This afternoon, TMZ was the first to report that Lindsay Lohan was definitely not taking a plea deal in her crack thievery case, and that she was now set to take this crack shenanigan all the way to trial. I didn’t write about it at the time because I thought it was just another BS Linnocent story, and I wanted to wait until tomorrow, the actual deadline for Linnocent to make her decision about taking the plea deal. Looks like TMZ was right, though. Radar reports that Shawn Chapman Holley, Linnocent’s long-suffering attorney, has notified the judge that no deal will be taken. Crack trial commence!
Lindsay Lohan’s attorney has formally notified Judge Keith Schwartz that she won’t be taking the plea deal that would have included jail time in connection with her grand theft charge, RadarOnline.com can report.
Lohan had to notify Judge Schwartz by today about her decision.
Contrary to reports, RadarOnline.com has learned that Lohan’s attorney only notified the Judge of Lohan’s decision at 3PM PT.
Lindsay will now appear in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner on April 22, 2011 for her preliminary hearing.
At the conclusion of the preliminary hearing, Judge Sautner will determine if Lindsay violated terms of her probation. If Judge Sautner orders Lindsay to stand trial, she will likely sentence and remand Lohan to jail immediately, even before her trial begins, for parole violation, for a term of at least six months.
Lindsay is charged with Felony Grand Theft after allegedly stealing a necklace valued at $2,500 from Kamofie and Company, a Venice Beach area jewelers.
Lindsay is facing a bumpy ride if Judge Sautner does order the 24-year-old to stand trial.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers will include as part of her case, past incidents in which Lindsay has been accused of theft.
“There is very damaging information about Lindsay’s past evidence of thefts, including a stolen Rolex, which a friend of hers reported as stolen last April 2010, which will be made public,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“Lindsay was investigated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department last spring after a friend reported that after leaving the Rolex at Lohan’s apartment, it wasn’t returned immediately. Actually, it was quite a bit of time later that the watch was returned to the person. The watch was valued at a whopping, 35k, and like the current theft case, Lindsay was photographed wearing the watch.
“Lindsay wasn’t charged in that case because the victim became uncooperative as soon as the watch was returned. The D.A. will be sending investigators out from the office to talk to the victim. Meyers wants to know if there was a financial pay off.”
Lohan was also accused of stealing a mink coat from Maria Markova in New York City in January 2008. Markova said at the time that Lohan took the coat at a nightclub, 1 Oak. The coat was valued at $12k. Markova claimed she was sitting next to Lohan at the club when the coat was allegedly stolen.
Markova said the next time she saw the coat, Lohan was wearing it in a magazine picture. Lindsay was not criminally charged in that incident either. “Meyers will be reviewing that information as well. It will absolutely be brought up either at the preliminary hearing or the trial,” our source said. “This will establish a pattern of behavior, that Meyers will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Lindsay is guilty in this case.
“It doesn’t matter that Lindsay wasn’t criminally charged in those previous incidents. Meyers can, and will subpoena police that investigated those, and as well as the accusers if she needs to. Lindsay has major entitlement issues, which have led her down this very dark road.”
[From Radar]
TMZ takes a much more Linnocent-friendly approach, noting that she was a “credible defense” for the crack thievery, but it’s the probation violations that will ruin her, and the judge will have discretion as to whether those two issues – the crack thievery and the probation violations – will be joined into one case. And as we know, Linnocent’s violations keep stacking up, like so many tequila shots chased with lines of coke. The preliminary hearing is set for April 22 – from what Law & Order has taught me, my guess is that the hearing will be a preview of the evidence against Linnocent, and her strategy for beating the rap.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & Terry Richardson’s archives.
Got my fingers crossed she does some serious time.
Nothing is going to happen to her. She’ll just sit there braless and smug, looking twice her age with a crack-smirk on her face as she goes free again. I’m not even going to get my hopes up that she will be treated like anyone else who breaks the law repeatedly.
Excellent. She can trot out her ever enlargening lips and dress like a hooker for our entertainment! 😆
Of course she wants a trial – it’s never her fault, plus this means more publicity.
I didn’t expect them to be able to bring her past thievery into it! Glad that they can, clearly shows a pattern of taking (and flaunting) what does not belong to her.
Does she have some sort of dirt on her lawyer? Why else wouldn’t SCH have quit ages ago? And holy hell, that first photo is terrifying.
HER. MOUTH. NEVER. CLOSES.
