There are twenty million new photos of big stars from weekend events, so I thought I’d just try to gather up some of the highlights in one big fashion post. And who better to headline than Jennifer Lopez, looking like ten kinds of hell? This is Jennifer launching her new perfume (groan) “Love and Glamour” on Friday night, at an event for Fashion’s Night Out. I mean… if Jennifer phoning it in? Or does she think this looks good? Is she just having one of those bloated days (I can commiserate, I’m PMSing too) and she just didn’t want to wear something tight? There are other ways to go loose and comfortable without looking like a 50-year-old cockatil waitress doing a gig as “ye olde prostitute” at a Renaissance fair. Beyond the ugly dress, her hair and makeup look terrible too. J.Lo, pull it together!
YIKES.
Okay, other photos – here’s Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), premiering Passion Play (that one she did with Mickey Rourke). I don’t hate Megan’s dress at all, I just think it’s slightly boring, but nice on her. Her Botoxy Cat-face on the other hand… yikes. Also: Fox’s husband Brian Austin Green walked the red carpet with her! They rarely do that, so it was nice. The looked sweet together. Oh, sh-t, and Bill Murrary was there too!
Marion Cotillard looking effortless and chic at TIFF. I’m not crazy about the booties, but she’s one of the few that works them. The dude on the right is her lover.
Helen Mirren in Venice, in red goddess styles. Is there anything more perfect?
Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver at the TIFF premiere of Conviction…too much velvet. Swank and Driver should have talked about coordinating their looks ahead of time:
Halle Berry at Fashion’s Night Out. Her clothes aren’t a problem – I love the way she makes a suit so sexy. But her face…? Botox? It looks tweaked to me.
Seriously, what is wrong with Rebecca Hall? SHE NEEDS A STYLIST.
Sarah Jessica Parker did two looks for Fashion’s Night Out on Friday – both were okay. SJP looks like she’s gained a little weight though, and it looks great on her.
Juliette Lewis looking cute at TIFF – her hair is back to a normal color:
UPDATE: Oooh, I wanted to add Blake Lively & Jennifer Garner! They were both at The Town premiere at TIFF. Drama? I have no idea. But Garner & Affleck were NOT photographed together, and neither were Lively & Affleck. Oh, I’m sure there’s a story. By the way, I dislike both of their dresses, but both are styled well, Garner especially. I love her hair color.
Jennifer Lopez on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: Fame.
In the bottom pic of Marion, WTF is with her upper arms? It looks like her boobs have settle into her biceps. Rocks the boots though.
What is wrong with Marion Cotilliard’s arm pits? Weird! Her stylist should be fired for that dress!
marion cottillards armpits ..is all i have to say
DAYYYUUUMMM. H. Swank looks AMAZING…She sure does love showing off her back.
And I love the metallic SJP is rocking. She looks fab.
Wow. JLo looks like hell. I can deal with the puffy shirt dress, but her hair and makeup look awful!
Megan Fox is so pretty. She really needs to stop with the Botox–it ages her. Her dress is ok, but it’s too loose on her, especially the bottom half. Get it fitted, girl.
All that velvet takes me back to the late 80s, especially Minnie Driver’s. And Hillary Swank always tries too hard to remind us she doesn’t really look boyish. It reeks of desperation.
Never thought I would say this..but Megan Fox had on the best look..LOVE that dress..
Halle is finally showing a bit of her age in the face..Hate those cloths she is wearing.. Well love the top actually..
SJP looks terrible on all levels and so does Juliette..
Marion..Love the dress..not the shoes.. they look out of character for some reason.
***I hate all the celebrities at fashion week..They are all wearing cloths to get attention.. I just want to see the cloths on the runway..not the women killing themselves to get notice.
It would be great to have a thread on the CLOTHS..
I think Hillary Swank always does something over dramatic to make sure people don’t focus on her face. I know-I’m going to hell. . .
I’m with Jack. WTF is up with that ill fitting bra she’s wearing with that dress. Just wrong. It doesn’t look “effortless and chic” at all to me.
