This morning, Star Magazine released their “scoop” of the week – an eyewitness account of Ashton Kutcher cheating on wife Demi Moore. Allegedly, Ashton was all up on some “hot young blonde” at Medeo. I thought the story probably had some merit, just because I think Ashton is a douche and I think Demi is an a–hole, and I’ll pretty much believe horrible sh-t about them. But of course, they had to respond to Star’s story… on Twitter. First, a recap of the story, plus additional details, via Jezebel:
Back in July, Ashton was at the Italian restaurant Madeo in LA with friends and “a bevy of women who looked like fashion models.” He “snuck off” with one “stunner” to a dark, secluded, hallway bathroom.
An eyewitness says: “Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall and he was totally making out with her.” He had his baseball cap turned around “for easier access to the thin and leggy girl’s lips.”
The source says: “His hands were on her hips and she was pushing up against the mirrored wall so she couldn’t move, and he was grinding on her. He heard me walk by, and tried to bury his face in her neck so I wouldn’t recognize him. But I could see him clearly, because he was reflected in the mirror. I also saw him earlier at the bar. I know what he was wearing. So there’s no mistaking that it was Ashton Kutcher.”
The source notes that Ashton was clearly aroused, information we did not need to know.
[From Star Magazine, via Jezebel]
Okay, so this is how Ashton responded on his Twitter:
And this is what Demi wrote in response on her Twitter:
Okay… so… I’ll buy Ashton’s denial, and I’ll even offer him an apology for believing Star’s story (although I will still believe crap stories about Ashton and Demi in the future, just because I want to). But isn’t this is a weird way to hit back at a “false” story? Granted, I would expect the self-proclaimed King of Twitter to release a de facto press release on his Twitter, but his statement, taken with Demi’s, just seems very strange and hallow and oddly sterile to me. Like… Ashton isn’t really pissed off, he’s just trying to judge how big this story really is, like there might be something there? And Demi just sounds drugged. “Excellent point my love” – is she channeling Robot Katie Holmes? My thoughts: it will be interesting to see if Ashton does any follow-through on his threats to sue Star. Very interesting.
God, this woman needs to grow up. The plastic surgery, the surgery denials, the outfits, the tweeting…
I’m not saying she needs to be in a rocking chair, but she just reeks of desperation trying to stay young and relevant.
I’m probably alone here, but I don’t think Ashton has cheated. Ashton seems so self righteous and arrogant, that I do not think he would just hook up with some young hot number. He knows he could have a lot of women, and yes,his career was never that great, but the man still has money.
Demi is probably his trophy wife to him and I’m sure he grew up watching Strip Tease, uh hum.
Ashton strikes me as the kind of guy who thinks he is too damn good for some random, common folk. Of course he has to have himself a hot, once A lister cougar. Plus, if he did cheat, he would never hear the end of the public backlash, not to mention an even worse career.
See, this is why I hate twitter! Why is 40+ Demi and her husband tweeting each other? It’s just wrong. I liked celebrities better BEFORE they had access to social networking tools..
Dear god, Demi Moore has the wonk eye in that third pic! Eeeek, bad plastic surgery alert!!!
Side note, but Demi’s boobs in the last picture look huge. Is that recently? Did she have her implants removed?
@HotPockets: that last pic is from just the other night when she got on stage with Snoop and starting dancing and what-not.
I just wonder if her behavior is embarrassing for her kids. Can you imagine if this was your mom?
Twittering twats. If Demi was my mother, I’d be embarrassed.
I just wish he was cheating with one of the Kardasians- then we would finally have a celebutard couple to marginalize with a suitable nickname: “Ass”.
@Strawberry: “wonk eye” – whoa – no kidding!
looks like Botox slug-eye
even if she was in the middle of blinking, only one blinked
“Excellent point my love” OH BARF! That is so fake!
And…the only thing she hasn’t done to her face are lip injections.
help me, I just watched the footage of Demi dancing on stage at the Snoop Dogg concert. I am so mortified and embarrassed for her!! Someone please stop her! I feel so sorry for this couple. They seem so lost, as in they have nothing to do with their time.
What a couple of nitwits!
I think she can do better than Ashton…unless he’s just a really great guy. She is beautiful! I can only hope I’m that bodacious at her age….
@missmilly: you don’t have to hope, you just have to pay.
I think she had a problem with her eye when she was a child and had to wear an eye patch and have surgeries to correct it as a child.
Demi was cool when with. Bruce. Now since she’s aging and has this dopey young dude. It’s not hot. I’ve enjoyed some Demi movies, but they are too hot for attention. Fame whores. It’s over, let it go folks. No more fame for Demi. Ashton never really had it. Demi is his trophy wife. Save the dancing for the bedroom or a club out of the country where no one sees it. Not on stage with snoop …looks desperate.
Cheating don’t think so. I agree he likes the fame aspect from Demi. Wouldn’t deal with a commoner cause he’s a commoner himself.
I am sure their followers alerted them to Star’s story and Ashton felt the need to say something. I think Demi’s response to his tweet was so creepy though and weird. Blah.