I’ve said this before but I think Lilo is doing everything to delay the inevitable…like a child not wanting to take a bath but she risks a lot of money and jail time in doing so. Now will come the delay tactics that keep pushing the trial date back. If the trial judge reads the probation report, he should not join the two cases. Let her plan her legal defense for the theft from a jail cell.
Omg these photos are horrible, the photoshop is ridiculous. I think it makes one of her legs look shorter than the other in the pic she is lying down.
I miss the go to crack photos 😉
I agree with Lucy2. She thinks she will get off because she can’t fit in her head that she is ever at fault. She probably thinks the publicity will make her famous, a la O.J. Simpson. I think a trial will be the absolute and complete demise of her celebrity.
Time to do research on a prison movie that she’ll never make.
ugh some anti drug campaign needs to compare two pics of her and hilary duff
What a stupid, stupid girl. Oh and nice scabby knees Linds.
nothing will happen to her. shell get a lil tap on the wrist and send her on her way. thats been the m.o. from the beginning and i dont see that changing.
btw does anyone know what ever happened to the whole stealing a car and chasing people down all loco and sh!t? is there even a court case with that or was that swept under the rug too? thanks for any info yall 🙂
Scabby knees like she’s 6 yrs old. So sad…
What’s up with her arms in that one pic? Does she have a history of cutting?
That was amazingly stupid. In the end she’ll go to jail for a night and have some sort of nervous breakdown just like Paris Hilton did. I am not condoning prison for drug abuse, but larceny is another situation. The California prison system is just too packed for rich people and celebrities, guilty or not guilty, these days. (Note cynicism)…
At least her acting career is done as far as I can tell. She may have had promise, but she’s nowhere in the same league as Robert Downey, Jr., who took years to kick his addiction and served real time-over a year in the California Substance Abuse Treatment Facility and State Prison in Corcoran, CA. Again, I’m not condoning prison time for abuse, but that was how the judge ruled and he served his time. Now he is clean, and I am glad to see (and enjoy!) his success.
Lindsey Lohan has no redeeming qualities as far as I can tell. She can’t even take one honest shot at rehab.
Yea, she’s a cutter, or I have read sometime before she was.
The pictures are awful.
I always go back to the SNL show she hosted, where they brought in a Lindsey of the future, and she was a crackhead – So sad it really happened!
Damn. If that’s the case those look like some pretty mean scars she’s showing off…. on purpose for sympathy perhaps?????
KAAAIIISER!
CB!!
Hey guys, sorry about the yelling. I deeply dislike her, but I can’t stop reading the Lindsanity LOLhan coverage. (The one good thing Perez Hilton ever did was invent that nickname.)
D’you think on your next post – if you can be bothered – you could really bullet-point list all her violations? I’m a gossip nerd, I have vague memories of most of her f*ckery, but even I feel like viewing a comprehensive, pages-long list.
OMG! My dreams have come true! I can’t wait!
Kaiser & CB, will you have a live feed here???
Fingers crossed the girl gets found guilty and gets serious jail time! I know so evil, but may be the only thing to wake her up, and secretly I will gain pleasure for the fact that she finally has consequences for her illegal and entitled actions ;D
BTW, that first photo is classis, is the one I will be showing my daughter to never take drugs!
Crack Tailgaters UNITE!! Woohoo! =)
Kaiser & CB – I love you.
This is going to be good. You know those Lohans are going to put on quite the show, especially if (crossing fingers and toes) she’s found guilty. White Oprah will lose her shit.
AAGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!! That last photo makes me want to take my brain to the car wash. No way I can un-see that now.
when I saw th title of this post, I almost swallowed my gum, because I was chuckling sooo hard..
let the fuckery begin!
sh should have taken the jail time
That first photo is PRICELESS! In her cracked out mind, she must really believe she’s going to get away with this. And why shouldn’t she think that? It’s not like she hasn’t run around before committing all types of f*ckery and not gotten away with it with barely a slap. *smh*
Whoa, they couldn’t photoshop all those horrible scars off her arms? They cleaned up her face, but not her arms? Weird.
ITA with Rita, she really is acting like a kid who refuses for eat their veggies.
All I see when I look at pictures of her are scars and scabs. She looks like she needs to be scrubbed down with comet and a brillo pad. Sad.
What in the world is going on with her face in the 2nd photo? She looks 1000X worse since this story was posted next to photos of Elizabeth Taylor.
