Angelina Jolie wears a glittery sack for the UK ‘Salt’ premiere

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Here are some new photos of Angelina Jolie at the UK premiere of Salt, today, Monday. I am so… disappointed in this look. It’s a look we haven’t seen from Angelina since the Great Glittery Sack Debacle of the 2009 Awards Season. This looks like something Suri Cruise would choose for her mother, you know? It looks like something a kid would pick out, and the line of the dress is very… childish. Very “updated work smock, tied with a piece of ribbon that was just laying around.”

Brad wasn’t there either – my guess is that he’s absorbed in the ‘Moneyball’ shoot, and Angelina either went to Europe alone, or she brought a couple of kids with her, and left a few kids behind. CB mentioned that Angelina is going to be in Germany either Tuesday or Wednesday (I forget), so it’s not like Jolie is just making a quick London run. I always wonder about Angelina alone in London – she lived there off and on for years, and I would imagine she still has many friends and quite a few ex-lovers in town. Do you think she grabbed a quick piece of Jonny Lee Miller? Maybe had a quickie with Ralph Fiennes? NO, of course not.

Back to the dress – total meh. I mean, it’s not hideous on her, but it just does nothing for her. The color washes her out, it’s a glittery, shapeless sack. I guess I should be thankful that it’s not YET ANOTHER black strapless, right? I might need to write Angelina’s stylist another open letter.

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  1. jen says:

    Maybe she’s taken up sewing.

  2. J says:

    Lol @ Jen! Love the shoes – hate the dress…

  3. Toe says:

    It may be a sack, but I’ve never seen her wear pink. Maybe Z picked it out for her.

  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I agree the lighter colors wash her out. But her make up looks nice.

    I’d like the dress a lot more if it were shorter and didn’t have that weird flap-thing over the front.

    oh, and to quote our resident medical/jolie expert, “will someone please hand that lady a BRUSH?” 😉

    EDIT: I’m not usually a grammarian, but the “could care less” thing annoys me. It’s COULDN’T care less. as in, I COULDN’T care any less than I do. if she COULD care less, that means she cares, even if it’s a little bit.

    sorry, but that’s ONE grammar thing that bugs me.

  5. mslewis says:

    There is nothing wrong with that dress!! I swear, Angelina can’t do anything right, according to some people. If she wears black (which she loves) she’s gutted and if she tries to wear something different, she’s gutted. The woman can’t seem to please her critics. It’s ridiculous. Angelina Jolie is a beautiful woman and she looks amazing in everything she wears. (It’s a good thing Angelina herself could care less what people think of her so I’ll just get upset for her.)

    P.S.: “Salt” has earned just under $200M worldwide and it hasn’t even open in some of the biggest countries yet. Another major hit for Angelina.

  6. Lady Nightshade says:

    I really like the dress, it is different and she has the figure to pull it off. Imagine how many events she goes to, she must get really sick of wearing the same black dress.

  7. Bubbles says:

    I wonder why is her face shinier than her smock … did she get a procedure?

  8. Lydia says:

    Simply terrible from every angle.

  9. meme says:

    hideous dress. i’m convinced she wears padding under her clothes. why she so shiny?

    UPDATE: I wish you would show some serious before and after pics of Angelina. She has had a lot of surgery. She’s had her cheeks and nose done, at least and she does NOT look like she did when she was 25. And no, your face does not naturally change all my itself once you’re an adult.

  10. Ron says:

    Usually I think fashion risks are fun, but this is not good. Even the hair is off. She looks dumpy…Angelina Jolie looks dumpy. The dress that can make her look dumpy, is a baaaad dress.

  11. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Well who cares about the dress anyway. Look at that face. Thats where the money is anyway. That woman could wear a sack of dirty diapers and still put other women to shame. I mean look at how captivating and radiant Angie is. Angelina looks freaking gorgeous.

    LOL I find your booty call fantasies funny. Angie wouldn’t step out on Brad, she loves his ass to much.

  12. Sudini says:

    Horrible dress. It just makes me think of an old, worn out piece of gum…

  13. aenflex says:

    I like the material of the dress, it’s just the cut that’s awful.

  14. Eileen says:

    Its like she’s TRYING to dress bad. Has she made some pledge of “I won’t wear a dress that accents my figure until every 3rd world country’s orphans are adopted” or something??

  15. Sophie says:

    I think it would be ok if it had a bit more shape, like if that ribbon thing was a bit tighter and that thing in the front wasn’t just hanging there. It is a nice colour though.

  16. mln says:

    I agree with aeonflex the cut is shitty, its still better than the trashbag dress. Please get this lady a new stylist.