I don’t know what she sees in him. Of course, I think she is a ninny too, albeit a beautiful one.
He has such a humongous ego, I bet he cheats.
The tabs print crap about Brad and Angie all the time. Why not follow their example if it is not true and let it go. The tabs will just keep coming back wioth more and different lies.
My gawd these celebs need for attention and validation thru their tweets is disturbing. I wonder if these two sit in the same room while they’re doing their stupid tweeting.
I cant stand either of them but I cant believe Ashton would be dumb enough to do something like that in public.
I think Demi is getting pretty desperate for attention after reading about her tweeting her bikini pics.
these two have the combined depth of a kiddie pool and combined IQ of negative a million. also, ive never seen demi as beautiful. she’s attractive, sure, but she’s too mannish looking for me.
They probably don’t have anything better to do than tweet each other…sad saps.
people will talk, no one believe it. They’ll get over it.
@ Nia, I believe you are correct. She had to wear a patch and really thick glasses as a child. I only found this out because someone once mentioned that Rumer looked like her estranged Mom. So i went on a mad Google search and the only pictures I found were the really disturbing nude pictures her mother took when Demi’s star was first starting to rise. I guess Demi had just done a nude spread for some mag and her disturbed 40 year old mother recreated it in like Hustler with the front caption stating something like “If Demi can bear it all so can i.” UGH the images!
But you know i guess the apple doesn’t fall to far from the tree. I saw the pics she posted on twitter, kind of a insecure younger girl move … “like he would cheat on this!”
In this age of smart phones and instant internet gossip, if it happened there would be pictures. There aren’t. It didn’t End of.
Why don’t they just do a sex tape & get it over. JUST.DO.IT. Demi always posts near nude pics of herself on twitter.
If that is really them doing all the tweeting how can they do anything else – what a boring existence.
Oh, forgot, that’s how they make a living, their advertising tweets.
I really don’t see what she sees in him? Plastic surgery or not, she’s a beautiful sexy woman. He’s an arrogant dork who just happens to be younger, as well as a mediocre actor at best. She should have worked it out with Bruce. They were a hot couple.
She does look drugged…she also needs a haircut, she’s too old to wear that style despite of how young she looks
I rue the day I defend my relationship on twitter.
Talk about “hiding behind” something: Ashton and Demi are playing the 1st Amendment card for their own purposes. Come on, gossip has always been with us. Commenting about it like this only gives the story legs.
PS: I totally believe it was him, but who knows why they feel compelled to put on a big show of unity.
I love how people always threaten to sue, but they never actually do. Wonder why that is…
There are a lot of threats, but some actually do sue.
While I could see either of them fooling around on the other, I’m guessing Star is just making stuff up like usual.
maybe I’m biased, being 46 & all, but hope the tabs don’t wallow in the age diff as The Problem. Women don’t age as quickly as they used to… unless they go to town w/botox (tho Demi must have a fab surgeon—who she prob could have gone without).
But the story seems probable enough, ’cause they are prime candidates for the ‘5-year itch’ (in the old days it was ‘7-year’ but we have shorter attn spans now). Most wedded couples I know need to make a major adjustment & recommit at the 5-yr point, or they split. Despite having no respect for the Kutchers, they always seemed a great match.
PS: But eeew! Lap-dancing/Stage-hopping at a pop concert? Verboten once you pass age of 16… (you too, Kate Moss 😉
What is amazing to me is that all commenters on here are blaming Demi and Ashton!!! What about the lie from the rag? OF COURSE they twittered. That’s what they do. Angie and Brad don’t twitter, but Demi and Ashton do twitter and that is how they chose to respond to this gossip. If they had allowed their PR people to release a statement, people would have thought that wasn’t the right thing to do. They wanted to nip this thing in the bud. Why wait. Twitter it, NOW!!
As for the story itself . . . if there is no photo, it didn’t happen. As I’ve said before, where were the cell phone cameras recording this hookup? Don’t give me a story about someone cheating without showing me a photo of the two people together, even if it’s outside the restaurant.
Unfortunately, there won’t be a suit. Ashton’s attorney will quietly explain to him about the very difficult liable/slander laws in the U.S. (And then charge him $500 for the hour it took to explain it to him.)
I know dear ol Demi tells us all that shes had no surgery -or whatever way she ‘is economical with the truth’ but she still has implants-albiet smaller ones and yes dear-filler and botox DOES count as surgery..
She looks good,her body looks good but I agree that she reeks of desperation to stay young and as for him-he is so annoying!
I question how ‘deep and spiritual’ she can be as she professes that she is, when she is in a relationship with what appears to be a tedious frat boy.
I mean-posting pics of herself in a bikini in her bathroom with sun glasses on???-trying to remind us all how hot she is presumably….
The 2 of them are boring,tedious,self involved…
BTW-its amazing that when you see old pics of her how alike her and Rumer are!
@coup de grazia: You think she’s mannish looking and I think he’s pretty and effeminate looking. Perfect for each other.
