I always get Andre Balazs confused with Arpad Busson. They’re both rich European dudes who have dated celebrity women, and the only crossover (I think) is Uma Thurman. Arpad is the dude that knocked up Elle Macpherson – twice – and never married her. Andre is the dude who has been rumored to be dating… Courtney Love. Seriously. That’s a rumor that’s been going around. Andre and Courtney are friendly, and apparently she always stays at his hotels…? So if this little item is true, I think Courtney Love is going to try to give a beat down to Chelsea Handler. And that is a vodka-soaked bitchfight that I would love to see. Anyway, yes – Page Six claims that Chelsea Handler was snuggled up with Andre Balazs over the weekend. Gross.
While comedienne Chelsea Handler was expected to be at the side of rumored beau 50 Cent this weekend at the Sundance Film Festival, she cuddled up to suave hotelier Andre Balazs on Saturday night instead.
Handler and Balazs were spotted canoodling at the Florence + the Machine concert at the Bing Bar and perched on a banquette hip-to-hip at Tao at the Samsung Galaxy Lift. The two had their hands all over each other for hours.
The canooding continued at an after-party, and then the pair popped up at Tao, where Handler already started to grow possessive over Balazs, giving sharp looks at other women who made pleasantries with them. They left Tao at about 3 a.m. together.
“They looked very giddy,” said an onlooker. “At one point Chelsea put her arms around his torso and held him close. She then went around the barricade and he followed.”
The potty-mouth talk-show host had been linked to 50 Cent since the fall, despite the fact that both of them have denied that they are dating.
[From Page Six]
Some men just like trashy women. You’d think that if a dude has already dated Uma Thurman that his standards would be really high. But then Courtney Love happens, and from there, it’s an easy walk to Chelsea.
Also, did you enjoy the description of Chelsea as extremely possessive towards her new guy? She doesn’t even like when he TALKS to other women. Sure, this will last.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
HELLLOOOO WASHINGTONNNN!!! Hes smokin hot.
He looks a bit like a male porn star that has been put out to pasture.
My mouth is watering for him.
Handler is disgusting…ugly inside and out.
But then Courtney Love happens, and from there, it’s an easy walk to Chelsea.
LOL
I really use to like Chelsea untill the whole Jen’s best friend I hate Angie thing.
That would be an awesome bitchfight…I wouldn’t even care who won (but I’d hope that Courtney would give Chelsea a fat lip so she would shut up for a while).
I second you on that daisy
She’s got such a manish face.
her teeth……ugg
and whats with that vein in her head in the first photo……….. eww
people actually buy with their own money books that she writes?? I thought only the library/government would buy her work.
Once you had Courtney Love it is all a down hill race from there (Chelsea)
He seems like he may be a mimbo, but he is so hot!
he is prettier than she is…..thats never good
@Kaboom! HAHAHAHA, I needed that laugh
He looks good, he should stay in Europe if these are these woman he picks here.
Chelsea should stick with 50 instead.
he loves blond women and he looks manly
What is going ON with her face?
I think Courtney Love is over here in England trying to land an earl or a duke. She’s been reported by the Daily Mail to be holed up in some aristocrat’s country house, wearing Barbour and wellies.
Actually, CH is not as much of a trainwreck as CL. CH is an upgrade from CH. Who knows maybe he’s slowly upgrading from trashy to less trashy to…
He is hot. He will dump that pseudo-tranny trash very quickly.
I always imagine that she smells like yesterday’s deodorant that isn’t doing the job today.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
why would he want her? this cannot be.
He is a hot piece. I can’t figure out why she always gets hot men – she has a complete horseface.
He either a drug head like love and chelsea, gay, or a woman beater because from uma to these two gtfoh, i say all of the above
I’m sorry, but I still cannot believe that this woman is 5 years younger than me. Does being a drunken whore make you age at light speed or something?
He scares me.
“He looks a bit like a male porn star that has been put out to pasture. ”
THANK YOU.
He’s gross
Besides the fact that Chelsea is a huge bitch on wheels, I can’t handle women who have the penis vein thing on their forehead….it’s so distracting.
