The National Enquirer has a report that I think will amuse many of us. According to their sources, Rielle Hunter is “cheating” on her lover, former senator John Edwards. They don’t really say who Rielle is boning, only that she’s traveled to Hollywood to “try to look up some famous former boyfriends.” Like Matt LeBlanc?!? And JOHN CUSACK? Bitch, hands off the Cusack. LaBlanc you can have though, if you want him.
In a shocking new twist to the biggest political scandal in recent history, RIELLE HUNTER is being unfaithful to JOHN EDWARDS, the father of their love child.
The ENQUIRER has learned that the disgraced presidential candidate and his 46-year-old mistress had a major blowout after she traveled to Hollywood recently and tried to look up some famous former boyfriends.
The ex-videographer tried to reach out to Friends hunk Matt LeBlanc and Gross Pointe Blank star John Cusack, an insider told The ENQUIRER.
“Rielle decided to contact her old flames.”
The star-chaser boasted to a pal that “if she can’t marry John Edwards, then marrying a famous actor is high up in those dreams of hers!”
Although Rielle struck out, it wasn’t from lack of trying, sources say. She’s even telling friends that she wants to rekindle an old romance with Matt LeBlanc. But some sources think that by pursuing anything with these actors, Rielle is cheating on Edwards.
As for John Cusack, Rielle couldn’t find him either when she went to LA. But she continues to brag that she and Cusack dated years ago, after being introduced by a friend.
[From The National Enquirer]
How does this play into people’s sense of instant karma? Yes, it makes me incredibly happy to think that John Edwards’ lover/mistress/girlfriend is screwing around on him. By where is Rielle’s instant karma? Will she pay in the end? Or do delusional hoes never “get theirs” in the end?
Also: The Enquirer claims Rielle also dated Jeff Goldblum and Kiefer Sutherland. Bitch got around. And not all of it was bad. What is it with men and delusional hoes?
who gives a fig about this headband wearing skank?
I would think that any and all of those men could snag someone way more relevant (and attractive, famous, etc…) and LESS delusional than this trick.
give it up honey, you’re lucky that Edwards still wants you.
???????? Why would any of those actors have wanted to date her? I don’t get it.
This skank is radioactive. She’s an aging nutjob with a small child, living off another man’s money, and she decides to go off to nail a movie star. Yeah, that’ll work. Celebrities all want to be seen with her.
I guess Edwards will have to keep supporting her financially no matter what she does, so she decided to go for something better than an aging ex-presidential candidate has-been liar who cheated on his wife while she had terminal cancer but won’t marry his baby mama.
Shoot them both into the sun.
Kiefer??? Say it ain’t so!
I didn’t know Edwards and this ho were still together? I thought they were done??
And that proves my point that most men will screw anything
Of course she’s going after famous actors. Edwards is washed up and no matter how many millions he has, she could blow through that in no time. She’s going for someone who can keep the money coming in so she can keep spending it.
I thought Edwards was also seeing other women.
How this woman can get men so easily surprises me. She isn’t exactly a beauty. She must be extremely charming…
This must be the theme of the day.
Or maybe she’s casting her net to try to catch some other guy because Edwards won’t see her since she outed him at the Beverly Hilton. (At least his friends say he doesn’t see her now.)
By the way, what’s wrong with her face? Too much botox? Plastic surgery gone bad? She should be nice to Johnny and maybe he sue the doctor for malpractice!
Oh no she dated jOhn Cusack. Uggh…
Haha! This makes me laugh…except for the Cusack part…I agree, Kaiser, “hands off the Cusack!” And here’s what I think about her karma…I’ve known so many a**holes who think of no one but themselves, and always seem to get what they want. It drives me crazy, but here’s my theory…if it’s true that we get what we think about, and all they ever think about is themselves, then it never seems to fail they get what want without getting their “karma”. Lord knows I hope it’s not true, I do honestly believe what comes around goes around. Here’s to hoping she’ll get hers someday. I agree that it’s hilarious she’s now cheating on him though.
