For some reason, Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were a couple for a few months. Don’t ask me when or why or how it started, because I don’t really care enough to look it up. Something happened, and all of a sudden Chelsea was making news, blah, blah. I wouldn’t consider 50 Cent a man of standards, but even I thought he probably could have found some better, even if it was just a PR relationship between famewhores. Anyway, earlier this week, Page Six (and other outlets) reported that Chelsea was snuggled up with Andre Balazs, best known as a hotelier who dated Uma Thurman and Courtney Love (allegedly). So… now we get to hear about how Chelsea and 50 Cent broke up:
Comedian, TV host…man-eater? A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that Chelsea Handler dumped 50 Cent just before the holidays, leaving the 35-year-old rapper “heartbroken.”
Determined to win her back, 50 Cent — who was first spotted canoodling with the Chelsea Lately host in October — “spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back. She put a note on one that said, ‘I can buy my own gifts.'”
Though both Handler, 35, and 50 Cent recently attended the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, a reconciliation was the last thing on the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang author’s mind.
According to an eyewitness, Handler had already set her sights on Uma Thurman’s ex, hotelier Andre Balazs, 54. “They snuck kisses” at Bing Bar on January 22, the source says of the two. Handler and Balazs were later spotted partying at Tao before leaving together at 2:30 a.m.
“Chelsea and Andre are dating,” a Handler pal confirms to Us. “He’s exactly her type.”
[From Us Weekly]
Eh, sure. Do I think Chelsea dumped 50? Sure, why not? I’ll also buy that 50 was trying to fancy up his girl with some pretty things. Of course, he was probably sending junk to lots of girls. And 50 will probably be nursing his broken soul in the arms of random girls for the next year, trying to get over the heartbreak of being dumped by Chelsea Handler. Don’t feel bad, 50! One of the last guy she dumped was her boss, right after he got her a big four-year contract. At least 50 didn’t have a four-year contract on that ass.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
How. Just… how.
More to the point, WHY?!
This has to go down (pardon the expression) as the weirdest hook-up/dumping ever!!!!
he has his money to console him.
I doubt 50 is heartbroken, he has already forgotten her name.
Ok… 50 is all heartbroken and shedding nickles and dimes over her…boo hoo…Girl you were the one that was dumped, like a heavy load before the pepto-bismol.
I believe the bedroom twitter picture is really Mike Tyson with LeAnn Rimes.
She’s ugly
This ‘relationship’ with 50 lasted like 8 seconds and that was her longest relationship ever
GOOD FOR HER Hahahha
@Rita…I believe you are right…lol!
HE CANT HAVE A HEART TO WRAP UP IN BED WITH THAT DOG IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO WHAT HEART IS BROKEN??? PLEASE WHEN TWO DOGS LIE TOGETHER ALL THEY ARE DOING IS SWAPPING FLEES.
From what I’ve read, both Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are now available; Maybe they could all swap. That’d be fun.
Sorry, but 50 was too good for her.
He can laugh all the way to the bank, while she waits for her 15min to be over. Tick, tock Chelsea!
The pic was all a redesh blur for him, so he didn’t actual see her clearly or his dong would deflate. It was like placing a paper bag over her head to bonk her just for the heck of it caus’ it’s his birthday. LMFAO
LOL That’s funny. 50 Cent brokenhearted over HER. Not. No way.
I thought they weren’t really dating? Just a publicity stunt?
If she is being that nasty, sounds like it never was much of a friendship.
They look alike as in RELATED like Angelina Jolie and Justin Bieber. I doubt that they were really dating.
@Naturegirl: You want to hit that Caps Lock key one more time?
RITA (#6) ROFL!!!!
Let’s 50 cent you can have Ciara or Chelsea. Hard choice GMAB
They need more people for a clean up on aisle 5 in the candy shop. Somebody dropped a jar of bs and its stinking up this story.
Used to love her. Now, meh. Used to dance to a few of his songs. Now, meh (unless its mybirthday and Barcardi’s around:-). Them together, apart, publicity stuntin’ or Audemar shopping? Meh, at best. Together, they should be able to get me from meh to “hmmm” **lifting left eyebrow**. Instead, they need more people. (I wonder if Chuy’s publicist is available?)
What do men see in her? 35?she looks 45!
She makes nasty cracks about her ex’s then later says their still good friends. She doesn’t want to be viewed as a bitchy jealous ex (Even though she behaves that way).
50 probably probably got it on with someone else so Chelsea beat him to the punch with the dumping.
“She put a note on one that said, ‘I can buy my own gifts.’”
Good point. I often wonder why celebrity women, who are rich in their own right, need to get with cashed up guys, particularly when the guys are old and ugly.
I was perplexed at the 50/this chick hook up too. But Andre Balasz? He’s so… HOT. And she’s so… NOT.
EDIT: so… NOT AT ALL. (lol)
@Kaiser:
“One of the last guy she dumped was her boss, right after he got her a big four-year contract.”
You forgot to mention that that ex was also married (with kids?).
Yeah she’s a real prize. 🙄
when i see the pic of them in bed together, i wonder who took the pic cecause both their hands are occupied.