Jennifer Lopez looked like puffy-shirted hell & other fashion disasters

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There are twenty million new photos of big stars from weekend events, so I thought I’d just try to gather up some of the highlights in one big fashion post. And who better to headline than Jennifer Lopez, looking like ten kinds of hell? This is Jennifer launching her new perfume (groan) “Love and Glamour” on Friday night, at an event for Fashion’s Night Out. I mean… if Jennifer phoning it in? Or does she think this looks good? Is she just having one of those bloated days (I can commiserate, I’m PMSing too) and she just didn’t want to wear something tight? There are other ways to go loose and comfortable without looking like a 50-year-old cockatil waitress doing a gig as “ye olde prostitute” at a Renaissance fair. Beyond the ugly dress, her hair and makeup look terrible too. J.Lo, pull it together!

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YIKES.

Okay, other photos – here’s Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), premiering Passion Play (that one she did with Mickey Rourke). I don’t hate Megan’s dress at all, I just think it’s slightly boring, but nice on her. Her Botoxy Cat-face on the other hand… yikes. Also: Fox’s husband Brian Austin Green walked the red carpet with her! They rarely do that, so it was nice. The looked sweet together. Oh, sh-t, and Bill Murrary was there too!

10 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Megan Fox. Passion Play Premiere - 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at Ryerson Theatre. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

Actors Megan Fox and husband Brian Austin Green arrive for the premiere of 'Passion Play' at Ryerson Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. (UPI /Christine Chew) Photo via Newscom

Actors Bill Murray (L) and Megan Fox arrive for the premiere of 'Passion Play' at Ryerson Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. (UPI /Christine Chew) Photo via Newscom

Megan Fox (R) and husband Brian Austin Green speak with TV reporters on the red carpet as they arrive for the premiere of 'Passion Play' at Ryerson Theater during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. (UPI /Christine Chew) Photo via Newscom

Marion Cotillard looking effortless and chic at TIFF. I’m not crazy about the booties, but she’s one of the few that works them. The dude on the right is her lover.

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actor Gilles Lellouche, actress Marion Cotillard, and director Guillaume Canet attend the 'Little White Lies' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Marion Cotillard attends the 'Little White Lies' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Marion Cotillard attends the 'Little White Lies' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images)

Helen Mirren in Venice, in red goddess styles. Is there anything more perfect?

Actress Helen Mirren poses during the world premiere of The Tempest at the 67th Venice Film Festival September 11, 2010. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi  (ITALY - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver at the TIFF premiere of Conviction…too much velvet. Swank and Driver should have talked about coordinating their looks ahead of time:

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actresses Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver arrive to the 'Conviction' Premiere held at The Elgin during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Hilary Swank arrives to the 'Conviction' Premiere held at The Elgin during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Halle Berry at Fashion’s Night Out. Her clothes aren’t a problem – I love the way she makes a suit so sexy. But her face…? Botox? It looks tweaked to me.

Sept. 10, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress HALLE BERRY attends Fashion's Night Out celebrations at the Ralph Lauren Store at the Mansion on the Upper East Side. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 10, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress HALLE BERRY attends Fashion's Night Out celebrations at the Ralph Lauren Store at the Mansion on the Upper East Side. © Red Carpet Pictures

Seriously, what is wrong with Rebecca Hall? SHE NEEDS A STYLIST.

Actress Rebecca Hall arrives at the gala presentation for the film ' The Town ' during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival September 11, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Thornhill (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Sarah Jessica Parker did two looks for Fashion’s Night Out on Friday – both were okay. SJP looks like she’s gained a little weight though, and it looks great on her.

