorney Danette Meyers established that Lohan had not attended the alcohol education class weekly at the end of 2009 – despite a phone call from the judge spelling out what was required – Marshall turned argumentative.
That prompted Judge Marsha Revel to snap at the witness about the order she gave Marshall regarding Lohan’s terms: “Did you think I didn’t mean it?”
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/lindsay-lohan-missed-nine-court-ordered-alcohol-classes
So that is why they didn’t want to make it public.
What was the point of the SCRAM if it is not even going to be considered?
Ugh, she looks awful.
So all these alcohol ed classes were at some cushy place that caters to idiot celebs, and she STILL couldn’t go???
Good lord, she is starting to resemble Phyllis Diller.
I think Right On are probably regretting taking on Loho.
Also what IS she writing/drawing…?
I’m thinking the ‘rehab’ chick might end up in jail too, lol
Does anyone remember Goldie Hawn’s character in The First Wives Club? Elaine, I believe was her name and she got her lips plumped…well Lindsay looks just like that. If you have the movie please watch it tonight, the resemblance is uncanny.
she looks like daffy duck
omg, scramoflage is killing me. major giggles.
Pose, pose, pose, and pose. What a self-absorbed thing she is. I think her puffy face is bruised from injections all over. She’s also drawn on huge lipliner in a bright coral color with gloss, way outside her lipline, which further duckifies the face.
@ Little FAT Me: You got it, it’s ‘The Clink’ (from the famous London jail.)
And I would rather be called ducklips than pigface any day of the week.
She looks like she’s been on a crack bender for a week – she looks like sh*t. Oh, and why does she have what looks to be a cheap engagement ring on her left ring finger in one of the shots? I hope no one is that stupid!!
She looks like she doesn’t give a damn. And excusing her behaviour on others telling her what to do? Lame, lame, lame!
WOW the defense attorney is pretty stupid. Her argument that Lindsay did not know the law and she was relying on her drug rehab to guide her?? WTF basic LAW 101 is ignorance is not a defense in breaking the law.
She’s looks hung over, or hasn’t slept in a week.
Sad how she’s mucked with her face. Lindsay was naturally beautiful before, she didn’t and doesn’t need any modifications. All she needs is sleep, a healthy diet, and exercise. And a healthy lifestyle.
I agree with you! I’m watching it too (thanks for the link!) and it just sounds like the judge is tired of LiLo’s BS.
“Only missed seven weeks.” lol. Nearly two months!
I wonder how her lawyer can take her seriously.
oh gourd lindsay’s gonna address the court. lock up yer everything.
lol @bizzy
She’s fake crying now. She’s not a very good actress.
OOOOhh, she’s crack crying now. JAIL JAIL JAIL.
Wow, how talented she is at fake-crying! Her Oscar moment!
I hope the judge doesn’t fall for it.
this is her best acting so far!
She’s making her statement to the court right now- and she’s crying big crocodile tears.
The judge found her guilty of the parole violation- now they’re dealing with sentencing.
Oh yeah, she said when she was in Morocco, she was “working with children, not on vacation”. Lying little crackhead.
@ctkat omg i was just laughing over the children thing myself!!! Go Judge!!!
How does someone who supposedly hasn’t drunk in weeks looks so completely bloated? She looks like a mini me Pam Anderson.
OMG. The fake tears. PLEASE. Throw her a$$ in jail already.
oh sweet jeebus! she’s like this weird cross between a platypus and ferret when she cries with those lips. they need to move the camera section to the other side, she keeps hiding behind her lawyer and i wanna see the train wreck damn it!
Don’t fall for it!! She doesn’t really give 2 hoots!
I wish I could watch but all your comments are just as good! Fake tears or not, ducklips has got to face the consequences!
BITCH IS GOING TO JAIL!!!!
Did she get 90 days in jail?
90 days in jail! Yes!
shes going to jail. about time.
90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yup 90, count ’em
hope those new lips come in handy in jail.
so what does 90 days equal? 3 or 4 days??
Go judge Marsha!!
At last! Hopefully this 90 days and the 90 days rehab may actually help her!
She did look genuinely upset tho, god no gossip for 6 months!!
Wow.. really surprised at this Judge.. gosh.
Well I think this may push her over the edge.
HA-HA! And the SCRAM stays on until she surrenders herself! I hope they tack on mandatory rehab in a lock-down facility after her jail term. She needs it.
Edit: Her father should be in tabloid interview heaven!
Edit, the sequel: YAY! It’s like Santa gave me my Christmas Wish! In-patient rehab after jail! Thank you, Santa, thank you!
I really hope she’s forced to serve all 90 days, instead of the watered down sentences celebrities get! 90 days is probably watered down anyway! How much time do you think an ordinary person would get for all the shit she’s pulled?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! finally!!!!
the entitled little bi**h gets slammed.
on behalf of poor people everywhere who get NO breaks in the justice system, i for one am very pleased.
the buck has stopped. Lindsay Lohan will be forced to grow to hell up.
can’t wait to hear White Oprah’s excuses. lol
well, i guess the question now is not just ‘can lindsay last 180 days without crack?’, but ‘can we last 180 days without lindsay?’
i for one expect to get a whole lot more work done.
From what I could understand the judge said she would give her credit for 96 hours but she needs to serve the rest of the 90days no freebies. Plus 90 days in patient rehab.
90 days generally distills down to 24 hours in LA.
ThIS is the best day of my pathetic little life. I had to go to work so I couldnt watch the whole “budget-oj-trial-livefeed-on-tv” shebang, but the hour I did get to watch was amaze-balls.
I would have given anything to wacth the crack-sentence followed by the crack tears though. Damn, where is the video?
P.S. the prosecutor and Marsha hate this ho so bad. You could tell the “right on” whoever-marshall lady didn’t want to be the reason lindsay went to jaIL, but I knew bitch was done for when they brought up Cannes. YAY! PAARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!
eZe = Dina Lohan?
Perhaps the judge would have been more receptive to the “I was working” excuse if she’d you know, had a movie out in the recent past? We can see you, we can read your twitters, we know you aren’t “working”.
It wouldn’t take much, and I’m sure the Lohans are up to it, to pay a makeup artist to paint a bruise (for sympathy’s sake) on the cheek that previously looked fine, even after the alleged smack by the waitress.
I blame Angelina Jolie for this crazy lip phase so many actresses seem they need to do. How dare she have plump sultry natural lips while the rest have unnatural trout pouts!
lol @ bella luna! i love that you updated your own comment… the best!
I dnt understand why this media is hyping it so much..as such she would be bailed out very soon and no one would remember if anything like this happened…
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