I prefer Courtney.
wow he has epically shitty taste in women, good looking, rich…why screw around with Chelsea or Courtney?
Chelsey sure gets around. *cough cough*
He is very attractive although I think he is player, Chelsea is just for his entertainment.
aren’t her fifteen minutes up yet? could someone check the clock…
Guys-okay, one more time…the forehead vein is botox related. Angie has it-many other regular toxers have it. probably depends on how often and how much you have…plus those bright lights on celebs.
think about it: If botox numbs the area, the circulatory system will receive a panic message from the brain, and will work overtime to get blood flowing to the area…it’s like the area is in a perpetual repair mode, as the body tries to deal with this foreign invader…since, you know, your circulatory system doesn’t actually know that it’s just a little botox and it’s temporary….
His teeth look like a single strip of plastic. Maybe he’s about to play a sport?
What’s with the umbrella? He looks kinky.
I thought Andre was dating Katherine Keating? Shes the 28 yr old daughter of an ex-prime minister of Australia who now works in the US as a political lobbyist. The Australian papers had a big article about the age difference and them dating only a week or two ago!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/katherine-keating-dining-with-a-list/story-e6frf96o-1225951022621
Andre and Katherine…must be over?
…That guy looks waaaay too much like a ‘game show host’ with the tan skin & glow in the dark teeth o.O Not drawing me in.
And hearing about Chelsea ‘snuggled up’ with anything other than a liquor bottle disgusts me.
Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure Uma Thurman dates Arpad not this dude
I agree on the Coutney love thing, after that his standers went down to 2 criterias 1- has a hole
2-is breathing
I would be afraid to be with any man that Courtney Love was with. She scares me!!
That first photo? Not flattering at all.
It might not last, but it could be fun in the meantime. Dude’s hot.
Oink, oink — who cares about this pig?
Trying to let readers know that on
Feb. 9, 2011, my daughters and I visited the
Chelsea Lately taping and found the
guards to be the most low-class, dumb and abusive
IDIOTS who treat guests like cattle and/or criminals. Another woman and I were admonished as if we were criminals for admiring
Chelsea’s Bentley which she announces
to her viewers that she drives and
which she parks in front of the studio for the world to see. Her guards felt that I and another
woman were “looking at her car too much”,
and told that this is against the “rules”. Give me a break! We were then harrassed, humiliated and embarrassed by a guard, who seems to have an IQ of 10, looks scary
like he could be on parole, and hasn’t washed his black polyester pants in weeks,and informed that we were probably not going
to be allowed in the taping, saying
it was his “decision”, and he had issues
with us. Well, this self-appointed dictator finally let us in telling us we would be “monitored the whole time.”
How ugly!!!
Once inside the studio, we observed that
Chelsea herself is arrogant and not funny
(all the laughter is induced by a human
prompter telling audience when to laugh).
Chelsea is rude, never making contact with
the audience who made her rich, until she is booksigning,
then walks off the set as if she couldn’t be bothered, without even looking back to her audience and acknowledging their presence.
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE TO BE
HARASSED AND HUMILIATED BY GOON GUARDS
AND TO ACTUALLY SEE CHELSEA IN PERSON.
SHE IS NOT FUNNY AND IS MEAN, BITCY, RUDE AND LOW-CLASS. DRESSES WITH
NO STYLE, PICKS HER NOSE DURING COMMERCIALS AND SEEMS TO THINK SHE IS
A HIGHLY TALENTED GODDESS.
I will never watch that show again and
want it to be known that Chelsea is really what she tells the world she is:
a mean, bitchy, bored and boring slut from New Jersey (her words, and she
confirmed that for us in person),
and to that I want to add uneducated and
not funny or talented!!! Just lucky probably for having slept her way with to the top with studio top brass, I guess.
Thanks so much! Lucianna for reporting what really happened at The Chelsea Lately taping. I thought this much.
You are so right on with your observations. Chelsea is a total self centered, talentless sleazebag. Funny to her is rubbing someone’s testicles on a staff member’s sandwich and not telling them. Just a low class moron who slept her way into a cable talk show. Her career will implode.
As she tries to grow mainstream the stream will dry up. Thanks for writing what it was like.