Celebrities go out and about in Manhattan to celebrate Fashion NIght Out during New York Fashion Week in New York Cit, New York on September 10, 2010. Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker at Bergdorf's Fame Pictures, Inc

Celebrities go out and about in Manhattan to celebrate Fashion NIght Out during New York Fashion Week in New York Cit, New York on September 10, 2010. Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker at Bergdorf's Fame Pictures, Inc

Juliette Lewis looking cute at TIFF – her hair is back to a normal color:

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 10: Actress Juliette Lewis attends Day 1 of The Variety Studio at Holt Renfrew during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival at Holt Renfrew, Toronto on September 10, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Sonia Recchia/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actress Juliette Lewis attends the The Alliance Party during the 2010 Toronto Film Festival at South of Temperance on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Vito Amati/Getty Images)

UPDATE: Oooh, I wanted to add Blake Lively & Jennifer Garner! They were both at The Town premiere at TIFF. Drama? I have no idea. But Garner & Affleck were NOT photographed together, and neither were Lively & Affleck. Oh, I’m sure there’s a story. By the way, I dislike both of their dresses, but both are styled well, Garner especially. I love her hair color.

Actor Blake Lively arrives for the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of 'The Town' at Roy Thomson Hall in Toronto, Canada on September 11, 2010. UPI/Christine Chew Photo via Newscom

Actress Jennifer Garner arrives at the gala presentation for the film ' The Town ' during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival September 11, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Thornhill (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Jennifer Lopez on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: Fame.

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  1. Rita says:

    In the bottom pic of Marion, WTF is with her upper arms? It looks like her boobs have settle into her biceps. Rocks the boots though.

  2. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    What is wrong with Marion Cotilliard’s arm pits? Weird! Her stylist should be fired for that dress!

  3. Jack says:

    marion cottillards armpits ..is all i have to say

  4. Samigirl says:

    DAYYYUUUMMM. H. Swank looks AMAZING…She sure does love showing off her back.
    And I love the metallic SJP is rocking. She looks fab.

  5. albeli says:

    Wow. JLo looks like hell. I can deal with the puffy shirt dress, but her hair and makeup look awful!

    Megan Fox is so pretty. She really needs to stop with the Botox–it ages her. Her dress is ok, but it’s too loose on her, especially the bottom half. Get it fitted, girl.

    All that velvet takes me back to the late 80s, especially Minnie Driver’s. And Hillary Swank always tries too hard to remind us she doesn’t really look boyish. It reeks of desperation.

  6. lisa says:

    Never thought I would say this..but Megan Fox had on the best look..LOVE that dress..

    Halle is finally showing a bit of her age in the face..Hate those cloths she is wearing.. Well love the top actually..
    SJP looks terrible on all levels and so does Juliette..

    Marion..Love the dress..not the shoes.. they look out of character for some reason.

    ***I hate all the celebrities at fashion week..They are all wearing cloths to get attention.. I just want to see the cloths on the runway..not the women killing themselves to get notice.

    It would be great to have a thread on the CLOTHS..

  7. happymom says:

    I think Hillary Swank always does something over dramatic to make sure people don’t focus on her face. I know-I’m going to hell. . .

  8. Schnauzers!!! says:

    I’m with Jack. WTF is up with that ill fitting bra she’s wearing with that dress. Just wrong. It doesn’t look “effortless and chic” at all to me.

  9. jzhz says:

    @Jack – I was wondering the same thing. What. The. Hell.

    I love SJP’s first dress. Tasteful, fun, appropriate.

    Megan Fox looks like a plastic surgery trainwreck, and her husband looks disgusting. They are both gross. Her face is so fake. Check out how she looked pre-surgery: http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/pictures/megan-fox-before-plastic-surgery-2.html

    Can’t hate on Halle Berry – I think those are weird shots, and that she always looks gorgeous.

    That first photo of Juliette Lewis is the best I’ve seen her look in a long time. She looks clean!

  10. Schnauzers!!! says:

    I also want to say…

    Megan Fox has a very beautiful face. I think she is just gorgeous anyway…but then when I see that crappy Marilyn Monroe tat on her arm and the WHOLE effect is ruined.

  11. Kaiser says:

    Yikes, I didn’t even notice Marion’s pits in that photo, I was just looking at her dress. Yes, the fit is off, that’s why her armpits look like that. Fashion fail.

