As I read this Us Weekly piece, my expression must have changed from disgust to concern to outright pleasure. Angelina Jolie has designed a special love token for her bitch, Brad Pitt. Angelina’s bitch loves his diamonds, because Brad is some kind of fancy kept man who needs to be pampered, apparently. This is all according to Us Weekly’s source, who must be the manager of jeweler Robert Procop’s store, because this is just a paid advertisement for his jewels:
Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but it seems Brad Pitt is awfully fond of them as well. Angelina Jolie, 35, commissioned London-based jewelery designer Robert Procop to create a diamond pendant for her beau, 47, engraved with a love message a source confirms to UsMagazine.com.
The actress has donned Procop’s designs on several red carpets and is even working with him to create her own jewelry line, The Style of Jolie.
The pair based the pendant — which is worth a six-figure sum — on Ancient Egyptian amulets that contained hidden messages.
As for the engraved missive, “The hidden message is lasered on,” Procop told UK’s Daily Mail. “I can’t tell you what it says, and you would need a microscope to read it!”
[From Us Weekly]
First: The Style of Jolie. LMAO. I really, REALLY hope that Angelina is in no way involved with that. She’s just can’t be. I can’t see her sitting there, saying to herself, “Damn, I’m really good at designing jewels for mah bitches, I need to do my own line so that EVERYONE can enjoy The Style of Jolie!!!”
Second: I want to figure out what the “hidden message” is. Here are my guesses:
1. “Property of Whiskey Bravo.”
2. “Angie’s Bitch.”
3. “Just a little bauble for my angel!”
4. “The Gerbils of Doom were wrong, six years and strong!”
5. “Lovingly Made By The Style of Jolie”
6. “Does this make me look fat?”
7. “Empress Zahara 4 Eva.”
8. “Leftie loosie, rightie tightie.”
9. “You can leave your hat on.”
10. “I can’t believe you wanted this.”
11. “Now you can burn that stupid goddamn pendant Jennifer gave you.”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
She looks like a anorexic witch in these photos. Eat something.
“hidden message” reads:
1. Drink from Angie’s vile of blood and be mine 4ever
2. Your jewels are my jems always
After that Brad is history
#4 and #10, haha!
Damn, Brad’s 47!?
(noo, no tweaking going on there)
I love these smiling Angie photos, they look like they’re really having a fun moment.
Bwahahahah! Where do they get stuff? It’s so silly, and I agree angie could use a pizza.
This story was in Daily Mail yesterday so I guess the source that confimed the story to US Weekly was another tabloid.ITA, Stephie loving the smiles in the pics.Comment #10 Oh yeah the pendant with Angie and the kids horoscope signs on it that Jen gave to Brad. LOL
I vote for
All Hail Zahara…
I wouldnt wear anything that sounded like The Style of Jolie
“The Style of Jolie”… this name is tacky and she has no style but the one her stylist gives her. Same for the other 95.9% of entertaining people who “design”.
I don’t know why but I love these two together and all their children.
“Leftie loosie, rightie tightie.”
lmao!
Kaiser, you killed me with that crazy list and then followed by those pics of Angelina especially the one in white, I could almost hear her laugh crazily
“Now you can burn that stupid goddamn pendant Jennifer gave you. Muahahahaha !
I remember reading about this line of jewelry before. It’s not for public sales, it’s just for private clients that Richard guy has, and all the proceeds go to the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict that Angelina co-chairs.
In some of these photos she looks almost normal, not the certifiably crazy bitch we know she is
she’s looking more and more like a wax figure…what’s happening?!
Can’t stand jewellery on men. It’s icky.
God help him!
How about
JBF
10 inches of love
u my Daddy
I think if Angie had any kind of line out she would name it something better than that but even if not I kinda like the name. Also I love jewelry with special meanings…I don’t know if this story has any truth to it but if we see Brad wearing a pendent than maybe there is some truth to it.
She looks so in love with him. They’re sooo sweet 😀
i detect she is very insecure about him…and is constantly hanging on him to appear like they are “inseparable”. Hanging a pendant on him…is just another way of reminding him…and whoever has him in her sites..that SHE has her claws in him first. Why do we even care if she gives him anything.
How about a haircut…that would work!
The Style of Jolie!! That is how I’m going to live mah weekend!
I believe half of this story is true that yes Angelina designed a special diamond pendant for Brad but the other half of this story about designing jewels for man is BS and something that Us Weekly throw in their to spice up the story.
How about “slippery when wet?”