@Jack – I was wondering the same thing. What. The. Hell.
I love SJP’s first dress. Tasteful, fun, appropriate.
Megan Fox looks like a plastic surgery trainwreck, and her husband looks disgusting. They are both gross. Her face is so fake. Check out how she looked pre-surgery: http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/pictures/megan-fox-before-plastic-surgery-2.html
Can’t hate on Halle Berry – I think those are weird shots, and that she always looks gorgeous.
That first photo of Juliette Lewis is the best I’ve seen her look in a long time. She looks clean!
I also want to say…
Megan Fox has a very beautiful face. I think she is just gorgeous anyway…but then when I see that crappy Marilyn Monroe tat on her arm and the WHOLE effect is ruined.
Yikes, I didn’t even notice Marion’s pits in that photo, I was just looking at her dress. Yes, the fit is off, that’s why her armpits look like that. Fashion fail.
I bet JLo’s new fragance reeks of youth desperation
Megan looked very nice I just wished she stopped messing her face though
Minnie and Hilary look like an old castle’s curtains, it’s just too much velvet
SJP looks nice and so does Juliette Lewis who I wish to see her in more movies, she’s so underrated but I think she’s so great!
Is JLO’s daughter dressing her, too or did suri come by?
I love the color of Jennifer’s dress, but the thing is a mess! So is her hair and eyebrows. What is up with everyone having untamed eyebrows these days? I get that thicker is supposed to make you appear younger but there is a difference between thick and letting them grow all over your face!
Megan’s recent work looks like it has settled. It doesn’t seem as scary to me anymore. Now if only she would stop!
Helen is perfect.
And how many times is Hilary going to wear a dress down to her buttcrack? She’s done that before right?
Halle Berry is beautiful and I love her skin! Not her outfit.
I think Halle just had bad photos. I don’t think she needs or had anything done.
Now JLO face and Megan Fox looks like she just got done from botox. Actually Megan looks like she just got done having sex with Brian, and just put on her dress, and didnt take a shower.
Good for Ben, his wife and mistress both there to support him, and couldnt be more diffrent. Garner hair is dark and she is in dark colors. Blake with blonde hair and a red dress.
I don’t mind JLo’s outfit, I always like looking at her, I find her so beautiful.
Helen Mirren looks superb. Blake’s dress was almost nice but the nonsense around the waist ruined it.
As to Rebecca Hall, at first I thought it was just an ugly dress until I realized it was a jumpsuit. For the love of all things good an special, why??????
1. I actually think JLo looks amazing. I love that dress.
2. Green velvet is for Winter only
3. Helen Mirren is stunning. Jesus. Her stylist is right on.
JLo looks stressed and haggard..like she’s had a rough couple of days or something.
Helen is in her sixties but she looks young and sexy. I worship her!
I really wanted to see the rest of Halle’s top without the blazer.
I thought Halle Berry was Jada Pinkett Smith on first scan. That’s got to be a weird angle or something because girlfriend is usually stunning. 🙁
Juliette Lewis doesn’t seem to age!
There’s something about Juliet Lewis’ face that always looks odd, but she looks much better than usual here.
j-lo: another weird seinfeld-esque puffy shirt. is everyone trying to look like pirates? “but i don’t wanna be a pirate!”
hilary: tacky.
what’s up with rebecca hall’s mouth? she looks like she should be in a marilyn manson video.
halle, stop with the botox already.
minnie driver: love her dress but it needs to be longer.
Helen Mirren is awesome. Check out this photo of her — I just love it — http://adventuresinnerdliness.blogspot.com/2008/12/hotties-of-yore-helen-mirren.html
I’m not a Lively fan, but I love that red color and dress but man, would you ever have to be thin to wear that dress and not look wiiiiide.