Think the prosecutor will bring this one up?
http://www.celebitchy.com/75169/crackheads_are_clever_lindsay_lohans_ingenious_parisian_jewel_heist/
Because that is my favourite CB/Blohan thread so far.
They are going to TRY and bring in the past incidents but i doubt it will happen.Plus Blair Berk resolved the fur coat incident with no admission of guilt as Lindsay was even on probation when that happened.
With the the plea deal she was offered(3 years felony probation) her only option was to take it trial and try and get out of the system.
If i was Californian i would be pissed that at least hundreds of thousands of dollars were going to be wasted on this shaky case.
ITA melinda. I certainly won’t be holding my breath for her to get more than a scolding.
Lucy2, Shawn Holley quit her ass last year but from what I gathered, LL couldn’t find anyone else who’d take her case and Judge Revel (the one sentenced her to 3 months of jail & 3 months of rehab, consecutively) wouldn’t allow Shawn to bow out without Linds having another lawyer. I guess Lindsay still hasn’t been able to find another lawyer since Shawn is still with her.
I feel SO BAD for Shawn! It cannot be easy having Trollhan as her client.
@ blackout & Bodhi: Those scars were the first things I noticed. And we all know she purposely requested those not be shopped out. She’s been shopped ten ways from hell. They’re not accidentally overlooked. It generates sympathy in her mind. She makes me violent. I would kick a baby to give this twat real scars to show off.
Ummm…, errrr…, 51-50 anyone?
Whats with that revolting pose in the bottom pic? Eww
Traditionally speaking, Lindsay will re-enter her “Linnocent” plea at the prelim. Then, the prosecutor will have to show probable cause (1) That a crime was committed; and (2) That Linnocent committed the crime. Typically, these things take less than 15 minutes before the judge remands for full trial.
I can’t believe she’s stupid enough to go on with this.
Juries do not convict celebrities. She will put the jewelry store on trial, win, and do no time. The prosecution will not be allowed to introduce prior bad acts.
Her dad, on the other hand, could be in big trouble.
There seems to be a contradiction in this whole jewelry heist- she adamantly claimed the necklace was borrowed, but then after the video came out, didn’t she change her story to say she accidentally walked out with it and left her earrings or something like that? IMO the worst you can do is change your story… But correct me if I’m missing/forgetting something.
Lord that top pic is priiiceless
Oh man this going to be her best performance in years!
RITAAAA!!! Did you see our news?? We are partying!!~~~~~
i also think she will go free.
How can she possibly have any money to do *anything*, let alone travel, go out to drink and eat, get (horrible) hair extensions constantly, own or rent a car, shop 24/7, get her lips inflated, etc etc etc?!?!
Two most recent topics on the front-page: Lilo and Liz Taylor; can there be a bigger contrast?
I don’t even read the stuff about her anymore, because it is all so trashy without being amusing.
Bodhi – “Whoa, they couldn’t photoshop all those horrible scars off her arms? They cleaned up her face, but not her arms? Weird.”
I may be alone here, but the pictures seem to so intentionally focus on those places (scars on her arms, bruises on her knees) that I think they were done with makeup specifically for a (more) ‘rough’ looking photoshoot. That’s sure as hell not to say I don’t believe she walks around like that all the time. Or that she hasn’t injured herself intentionally at any point. I just don’t think they would’ve left that (if it was real) in the photos.
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I’m surprised by this choice, honestly. As far as I (& the rest of the world, likely her poor lawyer as well) see it, that ‘deal’ offer was a GIFT. A gigantic gift. I’d be satisfied if she’s found guilty, & does more than the ’19 days’ that deal would’ve offered her. Honestly, whether I’d actually done it or not, I would’ve taken it… She *should* have, knowing better than anyone the many other things that will count against her from her history.
Okay, I know Linds here has been looking like a hard up crackhead mess for years now but seriously, this shit is getting ridiculous. When I stop and actually pay attention to pictures of her, it blows my mind that this bitch is only 24. She honestly looks like a 50 year old hooker that got chewed up and spit out by a Compton meth lab.
She should blend right in, if by some miracle she actually gets any prison time. Not that I’m holding my breath. At best, they’ll probably toss her in county jail again for a few days and then release her. The single greatest contribution Lindsay Lohan has made to the world is teaching us all that the best place to embark on a crime spree is California. Any day now they should be doing another of those celebutard riddled tourism commercials, this time with the slogan “Land of No Consequences!”