  17. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Meme Angelina didn’t have any extensive face surgery, thats ridiculous. Angelina has always always always been beautiful. Always. Angelina had a lot more wight on her when she was younger but she is much slimmer now and thats about it. Let me guess your being sarcastic again. Nope thats not it. Your comment about your face not changing naturally sure sounded sarcastic. I mean gee golly wow you mean according to you I am gonna look 22 forever since my face will not change into an older woman’s face. Sweet, I can stop buying all this anti-aging crap now. (Sarcasm just in case you didn’t know what that last statement was.)

  18. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    mslewis that dress would be an ugly sack of you-know-what no matter who wore it. Angelina just decided to.

  19. rundee says:

    Sorry y´all: I love the dress and think it looks urban-stylish and fabulous especially on a lightskinned brunette.
    It´s very yohji yamamoto
    http://www.yohjiyamamoto.co.jp/en.html#/yy/main/femme/
    or new berlin style:
    http://www.lalaberlin.com
    http://www.van-reimersdahl.com/cms/files/AVR-Lookbook2010-genderneutral.pdf

    Not very homecoming-queen-american-sweetheart-style though, so maybe you´re just not used to it.

  20. Stephie says:

    Is she just sweating because she’s hot? (is she too skinny to get hot?) It’s like the Russia premiere photos. Always surprised to see celebs “sweating” ! Thought that (being human) wasn’t allowed! But if it’s procedure-related, why doesn’t someone powder her down?

  21. gretchen says:

    @eileen: LOL very funny

  22. Catherine says:

    I don’t see what is so bad. She can pull this off just fine where I would not be able to with being petite. She’s got the height for it. I think she looks lovely.

  23. gretchen says:

    @love angelina…i’m serious about this…the last few posts by you don’t seem to be from the same person as before, you sound much younger or less mature very recently…soooooo tell the truth, are you letting your teenage daughter write recently…i am serious tho i know it’s a funny thought 🙂

  24. meme says:

    @LOVE ANGELINA – I didn’t say extensive, I said a lot of plastic surgery. Plastic surgery doesn’t have to be extensive to make you look different. It’s amazing what some tweaking can do.

  25. mslewis says:

    Rundee, people who comment on here wouldn’t know “style” if they fell over it. Most of them are probably fat asses, sitting behind their computers just waiting for the next Angelina Jolie story to pop up so they can criticize.

    That dress is beautiful and obviously straight off the runway for Fall ’10 and Angelina looks lovely in it. That’s my opinion. If any of you don’t like my opinion, you can suck it!!!

    And, poor, poor, silly, stupid Meme . . . I can’t even respond to anything you write because you are such a total hater that you only see what you want to see. Poor thing. You hate Angelina Jolie so much and so strongly that you just can’t stay away from a post about her. It must be painful to hate someone so much. Poor, poor, Meme!!

  26. k says:

    I look completely different in the face from when I was 25. More defined cheeckbones, diff shape to nose, etc. No surgery here. She looks just like her mother and father. so — not buying the surgery rant.

  27. Aqua says:

    Thats exactly what I thought, at least it’s not another black ANYTHING.

  28. margo says:

    I think she looks better here than she has in awhile, I also like the dress, something different, but is it me, or does she not look happy or something

  29. Praise St. Angie! says:

    UGH…are we going to do this again?

    yes, angelina is beautiful.

    as she was BEFORE she had plastic surgery.

    I’m NOT going to google it all over again, but here’s one link.

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/25/watch-angelina-jolie-morph/

    and we can all see that her lips, at least, are 100% natural.

  30. Cinderella says:

    Beautiful woman, horrid dress. Give this woman COLOR in her wardrobe! She could knock it out of the park.

  31. Majosha says:

    Why do some people insist on posting every cent that “Salt” rakes in? Even if this movie makes billions, it’s still average-at-best in the quality department, which really isn’t anything to boast about. Oh well, I guess it just irks me that a lousy movie that happens to make lots of money is considered a “hit” while a brilliant film like “Winter’s Bone” — with an equally brilliant cast — goes unrecognized by the masses. Lame.

  32. Jen D says:

    I don’t hate the dress, but I love the shoes. I wish she would wear more color! I would love to see her wear purple or more green.

  33. Belle Epoch says:

    Whoa I can’t imagine performing plastic surgery on someone who is already the most beautiful woman in the world. I would turn in my scalpel before doing anything to her face. However, that’s not the way plastic surgeons think.

    This dress is pretty bad. If it doesn’t look good on Angelina, who the hell is it for?