I don’t think Lopez looks that bad, actually. I imagine it must feel pretty darn comfy! she looks better than Driver and Swank anyway – THOSE were unfortunate dresses, egad!
halle, botox? I don’t think so…The woman is stunningly beautiful. And has Helen Mirren made some unholy alliance with the devil? because she just gets better and better. And if so, where can i sign up for that?
JLo must have had a fight with her hair stylist, she usually looks better.
Marion Cotillard: I don’t like her shoes, the dress is fine, but she’s having problems with her bra.
Megan Fox must stop messing her face!
Did Halle Berry get a cheek implants?
I don’t like Hillary Swank dress, it will be great if we were in 1985.
Helen Mirren is my favourite one,and I appreciate her because not only she is very very talented, but because she does not have fear of showing her age.
Megan Fox is gorgeous. ‘nuf said. Anyone else who says different is just jealous.
Helen Mirren is a goddess. I love her personal style and her elegance. She is a fantastic actress too.
SJP has an unfortunate face. She is not attractive and never understood her popularity in Sex and the City.
Jen Garner. Fresh faced beauty.
JLO: I like her dress and love her hair.
Halle Berry: Dressed like Cher and Captain Jack Sparrow combined.
J Lo Looks like Mrs Roper from 3’s Company with a different wig.
Helen Mirren looks amazing.
SJP looks great
Marion C..everythng about this is unfortunate..the odd bra fat on such a tiny girl. Disasterous.
Megan Fox looks tasteful and lovely, and happy which is great.
Hillary Swank’s dress looks like some mall shop rag. Horrible. And we get it already…you work out…whatever.
Marion looks super-cute. I’m sick of ppl calling out lovely people for tiny defects….focus on the pretty!
Helen Mirren is the most glamorous woman in Hollywood. 😀
Meagan and Helen are rockin it.
I can’t stand JLo-no matter what she’e wearing…she is like fingernails on a chalkbaord for me…
Marion is cute here but she needs different makeup to make her face stand out if she’s going to wear clothes that have big accents and weird armpits.
Minnie is always so rough looking and I agree with happymom on Hillary.
I LOVE Juliette and all her eclecticness and I’m meh about Jennifer G. and the dress is BAD.
Blake Lively-I don’t see her appeal but to each his own.
Jen G- looks great from the neck up.
Blake- Not a good look all around.
SJP- Looks kinda cute there.
Rebecca- Boy does she have TERRIBLE fashion sense, or rather no fashion sense at all.
Juliette- I like her hair, but I don’t like her outfits.
Halle- HATE her outfit, what the hell is it trying to be? Also, she barely has any nose left, best she stops whittling away at it.
The Velvet Twins- Both look awful.
Helen- Yeah, she looks nice.
Marion- Is just adorable.
Megan- I see old Plastic-Cat-Face is at it again. This is her what, 90th new face in the past few years now. I wouldn’t recognize who it was if the photos weren’t captioned.
JLo- Needs to get back to her original skin colour. Oompa Loompa Orange doesn’t look good on anyone.
Oh god scrolling past Megan’s pictures- she looks good but the plastic surgery ages her i mean shes only 24 yrs old!!! In comparison to Marion who looks so youtful and freshfaced and is TEN YEARS OLDER!!
Swank looks like she belongs on the Vegas strip. Mirren looks so gorgeous in that red gown.
Of course Lively and Garner did not cross paths. It’s been in the rumor mill for months she’s been sleeping with Affleck and not to mention the interview where they flirted with each other, on top of an interview she did saying she convinced Affleck with her ‘talent’ to change the role of a 37 yr old mother to a 29 yr old mother so she could fit the role. She’s the worst thing on Gossip Girl….
OK, I can’t defend Rebecca Hall’s’ fashion choices any more. They’re just peculiar. She’s still really beautiful and talented, though! I think it takes a while for British women to become stylish after they make it in Hollywood – Eliz. Hurley, Kate Winslett, et al.
Juliette Lewis, she’s my girl!!! Love her. She’s definitely dressed more normal and less “wacky” here, but I love her no matter what she wears.