  12. Dhavy says:

    I bet JLo’s new fragance reeks of youth desperation

    Megan looked very nice I just wished she stopped messing her face though

    Minnie and Hilary look like an old castle’s curtains, it’s just too much velvet

    SJP looks nice and so does Juliette Lewis who I wish to see her in more movies, she’s so underrated but I think she’s so great!

  13. rheba says:

    Is JLO’s daughter dressing her, too or did suri come by?

  14. Isa says:

    I love the color of Jennifer’s dress, but the thing is a mess! So is her hair and eyebrows. What is up with everyone having untamed eyebrows these days? I get that thicker is supposed to make you appear younger but there is a difference between thick and letting them grow all over your face!

    Megan’s recent work looks like it has settled. It doesn’t seem as scary to me anymore. Now if only she would stop!

    Helen is perfect.

    And how many times is Hilary going to wear a dress down to her buttcrack? She’s done that before right?

    Halle Berry is beautiful and I love her skin! Not her outfit.

  15. Musicfan says:

    I think Halle just had bad photos. I don’t think she needs or had anything done.

    Now JLO face and Megan Fox looks like she just got done from botox. Actually Megan looks like she just got done having sex with Brian, and just put on her dress, and didnt take a shower.

    Good for Ben, his wife and mistress both there to support him, and couldnt be more diffrent. Garner hair is dark and she is in dark colors. Blake with blonde hair and a red dress.

  16. Persistent Cat says:

    I don’t mind JLo’s outfit, I always like looking at her, I find her so beautiful.

    Helen Mirren looks superb. Blake’s dress was almost nice but the nonsense around the waist ruined it.

    As to Rebecca Hall, at first I thought it was just an ugly dress until I realized it was a jumpsuit. For the love of all things good an special, why??????

  17. Rachael says:

    1. I actually think JLo looks amazing. I love that dress.

    2. Green velvet is for Winter only

    3. Helen Mirren is stunning. Jesus. Her stylist is right on.

  18. orion70 says:

    JLo looks stressed and haggard..like she’s had a rough couple of days or something.

  19. Lydia says:

    Helen is in her sixties but she looks young and sexy. I worship her!

    I really wanted to see the rest of Halle’s top without the blazer.

  20. Siren6 says:

    I thought Halle Berry was Jada Pinkett Smith on first scan. That’s got to be a weird angle or something because girlfriend is usually stunning. 🙁

    Juliette Lewis doesn’t seem to age!

  21. chris says:

    There’s something about Juliet Lewis’ face that always looks odd, but she looks much better than usual here.

  22. original kate says:

    j-lo: another weird seinfeld-esque puffy shirt. is everyone trying to look like pirates? “but i don’t wanna be a pirate!”

    hilary: tacky.

    what’s up with rebecca hall’s mouth? she looks like she should be in a marilyn manson video.

    halle, stop with the botox already.

    minnie driver: love her dress but it needs to be longer.

  23. d says:

    Helen Mirren is awesome. Check out this photo of her — I just love it — http://adventuresinnerdliness.blogspot.com/2008/12/hotties-of-yore-helen-mirren.html

    I’m not a Lively fan, but I love that red color and dress but man, would you ever have to be thin to wear that dress and not look wiiiiide.

    I don’t think Lopez looks that bad, actually. I imagine it must feel pretty darn comfy! she looks better than Driver and Swank anyway – THOSE were unfortunate dresses, egad!

  24. WTF? says:

    halle, botox? I don’t think so…The woman is stunningly beautiful. And has Helen Mirren made some unholy alliance with the devil? because she just gets better and better. And if so, where can i sign up for that?

  25. Eleonor says:

    JLo must have had a fight with her hair stylist, she usually looks better.
    Marion Cotillard: I don’t like her shoes, the dress is fine, but she’s having problems with her bra.
    Megan Fox must stop messing her face!
    Did Halle Berry get a cheek implants?
    I don’t like Hillary Swank dress, it will be great if we were in 1985.
    Helen Mirren is my favourite one,and I appreciate her because not only she is very very talented, but because she does not have fear of showing her age.

