Look, Kim Kardashian added bangs to her cat-face! Honestly, in the thumbnails I thought it was Angelina Jolie, so… um, Angelina really needs to do something else with her bangs, for real. If I’m confusing her with Kim Kardashian, it’s time to make a hair change.
Anyway, remember earlier this week there was a story about Kim being a bitch to Paris Hilton? They were at the same event and Paris decided to “sing”. After Paris finished, Kim grabbed the mic and said, “Now let’s hear some real music!” Oh, BURN. Eh. Anyway, Us Weekly has more details on the blood feud (hopefully to the death) between these two former friends.
Best Frenemies Forever! Paris Hilton flew into a rage at Las Vegas hotspot Lavo on August 13 — when her childhood pal and protegee Kim Kardashian ignored and publicly mocked her, witnesses say in the new Us Weekly.
The icing on the cake? When Hilton, 29, learned that Kardashian, 29, had been flown to the special event via private jet.
“Paris got so mad!” a source tells Us. “She could not believe Kim got a jet and she didn’t. She used to get the jets.”
Later that night, the former Simple Life star — roundly ignored by other revelers — was “fuming” when Kardashian commanded attention from the crowd, a guest says.
The feud between the fellow “celebutantes”, pals say, has to do with Kardashian’s meteoric rise to fame, which has eclipsed Hilton’s own star power.
“Paris is upset at Kim — but it’s 100 percent jealousy,” a source says of Hilton, who went to pre-school with Kardashian and took her to her first Hollywood parties. “Kim is not only doing what Paris did, she’s doing it better, and everyone loves her.”
Counters another source: “Kim should thank Paris. Paris gave her her career.”
For more details on Kim and Paris’ frosty Vegas exchange, how their friendship ended, and how much Kim is worth now pick up the new Us Weekly, on stands now.
[From Us Weekly]
So basically they’re fighting over who is the biggest whore. That really is it – who can get the most stuff by having absolutely no talent other than being “pretty” and f-cking the right people. I kind of love that they’re feuding actually – it makes them both looks so petty and stupid and like the incredibly moronic wastes of time and space that they are. Plus, we get to use old photos and Kim probably hates that everyone gets to see her old face:
Header: Kim’s banged cat-face on August 20, 2010. Credit: WENN.
No contest. Paris Hilton is the biggest whore on the planet hands down, mouth open.
I totally am stunned as to why either of them are famous. Neither have any talent, unless you consider being a human mattress a talent.
her daddy’s gotta be rolling in his grave…
Kim has surpassed Paris in celebrity, but Paris will always be the biggest whore.
And Paris didn’t give Kim a career. That would be Ray-J and Vivid.
This is a weak story. It must be a slow news day. I don’t care how much botox or fillers Kim is using, she will always look better than Paris. Paris has the body of a teenage boy and very large feet.
I like Kim’s olf face better.
They indeed are famewhores of a particular class, but the rest of the world feeds them both by clamoring for the shite.
How can you compare the two of them? No, really, how do you compare two whores? Is there a difference?
It’s the battle of the dumb and dumber
Both are talentless hoes for sure. But I think Paris wins because she fucks more guys
Hmm.. it seems like kim got a new nose and looks tanner since then. Dont see too much facework other than the nose and probably botox. The boobs are real
whats funny is she was prettier before the catface
Paris really looks a lot older than KK.
Wow…still can’t get over how stunningly beautiful Kim was…Why ruining such a pretty face? *shakes head in disbelief*
Do you have any pictures of her old ass? I’d really like to see what it looked like before the butt implants.
It’s a tie.
Obviously Kim K. has better PR people and has a friend in Ryan Seacrest. Isn’t Seacrest one of the producers of all of those Kardashian’s shows?
Paris shot herself in the foot by not having a better manager and PR. If she had kept a show on E! she would not be flying coach on Southwest Airlines to Vegas.
But Paris screwed herself by simply being a b*tch. And it cracks me up that Kim K. and her entire family have more pull that Paris. Priceless.
Aw, I miss Paris and her wonky eye!
Well, if they’re getting into an old-fashioned pissing contest my money’s on Kardashian.
well, paris can be comforted in knowing that she is the undisputed queen of whores, BUT kim is hotter, so that must burn paris’s flat wonkass.
this feud could be a lot of fun. i kind of hope it escalates. imagine the quotes that could spill forth from these two?
LOL@Stronzilla!
AS far as I’m concern they BOTH could have the title!
@Stronzilla, you’re right! KK is the golden girl!
Does anyone think Kim looks like Snooki in the first picture of her and Paris? Or do I need to get my eyes checked?
Whore and Whorier
She was prettier before. End of story. The kind of pretty that guys drooled over. Now, I truly think if I saw her in person I’d be taken aback. Like, “what the…?”
Ladies, let’s not fight over who is the biggest whore. It’s Mr. Slave!!! 🙂
can i nominate joe “girls gone wild” francis?
Man, KK has really had a lot of work done to her face. They are famous for nothing but what they look like, but it’s not even their real looks.
Haaaaaa @ Mollination!
Weird. It’s almost like she “surgery-d out” all the Armenian in her. You know, like erased all the qualities that made her exotic and different?
I’ll settle this once and for all:
Ebola & Kartrashian are equals in the whore department. Fame-whore, whore in general, etc…it’s an even tie for 1st!
Just look to the mother! In one tabloid, the mother was warning Kourtney that her relationship reminded her of her “friend” Nicole Brown Simpson. Yet, the father was part of O.J.’s dream team. Ummm, ok. Bruce Jenner seems like the only sensible family member, don’t know how he got into that mess. And I love the old photos, she got serious cheek implants. I think she was prettier before.
Why the what did she do that to such a pretty face? Whuck!?
I think they should do a porno together and have it out in a good old fashioned whorefest! John Mayer would complete the dream cast.
Katija: LMAO. so true.
i can’t stand either one of those two skanks. it seems that anything that paris hitler touches turns to shit, & kim is no exception. good riddance to both of them when they’re not in the public eye anymore. stupid bitches.
In a Whore-Off like this, no one wins.
It can be decided on spelling contest.
The title is perfect. They are both unintelligent girls famous for nothing but spreading their legs. No one respects either of these girls 1 bit. Its a perfect tie although I give Paris a bit more credt for not tweaking her face & body as much as Kim has to attempt to become “pretty.”
I feel sorry for kim k dad, I know he rolling around in his grave, that he has a tramp slut for a daughter, and will do and say anything to be in a magazine.
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