@kaiser – that list
hahahahahahahaha
I just realised that he is the biggest looser of this whole Jen/Brad/Angie triangle. He stuck with bunch of kids and crazy St.Angelina. Good luck.
Love this couple. and why is it news that she may or may not be giving him a gift. He has made several things for her. Brad usually wears ONE ring and a necklace. never over done and never over the top. I remember him wearing that pink yarn necklace I’m sure one of the girls made..and a few others. So I don’t mind. Men give women these big rings.. nothing wrong with giving your guy something he may wear
Nice couple.
Notice Angelinas eyes look away from Brad aka her bitch?
I think it’s sweet that she’s so in love with him. I would never have thought he’s her type.
The Style of Jolie sounds like Major Fail waiting to happen, along the lines of House of Dereon and other equally pretentious stuff.
I wouldn’t believe this for a minute.
Empress Z rulez!
shes so beautiful, i wish he would eat and stop wearing things that should have be burned back in the 80’s
This is obviously made-up. Brad hardly wears jewelery and when he does it’s a simple gold chain and ring. I don’t recall him wearing diamonds. The story makes it sound like Kanye or Diddy. Also if Brad was wearing a necklace from Jennifer that would have made the news. I really don’t understand why they haters keeps saying Brad hates Angelina and his kids. If that was true he would have left years ago. At the very least he would stop having kids with her.
Also can’t people get new insults. Calling Angelina evil and anorexic is just as old as the breakup rumors
What? When did it become diamonds are a man’s best friend?
hidden message reads as
“i know where you sleep”
“made in china”
considering her kids have interesting names..you think she would try a little harder to name her jewelery line
I like #4 myself. Another possibility might be “Please Bathe” or “When The End of Your Beard Reaches This Pendant, Time to Shave”.
The “Style of Jolie”? That’s so bad I want it to be true, but I’m sure it’s not.
# 4 definitely “The Gerbils of Doom were wrong, six years and strong!”
And that is the truth n fact.
I actually love them as a couple. Nothing is guaranteed in this world so I wish it goes for as long as it can be.
#4 all the way goddamn im still laughing
uh… no.
No way Angie would give anything a dumbass name like “The Style of Jolie”. The only jewelry I ever saw Brad Pitt wear is a gold chain with a pendant that said “#1 Dad” that Angie gave him a couple of years ago for Father’s Day. And that pink yarn thingy I think Z made for him.
I did like that gold cuff bracelet he had made for Angie, with a drawing by Maddox engraved into it. Cute.
#4 is the best! 😀
Dammit, I would love to hate her, but she’s too beautiful.
She is scaring me in all these photos. Her face looks like a friggin’ skull. And I wish she knew how bad her thighs look. Quit. Showing. Them. Stick to the matronly clothes for old ladies. At least then I can eat while I type.
These pictures are so cute. I love when Angie smiles big like that. They do make me awwwwwwwwww more than I’d like to admit.
@Lucy2 – “When The End of Your Beard Reaches This Pendant, Time to Shave” LMAO!!
‘The Style of Jolie’ sounds like a designer-imposter perfume.
OMG! I just noticed, he’s wearing a wedding band in the last picture!!!!! SHOOT!
In that last picture.. I swear Zahara looks just like her..
@#32 (sorry can’t read your name) but “made in China” killed me!!! 😀
@lucy2 : “When The End of Your Beard Reaches This Pendant, Time to Shave”.
LMAO !
I wouldn’t buy a piece of jewelry from
“The style of Jolie”. On the other hand I think these two are in love.
Lol, the loonifers are out in force. Rofmlao at the loonifers calling Angelina a crazy bitch. I know someone who who is a crazy and evil bitch in this triangle and she certainly is not Angelina.
Brad and Angie is so much in love I guess they don’t know what to do with one another. Look at the smile on Jolie’s face. Have you ever seen JA with such a smile on her face ever? That says volumes. Angie has a respectable husband, beautful kids , she is rich, does charity work, great career,this is a very lucky girl, I guess when you help the poor good things come back to you, wish them all the best.
Awww- these are very sweet pictures! It’s so great to see a couple this happy after so many years (& kids)!!!
“Leftie Loosie, Rightie Tightie” LOL!
@lucy2: that made me laugh even more than “Style of Jolie!”
The marketer who came up with that brand-name ought to be drowned. Kaiser sounds onto something tho: the whole thing does read like PR written by some flaky flack for the jeweler. And then the Mail &c picked it up cause unless you care about C Sheen* it’s been a wretched-dull series of lame-gossip weeks. Hope the J-Ps issue a denial. They may be peculiar at times but this is just TOO cheesy.