  26. Kiska says:

    Megan Fox is gorgeous. ‘nuf said. Anyone else who says different is just jealous.

    Helen Mirren is a goddess. I love her personal style and her elegance. She is a fantastic actress too.

    SJP has an unfortunate face. She is not attractive and never understood her popularity in Sex and the City.

    Jen Garner. Fresh faced beauty.

    JLO: I like her dress and love her hair.

    Halle Berry: Dressed like Cher and Captain Jack Sparrow combined.

  27. Ron says:

    J Lo Looks like Mrs Roper from 3’s Company with a different wig.

    Helen Mirren looks amazing.

    SJP looks great

    Marion C..everythng about this is unfortunate..the odd bra fat on such a tiny girl. Disasterous.

    Megan Fox looks tasteful and lovely, and happy which is great.

  28. birdgherl says:

    Hillary Swank’s dress looks like some mall shop rag. Horrible. And we get it already…you work out…whatever.

  29. Shawna says:

    Marion looks super-cute. I’m sick of ppl calling out lovely people for tiny defects….focus on the pretty!

  30. GatsbyGal says:

    Helen Mirren is the most glamorous woman in Hollywood. 😀

  31. Eileen says:

    Meagan and Helen are rockin it.

    I can’t stand JLo-no matter what she’e wearing…she is like fingernails on a chalkbaord for me…
    Marion is cute here but she needs different makeup to make her face stand out if she’s going to wear clothes that have big accents and weird armpits.
    Minnie is always so rough looking and I agree with happymom on Hillary.
    I LOVE Juliette and all her eclecticness and I’m meh about Jennifer G. and the dress is BAD.
    Blake Lively-I don’t see her appeal but to each his own.

  32. Camille says:

    Jen G- looks great from the neck up.
    Blake- Not a good look all around.
    SJP- Looks kinda cute there.
    Rebecca- Boy does she have TERRIBLE fashion sense, or rather no fashion sense at all.
    Juliette- I like her hair, but I don’t like her outfits.
    Halle- HATE her outfit, what the hell is it trying to be? Also, she barely has any nose left, best she stops whittling away at it.
    The Velvet Twins- Both look awful.
    Helen- Yeah, she looks nice.
    Marion- Is just adorable.
    Megan- I see old Plastic-Cat-Face is at it again. This is her what, 90th new face in the past few years now. I wouldn’t recognize who it was if the photos weren’t captioned.
    JLo- Needs to get back to her original skin colour. Oompa Loompa Orange doesn’t look good on anyone.

  33. nsfw says:

    Oh god scrolling past Megan’s pictures- she looks good but the plastic surgery ages her i mean shes only 24 yrs old!!! In comparison to Marion who looks so youtful and freshfaced and is TEN YEARS OLDER!!

    Swank looks like she belongs on the Vegas strip. Mirren looks so gorgeous in that red gown.

    Of course Lively and Garner did not cross paths. It’s been in the rumor mill for months she’s been sleeping with Affleck and not to mention the interview where they flirted with each other, on top of an interview she did saying she convinced Affleck with her ‘talent’ to change the role of a 37 yr old mother to a 29 yr old mother so she could fit the role. She’s the worst thing on Gossip Girl….

  34. Kelly says:

    OK, I can’t defend Rebecca Hall’s’ fashion choices any more. They’re just peculiar. She’s still really beautiful and talented, though! I think it takes a while for British women to become stylish after they make it in Hollywood – Eliz. Hurley, Kate Winslett, et al.

    Juliette Lewis, she’s my girl!!! Love her. She’s definitely dressed more normal and less “wacky” here, but I love her no matter what she wears.

  35. Conando says:

    Marion & Helen look flawless! J.Lo is tore up from the waist up.

  36. daisy says:

    WTF is wrong with rebecca halls mouth? its so huge !! Photoshop?

  37. Tia C says:

    Above the neck, J. Lo looks beautiful. She’s a classic example of a good looking woman who has no idea how to dress. Her taste is consistently bad.

    Juliette Lewis is an impressive actress, but for some reason she always looks really trashy to me. The more she covers up, the better she looks.

