In Touch Weekly has an interesting story about the utter devastation of Lindsay Lohan. Is she devastated because she’s facing mandatory rehab for the next two months, and she won’t get to spend the holidays doing blow with her mother? No. She’s distraught because her ex-lover Samantha Ronson is moving on with her life… with Christina Aguilera. Apparently, Lindsay is just sitting around rehab, freaking out about this coupling… and her mom isn’t helping matters out at all. According to sources, Dina Lohan is actually stoking Lindsay’s paranoia. So that means that Lindsay is keeping tabs on every time Sam comes out of Christina’s house/hotel.
As she has been ordered to spend the next two months in rehab, Lindsay Lohan fears that she could lose her ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, for good. Ronson grows closer every day to recently separated singer Christina Aguilera.
“It’s driving Lindsay crazy,” says an insider. “Sam’s sister Charlotte can’t stand Lindsay. Lindsay keeps saying, ‘I know they all set her up with Christina to get back at me.’”
Lindsay is painfully aware that Samantha is comforting Christina.
“Dina knows that Lindsay is still in love with Sam, and she has been keeping her posted on what has been going on with Sam and Christina,” says the insider.
Lindsay’s paranoia dates back to Nicole Richie’s bachelorette weekend in Cabo. “When Lindsay got word that Sam was going away with Christina and Nicole, she went crazy. She was asking if she could get out and go to Mexico!” says the insider. “Lindsay gets so jealous when Sam is around other girls.”
“Christina and Sam are both coming out of tumultuous relationships. They both feel drained by all the drama. Leaning on each other, they became close. Plus, they have so many mutual friends.”
“Lindsay’s been asking why Sam’s not reaching out to her lately,” says the insider. “She misses her and she wants to see her and it’s driving her crazy. She has been a mess over it.”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Jesus, can you imagine Lindsay’s poor rehab counselors? “I need to fly to Cabo so I can have some crack-drama with my ex-girlfriend, WAH!” But seriously, I believe this. Samantha brings out the worst in Lindsay for some reason – I actually think Sam should be a better influence on Lohan, but at the end of the day, Samantha doing anything but focusing on Lindsay’s self-perpetuating crack drama sends Lindsay over the edge. I hoped that Sam had cut off ties completely, but I think Sam was trying to be a good friend to Lindsay when all of the court, jail and rehab stuff started up several months ago. But now Sam is moving on… and Lindsay is freaking out.
If I was going to be a lesbian I would def not choose Samantha Ronson. I just don’t understand…
WTF would her mother be telling her this type of shit when she’s in rehab? When my ex was in rehab, they made it clear that they were there to heal themselves & should not be distracted from that purpose. I want to say they weren’t even allowed newspapers lest some political news set them off.
It sounds like a joke but i think Sam & Lindsay are just meant to be together, they’re like Taylor/Burton except not as Glamorous/rich/beautiful.
I seriously still can’t see Christina getting with Sam even if she is into girls… BTW did you see XTina’s “InStyle” cover?
http://www.twitpic.com/31ndwf/full
She looks hot.
I am having trouble believing that Christina is giving up men. Period.
Now do I believe that Nicole, Sam and Christina are probably good friends. Yes.
I just do not buy into this whole crazy story that Sam can not be simply friends with her.
Just because Sam plays for the home team does not mean she only has one use for women and it’s sex.
I suspect Sam has alot of girls that are simply friends. And for every tabloid to turn any female that gets near Sam into a lover, is just lame.
But Lindsay freaking out in rehab over all the gossip… oh yea. I can believe she is a nut case.
No twitter. No internet. No phone.
I am surprise Lohan has not taken her counselor hostage with her plastic lunch spork. (spoon/fork) And demanded a Coke and her PHONE! 🙂
I’m starting to wondering what’s going on with this Sam chick! She’s like the Lesbo Jon Mayer! YOU GO GIRL! lol Love it!
Sam’s visits to Lindsay before & after the brief jail stay: classic dumb ex behavior, considering the apparent nature of their relationship.
All you have to do is glance at pix of them together from back in the day. Amid all of the fights & melodrama, Lindsay was often captured gazing at that woman with such wretchedly cracked-out, Besotted-Young-Love puppy eyes, that sometimes it made me genuinely sad for her. To the point where I’d have to remind myself, “Hey: self? Get real. That chick is totally a natural-born bunny-boiler.” In her eyes, she & Sam are STILL probably just going thru a “temporary separation.”
@pirate cuervo Lindsay’s mom is a huge part of her problem I can see Dina fanning the flames of Lindsay’s drama.