  34. Bubbles says:

    She looks like she just had a euro facial, realized she was late, put one of the spa’s curtain’s on, tied a hair ribbon around the middle and hurried to her premier.

    But her shoes are fierce…
    and her face looks younger with all that “dew”.

  35. lrm says:

    god she has bad hair extensions or at wig-it looks like a wig-she has looked like she has ‘fake hair’ for many months now. wth?
    i think she’s malnourished and the hair is the first thing to go when a woman is stressed and/or not eating enough.

    i agree she has always been beautiful, but her hair lately looks fake and she looks unhealthy these days…

  36. Really says:

    Hasn’t she worn the same shoes at least 3 times now??

  37. Jen Wind says:

    Dress isn’t bad, I have seen it on the model that showed it in the fashion show, and it has a black belt around it that looks fantastic on it, but on her it is just not a good choice at all. She needs color on her pale skin.

    Her face needs some serious powder though because she is really shiny, really shiny!!

  38. zippersgirl says:

    Majosha- I totally agree. The studio’s spend millions of $$ promoting movies like EPL and Salt with their celebrity casts known more for their personal lives than their acting skills. Films like Winter’s Bone are what elevate film to art. It was beautiful, heartbreaking and haunting as was the cast, esp. Jennifer Lawrence. Yet hardly anyone has seen it. Now she ( Jennifer Lawrence) could have handled the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

    OT- Beautiful woman, bad color.

  39. buckley says:

    Montenegro style?

  40. Morgs says:

    Nakisha I’m waiting for Winters Bone to be released in my tiny area. Otherwise I have to
    DVD it. I heard it’s really well done. You agree?

  41. Morgs says:

    Ok that was supposed to say Majosha. I don’t know why it autocorrected to Nakisha.

  42. kelbear says:

    She always wears shoes that color.

  43. wonderwoman21 says:

    Her face is flawless and gorgeous, the dress isn’t great but isn’t the worst I’ve seen.

  44. OC lady says:

    I really dislike this dress. Not her best look.

    As for Salt–it’s a popcorn film. No one expects more than a fun ride and a little bit of escapism from it. Not everyone goes to the movies for exactly the same reasons. I like some actions film; so I liked it. Glad to see that she beat the boys though. Her movie opened highed than movies by Cruise, Denzel, Gyllenhall and Stallone’s opening last weekend. Pretty cool.

  45. Majosha says:

    @Morgs: I live in a semi-tiny town, and it took FOREVER for Winter’s Bone to finally show up in our only little art house theater, so I feel your pain. And to answer your question, yes, it was remarkably well done on very level. Brilliant script, haunting music, and as @zippersgirl so rightly pointed out, an incredible — and I mean INCREDIBLE — performance by Jennifer Lawrence. The rest of the cast was amazing, too. It’s been a long time since I’ve been so moved by a film — both my husband and I were absolutely floored by the movie’s end.

    @zippersgirl: I totally agree that Jennifer could successfully play Lisbeth. Both Ree and Lisbeth are similar in the way their circumstances require them to persevere in spite of the fear/rage/uncertainty simmering just beneath the surface. It takes a hell of an actor to pull off that kind of subtle torment.

  46. DD says:

    It’s not a great dress, but she doesn’t look washed out to me. In fact she looks excruciatingly beautiful. I think the color, hair and makeup worked so well, that the dress didn’t have to.

  47. zippersgirl says:

    Majosha- I am hoping against hope this “little” art film is remembered when the Oscars roll around.

  48. irena NL says:

    Could work in color but the paleness washes her out.

  49. Fae says:

    Actually I like the dress. It’s not all tits and legs, it has class (and the beading looks exquisite). I can understand not wanting to accentuate how thin she’s become by not having something too fitted.

  50. Maritza says:

    That dress is ugly but her face looks like a porcelain doll, simply beautiful.

  51. latam says:

    I think the dress is awful, although she does look healthy.

    As for plastic surgery theres a couple of photos where her nose looks fat but then if u bother look at ones taken before them or around the same time it looks thinner again.

    I hate it when people judge by using those awful plastic surgery sites. they choose a couple of bad photos and use them to achieve whatever outcome they want. x did this because of this photo.

    i thought that maybe she did have surgery cos of these sites but if u watch angelinas films and look at enough photos you can see that the change has come gradually through aging and weightloss. Even in the tomb raider films when she was undoubtedly at her hottest and lauded as the most beautiful woman by soo many you can see her nose is not as defined, cuter. why would she change it if she was already hot and everyone agreed? And after watching hackers and seeing old photos from when she was 19 its was bloody same!

    edit: it is thinner now tho but then so is she. my mums face has gotten a lot thinner and more defined as shes aged too

    I just hate that people can’t accept that sometimes some people are just born that beautiful. Also, im sure if she was ugly she wouldnt have all the hate she gets now. Julia roberts doesnt get all the hate that angelina does and her “incident” was far more scandalous. not to say that julia roberts is ugly but just highlighting the hypocrisy.

  52. Dawn says:

    @ Kasier. I think that she look very beautiful.. plus she is a mother putting her life on the side on hold for her childern. When she have to go to work she go to work wrong or right… then in the mean time she get this great energy from her god .. and does what she have to do to make..it with out of any hurt harm or danger to herself .. then she can be the full time mom or part time work mom for her Family. I belive if she wear anything .. she wants maybe she would have worn some jeans sneakers,etc or a cat suit.. so she did wear something presentable .. Give her respect for that… Love you ANGELINA … May Lord bless you and you Family… Respect to you.

  53. lucy2 says:

    I don’t care for the dress. Maybe if it weren’t so sack like that would help, it makes her look boxy.

    I’ve heard that Winter’s Bone is very good.

    That video link was interesting Praise. I’m no expert, but I think the majority of changes have to do with age and a lot of weight loss. I do think there may have been a little tweak to the nose though, based on those video clips it gets slightly more refined. If so it was well done and looks good.

  54. mymy says:

    Well when a dress doesn’t look good . She didn’t get it right. So I guess one will have accept that she can’t always do everything right. Is it the end of the world?She does have nice skin.
    I wonder what they do? Something?
    Because skin needs nourishment. Skin needs fat. Like Avocado’s nuts, butter
    And she is very thin. How does it not make her skin bad? I have plenty of very thin friend. I mean very thin. And it does hurt the skin on them

  55. Majosha says:

    zippersgirl: You and me both.

  56. mln says:

    I love Angie but I do think she may have had a nose job I just don’t think it counts as plastic surgery in Hollywood anymore.

  57. serena says:

    well the dress is not that bad (not good either) but it could be totally different if she did something with her hair.

  58. benny says:

    Did she gain a little weight? She looks better than she has in recent times, and I think she tends to look better when she’s not anorexically thin, so maybe that’s it.

  59. angelika says:

    Angelina has beautiful eyes,elegant jaw line,nice skin..but sorry she doesnt and never did had a good figure..She doesnt have a waist..She is fat in the middle of her body,always was..Russian press didnt notice her skinny arms,what they noticed is how fat she looked in that red dress ..By the way i adore This London dress,but she simply cannot pull it off..This dress needs somebody slimer

  60. latam says:

    yeh she really ought to sort out her hair. but to be honest i think shes low maintenance and just doesnt give a shit. She doesnt even try to be remotely fashionable when shes out and about, its kind of endearing but it would be nice if she made an effort.
    i loved her hair at the inglouris basterds premiere in the black leather dress on

    oh and when she has it pushed over like this http://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/10/angelina-qq.jpg

  61. MW says:

    I like the pink. She looks beautiful, fragile, feminine, happy and princess-like, which is really different and fun.

  62. Rosanna says:

    The make-up is great! Why doesn’t she wear Zuhair Murad? It’s right down her alley (neutrals that sparkle) but with a lot of class.

  63. GatsbyGal says:

    I think it looks kinda pretty. It makes me think of Greece or something. I just don’t know if it’s an “Angelina” dress, y’know?

  64. coup de grazia says:

    i think the dress itself is gorgeous – im guessing armani? but, she’s not styled right. i really dislike this current hair color on her. darker hair, hair up, red lip, sash tied a bit closer around her waist for more shape and some shoes with some pop, wouldve looked great. but again, i dont think she gives a shit about the fashion. maybe she doesnt even have a stylist, just throws on whatever some designer sent her.

  65. Crash2GO2 says:

    How can a dress, that makes a thin woman look like she has no waist be a good dress? The fabric is fine, the fit, drape and thin loose tie are awful IMO.

    And I would say that she is hot and sweating, except only her face and especially her forehead look really sopping. Yikes. Kinda scary actually – like she’s about to throw up. Should we start a pregnancy rumor? 😀

    mslewis, I have to say that you are becoming more and more unhinged on the whole subject of AJ.

    And LOVE ANGELINA? You’re only 22? That explains a lot.

  66. javagirl1 says:

    @gretchen
    I noticed that too about “Love Angelina”….doesn’t seem to be the same poster.
    The dress is ok, maybe a little dull..

  67. vicki says:

    her skin looks nice and at the very least, the dress hides her skeletal body.

  68. acougara says:

    sexy lady, love her

  69. Isa says:

    Nude heels make legs look longer. She may like to wear them to make hers look even longer. I think they look awesome on her.

