As you may remember, I used to love Christina Hendricks. I think she’s super-cool and really pretty and that her outstanding work on Mad Men is often overlooked in favor of the universal attention her curvy figure gets. But my crush on Christina is kind of waning. Too many bad photoshoots, too many bad choices on the red carpet, and the idea that her bountiful rack might not be all-natural… well, I’ve fallen out of love with her. I still like her a lot. But it’s not the obsession it once was.

Anyway, these are photos of Christina and her husband, Geoffrey Arend in Paris today. Don’t even ask me what she’s wearing. Why would a woman wear a coat that makes her look like a bellhop? All she needs a jaunty cap with identical GOLD piping. Fug, fug, fug. And you know that this is some casual outing too – meaning that Christina likely PAID for the honor of wearing that hideous coat. And this is why I’ve kind of fallen out with Christina – she really doesn’t have any style, and I’m tired of defending her. She’s like Julie Bowen, only with a better rack. Christina could be stunning on the red carpet, and she just chooses not to be. She could have great personal style, but this is where her style is – Sgt. Pepper reject coats. And don’t try to play the “But designers won’t give her clothes that fit!” game – I bought that argument for a few awards seasons, but not anymore. The chick’s a mess.

I do love her husband though. I like the way he looks at her like he won The Nerd Lottery. They’re a really sweet couple. Maybe he can get her a new coat.

Photos courtesy of Fame.