It wouldn’t surprise me. Even in general photograph stills of the past, when Demi’s daughter’s (namely Rumor) are in frame, he has been caught looking at her cleavage numerous times.
I don’t care how much surgery these women have, there is only so much a younger man will find physically appealing in an older women with so many artificial enhancements.
Yeah, I’ll believe it’s a lie when I see the lawsuit filed. Ashton will just start being more careful from now on.
Demi knows the Hollywood scene. You think she never cheated on Bruce? What about that rumor that Ashton is already living with someone else?
O.K., I just saw the bizarre “Demi shooting pics of herself in a bikini” pictures on Twitter, and here’s my new theory: He got busted cheating, (regardless of whether they have an open marriage or not) and she’s not about to look like the cheated on couger, so now she’s out there slutting it up for the media, and showing us all how hot she is. She wasn’t doing trashy shit like this a year ago- me thinks she probably had Ashtons nuts in a vice when he twittered that lame denail.
Anyone’s eyes can go weird in flash photos. Normally, her eyes look just fine.
I don’t know, I could totally see Ashton cheating, he just seems like such an arrogant douche, that he probably does think he can have his cake and eat it too.
And Demi is an average looking woman and an idiot to boot.
@strawberry… your avatar looks so cute! Do you have a link to a bigger version?
On topic: Can’t stand Demi “I’ve never had plastic surgery” Moore. I couldn’t care less if Ashton’s cheated on her.
Is Twitter still alive? Somehow it always remind me Tamagotchi. Remember how this small toy where you had to feed some electronic animal suddenly became super popular and everyone were writing and talking about it? It was the most popular toy for adults around the world. And then the buzz just died. Like in one moment.
I always wait when Twitter buzz will die. I still can’t understand how can people sit there and read all those celebrity twitters. When gossip sites writing about them and give the link to celebrity twitter – i go there, try to read at least 20-30 their previous twitters and it’s such a stupid nonsense that i can’t even understand what they are writing. It’s just some @hioi8 oiom @rryir RT ??//@dd… I can’t understand how those Ashton and Demi and others followers can sit and read their silly posts about nothing everyday.
It’s only interesting when gossip sites give the explanation of their twits 🙂
Of course he didn’t cheat on her, she wouldn’t let him off the leash long enough to get the job done.
Way to say it, Marjalane! He probably did it, she knows it & is frantically (and sadly) trying not to look like dumped on cougar poo! Hence, all the posing and dancing and sexy attempts…very embarassing.
Saw the shots muy desperate.
These two probably saw that story and thought, “There IS a God!” They could take a day off from producing stories to create any shrivel of relevancy they have desperately been clinging on to. I’d say Ashton and Demi are having the best week ever!
I wish Twatter would go away. Worst thing to come along since Spam. Demi, get a grip girl, you are no longer relevant.
Does anyone (besides myself) remember when she was on General Hospital? Then she met Bruce, which made her relevant, did a “few” movies and now, is so desperate for attention, she is appearing on the Rachel Zoe show! She should be grateful her name is even being mentioned.
@redlips, I do remember that! AHAHAHA!
All the women on the show were wearing the exact same shade of brown eyeshadow, and I was convinced they would all get pink eye.
She’s Queen of the Cougars to me. I still love the whole thing.
But the tweeting is for 9 year olds. They should both find more work.
please, did ANYONE see her ghetto, chicken dancing on stage, possibly at a jay z concert today? it was absolutely embarrassing. then she goes over to ashton for approval and public affection. eeewww. nasty caca.
@Katalina
there is nothing wrong with acting young.
Especially if u still look young.
I think it’s pathetic when couples communicate via Twitter. It smacks of desperation. Either talk or call, but don’t advertise it over a social network site. So desperate to be relevant. I could not care less if Kucher cheated or not. I’m far more amused by their desperation.
Her face is freaking me out. Aging gracefully is way better than becoming the bionic woman piece by piece
Sorry Ashton, but I think before you can sue a publication for defamation of character you first have to demonstrate that you have some. In this case, there is a distinct lack of…
You know, being famous doesn’t imply one needs to tolerate jerks who go off on a rampage against them…
i’ll believe his denials when he actually sues. him and Gwyneth’s husband. all threat and no action.
So let me get this straight, some of you guys disaprove of rich and famous people: sleeping around, sleeping around with younger partners, taking drugs and getting plastic surgery?
But that’s all the stuff that makes being rich and famous good!
So desperate, so sad. I hate Twitter and Facebook – how self-absorbed can people be?
Agree with mslewis here. Hmmm, if there’s a follow-up cheating story, I might consider buying this story. But for now, I’m not.
I agree to an extent, Kloops. When couples tweet each other as much as Ashton and Demi do, then yeah. It IS kind of pathetic (and I say that as a fan of Ashton’s), but in general I would say I don’t feel that way. Everything in moderation. The problem is that people always take things way over the top and when couples are rich and famous, it’s pretty easy to weed out who’s doing it for attention and who’s not.