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Michael Jackson’s underpants on eBay for $1 million
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Of course, if these are unwashed “evidence panties” then there’s a good chance they’ll be encrusted with … oh God, no! 😳
You know, say what you will about Michael Jackson, but his smile just lights up a room.
Really funny write-up, JB, but singularly unfunny image now in my head. *shudder*.
Do they throw in skidmarks for free?
EWWWW. That is just NASTY. These celebrities really do think that the public are a bunch of morons that they would buy any crap that they might sell. The very sad thing is that there actually are some people with two braincells that they would prove these celebrities right. UGH. 😡
MJ’s dirty underwear don’t just stand up by themselves, they moonwalk…
People with that kind of money to waste on such things need to be removed from the gene pool for the good of the species.
Well, considering used underwear is considered a ‘prohibited item’ on Ebay, I seriously doubt this story. And while MJ doesn’t own John Merrick’s bones, I totally would believe 100% that he has jewel crusted potties. Because that is truly weird. How would you take a seat on something covered in pointy, angular gems? 🙂
He could have been using the cream on patches of darker skin if he did have a skin disorder to try and fade them to match?… or am i just too trusting?
His face is mostly scar tissue now due to the extensive work he’s had done, which why it’s that color (or so I’ve read)
Codzilla: Hilarious!!! 😀
Thank you for pointing that out Kerri, I wasn’t 100 percent certain about that.
A quick ebay search brought up no results for “Michael Jackson Underwear” Michael Jackson Underpants” or “Michael Jackson Under-“. Creepy story, but Bunk. Creepy Bunk.
Okay, whoever made the “skid marks” comment is nuts because Michael Jackson is like the most effeminate “man” on the face of the Earth, therefore, I’d bet my neck on a block he/she/it doesn’t have any. Besides, I have yet to see anything resembling Michael Jackson underwear on eBay and this was two days ago.
Nothing I read about Wacko Jacko surprises me anymore… he’s so creepy, and he has that super soft piping voice that really makes you wonder if it isn’t some kind of Men in Black thing where the alien is this little pink thing hiding in Jacko’s brain. I saw an interview once where he vehemently denied having plastic surgery… it could be that the planet’s atmospheric instability is degrading the little pink alien’s body/space ship-thing. Creepy. Some of the things he does and collected are just not normal, not normal at all. His poor kids.
Hilarious article, Jaybird! LMAO!
oh noo… wacko underwear… it’s the scariest adn most horrible thing i’ve ever thought of >.< [vomit] 😯
But are we sure the underwear is his? God help us if it’s trophy underwear. Does any of the underwear have Spiderman or Bob the Builder on them? Or Jesus juice stains? If that’s the case maybe we can finally get his perverted a– arrested!
you shouldnt feel lied to until you make sure you understand the facts (not dissing you, just a fyi.) he has stated that the story of him owning the elephant mans bones is untrue. also, people with the skin disorder that he has (and most likely his self) uses skin bleaching cream to even out the skin since the disorder leaves the skin blotchy.
well now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
i want michael jacksons underwear 😀
but any1 can say any underwear is michael jacksons i aint trustin thiss,
michaels soo sexyy and adorable, if u wanna fink hes a child molester then the jokes on u cos ur lookin like a fool being to ignirent too take ur time and listen 2 him, its easy 2 judge sum1 wen u dnt kno them,
i love u michael jackson, u saved my life 🙂
These celebrities have absolutely become impudent think that to whom that their smelly cowards are necessary. I in a shock.
ARE THEY EDIBLE & WHAT FLAVOUR SAUCE
You stupid people. Stop believing everything you read.
He, hope to be “She”, represents one generation people.
That´s sick!
People want to earn money with every single piece of sh..
Thnak you
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Thnakyou man
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