Sam will be much happier with Christina! Lindsay is hotter and probably more dynamic in the sack than Christina but a lot less sane.
I’m kinda attracted to Samantha!
I think she needs solitary. Period. Parents, friends need to stay home. No contact with anyone at all, except the rehab people. Where is she getting her information?
I don’t see what these ladies see in Sam….she must have a fab personality.
@dread pirate cuervo
Lindsay went voluntarily so she has never been completely cut off and that was kinda the whole point if it became court ordered.
Sam has never been a positive thing for Lindsay going all the waay back to the 1st DUI and passed out pics.
If she even manages to last until Jan 3rd its only because she doesn’t want to be in jail not because she actually wants to be there.
Nobody believes this crap, Lindsay is doing great in rehab focusing on herself. Lindsay is working hard on her selfesteem in order to get over abusive relationships. Dina hates ronson and she is happy they are over
Wow, those two look so good in the last picture. Ha oh sorry, I had my dose of CRACK today. Sam does nothing but make LL crazy. But thats love right? Some crack head love.
What the heck do they see in this girl she is sooo UGLY!GROSSS!
Not everyone thinks people who look like a botoxed barbie with too much makeup are more attractive than funkier, butchier types like Sam Ronson. Sam Ronson seems cool and interesting to me, and is definitely more my type. She is way hipper and cooler looking than plastic girly girls like Christina and Lindsay. Different strokes for different folks people. Can’t you understand that not everyone likes the same thing!?! I get why some of you like plastic barbies, why can’t you get some people like more down to earth and unique looking people?
go samantha,i love you
How does anyone know Dina is saying these things? I mean, I dislike her too but where does this stuff come from.
And I agree with a poster above, just because Sam is a lesbian, it doesn’t mean she can’t just be friends with other women.
As for that top pic of Christina, Taylor Momsen pulls off that look with grit, Christina just looks cheap. Like you know the leggings are unravelling where her thighs rub when she walks.
@Sarah – Perfecto!
ITA, Hautie!
Christina & Sam have been friends for years…before she even hooked up with Lindsay. It is possible to be friends with a gay person and not have them be attracted to you. Just as it’s possible for the opposite sex to be friends without being lovers.
Maybe this is a chance for Lindsay to move on with her life. Samantha has been partying it up in LA and Ny alot lately and i always believed she is a bad influence on Lohan. Why you are so mean to Lindsay by the way?
@ Hautie,
I suspect Sam has alot of girls that are simply friends. And for every tabloid to turn any female that gets near Sam into a lover, is just lame.
But Lindsay freaking out in rehab over all the gossip… oh yea. I can believe she is a nut case.
No twitter. No internet. No phone.
I am surprise Lohan has not taken her counselor hostage with her plastic lunch spork. (spoon/fork) And demanded a Coke and her PHONE!
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I sooo agree, I am a lesbian, and I have many women freinds both gay and straight.. its not always about the s8x at all..
Being gay, I can tell you – Sam is hot. Hotter than Christina or Lindsay in my opinion.
I really don’t get Sam’s appeal either. But to each their own..
What the heck do they see in this girl she is sooo UGLY!GROSSS!
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Put your picture up, I would imagaine Sam looks a whole lot better
@Sarah,,You talk like a normal person, with her head firmly on her shoulders,, Good for you.. ^5
Sam always looks sickly & frail. The big rumor that I have been hearing is that Sam Ronson is the BIG supplier of the good stuff. That’s why all the girls hang around.
I agree with everyone who’s said that Samantha seems to be a bad influence and one of the driving forces in Lindsay’s downward spirals.
In any case, it seems that Ronson is one of the few people that really care whether she lives or dies…
If Linds could get well, if she could, somehow, get strong, she’d cut off her family and then her pathetic excuse waste of space mother wouldn’t have any $$ for Vicodin, blow or vodka.
It serves her family to keep her sick.
Bottom line.
That mother of hers – a world-class parasite. And nothing else.
And she DOES look like Maria Elena de Hoyos. LOL.
Sam maybe scissoring Christina but Christina wont have a relationship with her like Lindsay did.
spinner bitch
I’m straight and I’m attracted to Sam. There’s just something about her! And Sam really screwed with Lindsay back in the day. Remember the pics of her passed out in Sam’s car? Well Sam alerted the paps and that’s why they were captured.
and I wouldn’t be surprised if Sam is a supplier.
lindsay needs to worry about her “career” not about who her ex is banging. and how did she find out? what kind of rehab allows gossip magazines/internet crap?
