Chelsea Handler is probably boning Andre Balazs now

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I always get Andre Balazs confused with Arpad Busson. They’re both rich European dudes who have dated celebrity women, and the only crossover (I think) is Uma Thurman. Arpad is the dude that knocked up Elle Macpherson – twice – and never married her. Andre is the dude who has been rumored to be dating… Courtney Love. Seriously. That’s a rumor that’s been going around. Andre and Courtney are friendly, and apparently she always stays at his hotels…? So if this little item is true, I think Courtney Love is going to try to give a beat down to Chelsea Handler. And that is a vodka-soaked bitchfight that I would love to see. Anyway, yes – Page Six claims that Chelsea Handler was snuggled up with Andre Balazs over the weekend. Gross.

While comedienne Chelsea Handler was expected to be at the side of rumored beau 50 Cent this weekend at the Sundance Film Festival, she cuddled up to suave hotelier Andre Balazs on Saturday night instead.

Handler and Balazs were spotted canoodling at the Florence + the Machine concert at the Bing Bar and perched on a banquette hip-to-hip at Tao at the Samsung Galaxy Lift. The two had their hands all over each other for hours.

The canooding continued at an after-party, and then the pair popped up at Tao, where Handler already started to grow possessive over Balazs, giving sharp looks at other women who made pleasantries with them. They left Tao at about 3 a.m. together.

“They looked very giddy,” said an onlooker. “At one point Chelsea put her arms around his torso and held him close. She then went around the barricade and he followed.”

The potty-mouth talk-show host had been linked to 50 Cent since the fall, despite the fact that both of them have denied that they are dating.

[From Page Six]

Some men just like trashy women. You’d think that if a dude has already dated Uma Thurman that his standards would be really high. But then Courtney Love happens, and from there, it’s an easy walk to Chelsea.

Also, did you enjoy the description of Chelsea as extremely possessive towards her new guy? She doesn’t even like when he TALKS to other women. Sure, this will last.

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  1. daisy says:

    HELLLOOOO WASHINGTONNNN!!! Hes smokin hot.

  2. Kaboom says:

    He looks a bit like a male porn star that has been put out to pasture.

  3. filthycute says:

    My mouth is watering for him.

    Handler is disgusting…ugly inside and out.

  4. womanfromthenorth says:

    But then Courtney Love happens, and from there, it’s an easy walk to Chelsea.

    LOL

    I really use to like Chelsea untill the whole Jen’s best friend I hate Angie thing.

  5. brin says:

    That would be an awesome bitchfight…I wouldn’t even care who won (but I’d hope that Courtney would give Chelsea a fat lip so she would shut up for a while).

  6. emine says:

    I second you on that daisy

  7. Nancy says:

    She’s got such a manish face.

  8. jrt says:

    her teeth……ugg

  9. jrt says:

    and whats with that vein in her head in the first photo……….. eww

  10. jrt says:

    people actually buy with their own money books that she writes?? I thought only the library/government would buy her work.

  11. Quest says:

    Once you had Courtney Love it is all a down hill race from there (Chelsea)

  12. Jess says:

    He seems like he may be a mimbo, but he is so hot!

  13. jrt says:

    he is prettier than she is…..thats never good

  14. Roxanne75 says:

    @Kaboom! HAHAHAHA, I needed that laugh

  15. JenJen says:

    He looks good, he should stay in Europe if these are these woman he picks here.

  16. wunderkindt says:

    Chelsea should stick with 50 instead.

  17. carrie says:

    he loves blond women and he looks manly

  18. photo jojo says:

    What is going ON with her face?

  19. Maud says:

    I think Courtney Love is over here in England trying to land an earl or a duke. She’s been reported by the Daily Mail to be holed up in some aristocrat’s country house, wearing Barbour and wellies.

  20. Lisa says:

    Actually, CH is not as much of a trainwreck as CL. CH is an upgrade from CH. Who knows maybe he’s slowly upgrading from trashy to less trashy to…

  21. hstl1 says:

    He is hot. He will dump that pseudo-tranny trash very quickly.

  22. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I always imagine that she smells like yesterday’s deodorant that isn’t doing the job today.

  23. becky says:

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    why would he want her? this cannot be.

  24. Matt says:

    He is a hot piece. I can’t figure out why she always gets hot men – she has a complete horseface.

  25. Lonnie says:

    He either a drug head like love and chelsea, gay, or a woman beater because from uma to these two gtfoh, i say all of the above

  26. telesma says:

    I’m sorry, but I still cannot believe that this woman is 5 years younger than me. Does being a drunken whore make you age at light speed or something?

  27. Linda says:

    He scares me.

  28. Ruffian9 says:

    “He looks a bit like a male porn star that has been put out to pasture. ”

    THANK YOU.

