I don’t mean to be snotty about this (despite the fact that I am still quite full of literal snot with this cold that will not die), but I TOLD YOU SO. Brooke Mueller claimed last week (or the week before) that she was “sober” and “healthy”. This was despite looking like she was back on the pipe – and then some – for months, plus hanging out with Paris Hilton constantly (for a new reality show they’re filming). And now Us Weekly reports that Brooke has checked into a “sober living facility” in LA. Brooke has already done the rehab in-and-out thing most of the year – for God knows how many addictions. Crack, alcohol, coke, anything goes. Those poor babies.

Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s soon-to-be ex-wife, checked into a sober living facility in L.A. on Friday, a source confirmed to UsMagazine.com.

Mueller, 32, who has done stints in rehab for various addictions, “checked in just for a couple weeks to keep her sobriety,” the source explains. The mother to Sheen’s twin sons Bob and Max, 20 months, was “starting to feeling tempted,” the insider told Us.

Her friend Kathy Hilton — who is shooting an Oxygen reality show with Mueller and her daughter Paris Hilton — tells Us, “Brooke is fine and taking preventative measures.” Hilton added that the development “won’t affect the show,” and that she is “very proud” of her pal.

Last Saturday, Mueller shot down a false report that she had checked into rehab over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend after a wild night of partying. “The story is ridiculous,” she told Us. “I am happy and healthy.”

She and Sheen, 45, wed in May 2008, and famously got into a violent fight last Christmas in which the Two and a Half Men actor reportedly threatened her with a knife. They both filed for divorce Nov. 1.

[From Us Weekly]

Wait… she went into a sober house because she was feeling “tempted”? Yeah, right. She’s been blitzed out of her skull at events for months – just look at these photos. Oddly enough, I used these exact photos for the post on Brooke claiming to be “sober”. Here’s why I’m not really sympathetic towards Brooke: first of all, she’s still lying. She’s lying to us, and to herself, if she thinks we’re buying the whole “she checked herself into a sober house because she was tempted” thing. Secondly, I’m not sympathetic to any former or current user (who happens to be a mother of two small sons) who willfully hangs out with a parasitic user and abuser like Paris Hilton. Thirdly, I don’t have sympathy for Brooke because it’s pretty clear she doesn’t take her sobriety seriously, so why should I? She never checks into a rehab facility that will actually make her stop using, she just checks into places that are like spas, where she can check herself out as soon as she needs a fix. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of WENN.