Last night was the big premiere of Sucker Punch, that girl-power film that I suppose is supposed to be, like, the girly version of 300. I keep seeing ads for it, and I personally think it looks really, really bad. I can’t believe that a major, big-budget, CGI-heavy film was given the greenlight with this totally budget cast. But I digress… I kept thinking bad, horrible things about this film until I realized that Jon Hamm has a small part in it. While I doubt that the shining, glittery Hamm Dong can save the day, it’s always nice to see him get movie work, and it’s always great to see him on the red carpet.
Yeah… so these are just photos of Our Beloved Hamm Dong, and the woman who gets to experience the Hamm Dong every goddamn day, Jennifer Westfeldt. She should put that on business cards: “Jennifer Westfeldt, Operating the Hamm Dong since 1999.” Bitch! But seriously, I love when The Hamm styles himself like this – the scruff, the glasses, the bulge. I love him. Unfortunately, the MPAA doesn’t love the bulge – there was a sex scene in the film between The Hamm and the “star” Emily Browning, and the MPAA made them cut it. So… yeah, this film is going to suck.
P.S. Stay tuned for the photos of the “stars” of Sucker Punch at the premiere. Preview: every single one of them over-dressed, and I have no idea who many of them are.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
They look like Malibu Barbie and Ken in those stupid, matching outfits.
I love him scruff and all but I need some Mad Men this year he better start kicking some butts over at AMC.
is that bulge in his pants…you know, like, halfway down his left thigh, actually…it? omg.
I love his lady. Jennifer Westfeldt
Too much blue and I think Jennifer is looking right at you Kaiser in that top pic.
Mornin Rita! Did you see Eileen’s post for you on Lilo’s thread?
@brin
Just read it thanks for the heads up. I don’t know what it means because I can’t access her twitter from here. Eileen’s been a bit down so I’m glad to see she’s partying. Thanks again.
I’m not sure about the matching outfits, but I do love the Hamm. Always and forever.
@Rita….a certain twitter account has finally been deleted.
Now every time I see pics of the Hamm I always do an immediate dong scan.
@brin
Good news comes to those who wait as well as those who stay in the fight. No more proof needed. Unbelievable that she would attack the woman whose life she destroyed. Bad is always just bad to the bone. Have a great day sweetheart.
Lucky Emily getting to do a scene with the Hamm. Where is she btw? Really wish they would’ve left that scene in!!!! It would’ve been the only reason to watch this.
They should’ve walked the carpet separately because they are way too matchy matchy
The director is Zack Snyder and IMO this means that the movie probably doesn’t suck. I really loved The Watchmen and also 300, he makes movie action movies.
cuuuuuuute =)
I don’t mind him a little scruffy. Nope, don’t mind at all.
I kind of like her dress.
I saw a clip of that movie on Conan last night, it looks really awful, and one of the “stars” is that Vanessa Hudgens? from High School Musical. So…yeah.
cue your eyes to the right side of hamm’s upper thigh…
uh…yeah, bulges don’t lie. so my money says he could look like friggin’ grizzly adams and ALL would be forgive.
the hammdong lives!
lovely. 😉
What is wrong with her mouth? It is seriously weird.
I think we definitely have a CODE BLUE here. Absolutely adore Mr. Hamm.
That is the first time I have looked at The Hamm and said, “Hell to the no!” That blue suit is too tight, too corny, and too blue! Jennifer is gorgeous, though.
I don’t know why but this hot mess of a look is working for me,it’s so wrong it’s right! Viva Hamm dong!
Kaiser – “too scruffy”? Hamm dong is always fantastic, no matter what state he’s in! Mmmmm…Hamm dong…
edit: @RHONYC – I KNOOOOW! LOL My eyes immediately drifted there too!
ALWAYS Hamm-Dongtastic! My, that man is blessed!
@ devilgirl
What is wrong with her mouth? It is seriously weird.
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stop playin’. we ALL know why her mouth has that weird ‘cat got the canary’ look…she probably had some hammdong in the limo.
i repeat, bulges don’t lie. 😉
I finally got around to watching Kissing Jessica Stein last weekend, what a great movie. Jennifer is a cool lady. I love them together.
He looks good with the scruff! While he’s definitely a very handsome guy, I don’t personally find him that attractive clean shaven. I think he looks really hot with the facial hair, though. I like my men a little scruffy(: