I sent out the high alert yesterday – Lindsay Lohan is back on the streets, stealin’ yo’ Gandhi quotes and clippin’ babies. You were warned. I’m surprised California hasn’t shut down already. Anyway, as was previously reported, Lindsay did not return to her West Hollywood crack den, the site of so many hustles and sleepless crack nights (and God knows what else). Instead, Lindsay moved directly into her new digs in Venice Beach. TMZ has photos here – the rental is a “3,100 sq. foot place in Venice, CA for just under $7,100 a month — and it comes with 4 bedrooms, 4 toilets and an awesome view.” But that’s not all the property offers – Stalker Lindsay also moved in next to Samantha Ronson. Oh, this is going to get GOOD.

Lindsay Lohan may be moving to a new pad — but she’s not leaving her old friends behind!

The starlet, who finished her 90-day rehab stint at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California on Monday, is leaving her old West Hollywood apartment behind for a new four-bedroom beach house in Venice, California right next door to ex girlfriend Sam Ronson!

Unfortunately for Lohan, 24, her former paramour is none too pleased with her new neighbor.

When Lohan’s dad, Michael, was moving things into her new place, “Samantha walked out of the building next door,” a source tells UsMagazine.com. “She was shaking her head and looking disgusted. She kept saying, ‘I didn’t plan it this way.'”

And while Lohan Tweeted an inspirational quote from Gandhi on New Year’s Day, writing “Today is the first day of the rest of my life,” her ex is far less thrilled with the fresh start.

When photographers asked the DJ if she had any New Year’s resolutions, she replied simply, “No. I’m too pissed off right now.”

[From Us Weekly]

That is incredible. I know exactly what happened. In Lindsay’s drug-damaged mind, she thought to herself, “I’ll move right beside Samantha! She’ll be so happy to be so close to me! But I won’t tell her, I want it to be a surprise.” This isn’t even the first time that’s happened! Lindsay used to rent a house down the street from Samantha’s rental too – I think that was back in 2009, and that was when Lindsay’s crack tweeting was a daily occurrence. Poor Samantha. Well… not really. That’s what you get, Sam, for playing in the land of misfit vaginas, for dating girls with extreme emotional issues. You’d think Sam would have learned her lesson, but chances are that Christina Aguilera is going to moving in to the other property next to Sam shortly.

Oh, but Radar reports that Lindsay didn’t immediately move into the beach house yesterday – apparently, she stayed at a hotel. And not the Chateau Marmont either. Progress! So Sam still has time to move all of her crap out in the middle of the night. Get on it, Sam.

Photos courtesy of WENN.