Is it weird that the first thing I noticed was Kim Kardashian‘s ugly lipstick? [Celebuzz]
Toddlers & Tiaras: SVU had a horrible eyebrow-waxing tragedy. [Gawker]
Alan Rickman wins every time. He‘s just magnificent. [LaineyGossip]
Dita Von Teese is totally too sexy for CSI. [A Socialite Life]
Amy Winehouse stars in a private performance of Crack Swan. [Dlisted]
Jake Gyllenhaal butches it up in a sleeveless tank top. [Pop Sugar]
When Oprah gets depressed, she eats a mountain of Mac & Cheese. [PopBytes]
Fantasia Barrino knew she was boning a married man – and here are the emails that prove it. [Bossip]
I hate that these photos make Lisbeth Salander look like a sex object. [Pajiba]
Vince Vaughn makes all of his exes feel like crap. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Alicia Silverstone is pregnant too. [ONTD]
The Degradation of Jennifer Aniston. [Agent Bedhead]
Zsa Zsa Gabor‘s leg is being amputated today. Sad. [PopEater]
Tiger Woods “obsessed” with Elin. Also obsessed with HoJo‘s waitresses. [LimeLife]
I was born a Virgo and I will die a Virgo, damn it. [Bitten and Bound]
Jennifer Love Hewitt is incapable of just sleeping with a guy, she has to give him a job too. [I’m Not Obsessed]
More Lindsay Lohan lip injection photos. [Yeeeah]
Looks like she’s ready for that second “accidental” sex tape. Awful!
I would like to hog-tie that mother, give her a reverse Brazilian with too hot wax and tell her where to stick the lollypop.
Yes, I am hostile about this.
And the fame-ho photos are predictibly skank.
Ummm… What in the name of “there’s something about Mary” is going on with the top of her head in that second pic?
What’s up with her eyes? She look glassy like she is on something….
I realize that the cord on that hideous bikini is covering part of her navel, but it looks like there’s hardly a belly button there. Did they seriously put that many layers of fake spray tan abs on that some how her navel blends into nothingness?
Wait @sapphire what exactly is a reverse Brazilian? Is that where you wax everything else on her body except her lady parts?
I think that would be completely justified. Then again, I kinda thought that same thing when I misread your comment & thought it was about Kim K. 🙂
Is she wearing PANTY HOSE on her torso?
Does she not see that she looks like a drag queen? Does she actually think she looks good?
I just don’t get this whole Kardashian thing.
She’s famous because she let a man literally take a piss on her? What is the world coming to?
I thought posing in a bathsuit in your bedroom/closet and then posting it for the world to see was only something teenagers who didn’t know better did.
It just bothers me that these are the people children are now looking up too.
What in the world has she done to her mouth.
Was she that jealous of the Lindsay Lohan duck pout? That she had to go out and buy herself one too??
And that tragic looking french manicure set of gel nails is not helping matters.
I will never understand the need of a pretty girl to screw with her face. Or shoving implants into her ass.
That Toddlers and Tiaras show needs to be taken off the air. DISGUSTING. and they need to ban “beauty pageants” for girls under 16. (there’s a link on the page that Celebitchy linked to with a video of a two year old in a Madonna-esque gold lame onesie that has a cone bra! Christ, these parents are so fucked up.)
and jeezum crow. LL lips are GROSS! The upper one looks like a caterpillar that’s about to burst.
oh, and KK looks like a Real Doll in that picture. she scares me.
This old trash bag is truly unattractive. How do people consider her a “great beauty??!!” She’s a walking / talking blow-up doll. Tweets non-stop about her trumped up life, sleeping with a different guy every week and acts like a whiny child when she’s with her siblings — in fact, they all act like kids!!
My god she looks like a drag queen in her makeup most of the time! She is SO much prettier without all the HORRIBLE makeup. Please somebody find out the name of her makeup artist stat. He needs to be fired!
@tak
The cord is not covering her naval. Its covering the inflation stem.
And what kind of world is it acceptable to wax a 5 year olds brows? Seriously.
EWWWW at her nails.
Rita, I love reading your comments!
She looks disgustingly plastic.
Oh look, it’s Kim K., how long has it been, two seconds?
Amy Winehouse stars in Crack Swan….lol!
and those don’t look fake, excuse me, yes they do
It looks like that suit has like panty hose material on it, probably to make her look skinny.
can’t wait till her and her family disappear!!!
Wow…just…wow. I can’t even begin to figure out which part of her looks the most fake–her mouth, her skin, her nails, her body. It’s so sad and gross. She really does look like a blow-up doll. Gross…
Kim is 30 years old, its time to cover the girls. It’s gross
OMG dead riot girl… Thats what I thought.. Totally something about Mary in that pic.
