As we reported yesterday, there has been some tabloid discussion over 13 year old Lourdes Leon’s involvement in the Material Girl line for Macy’s. According to Madonna’s own words, Lola pretty much runs the joint, with some help from Madonna and a team of experts and designers. But still, Lola basically has a career now, much to her father’s chagrin. My opinion is that Madonna is probably trying to keep Lola occupied and channel her youthful energy into something productive, rather then allowing Lola to spend her time in a haze of drugs and sex, etc, much like Madonna spent her teenage years, maybe?
Anyway, yesterday evening, there was a press event for Material Girl in New York. Madonna and Lola showed up, of course, as did the panda-face of the line, Taylor Momsen. The photos of Madonna, Lola and Taylor posing together are just… ten kinds of wrong. The body language, the insanity of Raccoon McPantless, and the de facto acceptance and legitimacy McPantless is getting from this – I mean, yes, she’s a total sellout, but she’s a sellout that little girls are going to admire and want to emulate. Girls like Lola.
And look at Madonna’s face! She looks like she thinks she’s absorbing Lola and Raccoon’s youth just by standing next to them. This is what happens when you’re too busy trying to be “hip” and “cool” rather than trying to be a good mom. Because I think a good mother would take one look at Raccoon McPantless and say “Jesus Christ, step away from my daughter, put on some pants and wash your face you little crackhead.” Madge also looks drugged…? Ugh. These photos are making me nauseous. This is some Dorian Gray sh-t. And Lola’s face is saying it all: “OMG, Mom! You’re embarrassing me in front of Raccoon McPantless!!!”
Material Girl event photos from Sept. 22, 2010. Credit: Fame & WENN.
What is going on with Madonna’s face? Has she had fillers or something or is she storing food for the winter? Very chipmunk-esque!
Lola looks so embarrased by her-guess it doesn’t matter who your mother is, when you’re 13, they are an embarrasment!
LOL @ Taylor Momsen trying to look “hard”.
Why in the world would you let your 13 year old child be with that drugged out, bratty waste of space??!!
That chick is totally ridiculous. I have no idea who she is or what she does, but that eye makeup is just nasty. I can see why she’s not smiling-you can’t pull off crazy raccoon eyes with a big smile on your face-you have to be oooh so hardcore at ALL times. What a dumbass.
Raccoon McPantless
That cracks me the fu*k up every time I read it. God you’re hilarious!
Madonna has cheek implants, hence the chipmunk look.
that eye make up just makes McPantless looks stupid. not “cool”, “edgy”, or “hip”…or whatever look she may be going for. all it does is make it look like she’s been putting on make up every day, but isn’t removing yesterday’s.
one more thing…I hate…HATE!!!…that purposely-torn/run stocking look. Again, doesn’t make you look “cool”, just makes you look like you got a run in your stocking and are too lazy/drugged out to notice it or change your clothes.
geez louise!
madonna is pulling one of the lamest mom moves in the book:
‘living vicariously through your daughter’
loser.
🙁
I love the pics. I think Lola and Madge both look adorable! Of course Lola’s going to look embarrassed of her mother — she’s 13! I believe that they have a good relationship in spite of what might be assumed by these photos.
And I don’t believe that Madonna ever spent any years in a drugged out haze. From what I’ve read from several Madonna biographical sources – Madonna’s NEVER been into drugs because she “doesn’t like to NOT be in control.”
Finally – I don’t think we should take any of these celebrities so seriously. Why must we be so up in arms?? (However, I’m all for it when discussing Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen’s behavior.)
“This is some Dorian Gray sh-t. ”
Fer Shiz.
Lola is so gorgeous! She should be the model for the line, instead of the scowling panda.
for god’s sake McPantless, please blend this ugly black mess..it looks like a batman mask…
I can only imagine what horrid, spoiled brat her kid must be.
Uh-oh, it’s official – Madonna has hag hair. I don’t get it. She no longer goes from blonde to black every other week, so don’t you think by now her hair would be in decent shape? It’s always the same – parted in the middle, fuzzy and in need of some silicone serum and a strange light rust shade. She direly needs a makeover.
Anyway, I’d be afraid Lola would catch something from Panda Girl. You can already see the influence she’s having. Lola had a field day with the kohl pencil.
Gosh Madonna just LET IT GO! You’re no longer the IT GIRL! I really dont think she should have even been in these photographs. Let your daughter shine.
LOL@Madonna’s face in the pictures! She thinks she is the same age as the other two.
