As previously reported, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn went to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding. TOGETHER. I would pay good money to see Sean Penn throw rice at Reese Witherspoon, but mostly because I think Sean probably has good aim, and he would end up trying to maim poor Reese. Anyway, yes, ScarJo’s dong haze continues, and she’s taking her dong haze on the road. It’s not enough for Sean and Scar to publicly grope each other at restaurants. Now they have to do it at weddings too. Us Weekly has an interesting story about Scar and Sean’s activities at and after the wedding, and prepare yourself. You’ll be nauseous by the end of the article.
To make their first bonafide Hollywood debut as a couple, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn picked the most romantic event possible: a wedding!
Although the couple were caught packing on the PDA during a romantic trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Johansson, 26, and Penn, 50, have tried to keep their fledgling romance quiet closer to home.
But the duo were finally ready to go public, at least among other A-listers, on Saturday at Reese Witherspoon’s wedding to Jim Toth, a CAA agent who represents Johnasson among many others.
The hot new couple watched Witherspoon, 35, wed Toth, 40, at the actress’ Ojai, Calif. home alongside such celebs as Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer, Robert Downey Jr., Matthew McConaughey and love Camila Alves, Alyssa Milano, Colin Hanks, Isla Fisher and hubby Sacha Baron Cohen.
When the farm-style bash was over, Penn and Johansson stopped by Jimmy’s Bar at Ojai Inn and Spa for a nightcap and late-night grub.
According to an eyewitness, Johnasson (wearing a low-cut black with dress, black shawl, and red lipstick) was rattled by all the stares at the packed bar. “This is so terrifying,” she muttered to suit-clad Penn, who held her hand as he led her to their seat.
After the duo ordered gin and tonics, pizza and a club sandwich, they were joined by actor Tom Hooper and a female pal. The Iron Man 2 star gushed about the wedding — and the cake! “It was so great!” she told the table.
After the table cleared, she sat in Penn’s lap — and they made out in full view for 15 minutes, according to the observer.
An insider recently told Us that Johansson, who split from hubby Ryan Reynolds last December is “head over heels” for Penn.
[From Us Weekly]
“She sat in Penn’s lap — and they made out in full view for 15 minutes.” THIS is what worries me. I know a lot of you dislike Scar and you think she’s a slut, and I’m here to tell you: you’re right. She is a slut. She always has been, and if my personal theory about her split from Ryan Reynolds has always involved her wanton biscuits latching on to another man, or other men. That being said, I’ve always respected Scar’s slutty ways. This is a girl who boned Benicio del Toro in an elevator. This is a girl who seduced her fair share of leading men before she got married. I respect that. What I don’t respect is that Scarlett is acting like Sean is “The One”. That this isn’t just about sex, or a fun fling. I worry about her, I really do.
Also: “This is so terrifying,” ScarJo said. What does that mean?!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I really don’t know what in “She sat in Penn’s lap — and they made out in full view for 15 minutes” makes you think that Scarlett is acting like Sean is “The One”, seriously.
“terrifying” could refer to them being in public with everyone staring
I can agree with you on this, that it’s dangerous to pretend that SP is the one instead of a rebound thing.
I don’t know if she is a slut, but I do feel that she has some low self esteem problems, just by looking at her I feel a bit dirty and the same goes for Penn.
They both seem a bit lost about themselves, so who knows it might be a match made in heaven after all?
Ah!! what am I saying? I’ll refrase: if they continue to see each other, I give it two years max.
If I were Jim Toth, I would not represent her. That is so disrespectful and definitely slutty of both Scarjo and Penn. What are they…two hormonal teens?
They are more fun than 99% of celeb-couples out there.
“To make their first bonafide Hollywood debut as a couple,”
I would think an organization the size of Us Magazine would at least spell-check their articles…the word is “bonerfide”.
I’m with ‘could be a trick’.. terrified because of everyone in the bar staring.
you’d think by now that people staring in a bar wouldn’t be so horrifically terrifying. I like Scarlett, but I can not stand Sean Penn. Hope she gets over this quickly.
@Rita….lol…true!
This would be hilarious if he didn’t have kids. Oh well, over 50% get divorced , and many kids have to get used to “new” mommy/daddy or mommy’s new friend, etc. Heck, Reese ‘s kids are younger & have been through a bunch of “new” friends via mommy & daddy…I hope Scarjo & Sean last until at least Cannes- what a show that would be!
He (SP) is like puff the magic dragon. An we all thought the Ryan Renolds relationship was bad….huh
Scarlett honey, he is playing you. You are too taken with his “creativity” to see objectively. Once you hit 30 you will see how naive you were then. Trust me, I’ve been there, only it was a musician not an actor. Enjoy the dong, ’cause it is indeed good dong,and leave with your dignity.