That girl is looking more and more like a praying mantis alien. **shivers**
Did she post this because she thought she looked good? This is all kinds of street-whore wrong. Ryan Seacrest is going to pay for his promotion of this hideous family some day.
So…her did the “flu” go from her lips to her boobs? Or is it an optical illusion?
Brillo pad – check. Bleach – check. Heading for an extensive eyewash…
This picture says to me:
1) HEY LOOK I HAVE A HEART NECKLACE LIKE LINDSAY!!!!!
2) Maybe if I wear this slutty top I’ll get some tabloid items debating on whether my boobs are real?!
she is too self absorbed to be sexy. no man, unless she is a beard, would put up with all of that maintenance long term.
Has KimK still got a cold?
Or why are her lips still so big?
Really, what’s her excuse this time around?
Plus the hooker nails, and everything else that makes her look like a professional streetwalker.
she’s TRYING to cover up and distract from her new lips, understandable.
Kim K is even wearing make-up on her stomach, only in the wrong color… look at all those light spots
I just don’t understand why she insists on looking like a drag queen. She doesn’t need all the makeup. She is freaking gorgeous. These pictures just scream Desperate famewhore. Sad…
Grow the F*ck up! Are you for real with this? Nice spider lashes & fake boobs. She looks seriously gross! Again, GROW up Kim. Did she steal that from COCO?
is everyone getting pregnant? now alicia silverstone and selma blair are preggers too.
Oh God thank you. I saw those pictures on another gossip site and the headline was calling her sexy. I can always count on Celebitchy to call it like it really is.
Kim is under the delusion that she’s extremely beautiful, and can wear anything and still look good.
And damn. Can’t wait to see the CSI episode with Dita.
A Overly Tan Fem-bot Alien.
She must have been really bored.
There is a side-by-side of Kourt and Kim on TMZ. Kim looks scary as hell, Kourtney looks stunning. And, I guess I’m the only one that loves that colour of lipstick.
Like the lion lady – she’s getting awfully close to not being attractive at all – and she’s how old???
“KK looks like a Real Doll in that picture. she scares me.”
@ praise st. angie: exactamundo.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake. Her boobs are horrible.
She looks like a porn star. She must really be desperate for attention.
Kim K. looks like a blow-up doll.
It’s like she is saying,”Look what you miss if you don’t follow me on twitter and boo$t my brand” She makes me sick with those balloons and I have big real ones,LOL.
WOW! Kim looks like complete shit. I know she is a total famewhore, but this is embarrassing…
She looks like a vacant blow up doll. Gross.
I thought the first pic of her was her wax museum figure. She looks waxy.
Amanda Lepore, is that you?
Gross. Looks like she’s advertising on the internet for paying customers.
she’s an idiot, she is really starting to beleive her hype!
she sent this out to her fans on her twitter, all the lil girls and their mothers that love her…sadsadsad!
her nails are damn gross and spooky.
THIS is all types of wrong–I think this is for her music video..
lord, it pains me to type that, smdh
What a mess! And not a hot one either, KK.
Why is nobody deeply disturbed and disgusted by that 5 year old girl getting her eyebrows waxed?! That child pageants are pure evil!!!Wrong, wrong, wrong!
sorry but she looks like a hooker!
She is a he right??? She has to be a man – look at that first picture!!! Thats a man!
Omg! I’m gonna have nightmares tonight about that horrible zombie with the puffed up boobies. 😮
So you are all saying you DONT want to sign up for the Kardashian Kredit Kards?
Geez Ladies. Pete and Repeat were commenting on a gossip blog.. lol
I counted four variations of the same insult on the tittyballs on this woman alone. Ick.
I must have OCD, because my eye went immediately to her right breast–not because of its fossilized girth or that one mottled spot, but because the seam on the right cup of the bikini is folded under a little.
Monk needs to get on the case, but I doubt he’d agree to be in the same room as a woman who’s been peed on.
Speaking of germs, are those nails really the best plan for someone who supposedly had a cold? Way to squirrel away some germs for later in the week, KK.
That is messed up echowhatsyourcate.
Messed up
I truly feel sorry for anyone that would find that look attractive including KimK. What is wrong with those girls? Their values are so skewed not to mention their appearance!!!
My first thought was blow up doll too! Lol
are her nipples pointing downwards?
My god, but KK is an irritating famewhore.
Why couldn’t she have left good enough alone? She has a gorgeous cover of this month’s Glamour magazine!! Spread was beautiful and classy, then this? Girl you just ruined your moment.
Is it me or are those a c-section- err- liposuction scars?
My question is, how many tarantulas gave their lives so their legs could be used as her eyelashes?
Holy bolt on tits Bat Man!
