My goodness! In the wake of Radar’s scoop that Jennifer Aniston went on a flirty, hair-touchy date with Lindsay Lohan’s ex, 29-year-old Pink Taco dude Harry Morton, there have been a number of strategic leaks about Aniston’s “dates”. I don’t know if any of this is true, but I do know that someone out there is pushing the “Aniston is juggling lots of different men” story pretty hard. So, first there was Harry Morton – that was on Wednesday, I believe. Here’s a vintage photo of Harry when he was with Lindsay Lohan:

And now it looks like Aniston had another date with another dude on Thursday night. Two dates with two guys in two days? Oh, Aniston. I mean, good for her…? Anyway, TMZ announced that she went out with Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins Thursday night – they even have photos of the two of them in his car, Aniston riding shotgun (hopefully that wasn’t the only thing she was riding). TMZ has the photo and story here – Aniston and Hopkins went to Madeo, which I believe is the same place Ashton Kutcher was allegedly screwing around on Demi Moore, correct? BUT! E! News claims that Aniston was in fact with Christopher Gartin, the divorced father who she maybe homewrecked.

Jennifer Aniston is not one to be photographed with Lindsay Lohan’s leftovers and let the story sit around too long. After dining with LiLo ex Harry Morton Wednesday at The Sunset Tower Hotel, Jen was papped last night having a romantic dinner date at Madeo in West Hollywood with another familiar gentleman.

So who’s the guy? None other than rumored boyfriend (‘tho we just think more-than-friend) Chris Gartin. Jen and Chris enjoyed a three-hour dinner at Madeo, where onlookers tell us they very much looked like a couple.

“They were on a date,” says a fellow diner. “She was all cozied up to him and they were talking closely and laughing.”

Our source says the two arrived at about 7:30 p.m. and sat at a table secluded from the main dining area. When they left around 10:30 p.m., our source says the two covered themselves with a sheet in their chauffeured car to avoid the snaps of the 15-plus paparazzi waiting outside.

But this isn’t the first time these two have been spotted out together. Chris, 42, and Aniston, 41, were seen on two dinner dates earlier this summer, one at Soho House West Hollywood and another at Jen’s favorite hang, Sunset Tower, in July.

So what exactly do we know about Gartin? Well, he’s also a friend of David Arquette and Courteney Cox, and he’s got a True Blood connection (so Jen, we may really be getting on board with your latest fling choice). So what’s up with these two? We asked Gartin’s rep, and have yet to hear word one. However, back in July, Chris’ rep told E!, “No comment.”

We don’t think these two are bf-gf status yet, but he’s cute Jen, no harm in a last minute summer fling!

[From E! News]

But if TMZ has a photo of her leaving with the CougarTown dude, does that mean the Gartin stuff is all bullsh-t? I don’t know. I really don’t. Here are photos of Josh Hopkins and Christopher Gartin:

There’s yet another story about a dude that Aniston may or may not have boned – remember those stories about her and SNL’s Jason Sudeikis? There were allegedly seeing each other several months ago, although Aniston’s rep denied it and Jason told GQ “she should be so lucky” to date him. Well, Jason got some Aniston questions in his Vanity Fair profile, and he had some interesting stuff to say – the full Vanity Fair piece is here, and it’s totally worth a read, but here are the relevant highlights:

Jason on “older women” (the interviewer’s words) treating him differently when he has a mustache: “They responded to it more. I don’t have any specific stories about it, like Helen Mirren hitting on me or anything. But they just looked at me differently. And younger girls definitely didn’t like it. It was really interesting getting to know people for the first time when I had the mustache. Jennifer Aniston only knew me with a mustache, so when I saw her again after I shaved it, like a month or so later at a screening, it was surreal. A mustache really defines your face.”

You’re working on Horrible Bosses right now with Aniston and Jason Bateman. Word is that it’s going to be rated R, and it’s a hard R. Does everyone in the cast get naked in this thing?
I don’t even know. There must be some nudity, but I don’t know who it is. I guess we’ll all find out at the Cannes premiere. I know who everybody’s hoping it is.

You can’t confirm or deny Aniston’s nudity?
I can’t. All I can tell you is that I won’t be naked. It’s in my nudity riders. I’m only allowed to show the middle of my dick.

A hilariously bad joke about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: “No, [I don’t have anything] too bad [on my body]. It’d be hilarious, though, if I had something like what that guy had tattooed on his stomach in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Did you read that book? I forget what his tattoo said, but it was something awful like “I’m a pig and a rapist.” But, come on, how bad can that be, really? I mean yeah, he has that tattoo for the rest of his life, but all he has to do is add “JKLOL” at the bottom and everybody will think it was just a joke.

If the tabloids are to be believed, you’ve apparently been juggling steamy affairs with Jennifer Aniston and January Jones. Is that something you even pay attention to?
I completely pay attention when I’m sleeping with someone. It’s one of the things I’m known for. I’m always super focused on it. Knowing their name, knowing if something’s working. You will never hear otherwise.

Let’s cut to the chase. Why did you break Jennifer Aniston’s heart?
(Very seriously.) I don’t know, I don’t know. Bad manners maybe? (Laughs.) You know the worst part? Even joking about it gets taken out of context. It’s such a weird thing to even speak about. I make what I think is clearly a joke and then some people… (Sighs.) I don’t know, it’s hard. I guess it just proves that not everybody has the same sense of humor as I do. I try not to be too worried about it.

Because of all the media scrutiny, are you more protective of your relationship with January Jones?
I don’t know what there is to be protective about. We’re dating, she’s great. I’m very happy with everything.

January plays Betty Draper on Mad Men. At least until recently, your Saturday Night Live castmate Fred Armisen was married to Elisabeth Moss, who’s also on Mad Men. What’s the deal with all the sexual chemistry between S.N.L. and Mad Men?
I feel like it all started with 30 Rock, when Jon Hamm dated Liz Lemon. That trail was blazed long ago, long before I met January.

That’s a very diplomatic way of putting it.
(Laughs.)I don’t know, man. It’s just a mess. It’s like an orgy made in Entertainment Weekly heaven.

[From Vanity Fair]

What does it all MEAN? Eh. Here’s my interpretation of it: Jason and Jennifer had some sexual chemistry and they went on a date and nothing came of it, and Jason moved on to January Jones who he is very happy with. And now when he gets questions about Aniston, he doesn’t really know what to say, but he tries to be a gentleman and ends up making awkward jokes. That’s how I interpret it, but I’m sure there will be other takes. Also: Jason confirms something that warmed my heart: both times Jon Hamm hosted SNL, My Hamm gave each person their own bottle of Maker’s Mark. Isn’t that sweet?