Jenna, that’s my thought too. Sam is surrounded by addicts, always around users and she herself denies ever using drugs *cough cough*
If Xtina was blind enough to marry and have a child with FUG BATBOY then I can see her with SAMFUG. I just don’t get the attraction to her straight or lesbian she’s disgusting.
@bitca-That chick is totally a natural-born bunny-boiler.” I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to use that phrase…love it.
Don’t believe this…its all BS. Lindsay is doing well in rehab and Sam is the last thing on her mind at the moment. Lindsay has not put Sam on the visitors list so shes on the right track. Sam is NOT a good influence and never has been.
If Sam and Xtina are hooking up who cares? Sam is taking advantage once again of a vulnerable female and for xtina, shes playing a dangerous game.
Yup, crack can f–k up your life in every way, makes you miss out on a lot besides the obvious crack woes.
Don’t know if it’s true but Lindsay doesn’t have much to do besides obsess on her past.
rumor around hw says lohan is keeping sam out of the visitors list lou taylor dina and BF dont want ronson around they are blaming lohans relapse on her
I thought Sam is a non-drinker/non-drugger? Is this not true?
@jenna & alejandro
Of course she is a supplier, and that is part of what makes her so popular.
Shelley she was using JackDaniels as her first name on twitter, its her favourite drink. She is almost always pictured with drinks in her gigs.
Neither christina or lindsay are straight women. Lindsay has only had one long term relationship and that was with Ronson. Christina has pretty much come out as a bisexual. I don’t agree with people posting these judgemental comments about why these women would be with Ronson. Just because she doesn’t adhere to a conventional standard of female beauty does not mean that she is some sort of bad person. I am not even gay but i find these comments very homophobic and nasty. Plenty of not so attractive men pull very good looking women without people judging them. There is inherent homophobia in these comments. Ronson is supposedly rich and very charismatic. Conventional looks isn’t the only factor when you become attracted to someone.
Well, from Sam’s perspective Christina is a big trade-up: she’s equally as famous, far more rich, not a druggie, not a cracked out crazy, not facing any criminal charges, jail, rehab, probation.
After a couple of years with Lindsay’s shenanigans, Christina must seem like a welcome relief.
I think that Samantha is toxic to Lindsay, because for whatever reason it does bring out the crazy in Lilo.
@ Hannah. Couldn’t agree more. Look at xtina’s ex husband safe to say that Xtina didn’t marry him for his pretty boy looks. That guy is NOT attractive physically. But we don’t know his personality do we?
I think SamRo looks cute in that first picture. In fact i find her cuter than Xtina lately. That plastic hollywood look is sooo not attractive.
LL is an addict & has a VERY addictive personality. I can TOTALLY see her obsessing like crazy over anything that Sam does without her. And since she is all locked up rehab she has tons of time to stew over this Sam’s “relationship” with Christina.
Its a damn shame, really. I bet this bout of rehab isn’t going to do a thing for LL
go sammy, ♥
lindsay looks very different since then, even after such a short period of time.
hope the rehab works.
Maybe Ronson and Aguilera are just friends. But let’s be honest if a straight man was seen visiting Aguilera in the middle of night and her husband was jealous. Spending lots of time with her after a divorce you’d have the same gossip stories.
@hannah – my comment was in no way homophobic. As a bisexual woman, I have the ability to love both men and women. it was more a comment about her looking sickly and frail. And I am not attracted to barbie types – there is something about a butchier woman that is hot…i just don’t see it here.
Please accept my apologies if my comments offended you.
I find Samantha Ronson sexy in that hipster indie rocker dirty kinda way. Those guys cultivate that look. If she was a rocker dude no one would make such a fuzz over how she looks and dresses.
Don’t judge people! Lindsay and Sam had a very genuine connection going on it seems. But lets consider the facts here: Lindsay is an addict. Her family is probably the most dysfunctional in showbusiness ever. The child just lacks a decent grounding. It was always gonna be troubled. I don’t know these people but imo lindsay needs a lot of therapy to be in a healthy relationship with anyone. She needs to unlearn the crappy dynamics her parents taught her. But i do think Sam and her really loved each other. So bless their lil’ cotton socks. They were pretty cute together.
^^ The “child”? Are you kidding me? LL is an ADULT who has the ability to make ADULT decisions. She stopped being a “child” years ago
You know, sometimes women support each other just because they could use the support, and not because they’re in a relationship.
Although, that wouldn’t matter to Lindsay one way or the other. Lindsay is a fatal attraction, whether she’s with a guy or a girl.