They look so stupid. I can’t see her anything else apart from those fake titties. YUCK!
Ok.. I’ve now back and looked at her face and her lips are very Pete Burns-esque. Eek!
love the color not a fan of the new and inflated lips
Lucy 2 LOL
Whores R Us is having a clearance sale.
This merchandise has reached it’s use by date (and used by everyone date). The fad is cresting like the Hilton family around the time even Paris’ mom had her own failing show.
“But I’m a brand” the blow up skank wails, “this whore bikini was caused by the flu” the skank whines as the end is nigh.
@ Bubbling (#51): I saw that and I was horrified! And this is the second time she had them waxed? OK first of all, it was bad enough that there was actually a first time, and one that was so badly handled (wax too hot and all), but to put her through it again? Selfish and completely inappropriate by the mother! I would never do anything like that to my child!
I am actually disturbed by her saggy nipples. They are not in the center of the breast but in the very bottom. That is weird.
I never see someone love there self so much
I’ve never seen someone love themselves so little.
Desperate
@heavenbound
I was thinking the same – those are really ugly positioned nipples to be shown in public. I bet she never thought about that when she did this picture. Also, the right breast is bigger than her left. She is trying to make her face look whiter by using the wrong foundation color for her skin. Look also, her face color is whiter than her forehead and of course the whole body. She is trying too much like Michael Jackson with her face – changing face color, changing her nose. It will come a day she will not recognize herself anymore. That is sad enough.
Kim K = repulsive oxygen thief.
anyone doubt she had her lips done now?
She looks plastic!!!
I’ve seen some photos of Kim leaving the gym with no make up on, and she has a lovely face. She is very young and all of this make up just makes her look a decade older than she is. She looks older than her pimp mom Kris. And I agree that wearing all of that make up makes her look like a ladyboy, but a good one. One that would fool Eddie Murphy.
Is it medically possible to die from embarrassment?
If so, I might need to see a doctor after these pics
I saw her on Kourtney and Kloe take Miami yesterday. From certain angles, with her new lips, she looks like Octomom. She used to be gorgeous before she started mutilating her face.
Why does she wears so much make up?
Who would like to kiss those lips or cheeks with all that stuff on?
Is she so ugly naturally that she has to cover her face every time she goes out?
My goodness…
She is DISGUSTING!!!!!
@ Aries_Mira Thank you very much!!! Now I know I’m not the only one disgusted!
Id like to see one person who commented post a picture of themself in a bikini. Come on all you naturally gorgeous and slender beauties!! Wait, whats that? Youre not beautiful or slender? Thats what I thought. Have a nice day crab cakes!
@bored you think KK is naturally slender HAHA it’s called lipo 🙂
@bored
KK gives so much material that it will be a waste to not comment the truth as it stands. Let’s say she can’t be a classy woman for a day. The photos at Glamour magazine are very beautifully taken by the photographer and she should in fact honor them for some time but she had to pose almost naked in here because she can’t resist being naked. This woman is meant for playboy magazines and porn and not for classy pictures. So the comments in here are seen in that regard and not discussed if she has a good body or not. So one one is jealous for a trashy woman.
There’s nothing beautiful about a drag queen and
not also does she have the she gel effect from There’s Something About Mary” but she’s got old Magda’s color
These people will do anything to get noticed despite the lack of talent. I don’t get why people idolize famewhores like her
ew!! kim k looks like a straight up hooker/prostitute, which is nothing new, cause that’s how she always look. Nasty Tramp
Sad – the scary thing is she herself really does think she is the sexiest thing ever. Vain cow
if her nipples where in a more anantomically correct position, you wouldn’t be able to cover them completely in that monokini.
Someone probably did load in her hand and she used it in her hair a la Something About Mary style.
That whole family makes me gag.
Her waist looks narrow from the camera angle’s perspective, good for her, I guess when she’s flipped around it’s a rather large highway, gross…whatever, her plastic is selling…p.s. it’s funny how the camera angle (top/dowm) evokes skinny/big boobs chick…welcome to America, ewww…
she looks like a grasshopper on a fugly lipstick
Her navel is like that from liposuction.
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She looks like a street walker. I don’t think she’s attractive.
I usually love Kim K., but here she looks like a victim of that movie “Invasion of the Booty Snatchers.”
Like lipstick on silicone. It’s not working.
She looks great with out makeup. Someone should tell her that.
Wow, I haven’t seen this much hating since…Jesus(Not comparing both though). She’s probably getting ready for a photo shoot which requires her to wear much makeup or else it won’t turn out well in the pictures. most of you are ugly and won’t find nothing Good to say until you hear she’s gone MC hammer broke and her family dies in a head on collision with oriental express. Haters!