The Just Say No program should start using that top picture of Lindsay as part of their program. It would scare a few kids straight for sure. She looks horrible. And about thirty years older than she is.
Why does she always look dirty? They can’t even photo shop the skank off of her.
Can’t wait until the trial begins. I hope she gets jail time, but I’m not holding my breath.
Who is that 50 Year old woman in the first pic???? OMG…terrible. Also did they stuff balloons in her dress for the second pic? Her Chest looks ….horrible. One side looks esp huge.
I think the judge is happy she did not take the deal and is waiting for the chance to throw the book at her. She was stupid stupid not to take the deal.
🙂 The last picture is perfect for the “Damn-i-have-been-caught-redhanded” look!
I think the comments are somewhat harsh. She’s not innocent, but she does have severe psychological issues and cutting yourself is a cry for help.
Putting her merely in jail will not help, a lot of people who suffer from disorders and addiction end up in jail, when they should be getting serious help.
Her parents have been sabotaging the help that she really needs, because they use everything about her for themselves and their own self entitled craving for attention.
They are the worst parents you could ever have. She didn’t choose where she was born. She didn’t get the chance to develop her own personality and the ability to make responsible choices.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t approve of her behaviour, but something does not add up.
So many people partied, Paris Hilton is 30 and still parties all the time, why is she not given a hard time like Lindsay?
Just something to think about……
speaking of “Euro-Lindsay”, kind of interesting… Eli Roth is now dating Lauren Hastings who is the girl that accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing her clothing. Lauren runs in the same LA hipster socialite club Peaches (and Lindsay) did/does. Wonder if they’ll force Lauren to testify at her hearing?
I’ll go and buy a comfortable cushion.This is going to be epic.Can’t wait.
Did Paris Hilton say ‘I can’t stand black guys’ in new book?
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Well, this is not so hard to believe considering there are videos of Paris Hilton and Nicky calling Black people the ”N” word. Paris is gross and a criminal. A plastic surgeon should touch her…up.- sarah
A Timeline of the Crackful Dodger’s (Michael K’s brilliant nickname) Thievery:
January 2008- Student Masha Markova alleged that Lohan swiped her $11,000 mink coat from 1Oak club in New York in Jan. 2008 after Lohan was photographed wearing it. The coat was quietly returned to Markova, and Lohan reportedly reached a financial settlement with her a year later.
January 2008- Model Lauren Hastings accused Lohan of stealing thousands of dollars’ worth of clothing from two of her closets after Hastings’s housesitter threw an unauthorized party. Citing eyewitnesses, Hastings claimed “they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard.”
June 2009- $400,000 in Dior jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot with Lohan in London. Scotland Yard investigated the disappearance of the diamond necklace and earrings, but the magazine later defended the actress, saying “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible.”
August 2009- Lindsay had $2,000,000 worth of jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricy baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn’t have them. “Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe,” a source tells RadarOnline.com “They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it. “The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”
October 2009- Lindsay dropped in on the Paris showroom of New York/Montreal-based accessories label Arielle de Pinto. Ever-presumptuous, Lindsay wanted to “borrow” several one-of-a-kind samples for an unspecified party and shoot. Arielle’s team made an imprint of her black credit card—just in case. Sure enough, Lindsay just left Paris with the pieces. Can you guess the rest? When the showroom tried to charge the credit card, they were notified the card had been canceled.
April 2010- Lohan was questioned by L.A. sheriffs over a missing $35,000 Rolex watch, but its owner eventually asked police to stop investigating. The watch reportedly belonged to a friend who accidentally left it at Lohan’s home. Detectives never determined if a theft was committed.
January 2011- Lindsay steals a necklace from Kamofie & Co. valued at $2,500.
Bring all your cracky snackies….the circus is coming to town!
April 22
She could have been in and out of jail by then, if she’d been smart enough to take the 18-day plea deal. I’d do a measly 2½ weeks just to see what it was like! Then again, California justice let OJ go free after he near-decapitated his wife, so LiLo will probably get off. Sigh…
I don’t understand this at all.
Doesn’t anyone give her any good advice?
She is really taking a risk here for a harsher sentence/more time behind bars.
Maybe she feels this is all she is now, notorious for her crazy antics and not a great actor. So sad. I think she realizes it as well.
Sadly, I’m rooting for her to get a long prison sentence if only because it will force her to be away from her whackjob parents, enabling “friends” and the Hollywood drug scene.