She pulled crazy sh*t when she was with that 70’s show guy too. It’s why he dumped her, because she was an insanely jealous, crazy, stalker.
This isn’t new behavior of Lindsays just brought on by Sam. She’s always been insane.
SamRo has a huge trust fund. THAT’S what Lilo is interested in, because Lilo certainly has NO INCOME flowing in. She’s looking for a Sugar Mommy/Daddy. Anybody that will pay her bills.
Isn’t there room for all three of them in that relationship?
@green is good. I don’t think the ronson kids are got their inheritance in the form of a trust fund yet. Mark has spoken about being broke before he hit the big time. There is money in that family but they are expected to work and make their own way they say.
Haha! It’s pretty amusing that courtney semel likes to call herself the lesbian Don Juan.
But it’s that unassuming little punk SamRo who walks away with all the hot girls! You go girl!
She needs therapy for getting over Sam. Sam’s family hates Lindsay and Sam hates the drama so they will never be in happy, successful relationship. Move on Lindsay for your mental health.
@Hannah: Plenty of people have said over the years that Christina’s husband is an ugly dork. Does that make them HETEROphobic? Just because people think Sam looks like a sickly junkie and they don’t see what’s attractive about her doesn’t make them homophobes. Stop LOOKING for reasons to get offended so you can whine about it. @Citysuede, you have nothing to apologize for!
@Green is Good
That’s ridiculous i’m not saying Lindsay doesn’t have financial issues but she has known Sam since at least 06/07.
Three parts Crazy. Catfight!
to those who make sam out to be some saint…she is a tweaker, too! lmao
what the hell do you think she was doing while lindsay was getting wasted?
she is a tweaker.
she is also really seriously homely.
but then, i’m looking at her thru sober eyes.
(and no, you’re not a lesbo-phobe if you think a particular chick is seriously fug. ty.)
I find sam ronson sexy as hell! She is one of those kinda girls i would switch team for!!
For some reason I haaate Ronson and I’m usually a pretty good judge of character. So when her true character is revealed to the world and you’re all jumping on the I hate Sam bandwagon remember where you heard it first.
GOSH, she needs REST. thats what rehab is for.
what a devil of a mother would keep her on track about the drama going on outside?
oh wait, i forgot. it´s dina.
Sam Ronson….Don’t get it….enabling, selfish c**t
Yay to Tupelo Honey’s comment to Hannah.
@Hannah,
What does it mean if I say Portia deRossi is a stunningly beautiful woman?
I find SamRo (probably) the most unattractive person I’ve ever seen. Is there such thing as a cross between a troll and a gnome? If so, it’s her. And I am not a homophobe for saying that! Beauty is subjective. Now if someone were to say, “I find all lesbians ugly,” then that would be homophobic.
However, my favourite line from you is, “Ronson is supposedly rich and very charismatic.“. Really? Rich? Why mention that?
@ persistent cat and @ tupelohoney.
I am late to the conversation but I’d like to say that you are missing the point TOTALLY here. Ronson is a woman who choses to dress in a certain way. She is not at all an unattractive woman when you see pictures of her with make up and long hair. However she choses not to dress like that anymore.
The notion that she unattractive comes largely from her choice not to follow how women are expected to dress in the mainstream and her hipsterish get up. I believe pretty much thats why there is this hate on her. I mean Its not like anyone actually knows anything about her. Did you ever see her do an interview? Do a talk show?
And @hannah certainly has a point. If a succsessful guy (and ronson IS succsessful in her profession) gets with an attractive woman (kid rock anyone? donald trump?.. the list is endless…) no one bangs on about their looks constantly. Maybe hannah is wrong that its homophobic, but it is certainly has a flavor of misogyny which is distasteful
@Darren, yes, people do make fun of the ugly guys. Read other Christina posts, her husbands looks are often ridiculed. And I think her face is just flat out ugly, it’s not because her style is “different.” But looks are subjective, what I find attractive, you might not. Look at the Hot Guy Friday threads and you’ll see lots of women liking one man and others unable to figure out what the others see in them.
Keeping her posted?!
Worst. Mother. Ever.
@Darren: YOU’RE missing the point. Who said anything about how Sam is dressed? She looks like a sickly junkie. Look at the circles under her eyes … the sallow skin … I don’t find junkies attractive. Even RICH junkies… whatever their gender. It’s not misogyny to say she is unattractive. If I say a MALE junkie is ugly, is that misogynistic? Misogyny is a HATRED of women. You’re clearly confused.