They are a perfect match…they are both nasty!
I really don’t see the need to worry Kaiser, ScarJo’s a big slutty girl with millions of dollars in the bank:)
I feel like I have a combination of lung cancer and cooties after reading this post.
Was she the muse for Woody Allen?
Wonder if they were involved, whether it helped getting her the leading roles.
She’s a hoochie. No doubts.
Sean Penn is a creep who has a history of abusing women. He is manipulative and smart enough to draw a young girl in and control the f–k out of them. So yeah it’s worrisome that Scarlett’s getting serious with him. Scarlett obviously isn’t that smart and she’ll screw anything but Penn is a different sort all together.
I don’t get the concern or worry. She’s a dumb skank. A really pretty, bombshell kind of skank, but a skank nonetheless. Cripes- she had a “thing” with Woody childmolester Allen before she was even 20! I think the marriage to Ryan Reynolds was the anomaly here. Only a matter of time before Scarjo will be trying to make excuses for her “bruises and falls”. (and the foreign hookers!)
I am so jelly that she had sex with Benicio in an elevator. I just hope that she is picking up acting tips from Penn because she blows hardcore as an actress.
@Marjalane Did she really have a thing with Woody Allen or do people just like saying that??? I only ask because Scarlett is not secretive when she screws someone(elevator sex with BDT a good example) and there would have been concrete rumors I haven’t seen any.
Don’t worry about her. She’ll get bored with him soon enough. He’s too old to keep her interested for long.
So if you’re terrified of people looking you in public why would you feel the need to mount Sean in full view like a dog in heat in front of all those terrifying people? Just a question.
The pda is just gross & tacky. No matter who it is. Get a room!
They are two consensual adults in a relationship. What’s the big deal??
Better than a lot of fake couples in Hollywood.
We’ll see how hot she is for him when he starts slapping her around a little.
Pregnancy announcement in 3..2..1
Wow.. I just read this. I only follow a couple of celebs a man I had no idea people felt this way about Scarlett. Not at all. I have to say I didn’t know that story about Benicio either..
I have to say I don’t believe that story. But women do go for older men. I she is really involved with Penn. It will last and then end. She will next find the guy for her. Watch.
But I’m just floored after reading the comments.
@Roma
word to the mother!
This is off topic, but the food at Reese’s wedding must have been awful if all the guests went out for pizza and club sandwiches afterwards! Usually after a wedding I am stuffed to the gills…
I just find her annoying. The rest of it-whatever-they’re 2 adults. And it’s certainly not the first May-December romance out there.
They are both gross, IMO.
The big deal is that Scarjo wants to be
this influential model citizen by being an ambasador for a charity organization,
works for children’s charities, all while doing what she does best. Says, she and Sean hate the media, while making out in public. As time goes by, we all learn that Scarjo has been using her body to promote herself. Woody’s wife and daughter were very upset with Scarjo, why? I did not believe about Benicio, but? The baseball player who gave her herpies? As time goes on, we are learning more about the real Scarjo.
Two consenting adults having sex, there is nothing wrong with that, ENJOY! But, don’t try to fool everyone by telling stories, like we the public are so naive. That’s the point.
Dick is who she is looking for.
Now, to you guys out there, if you were Ryan Reynolds, how would you be feeling right now? That’s who I feel sorry for.
I love Scarlett & I don’t think that she is a slut AT ALL. She just came out of a failed relationship & is having fun with the guy of the moment. Damn near everyone does that & there is nothing slutty about it. Granted I don’t think that Sean Penn would be my ideal rebound fling, but I’m not ScarJo & I try not to be *too* judgey about these things
She’s a gross PIG!!!
I think she said this is “terrifying” because she was with THE ONE and realized she could had been with several… and she had to control herself to not screw things up with THE ONE…haha
I think a Sean Penn fling (I said fling, not serious relationship) would be fun. He’s written and directed relevant movies (especially MILK) and he makes bold political statements. He’s played all kinds of characters and is obviously a tortured artist type. He’s passionate. That’s fun, and interesting, at least for a fling. Also, I think he’s hot. The only thing I think is a little yeesh is that Scarlett and his own kid resemble each other. :/
But if I don’t think about that, they’re fun to watch. I kinda like ScarJo because she’s got a back east accent and does Tom Waits covers.
In my opinion, neither one of them has any class. Lap dances and public groping is NOT classy and should be private. He always looks like a mess and makes me wonder if he smells and she always looks like she is trying to hard to vamp it all up! They deserve each other but not in public, please!
LMAO @ FLAN & ISABEL.
I THINK IT’S HOT!
There’s no reason to call her a slut(I kind of hate that word). With Scarlett, I dislike some of the attention she gets because I think her looks are overrated and I don’t think she’s much of an actress.