    He’s gross

  29. Marjalane says:

    Besides the fact that Chelsea is a huge bitch on wheels, I can’t handle women who have the penis vein thing on their forehead….it’s so distracting.

  30. gee_gee says:

    I prefer Courtney.

  31. testington says:

    wow he has epically shitty taste in women, good looking, rich…why screw around with Chelsea or Courtney?

  32. Kiska says:

    Chelsey sure gets around. *cough cough*

  33. Maritza says:

    He is very attractive although I think he is player, Chelsea is just for his entertainment.

  34. punta gorda says:

    aren’t her fifteen minutes up yet? could someone check the clock…

  35. lrm says:

    Guys-okay, one more time…the forehead vein is botox related. Angie has it-many other regular toxers have it. probably depends on how often and how much you have…plus those bright lights on celebs.

    think about it: If botox numbs the area, the circulatory system will receive a panic message from the brain, and will work overtime to get blood flowing to the area…it’s like the area is in a perpetual repair mode, as the body tries to deal with this foreign invader…since, you know, your circulatory system doesn’t actually know that it’s just a little botox and it’s temporary….

  36. CB Rawks says:

    His teeth look like a single strip of plastic. Maybe he’s about to play a sport?

  37. Trippin says:

    What’s with the umbrella? He looks kinky.

  38. MissBop says:

    I thought Andre was dating Katherine Keating? Shes the 28 yr old daughter of an ex-prime minister of Australia who now works in the US as a political lobbyist. The Australian papers had a big article about the age difference and them dating only a week or two ago!

  39. Hakura says:

    …That guy looks waaaay too much like a ‘game show host’ with the tan skin & glow in the dark teeth o.O Not drawing me in.

    And hearing about Chelsea ‘snuggled up’ with anything other than a liquor bottle disgusts me.

  40. Megatrona says:

    Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure Uma Thurman dates Arpad not this dude

    I agree on the Coutney love thing, after that his standers went down to 2 criterias 1- has a hole
    2-is breathing

  41. jrt says:

    I would be afraid to be with any man that Courtney Love was with. She scares me!!

  42. The Bobster says:

    That first photo? Not flattering at all.

  43. Anti-icon says:

    It might not last, but it could be fun in the meantime. Dude’s hot.

  44. Robb7 says:

    Oink, oink — who cares about this pig?

  45. Lucianna says:

    Trying to let readers know that on
    Feb. 9, 2011, my daughters and I visited the
    Chelsea Lately taping and found the
    guards to be the most low-class, dumb and abusive
    IDIOTS who treat guests like cattle and/or criminals. Another woman and I were admonished as if we were criminals for admiring
    Chelsea’s Bentley which she announces
    to her viewers that she drives and
    which she parks in front of the studio for the world to see. Her guards felt that I and another
    woman were “looking at her car too much”,
    and told that this is against the “rules”. Give me a break! We were then harrassed, humiliated and embarrassed by a guard, who seems to have an IQ of 10, looks scary
    like he could be on parole, and hasn’t washed his black polyester pants in weeks,and informed that we were probably not going
    to be allowed in the taping, saying
    it was his “decision”, and he had issues
    with us. Well, this self-appointed dictator finally let us in telling us we would be “monitored the whole time.”
    How ugly!!!

    Once inside the studio, we observed that
    Chelsea herself is arrogant and not funny
    (all the laughter is induced by a human
    prompter telling audience when to laugh).
    Chelsea is rude, never making contact with
    the audience who made her rich, until she is booksigning,
    then walks off the set as if she couldn’t be bothered, without even looking back to her audience and acknowledging their presence.

    HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE TO BE
    HARASSED AND HUMILIATED BY GOON GUARDS
    AND TO ACTUALLY SEE CHELSEA IN PERSON.
    SHE IS NOT FUNNY AND IS MEAN, BITCY, RUDE AND LOW-CLASS. DRESSES WITH
    NO STYLE, PICKS HER NOSE DURING COMMERCIALS AND SEEMS TO THINK SHE IS
    A HIGHLY TALENTED GODDESS.

    I will never watch that show again and
    want it to be known that Chelsea is really what she tells the world she is:
    a mean, bitchy, bored and boring slut from New Jersey (her words, and she
    confirmed that for us in person),
    and to that I want to add uneducated and
    not funny or talented!!! Just lucky probably for having slept her way with to the top with studio top brass, I guess.

  46. ozbu says:

    Thanks so much! Lucianna for reporting what really happened at The Chelsea Lately taping. I thought this much.

    You are so right on with your observations. Chelsea is a total self centered, talentless sleazebag. Funny to her is rubbing someone’s testicles on a staff member’s sandwich and not telling them. Just a low class moron who slept her way into a cable talk show. Her career will implode.

    As she tries to grow mainstream the stream will dry up. Thanks for writing what it was like.