I didn’t think they were together anymore, either. I bet he screws lots of women.
I would like to, but do not, believe in karma.
I didnt think they were together either.
KARMA.IS.A.BITCH.
She’s gotta be one of those people who are much better looking in person than in photos.
If you saw her interview with Oprah, it was pretty clear “Johnny” hadn’t seen her and doesn’t want her. So she’s not screwing around on him, she’s just doing her usual whoring around. Nuttin new, move along.
Wow! She must have boned Keifer during his drunk days. How the hell could a man who dated Julia Roberts in her prime bang this used up ho?
And I’m with you re: John Cusack. Give her $2 to stop stalking him 😉
I doubt Edwards cares who she’s hooking up with since he’s hooking up with coeds. (See pix: http://markmaynard.com/?p=10662)
The funny part is that she’s using his money to jet off to chase these famous men. He may not mind too much since it keeps her away from him and that must be priceless!
Edwards probably doesn’t care who she is hooking up with since he’s hooking up with college coeds. (See pix: http://markmaynard.com/?p=10662)
The funny part is that she’s using his money to jet off to chase these men. He may not mind too much since it keeps her away from him and that must be priceless!
I also thought they were not together. She pretty much said they weren’t during her Oprah interview and just kept talking about how they “would be” together. Maybe she woke up to reality and realized he isn’t going to be with her.
Not Jeff Goldblum.
If she got near Vincent D’Onofrio I’m going to cut the bitch.
I’m baffled by this story. Who cares about this woman? I don’t even believe that John Edwards is still seeing her, and until there’s confirmation from John Cusack, Kiefer Sutherland and Matt LeBlanc that they’ve even met that (undisputably unattractive) woman I won’t believe that she “dated” any of them; and a one night stand with a drunk-out-of-his-mind Kiefer Sutherland does not count as “dated”.
harg!
she must have a special hidden talent…
You can’t “cheat” on someone your NOT WITH! Edwards dumped this trick the minute the press got wind of the affair. Like many posters who watched the Oprah interview, she herself said they ARE NOT currently together, but they will be. Yeah, I’ll hold my breath. Edwards’ people say he doesn’t see her, only the baby. And thats done through a nanny. There have been zero pictures of them together, so until then, I’ll just believe the above.
I’ve heard it was Jon Hamm. Sorry. 🙁
Edwards is depressed and hangs out at college bars in the Chapel Hill area, picking up any woman who’ll have him. Maybe once a year or so he stops by Rielle’s for a booty call, but they are certainly not “together.” And, getting nailed by a drunk celeb in a restaurant bathroom doesn’t count as “dating an actor.”
Yeah, in the interview she talked about how she would love him unconditionally forever. He lost his family, career, friends and dignity for her and she goes looking for her rich, famous old flames.
I feel sorry for any man who ends up with her.
sooo now she is trying to force John to marry her..
lord, I wish she’d fall off the face of the earth–her face is horrible and old looking and her hair looks like hay, stiff and brittle..
no one wants her John, trust…with her smug behind.
@JM: Haha! $2.00!!
Can’t be said often enough: if they cheat WITH YOU they will cheat ON YOU.
Oh hi there, Leann Rimes…
She looks washed up to me. Old BF’s run. Digging for more!
The MISTRESS is having an AFFAIR?!?! Say it isn’t so!
Shocking.
I wish the National Enquirer would bring us the photos of this nitwit with her real boyfriend—a framed photo of SATAN….with candy heart kisses super glued all over it.
LOSER. (Will someone again remind me why we don’t have enforced sterilization for women. Oh yeah, ’cause I’m a feminist. Can I give up my fem card to beat this one up. Yep. LOL)
She must be one smooth talker. Guys have such big egos that if you stroke it enough they will sleep with anybody.
Karma only works on people with a conscience.
She really pulls her mouth stupidly when she says “oh now” – looks like a baby bird wanting food. Close your mouth dammit!
How is this person attractive to anyone?