What would you do if Lady Gaga came into your store dressed like this? Are we going to have to give her a special name, like Raccoon McPantless? Perhaps… Granny McPantless? These photos are from Tuesday, just hours before Gaga performed in Paris (a rescheduled concert, because of the terrible weather Europe is having). Gaga went shopping in fishnets, boots, a leather jacket, and little else. There’s something on her crotch – like, nude-colored panties, on top of her fishnets. So technically Granny McPantless isn’t flashing anything that, say, Miley Cyrus has flashed recently.

Lainey says that Gaga’s ass isn’t as “juicy” as it once was – I have to concur. Remember those old photos of Gaga, before she was famous? When she was just a “go-go dancer” her ass was great – now it looks rather deflated. If Gaga losing too much weight? Is it just the stress of constant touring and always being in the public eye?

Also – you know that Gaga’s album drops next month, right? Ugh. It’s going to be wall-to-wall Gaga interviews from here on out, I fear. Prepare yourselves.

Photos courtesy of Fame.