Scrolldown warning: There are photos of Michelle McGee working a pole that are technically SFW but hard to forget. They’re helpful diet aids, though.
Because even cockroaches aren’t immune to heavy clouds of toxic chemicals, Charlie Sheen has been felled on the set of Two and a Half Men with an “ear infection” brought on by several days of drunken debauchery with porn stars, tequila and crack. Charlie went back to work on set after his massive, well documented blowout in Vegas and had to stop “acting” the very next day when his “ear infection” made it impossible for him. According to TMZ’s “sources”/Charlie’s publicist, it really is an ear infection and not just some massive gob of lube stuck in there. Maybe his eardrum has an STD. It’s too easy with Charlie.
UPDATE: Sources tell us Charlie will be on the set Thursday for rehearsals, and Friday’s taping will go as scheduled. As for the ear infection, we’re told he had it in Vegas and should never have gotten on a plane because it made it a lot worse. Charlie didn’t leave the house today. The doc made a house call.
A lot of people have contacted us scoffing at the official story that Charlie Sheen didn’t make it to the set of “Two and a Half Men” today because of an ear infection … but it’s really true.
TMZ has confirmed … a doctor from Warner Bros. is with Charlie and he really does have what we’re told is a “serious, ongoing ear problem.”
The Warner Bros. doctor got in the act because the insurance policy covering the show requires it.
Charlie has gone to his own doctor for the problem, but it’s legit.
[From TMZ]
So many people have to hustle and lie for Charlie that somethings got to give soon. How much did Charlie’s “ear infection” after his bender cost CBS? There are so many people who have to sit around and wait for him that it’s probably in the seven figures, just for one day.
Photos are from 6/7/10 and 10/28/10. Credit: Fame Pictures
Please forgive me for posting these photos. They should have been in the Charlie Sheen post yesterday and I almost can’t help myself.
@CB
I don’t consider myself a prude, but that’s as close to a cyber “scratch and sniff” as I want to get.
I hate CBS for perpetually rewarding this pig.
Um…beachfront property in Arizona, anyone?
@ CB – LMAO @ “Maybe his eardrum has an STD.” … &…yes, I’m sorry you posted those pictures, too. I’m just glad I haven’t had my breakfast yet. 😉
Ugh…is this guy insurable? I just don’t get why he’s still drawing a paycheck.
If this is true, then he must have an ear in his crotch.
Ewwww. Why would Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock with that?!
Just think, these hookers that Charlie hangs around with weren’t even born when he was doing this crap in the 80’s. He’s old enough to be their father. Hell, he probably is!
i believe this about charlie because there’s only ONE THING good about charlie sheen and that’s his professionalism when it comes to his job. Everyone can attest to that, too. no matter what goes on in his personal life, he has shown up for work and been a professional.
Holy shit. I totally didn’t think the pictures were going to be as bad as you said they were. And then they were so. much. worse.
Can I trust you’ll help me with my therapy co-pay? 🙂
Gives me shivers to visualize how that infection got there…ewww
Does he have ear clap?
I agree with Marjalane.
Over paid rich boy, feel sorry for his kids.
I am still quite sleepy this morning, so the pictures didn’t phase me too terribly bad… however I bet later on this afternoon I will be screaming in horror because of them.
Won’t that make my trip to the grocery store quite interesting.
…Is she posing with a ‘Barney the dinosaur’ version of genitalia? I thought the one on the left was “ET (from the movie)” before stopping to really look at it…
I’m not defending Charlie, but my ears popped on a plane once & didn’t pop back for 2 weeks. That was some miserable times.
Taylor Momsen should get some pointers from Bombshell McGee on how to truly dress like a wannabe rocker slut.
I like tattoos and have some myself, but why would any woman want to tattoo their entire neck? It looks horrible.
This may sound bad but part of me wants this to blow up in CBS’s face.
do know what often gives you ear infections? coke binges. seriously.
Bleach can’t take the itch off of me I have now..Going to find some battery acid.
@December – Yeah, I’ve never thought that look was attractive at all. Especially when the tattoos are all so different in style, size & coloration..It comes out looking like grafitti that’s been layered over & over for years.
I guess it’s my slight artistic OCD that makes me unable to stand a lack of ‘balance’ & ‘unity’ when one has more than one tattoo. That doesn’t mean they all have to look alike, but they should compliment each other, or at least not clash.
I think Tina Fey best described Bombshell McGees body she said it looks like “… a dirtbags binder from 8th grade metal shop”
How are the pictures a helpful diet aid? If that’s fat, then I need to et my stomach stapled apparently.
Good grief, I hope Sandra Bullock’s health was unaffected by that marriage. Ugh.
Lol @ the_porscha, at least CB warns us. Kaiser just throws up hideous pictures with no warning! Like the Lindsay Lohan one with the lips, or the shirtless Mel Gibson…*shudder*
@Javagirl
Yeah, but how many of us didn’t immediately scroll down to the pic to see what we were being warned about.
@ Heather – LOL!! I think it may be because they make most people want to vomit, therefore, you don’t keep anything down = diet aid. Just a guess…
Heather,
I think the ‘diet aid’ part is refering to the giant penis/boob alien looking things she is posing with, not her fitness.
EWWWW… Ear clap/infection by unknown unnamed bacteria from the genitals of hookers..
So Gross.
a weekend of Vegas STD soup, no thanks.
that chick looks like she nds to be scrubbed w/an SOS pad and bleach..
trash!
she should run away w/the circus!
To quote Cheech and Chong: “Earache, my eye!”
posing with giant inflatable balls? that’s klassy. and charlie looks like a demented 80 year old who squeezes the nurse’s asses at the old folks home.
I don’t think it’s an ear infection. Ugh, these 2 are so gross! My skin started crawling when I saw pictures of her! Not looking at them anymore!
haha- now I reeeallly want to google ear STDs to see if it’s possible. But I’m afraid of my boss seeing something like that and (rightly so) assuming it’s for personal use!
Hey, maybe we can get those Westboro Baptist freaks who like to protest to go to CBS and get Sheen fired. No, that won’t work…..it would only make them love his junky ass more.
I love tattoos, but you can’t even tell where her skin ends and her clothes begin. And the neck/boob one is killing me. She’s so ugh.
ETA: LOL @ Tina Fey’s description! That’s pretty much it in a nutshell!
@Rita
That was some funny stuff right there.:-)
Gawd, I can’t even imagine how many showers Sandra took after that mess turned up. Hope she got tested. Sheesh. I’m feeling all crabby and whatnot. And that’s not a mood thing.
That’s what you get for stashing your coke in your ears. Or maybe his nose was out of room and he was desperate to get more in…
Is it just me, or is Charlie Sheen starting to resemble Hugh Hefner? (& Not just in the fact that he’s probably had every STD known to man, twice, throughout his life.)
As long as it makes money they’ll look the other way and let Charlie do what Charlie does.
More like an ear infucktion!!!!
Actually, a lot of my friends are/were cokeheads and they REALLY DO get ear infections A LOT.
It’s quite easy to get a sinus infection from blow, and then have the bacteria travel into the rest of your body ( ever hear of an ear/nose/throat infection?)
So yes, I do believe Cokehead Charlie has a serious ear infection, especially considering his past behavior.