Momsen looks just like Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous in that second shot! Which makes Madonna Edina and Lola just plain mortified. and that last shot of Madonna should be preceded by a warning!
these pictures remind me of when i had my 13th birthday and was allowed to do my own make up for the 1st time. i managed to get the same raccoon eye look that she’s got going on. needles to say the pictures were a source of many laughs over the years.
I agree that Lola should be the face of the line. She’s so pretty now! Remember when she had that unibrow?
Taylor, please just STOP your FUCKING act.
You are being beyond ridiculous.
A little concerned. Looks like Madonna would rather have her child be “cool” rather then healthy or happy. Cause Raccoon doesn’t seem to be either.
Taylor is absolutely stunning .. she will eventually wear her makeup normally.
Taylor looks ridiculous. Lola is beautiful though! I agree with the other posters who said she should be the face of the line.
I also agree with Alexa. I highly doubt Madonna ever spent an extended amount of time in a substance induced haze. She managed to get a full ride to U of M on a dance scholarship when she was a teenager. That is incredibly hard to do. You have to be an excellent dancer, with a lot of discipline, in tip top shape to manage that. Sloppy crackheads cannot mantain the training needed to accomplish that skill level.
Plus, as I remember, Madonna dropped out of U of M at 19 to move by herself to NYC with no money, no family and no friends. That is not an easy journey. I know, because I also moved from Michigan to New York at 19 with no money and no support. I went through plenty periods of severe poverty and near starvation. I’m sure she did too.
Madonna may have ridiculous cheek implants and be in total denial about her aging (ok, take the “may have” out and insert “has”). But, I am fairly certain she’s always been in complete control of her man-child-dating, blood-of-newborn-drinking life.
Honestly, I can’t even dislike her insanely desperate grasps at youth too much. Madonna’s longevity and career pretty much trump any negative thing I have to say about her. I guess I sort of feel like she’s earned the right to do whatever she wants to at this point.
She did make a lovely little girl though! I hope she doesn’t let Taylor’s eye make up rub off on her. Seriously, that stuff is probably like motor oil.
Taylor tring too hard Momsen is making me laugh. god she just needs to stop trying and she’d prob look cool then !
Agreed Lourdes is a beauty, hope she doesn’t end up going down the wrong path like so many celeb spawn
Loudres is beautiful!
Racoon is ugly. GENUINELY ugly. The faces she is pulling in these photos… What is she doing!?
I don’t think Madonna did drugs during her teenage years, she was too ambitious, maybe when she was in New York she got drunk sometimes, but I’m quite sure she never did drugs. I agree that Madge is trying to keep Lola busy, even if she doesn’t like Racoon McPantless (AHAH!) she shows out with her and Lola, instead of leaving Lola (who maybe worships Racoon) hangin’ out with her alone, in this way she can control her daughter.
Silly little Taylor Momsen….. She looks like a 5-year-old who got ahold of her mother’s makeup and tried her darndest to look “pretty”. You can’t even laugh at her anymore because she is so pitifully unaware of how ridiculous she is. She so earnestly wants to believe that anyone over the age of 12 thinks she’s relevant, that’s she’s “edgy” and different. One only needs to look in the nearest psychiatric ward to find a dozen Momsens. Poor dear.
When Raccoon Mcpantless finally realizes that no-one wants to hear her or her contrived band, she can always get a role as an extra in Dawn Of The Dead 26; after all no acting is required – just look vacant and dead; and that she can do.
omg Bella Bella you took the words right outta me. Picture of Dorian Grey.
Also, Lourdes, who grows more and more beautiful every day, is surrounded by serious tragedy here. Bring in the Jays immediately, girlene.
Worst Mother EVER
You let your 13yr old wear 4 1/2 in hidden platforms with ripped tights hang with a (wannabe) hollyweird rockwhore who’s favorite past time is to use her vibrator while smoking 3 packs a day. Meh what could go wrong?
I don’t know who’s posing harder, Madonna or McPantsless. Lourdes just looks uncomfortable, like she doesn’t want to look the photographer in the eye.
Those photos are hilarious 😆
I feel so sorry for Lola, her face tells everything,{I wish I was somewhere else,my mom is sooo embarrassing me, I’m 13 I need to go do something fun, standing here with my mom and raccoon girl is not my idea of fun, please someone get me outta here!} ;p 🙂
@Sherry:I was thinking that Lola better start smiling before people start drawing comparisons between her and Kristen Stewart.
I wouldn’t let my kid near that mosman skank. And madonna forbids tv but allows her daughter to hang with that can of sleeze??? Notimpressed with teeny bopper racoon eyes rebel show, she is a joke and skanky.
taylor momsen is so lost! HAHAHAHAHA
she looks like a little slut
that girl doesnt have a MOTHER???