E! Online (who continues to spam our comments through the crappy Cashmere agency) has an exclusive about Ashley Simpson’s bachelorette party ahead of her unanticipated Saturday wedding to rocker Pete Wentz.
The party was thrown by Ashlee’s sister, recently-single Jessica Simpson, and their mom, Tina, and was held at her parents’ home in Encino, California last night. Tents and balloons were set up outside for guests and the party lasted from the “early evening” until before midnight. It’s described as “mellow” so I guess we can assume there were no stripping firemen. Maybe they went crazy and exchanged lingerie and ate from a penis-shaped cake.
Pete Wentz and his future father in law, Joe Simpson, had dinner at Mr. Chow last night with some of Wentz’s friends. They had a lot of beer and wine, and Joe picked up the $1,000 tab. Hopefully Wentz went out with his buddies later for a little fun without papa Joe.
Pete was sporting a sparse-looking moustache that continued down the sides of his chin. He deflected questions about whether Ashlee was pregnant by saying “all I can think about is this moustache.”
Jessica Simpson has got to feel down about her sister’s wedding. She’ll probably be going solo after a public breakup, but seems to have planted a story that “she will never forgive [Tony]” and “they are over for good” if he doesn’t go as her date. There are stories in OK! Magazine and US Weekly which sound like they’ve been planted by Jessica’s rep. Both say that the breakup is confirmed by “insiders”, but that they have split up in the past and might get back together again. It sounds to me like Jessica is trying to save face and still holding hope that it’s not over.
Update: That outing at Mr. Chow with his father in law was Pete Wentz’s bachelor party, according to People. The poor guy.
Ashlee Simpson is shown on 5/2/08 outside of Riverside studios, thanks to WENN.
Vomit. The Simpson ladies seem everything but mellow to me
WHAT is happening to her hair?
Yeah, why would you want to be reminded of what you’re going to be missing by having a real man dancing naked in front of you just before you marry a little sissy fruit.
This is just so interesting. I can’t wait for the next dump of Simpson publicity shitting across our screens.
Is that rose tattoo on her left wrist for real?? How have I missed that, unless it’s very new. Pete and Ashlee do seem the “let’s pledge our undying love in the form of visually assaulting tattoos” type.
Looks very Sunset Strip-GNR though, not as emo as I’d peg her. Unless it’s an “ironic” rose.
“all i can think about is this moustache”?! that kind of sums him up, i reckon.
i dont get these comments that Jessica must be all the more miserable because her sister is getting married.. My heart could be smashed into a gazillion pieces and I’d still be happy and proud of my little sister on her wedding day… I think people might underestimate the bond between these two sisters
I totally agree Whelkin. Jessica may be upset about her own lovelife, but if she loves her sister (which I’m sure she does), I’m sure she is nothing but happy for her.
Interesting point, Ses.
If it’s a brand new and real tatoo then she might not be pregnant. Even the dummiest wouldn’t do that.
When you get married you are supposed to leave your parents, and create your own family, it’s written in the Bible… Time for both parents to back off and stop intruding in bachelor parties. It’s not their business anymore !
Was thinking the same thing about her hair! Its looking very orange and not at all her colour. She should go for something darker or blonde – much more complimentary
Do’s and Dont’s in bachelorette party planning :
Don’t wait till the last minute to make your plans.
Do plan your event 2 months in advance.
Don’t drink heavily at the beginning of the night.
Do instruct your group to pace their drinking.
Don’t over indulge at dinner.
Do have a sensible meal.
Don’t be late for your plans.
Do set your start time an hour ahead of schedule.
Don’t allow your guests too much say in your plans.
Do instruct your guests that “this is what the bride wants”
Don’t assume planning a bachelorette party is like any other girls night out.
Do take into account that you are taking a large group around with you where ever you go.
Sometimes a bachelorette/bachelor party doesn’t need strippers. If you have the right group of friends, have a good plan and travel in style you can have a great time.