Life & Style Magazine’s cover this week is all about how Kim Kardashian is maybe/probably pregnant. An “eyewitness” saw Kim buy “three Clearblue tests” – because it’s so important we get product placement in our story, right? Kim was in London during this alleged purchase, so that kind of defeats the theory I had about this – which was that Kim was buying pregnancy tests for Khloe, because Khloe is probably knocked up. But Kim went to London by herself – or, without her sisters. So who was there to hold her hand when she took the tests? Eh. Anyway, the rest of the story is about how Kim thought she’d be pregnant by her current age, and how loose-fitting tops = pregnant.
Could Kim Kardashian be expecting her first child? Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the reality star was spotted buying home pregnancy tests with her mother, Kris Jenner, at Boots pharmacy around 3 p.m. on Sept. 12 in London.
“She picked up three Clearblue tests,” eyewitness and fan Caroline Bell tells Life & Style exclusively. “I did a double-take, as I couldn’t believe it was her.” A Boots shop assistant confirms to Life & Style that Kim stopped in the store on Sept. 12.
Whether a plus or minus sign popped up on her pregnancy test remains to be known but all signs certainly point to a positive reading. Throughout NYC Fashion Week and at the Sept. 13 launch party of season 5 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in London, the noticeably curvier Kardashian stuck to water. Plus, while she recently tweeted about starting the Sunfare meal plan, eyewitnesses tells Life & Style Kim indulged in carb-heavy scones at the Ritz and pasta at Locanda Locatelli on Sept. 12 in London.
“Kim has swapped her trademark skintight dresses for a lot of loose fitting tops and even ponchos,” an insider tells Life & Style. “It’s been a sudden transition from one to the other.”
“I always had a vision that I would be married with at least one kid by 30,” Kim, who celebrates her milestone birthday on Oct. 21, recently told Life & Style. “Family is the most important thing in life.”
“I never thought I would have a baby without being married — but you never know.”
For more on Kim’s pregnancy shocker, pick up this week’s issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now.
[From Life & Style]
If Kim is pregnant, I guess it would be by that bodyguard she hooked up with? Or maybe Cristiano Ronaldo? Miles Austin? I think those are the only three guys she’s been “attached to” in the past two months or so. OH WAIT – what about Justin Bieber?!? OH NO. He’s not ready to be a father! And can you even imagine?! The Biebettes would commit mass suicide. Baby daddy drama! Honestly, though, I doubt she’s pregnant. Yes, she would do anything for attention, but if Kim didn’t pull a “surprise” pregnancy on Reggie Bush, she’s not going to do when she doesn’t have a boyfriend.
Cover courtesy of Life & Style Magazine.
I am more interested in the Teen Mom’s: Babies in danger! I am hooked on that show! I want to call CPS on two of the girls every time I see the show!
The bodyguard? Do you realize that show is scripted? Kim would never date a bodyguard, he has no money. The bodyguard episode was a TV romance only, he is married with a child. Kim and the Kardashian’s are followed everywhere they go and no one has seen this bodyguard since. These episodes were shot months ago and are very scripted show.
I can just see KIm and her icky mother sitting around a London hotel room trying to figure out what they can next do to attract some attention. Voila!
@fluffy kitten tail…i love that show too!!
amber reminds me of britney…she’s so medicated! & if maci doesn’t put a helmet on bentley while he’s riding those dirt bike things…mg…can’t even go there.
I agree that is was all for tabloids.
I don’t believe for one moment that Kim would get pregnant and screw up her body.
Not unless she was getting paid an obscene amount of cash to do so.
So I guess my thought wasn’t so original LOL That she did it for the tabloid attention. Seriously, if she was possibly pregnant, couldn’t she send one of her anonymous minions to get a test? C’mon.
The only reason a famous person would buy this type of thing personally and in a public place would be for attention. Even I order my HPTs online.