* Sheen—wow—coke psychos are so freaking nasty. Coke-heads are seldom nice, but he makes Lindsay Lohan seem like a sweetheart by comparison.
So Contrived! I want to like these two as a couple and hope for the kids sake they stay together but I don’t find them believable. She’s pretty but not aging well.
To the “loons” of all stripes:
Describing either Jolie or Aniston as an “evil and crazy bitch” is way over the top. Now Muammar Qaddifi – that’s what evil and crazy looks like. Time to read a newspaper instead of just gossip sites and magazines!
does anyone really care about this crap….???? He can buy his stone furniture and she can buy jewlery that no one can read….
She looks so fake to me, I think shes drunk as hell in all these photos, thats why shes laughing like a hyena..
@Dorrie: Co-sign. Save the hate for where it belongs — murderous dictators, rapists, child molesters and the IRS.
@someone.
I think you need to put down the bottle.
She’s laughing because she happy.. perhaps that is the problem you have with her.. She and Brad are happy.
they are so happy and in love, how cute, it’s good to witness, brad has never looked so content.
@lisa: There are people like Someone to whom Angie and Brad’s happiness with each other is an insult. They think they have no right to be happy together.
You have to feel sorry for people as bitter as that.
“@Dorrie: Co-sign. Save the hate for where it belongs — murderous dictators, rapists, child molesters and the IRS.”
This is pretty rich coming from you, Cheyenne. You’re easily the nastiest, most hateful person on this site. You viciously attack other posters on a regular basis for stupid, trivial reasons (i.e. anything involving the triangle nonsense), and you’ve made it painfully clear that you’re just a nasty piece of work all around. So save the “I’m above the hate” bullsh*t for a site where your true colors haven’t already been on full display for ages.
By what I’ve seen Spence, Cheyenne has never attacked other posters, but she has been the brunt of the most vicious and nastiest posters on here. Cheyenne is very even-handed and fair. The attacks she and others like myself have had by the loonifers are absolutely attrocious. So you could not be more wrong if you tried. Reverse everything you said and only then will you have uttered any truth. I myself am the victim of a malicious stalker on here. The same person/people who have attacked Cheyenne. You could not be more ironically wrong if you tried..
@ThePhoenix: Thanks for your support. Don’t sweat the “stalker”, whoever it is. Some people posting on here need to take a dose of paregoric and go watch some Friends re-runs or cut out paper dolls.
Play nice kiddos
she stays high as a kite!
All hail to the queen, what a joke, LOL
@TeeTee
Yeah keep believing the lies you post
Angie unlike many has been honest about her life..successes and failures. mistakes and all.
Why you and the other nasty ones persist in throwing up things that she did what over 15 years ago.
Please show your proof that Angie is on drugs.. show the proof.
YOU don’t have any. and just because you and the fools at FF and IUC run all over the web posting a lie does not make it true.
She is the Queen.. mainly because you and others are so obsessed with everything she does and says.
Wow.. but every Queen has the fools to entertain.. I enjoyed the show too.
@ Spence
No truer words have been spoken about Cheyenne in this site!
@Lisa: The Jenhens will believe whatever they want to believe. If they want to believe Angie is on drugs, so what?
As you’ve probably noticed by their comments on this and other threads, as a group they aren’t very bright.
@SamSam: LoveAngelina has been back recently. Except for a few trolls, everyone else was glad to see her.
@cheyenne
keep posting. I love reading your comments. Countering a negative does not make you loonie or a hater. Just putting the truth out there. and yes any negative regarding Aniston is always.
Why are people so mean to Jen.. like she is a 14 year old. She read the blogs as she has admitted to doing. And her movements are based on what is being said about her online.
But to each his own. She is not my taste at all. Angie is honest and real. I’ll take that every single time. Can’t wait to see her next week. And watch the comments from the same people that scream stop picking on Jen. hmmm Double standard all the way around.
@Spence: Yes, yes, and yes! Perfect summation.
The Jolie Pitts look rather ridiculous in those get-ups.
Angie IS high as a kite.Thats why she is acting happy and smiling that big.You guys cant tell?Its completely obvious.And Cheyenne is crazy and nasty.I like Angelina and Jen,so there is no hate from my part.If shes high,more power to her.At least they look like they are having fun.
and love Angelina is not nearly nasty like cheyenne.
@Spence: cosign with everything you have said.
ROFLMAO! You Jenhens can co-sign till the cows come home. Considering the source, those are some of the nicest compliments I’ve ever had. Besitos.
😆
this story is BS.
Thank you for sharing friend Your picture engraved on pendant
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