But her sex life choices are her choices, I’m not going to judge them. It would be wrong if this affair had supposedly started before she separated from Ryan, but that’s not the case(AFAWK haha). PDA can be annoying, but not really a reason to totally trash a person.
He’s ugly, full of himself, and has a history of domestic abuse plus recent insults towards his ex-wife. If you’re gonna go for a fling/older man, why on earth would you go for this creep? She must have some major insecurity and self-loathing. I guess we can just be grateful she didn’t develop a crush on Mel Gibson.
I’m no Ryan Reynolds fan. but he definitely wins the post-divorce rebound.
The only thing that bugs me is the whole thing of sitting in his lap, and public make out sessions, etc. These two act like hormonal teenagers who’ve never gotten laid.
@ ROMA…Tell it sista!
I need to pour bleach over my head and take a hot shower.
Cause ewwwwwww.
I really don´t understand why Penn is getting all the ladies, He´s a WOMEN BEATER! Hes used to beat the SH#T out of Madonna AND NOBODY REMEMBERS THAT anymore, Jeezus…
Poor Reese now have this story attached to her wedding day festivities. 😀
I have no respect for abusive men. They never change no matter how old and “wiser” they get.
Oh, and I KNEW there was something going on with Woody Allen and his “muse of the season”. Someone’s doing the couch tests way too much.
Two words: Gerr Oss.
Doesn’t she have any good friends who will smack her on the forehead and tell her to STOP IT?!
i really envy their chemistry – i want that.
one life to live and all that. this may run it’s course, and they both stand to lose… NOTHING.
I really dont see what the fuss is young women go for older men all the time. They are just having a bit of fun after they both got out of bad marriages.
She didnt have sex with Benicio either that was denied by both of them
wow, she boned benicio del toro in an elevator?!?! i have to admit, that is kind of hot.
If she’d done that at my wedding I’d have kicked her skanky *ss out. That’s so disrespectful.
Ok, first off I have to say – I think she’s a slut and I hate this pairing. But….
She didn’t “mount him at the wedding” – she sat on his lap making out at the bar afterwards. Not that classy, but it wasn’t at the wedding, right?
Second – “but the food at Reese’s wedding must have been awful if all the guests went out for pizza and club sandwiches afterwards!” They went to a bar afterward and ordered “late-night grub.” You’ve never done that? After some drinks at a bar, you’ve never felt the need to soak up some of the alcohol with some pizza or subs?
I, too, feel sorry for Ryan. She should have SOME class and maybe keep some of this sh*t private. Who really gives a f*ck if these two are doin it, but since her divorce happened like a couple of minutes ago, maybe keep this Sean Peen on the DL for a bit, honey.
Slut? Really? I thought we were past that whole double standard. I think she should live it up. It’s a hell of a lot more fun than being someone’s BEARD.
God, that must suck.
hmmm, so ater some liquid courage, she then mounts Sean Penn, I’d need more than that to bed a douche.
a old one at that.
These two are getting back at their exes in the public domain for perceived wrongs. Alls fair in love and war….party on!
Ok can I just say .. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
leak a sex tape already…
Kaiser, I question how you can respect someone for being slutty. Sure, we ladies have the power to choose our sexual relationships, whether they are platonic or not, but treating your body as though it was a “drive in” is not good in the end. Ask any “mature” former slutty lady and she will likely say there are many regrets they have about this type of past behaviour. It is dangerous to ones soul and spirit in the end. Girl Power means having the power to choose but choosing wisely so you aren’t damanged in the end. Of course, there will always be a handful of still slutty “mature” women who never get it yet they are sad and all alone-no girlfriends, no guyfriends- and they can’t figure out why! Yikes!
Most women go after older men because they are more mature and stable and want to leave the young immature boys/men behind. What is ScarJos excuse?
@Miss Marie: From a former promiscuous girl, now married woman of 5 years, I can tell you with certainty that I have absolutely no regrets. In fact, I look back on those days fondly as I learned a lot about myself (physically and emotionally) during that time. I am not “damaged,” nor are millions of other women who have done the same. Maybe you aren’t confident enough to back your decisions, but I certainly am.
@ MJ I heartily concur well said…
So let me understand this…SJ is a slut for sleeping with SP and he….isn’t. Right. Double standard much??
I too had a hell of a lot of fun after the demise of my marriage. Am I damaged? NO. I was single and that is a state of being for which God invented condoms. Like MJ I learned a lot about myself, both sexually and personally and I regret not one minute of it. I’m also happily married again, and met my husband after the supposed ‘death-knell’ cut off of forty. Oh and yes, he does know all about my shenanigans when single and has no problems with it….quite the opposite actually….LOL