@fluffy. i love that show too! i think it should be required watching in high school, it really makes me think. but who in the world would you have cps called on? i think maci is beyond a great mom, amber just has a loser bf, but she loves her daughter, and while i dont really care for farrah, she does love her daughter. none of the girls abuse or neglect their children. they sometimes make mistakes, but all of us have done that at sometime. its apart of growing up
Sorry, I am LOL’ing at the size of Kim’s lips. They were all I could see when she was onscreen at the VMA’s and they look ridiculously large here. Would she really have unprotected sex with Christiano Ronaldo and have his love child? That would be a big LOL too.
2nd to the last pic is proof she isn’t pregnant. She obviously started her period at lunch and had to wrap the tablecloth around herself to leave the restaurant!
OT but what is with Teen Moms. All of the sudden they are on every tabloid the last couple of weeks. I’ve never even heard of the show.
lol i was thinking the same thing..if it wasn’t for the attention, she wouldn’t be going to get it herself- some little scheme that her and her mom hatched up
I really hope she isn’t… She is just too immature and self-centered at this point in her life to be a mother.
i agree about Teen Mom. Last nights episode just pissed me off!! Farrah is “working” on her relationship w/ her mom and has her good times, but how the hell was it “Michael’s” fault the car had problems!! and Amber really needs to work on her parenting skills. she judges Gary for his parenting skills was and hers dont seem all that great either!!!
I was actually mad at last nights show,too.Amber needs to have someone step in.I think she is a questionable parent.
Well Ghostbuster we must not be watching the same show, because Amber needs to have that child taken away from her. The way she yells and screams obscenties at Gary in front of that child, and smacks Leah for the littlest things, it is beyond disgusting. Plus last night she was too lazy to deal with her child and slammed the door while the child was left to cry in her crib.
WTF does that little witch do all day, but sleep. Working in a tanning salon is hardly what I would call a “stressful” job. Yeah, Gary is a slob and lazy but I like him a hell of a lot better than Amber. The fact that SHE hits him, is another warning sign of what we might not see her doing to her little girl.
Farrah is another that needs a CPS visit. Leaving her child alone in a sink, in the hall of her apartment building alone, and alone on the kitchen counter alone is very irresponsible. The child took a header off the bed when she was trying to deal with her stupid banking error, so she is not what I would call a stellar mom.
Anyway, those are who I would be calling CPS on.
Whatever fillers or injections Kim is doing to herself….she needs to stop!! That photo of her in the car looks severely abnormal.
her and momma look like edward scissorhands rofl
That woman seems to be so unbelievable full of herself *yuck*.
@fluffy. i didnt catch last nights episode but i do watch the show regularly. we just have different opinions. im a mom and i screw up all of the time. do i learn from my mistakes? yes. do i sometimes want to run away? yes. do i love my kid? yes. i think these things are true for all parents. no mom is super mom all of the time. yes. i do think they need to grow up a bit, but they are teenagers who are not even done with puberty trying to find themselves and be a good parent.
i do not know if you have even befriended people raised in foster care, i have quite a few friends raised in foster care. knowing what their home lives were like before and during foster is a horrible thing. i would not wish foster care on any child. if a child is being abused, then that is a different story. in my opinion these children are not abused. yes, there is some disfunction, but i think if we all took an honest look at our lives we would see the chaos that is there.
I was uphaulled at Ambers behavior last night. Kicking Gary out for something she is also guilty of, screaming obscenities in front of Leah, and then bad mouthing him to her in front of him. Wow. And that appartment is so filthy and cluttered. I feel so bad for that child. Having those 2 as parents, just so sad.
the only thing Kim is pregnant with is LOW ratings for her show–they’ll stoop to anything at this point. fame whores!
I cannot watch “Teen Moms” because of Amber and that kid screaming all the time..that lil girl is going to be one unhappy youth..she is always crying about something, while her parents fight in the background.
Why do I have a vision of her doing 3 pregnancy tests, all of them positive, and her being convinced she’s having triplets?
I know. I’m mean. But I swear, there really are people that dumb out there!
Ugh, this mutant duck-face alien shares a birthday with me?
Oh well, at least I’m five years younger and don’t have cheeks that shoot up to my eyes.
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