Marion & Helen look flawless! J.Lo is tore up from the waist up.
WTF is wrong with rebecca halls mouth? its so huge !! Photoshop?
Above the neck, J. Lo looks beautiful. She’s a classic example of a good looking woman who has no idea how to dress. Her taste is consistently bad.
Juliette Lewis is an impressive actress, but for some reason she always looks really trashy to me. The more she covers up, the better she looks.
i read alot in celebitchy, i discovered u have no taste. j lo looks great, and the lady in red looks ugly!! plus every one who saw michelle williams dress was so into it except u.. so yep, u have no taste.
I didn’t think that J.Lo looked THAT bad, but what’s going on with Halle??
Helen Mirren is gorgeous! I love that she is schooling women 1/3rd of her age AND can act too! Lovely, just lovely. Juliette Lewis, finally. That’s the best I have ever seen her look.
First up, I loathe ankle booties in all forms and colours. Not even leggy supermodels can get away without looking as if they’ve been chopped off at the ankles. Next, can I just say how GREAT Juliette Lewis is looking?! Wow! I forget how naturally pretty she is, she does the girl-punk-rocker thing so badly sometimes!
Marion Cotillard: I have the same little fat pockets where my arms meet armpits . . . .no exercise can erase them. SOOOO happy to see a celebrity have it too – go Marion!
Halle: her eye lift a couple of years ago just makes her look older not better. All the work is catching up to her.
Meghan Fox: tasteful, lovely dress . . . the tattoos, UGH.
SJP: how can you think she’s gained weight? It’s hard to see anything in the dark pictures, besides which she looks TINY. No wonder stars have eating disorders.
Helen Mirren: awesome.
Juliette Lewis: cute!
Bill Murray was so thoroughly awesome in Zombieland. Ahh now I’m smiling just thinking about it. That cheered me up, thanks for the photo, Kaiser.
I’m girl-crushing on Rebecca Hall. She can wear whatever she wants.
newlywed says: “the lady in red looks ugly”…as my teenagers would say…TF?
Ummm that’s Helen Mirren…which you would know if you read CB as much as you say you do or watched anything that isn’t E Online or the MTV channel. She’s unbelievably talented and completely classy. If I look like she does, and behave the way she does at her age (Please God and Thank you God (in advance) I will be EXTREMELY happy!
JLo usually does better, she doesn’t look good and she knows it.
Helen Mirren looks classy as always.
Hilary Swank, great actress, awful dress.
Blake Lively is stunning, I want that bitches hair.
Jennifer Garner, who told you to wear that? it’s a movie premiere not a funeral. Black lacy mess, even Rebecca Hall looks better in that stupid jumpsuit dress.
There are pictures of Blake and Jennifer together at the instyle party. Blake’s not the mistress, she cares too much about her image and career, it’s probably rebecca hall, ben seems to have a thing for actresses with huge mouths.
Jennifer Garner looks very pregnant in that last photo- Must just be the angle, or me… She looks great, though. She always does- not too risky, just perfect. And her dresses always fit!!!
Marion Cotillard is TEN years older than Megan? God I thought she was 20 yers old!
Somebody should use her face to show that botox doesn’t make you look younger.
Jen and Ben, I know that you all say that you will never walked the red carpet together, but come on, six years and two kids, its alright to be seen together.
Helen Mirren looks absolutely gorgeous. Meagan Fox needs to sit down & stop messing with her face. Halle has definitely had something done. Cheek-implants?? Botox?? It has aged her.
Why is Marion Cotillard famous? She cannot act, she’s not particularly attractive and she clearly has no fashion sense. I don’t get her at all.
“Megan Fox is gorgeous. ‘nuf said. Anyone else who says different is just jealous.”
So says you. You see gorgeous, I see plastic.
Jealous? Not of her. BAG anyone?
There are others that could inspire my envy of their God given beauty (Natalie Portman comes to mind), but Megan Fox? Nope.
she looks AWESOME!