Prince Harry‘s ginger dong is going to the North Pole?!? [A Socialite Life]
Chloe Moretz needs to close her mouth and go to school. [LaineyGossip]
Sucker Punch failed to deliver, SHOCK. [Pajiba]
Jake Gyllenhaal loves his Wii and his Whitney Houston. [Dlisted]
Selena Gomez in blue. It‘s not her color, to say the least. [Celebuzz]
Christina Aguilera‘s K-Fed is sticking around. For now. [IDLITW]
Rihanna‘s Rolling Stone cover is… amazing. Iconic, even. [Pop Sugar]
Eva Amurri‘s Maxim photo shoot – her body is amazing. [Yeeeah]
James Marsden, just because he‘s cute. [PopBytes]
Paris Hilton hugs some black people to prove she‘s not a racist. [Agent Bedhead]
Mariah Carey‘s enormous BUTTERFLY BUMP!! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Anne Hathaway in a bikini. [Evil Beet]
Trailer for ‘Last Night‘ – don‘t tell CB her meathead boyfriend Sam Worthington is in it! He actually looks kind of hot, though. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I think The Hoff is molesting this chick. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Ina Garten is going to fit that sick kid into her schedule after all. [ONTD]
Dr. Drew paid Michael Lohan to get therapy. Ugh. Gross. [PopEater]
Trailer for Woody Allen‘s latest, Midnight in Paris. Michael Sheen looks good. The rest is meh. [Gawker]
Was the stag party that raunchy that he has to flee to the North Pole?
Yeah… cooler down North …that’s gonna be cold enough for Harry to cool off
I watched Last Night a few days ago, it’s actually really good!
Michael K (Dlisted) names for The Carey-Cannon Twins — “Unicornariah Twinkle Sprite” and “Lambow Brite Nickamante.”
Awesomeness.
I agreed with you before in that I didn’t think Sucker Punch looked good at all (and I do tend to have fangrrl tendencies), but “Yikes.” I hope this is a wake-up call to Snyder (about Superman) and HW in general (which I doubt).
And “Ina Garten is going to *fight* that sick kid into her schedule after all.” I hope not!((snicker))
I love me some Rihanna, but nothing about that is “iconic”
Sigh – Whoops! Fixed it.
PH in b&w. Can it get any better?!?!?!?! No.
As for Ina…still a fail.
Harry looks incredibly good on the cover alone; older and much sexier. Maybe he’s losing some of the baby fat on his face. Also, he’s not smiling. Or maybe it’s the lighting? Whatever the photographer did, it was very flattering.
I don’t know why Ina didn’t agree to the wish before this(if she actually had a good reason she should just say what it is), but it’s funny how now she has time. Bitch.
I volunteer to go to the North Pole to keep Prince Hot Ginge warm. And I’m thinking about his north pole, too.
And Rihanna looks like Sideshow Bob on that cover.
Rhianna looks like Sideshow Bob’s ho-bag niece.
Has Jake G always been so damn weird as he has been during the last year and a half. He just seems really kind of lonely, and strange. It seems to me he used to be kind of cool in a Ryan Gosling sort of way, or am I remembering wrong? Was he never cool? The Wii story was just too weird, and I don’t think he was joking. I think he does listen to Whitney and plays his Wii, and I can only imagine that he does it all by himself. Poor little fella.
@Kaiser: I am kind of surprised you find James Marsden cute but I am glad you do. He is so cute. I just wish he could get some better film roles.
EdithP:
“I volunteer to go to the North Pole to keep Prince Hot Ginge warm. And I’m thinking about his north pole, too.”
BAHAHA I love this! But seriously, he could start a harem and I would totally join.
The Moretz girl literally made me lol. I had a few suspicions ever since she went on Letterman(?) in a really cute, but not age appropriate outfit(hair included). Oh well, Lainey seems to think she’s Linnocent 2.0 in the making.
@EdithP & DebR, your one-two punch killed me. Still laughing.
I vote Nick Cannon for my Person of the Day for saying he needs to “woman up” to prepare for delivery. So sweet! So true!
Those poor black people that were used as pawns in ruse to pretend like Paris Hilton is not a bigot. It must have been the most disgusting hug ever.
re: Rihanna, awesome comment from the other site:
“I don’t see pretty. I see Raggedy Ann crossed with a monchichi dressed up as Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard.
And none of that is a complement.”
ITA
The Taylor Swift fake relationship was the weirdest thing of all. If he’s gay or bi and wants to admit it, his people should let him admit it. If he’s just weird, then, well, there’s nothing he can do about that either. But he has been pictured with friends, so hopefully he still has them.
I used to think William was the better looking one – now that they are older, Harry is waaaay more handsome. Maybe it’s my bad boy weakness, but DAMN that boy is hot!!!
Hot Ginger heard there was a ‘pole’ in the North, so he went there looking for strippers.
Okay my fellow Celebitches, I took one for the team. I got home from seeing Sucker Punch, and it was awful. The Hamm Dong was in it for 3 minutes, TOPS! Do not throw yourself on the burning funeral pyre of that film for a look at which way The Hamm is hangin’.
On a brighter note, there was the preview for Fast & Furious 3 and Paul Walker looks really, smoking hot. SMOKING HOTTT!!! Paul Walker for HGF! With a Hamm dessert! Noms!
You know, I want to get behind the Hot Harry thing. Its just that in some pictures he looks sooooo much like my little brother that it gives me the icks.
Wow, those Eva Amurri shots look like they were taken on the set of a really cheap, bad porn set. Her face is really quite bland and expressionless too, and it seems to photograph as much older than she probably is.
Prince Hot Ginge… Nom nom nom…
Eva Amurri {{{shudder}}}
Those pics are doing her no favors. Unless her goal is to get into porn.
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