  38. newlywed says:

    i read alot in celebitchy, i discovered u have no taste. j lo looks great, and the lady in red looks ugly!! plus every one who saw michelle williams dress was so into it except u.. so yep, u have no taste.

  39. I didn’t think that J.Lo looked THAT bad, but what’s going on with Halle??

  40. dj says:

    Helen Mirren is gorgeous! I love that she is schooling women 1/3rd of her age AND can act too! Lovely, just lovely. Juliette Lewis, finally. That’s the best I have ever seen her look.

  41. jemshoes says:

    First up, I loathe ankle booties in all forms and colours. Not even leggy supermodels can get away without looking as if they’ve been chopped off at the ankles. Next, can I just say how GREAT Juliette Lewis is looking?! Wow! I forget how naturally pretty she is, she does the girl-punk-rocker thing so badly sometimes!

  42. jm says:

    Marion Cotillard: I have the same little fat pockets where my arms meet armpits . . . .no exercise can erase them. SOOOO happy to see a celebrity have it too – go Marion!

    Halle: her eye lift a couple of years ago just makes her look older not better. All the work is catching up to her.

    Meghan Fox: tasteful, lovely dress . . . the tattoos, UGH.

    SJP: how can you think she’s gained weight? It’s hard to see anything in the dark pictures, besides which she looks TINY. No wonder stars have eating disorders.

    Helen Mirren: awesome.

    Juliette Lewis: cute!

  43. CB Rawks says:

    Bill Murray was so thoroughly awesome in Zombieland. Ahh now I’m smiling just thinking about it. That cheered me up, thanks for the photo, Kaiser.

  44. WYIJM says:

    I’m girl-crushing on Rebecca Hall. She can wear whatever she wants.

  45. DrM says:

    newlywed says: “the lady in red looks ugly”…as my teenagers would say…TF?

    Ummm that’s Helen Mirren…which you would know if you read CB as much as you say you do or watched anything that isn’t E Online or the MTV channel. She’s unbelievably talented and completely classy. If I look like she does, and behave the way she does at her age (Please God and Thank you God (in advance) I will be EXTREMELY happy!

  46. Madison says:

    JLo usually does better, she doesn’t look good and she knows it.

    Helen Mirren looks classy as always.

    Hilary Swank, great actress, awful dress.

    Blake Lively is stunning, I want that bitches hair.

    Jennifer Garner, who told you to wear that? it’s a movie premiere not a funeral. Black lacy mess, even Rebecca Hall looks better in that stupid jumpsuit dress.

    There are pictures of Blake and Jennifer together at the instyle party. Blake’s not the mistress, she cares too much about her image and career, it’s probably rebecca hall, ben seems to have a thing for actresses with huge mouths.

  47. susanne says:

    Jennifer Garner looks very pregnant in that last photo- Must just be the angle, or me… She looks great, though. She always does- not too risky, just perfect. And her dresses always fit!!!

  48. Eleonor says:

    Marion Cotillard is TEN years older than Megan? God I thought she was 20 yers old!
    Somebody should use her face to show that botox doesn’t make you look younger.

  49. Tiffany says:

    Jen and Ben, I know that you all say that you will never walked the red carpet together, but come on, six years and two kids, its alright to be seen together.

  50. spinner says:

    Helen Mirren looks absolutely gorgeous. Meagan Fox needs to sit down & stop messing with her face. Halle has definitely had something done. Cheek-implants?? Botox?? It has aged her.

  51. SammyHammy says:

    Why is Marion Cotillard famous? She cannot act, she’s not particularly attractive and she clearly has no fashion sense. I don’t get her at all.

  52. Ruffian9 says:

    “Megan Fox is gorgeous. ‘nuf said. Anyone else who says different is just jealous.”

    So says you. You see gorgeous, I see plastic.

    Jealous? Not of her. BAG anyone?

    There are others that could inspire my envy of their God given beauty (Natalie Portman comes to mind), but Megan Fox? Nope.

  53. arturs says:

    she looks AWESOME!