I could have sworn that we’ve already seen this story a million times before, but apparently not. According to In Touch Weekly, LeAnn Rimes isn’t just desperate to marry Eddie Cibrian – she’s also desperate to have his baby. What was I thinking of? Probably just all of the stories of LeAnn pulling a Hand That Rocks The Cradle on Brandi Glanville, assuming that Brandi and Eddie’s sons are LeAnn’s “boys” and that people need to give “credit to that.” Well, I’m beginning to think that LeAnn is one of the most insecure bitches out there, because not only is she the type of woman who goes on Twitter rants about the deepness of her love with Eddie, she’s also the kind of woman who thinks a baby fixes all relationship problems:

A friends says that LeAnn, 28, is anxious to make a very big change for Eddie – one she thinks will make their relationship more legitimate,” despite its scandalous beginnings. “LeAnn wants a baby with Eddie. They both talk about it,” the friend reveals, adding that while LeAnn “loves” Eddie’s sons, having a child of their own would “bring them so much closer.”

The possibility that Eddie might leave her one day could push LeAnn to do everything she can to keep him, says another pal.

“She is head over heels in love with Eddie,” a pal explains. “She wants to be with him forever, and she wants to be his wife.”

But LeAnn’s friends fear that her insecurity is making her move too quickly with Eddie – trying to settle down with him before really getting to know him. Plus, friends think Eddie’s been less than honorable.

“He doesn’t plan on staying with her forever, and she is dumb if she thinks he will,” an insider claims, adding that it’s LeAnn’s fame and fortune that Eddie truly enjoys. “He’ll probably just use her, then leave her.”

Even LeAnn’s ex-husband Dean Sheremt thought so: “Dean tried to warn her. But Eddie’s a charmer, and it worked.”

LeAnn believes that Eddie is her soul mate, but her pal warns, “Eddie is not as trustworthy as Dean. He probably isn’t the best guy to start a family with.”

But: “LeAnn sees how close Eddie is with his kids, and the connection he has with his family, and she wants that with him too… LeAnn is not only in love with Eddie, she’s made him her life… LeAnn would never have a baby just to make a relationship work.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

I’ve come to conclusion that Eddie and LeAnn truly deserve each other. They are perfectly matched: his narcissism and douchebaggery feeds into her narcissism and delusions. This relationship has made them more famous than anything else they’ve ever done, and they’re both lapping it up. I think Eddie is being dishonest with LeAnn, of course. I think he’s a serial cheater, and he probably always will be. And I think LeAnn is such a spastic little girl that she’s just stuck in permanent 13-year-old-has-her-first-crush mode. I really think that if LeAnn actually had a real orgasm before Eddie, this sh-t wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe she would be tweeting about her amazing love for her vibrator if only someone had given her one.

By the way, Brandi Glanville issued a statement to Us Weekly about that Star Magazine cover story a few weeks ago, about how she and Eddie boned while he was with LeAnn. The Star story sounded like it was ripped from Brandi’s Hepatitis Journal, and Eddie called her out for being Star’s source, saying that she was “delusional.” Brandi tells Us Weekly: “Eddie and I both know the truth.” That’s it! That’s all she said. Coy bitch. Clever bitch too. Oh, and Us Weekly also confirmed that Brandi, according to friends, “couldn’t care less. She’s already moved on to another relationship” and Brandi says she’s dating an “amazing man.” I await LeAnn’s flurry of tweets any moment. Nevermind, she already started:

One last thing – LeAnn performed on America’s Got Talent two nights ago. This video… I mean, her voice is fine. But she performed in a bikini. FOR REAL. And she thinks she’s a dancer. It’s all so cheesy and budget… so perfectly LeAnn. The song is called “Swingin’”. JESUS CHRIST.

I told you.

LeAnn and Eddie on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.