The only way she’ll ever rise back up is if she makes massive change and going to prison will force that change and (hopefully) instill some humility into her.
Her lip inflations give her a shadow mustache.
Ha.
Does this chick every look in a mirror?
@Eileen….great news! Find it strange that LR would tweet about it if it had nothing to do with her.
Girlfriend looks horrible.
Seriously, people, don’t do drugs. Look what it does to you.
She has quite a history of stealing/ things “disappearing” in her presence. This is going to be interesting.
This is crack-tastic. There will be daily crack-photo-ops and crack outfits and just a slew of crack story-lines. The only problem is, what is she goes to the crack-joint for any amount of time? How will we get our daily crack-fix? What about us?
God, if they go to trial, I hope the D.A. has an airtight case against her- could you see the circus that would ensue if there’s a “The glove don’t fit moment”? Figures that Crackypants would assume that she’s such an awesome STAR that no way would a jury convict her!
Cracktastic!
This is going to be EPIC-I can’t wait.
TMZ is kind of way off base in their guesstimate about delaying sentancing until after trial. If she had any brains, she’d take the probabtion violation then propose a guilty plea on the felony for “time served”.
And yes, the prior bad acts ARE admissible to prove, motive, scheme or plan.
Mornin’ Ladies!
Argh! I’m late to the party! Ah, well, never too late to comment on the three-ring crack circus trial-to-be. (And I’ve simply GOT to get a jump on making all the crack-snackage, since I’m guessing this is going to get EPIC.)
Wouldn’t it be awesome if Blohan’s “jury of peers” consisted of the people she’s stolen from? I think that’s the only way she’ll ever be found guilty.
Otherwise, forget it. There is no such thing as an “uncontaminated jury pool” in this case. She’s got notoriously sticky fingers (and probably other parts I don’t even want to contemplate) and everyone knows it.
@Bellaluna-you are so right. A downside for a fameho is everybody knows she lies, cracks and steals.
“Paris Hilton is 30 and still parties all the time, why is she not given a hard time like Lindsay?” She paid for her mistakes. Blohan the thief-junkie refuses to admit ANY wrong-doing.
As for giving her good advice, two prominent lawyers, Shawn and Blair Berk plus the judge all told Crackie to take the deal. Her mother also told her to take the deal (for her own selfish motives.) Crackie isn’t listening to any of these people. I really can’t stand this broad.
P.S. Love the pictures!
Omg! She has scars and sketch marks on her wrists and her knee is all banged up; It’s pretty sad actually. I hope she gets her crap together for her own sake. That being said, she is starting to look a lot more like her father randomly.
God, I hope this bitch goes to jail.
CB and Kaiser -I’m with Ben. I WOULD LOVE a bulleted list of all her legal troubles. The DUIs, the thievery, the evasion, the baby-crashing. ALL of it! Please?
Can we include your favorite Lohan pics AND her mugshots? All 65 of them. Hooray!
@Lady D #68, I agree with everything except MOTHER CRACKHEAD. MC DOESN’T want her to take the deal because her ATM will be locked up and she can only do so many Today Show interviews telling Matt Lauer and everyone else how Blowhan “is fine”, “she’s working her program in jail”, “this is an injustice”, “the judge played hardball”, etc.
Just think how Shawn/Blohan/Mother Crackhead is going to drag this thing out with continuances and whatnot. Lots of time to do interviews, pap walk, sell Radar/TMZ stories to the press. MC knows that once this trial is over, her personal ATM will show no funds, as her “career as an actress” IS OVER!
And to agree with most posters, this is “going to be CRACKTASTIC”!
Well, I was thinking about the other things I’m sure the DA will want to bring up… But as she wasn’t convicted for any of those stolen items…. won’t they be ‘Prior Bad Acts’ ? I thought those weren’t allowed in the actual trial (as oppoed to the preliminary hearing)… Where the jury would have access to it in making their decision.
The actions of the store after this mess infolded could really cast doubt on Lindsay’s guilt. They immediately sold a copy of the security tape showing her leaving with the necklace, then once they got it back, they were trying to auction it off for more than it was worth, taking advantage of the high profile Lindsay brought wit her to their store.
Do I think she stole it? Yes. Her past history makes me think she did, though the stores’ actions afterwards makes me wonder if it’s possible they DID allow her to ‘borrow’ it, then used the fact that there was nothing in writing to accuse her of theft. It really could be an attempt to take advantage & get massive PR for their store.
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