    The dress is okay, it reminds me of one she has wore before.

    I love Angelina, but I think she has had a nose job. The other changes in her face seem to be weight loss, poorly applied makeup and changes in her eyebrow shape/thickness. I don’t mind celebrities having plastic surgery until they start looking scary. Then again, I really shouldn’t mind at all because it’s not my body.

  70. Sam says:

    Oh you Yanks have no idea about fashion. It is a stunning dress. Pure couture and tres chic.

  71. Heaven-bound says:

    These are the worst pictures I have seen of her. And yes–She has had plastic surgery nose, boobs and that “dewy skin” is thanks to microdermabrasion or chemical peels. I have had microdermabrasion and chemical peels and my skin looks amazing.

  72. Camille says:

    latam August 16th, 2010 at 6:39 pm: I completely agree with you, great comment.

    I like the dress, she has the height and body to carry it off. Her face, makeup, skin and hair look flawless. Gorgeous as usual.

  73. nottheone says:

    Hmmm…face a tiny bit fuller. Looks radiant. Sort-of empire waist. Or at least, an indistinct waistline.
    …Pregnant?

    I think the problem with the dress is that the neckline sort of droops down on one side, the ribbon is too thin and not straight across, and the lighting washes out what is probably a very delicate pastel colour. And being shiny doesn’t help.

    My guess is a) pregnant and/or b) probably dresses herself too quickly and is distracted by kids and/or work.

  74. Lita says:

    I used to love the LOVE ANGELINA from Dlisted a few years back. I thought that she was well older though than this modern CB version. The Dlisted one was way more unhinged and extreme – whereas this CB one seems just, well, quite nice really.

    I’m sure some of you usual suspects must remember the LOVE ANGELINA from Dlisted – it was brilliant. Insanely so – with the emphasis on (God Bless the JPs!) insane. Sadly, there’s no way these could be the same person short of lithium.

  75. bb says:

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but I actually really like this dress. I like the fabric and the cut (slightly toga-ish). Only thing I’d change is I’d make the waistline more fitted and the ribbon thing thicker.

    The reason it looks like a sack in some pictures is Angie’s stoopid poses.

  76. Lita says:

    On a different subject, I’m amused by the blanket “you yanks have no fashion sense” commentary. The funny thing about CB is that it’s owned by an American living in Germany, with writers from about the place (okay Kaiser lives in America, but there used to be more bloggers). But the thing I noticed when it comes out is how many not-Americans there are here.

    As a not-American, I find it bigoted of you to leave me out of the fashion sweepstakes. So have at it: that dress has looked beautiful on another woman – I’ve seen it! The problem with AJ’s clothing at these events is that she/they don’t match the clothing to little things like, you know, her body, colouring, hair, makeup.

    But other than that, it’s a lovely dress.

    @mslewis – please let me leave you with the wisdom of Agatha Christie: even a beautiful woman looks terrible in culottes.

  77. crab says:

    @ Love Angelina – How do you know Angelina wouldn’t step out on Brad? How do you know she hasn’t had extensive plastic surgery? You are majorly obsessed with this woman and you really really scare me!!

  78. Lita says:

    @crab – in the same way @mslewis *knows* angelina looks like an angel in anything.

    She just knows, okay??? Yeesh! H8rz!!!

  79. mary says:

    The dress is awful. It’s a rare occasion when Angelina wears a beautiful gown. I don’t understand her taste in clothes. She is slender enough to wear figure hugging gowns and to look really glamorous, yet she always these loose, sacky, odd colored nightgowns. The dress looks like it came unraveled on one side and it’s falling apart. I really hate the dress. UGH!

  80. autotron says:

    Time to block this Love Ange chick, she has now teetered into troll territory. Completely delusional.

  81. missmilly says:

    Does she ever move her arms?

  82. ashleighlauren says:

    That is a dress that may look absolutely stunning on someone else, but it looks a hot mess on Angelina Jolie. I think it’s both the color and the cut. Does anyone else think she’d look amazing in a deep green fitted (maybe mermaid) strapless dress?
    Also, rice paper to the forehead. Not so much dewy as sweaty in this photo.

    And before the inevitable attack by the Angelina loving people out there. I have no strong opinion of Angelina Jolie. She does things I like and things I don’t like. I feel the same way about Jennifer Aniston. It’s completely possible for me to form an opinion about an ensemble without it being clouded by obsession. I swear.

  83. Issa Rosalia says:

    Wow!!!! Stunning!!! …love it…’ve watched SALT and it’s soooooo gooooodddd!!!