Poor Jessica Biel. She goes from a tough breakup (with Justin Timberlake) to a film where she’s working with a notorious womanizer, and she still can’t get this junk going. It actually reminds me a lot of the Jennifer Aniston stuff when Aniston and Gerard worked on Bounty Hunter – there’s this effort, this straining to be mentioned together in tabloid stories. And if Biel doesn’t watch out, she’s going to get the same “Butler Treatment” – a very public finger up the bum after which she’s promptly dumped for his next conquest. Anyway, Biel has really been trying to make this Butler thing happen. Her people have already leaked stories about how Butler is somehow pining away for her on the Louisiana set of their new film, Playing the Field. Her people have also leaked stories about how the two have eaten food together – GASP! – although even People Magazine isn’t convinced. And now this story:
Jessica Biel and costar Gerard Butler ordered 13 dozen cupcakes from Cush’s Grocery and Market for the cast and crew of Playing the Field, which they’re shooting in Shreveport, La.
“It’s a wide variety of cupcakes [that] she and Gerard ordered for a Friday treat,” a source tells PEOPLE. Biel has dropped into the store several times for lunch, and usually orders the chicken salad special, the source says, calling the actress “one of the nicest, most down-to-earth people.”
[From People]
Jesus, Biel. We get it. You. Gerard. Cupcakes = Butler licking your cupcakes privately. It’s an attempt to sound like Jessica and Gerard are making coupley decisions together, like Gerard rolled over in bed and said, “My darling, I just thought of the nicest thing. We should buy the crew cupcakes!” Who is buying this crap?
Also – Jessica is “one of the nicest, most down-to-earth people”? Truly nice and down-to-earth people don’t need their publicists to shove quotes about their niceness down everybody’s throats. I’ve read interviews with Biel – and while she’s not actively mean or nasty, she’s totally full of herself. I want to hear from the Shreveport residents who say things like, “That Jessica girl is okay, but she’s always pushing her booty out whenever that Gerard fella is around. I think she’s stalking him?”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Oh please, I bring cupcakes into work, too, big friggen deal. Stay away from Gerry, Biel….he’s not pining for you, he’s pining for me!
IMO she is just not that attractive. Yes, she does have a great bod and those bee-stung lips, but that’s about it. I think she thinks that she is much hotter than she really is.
I know what I would do with GB and cupcakes that are well frosted…oh, Gerry, Gerry, Gerry… why settle for bronze when you can have gold….leave him alone bitc-iel.
I am not a Butler fan but I have to question how many fameho’s does Gerry have to be connected to before he’s considered a fameho too?
In that close-up of him, it appears that Gerry needs some time with his hair colorist and some Head-n-Shoulders.
Yikes. Not appealing.
I’m not a fan of Jessica Biel, but I have to say- it’s nice to see a pretty, (not great, but pretty) actress that isn’t caked in make-up. At least she looks real.
I would like to miss Jessica Biel for a while. I’d like to come across even a tabloid photo of her and think, “It’s been a while since I’ve seen this girl, and she’s looking happy.” If she didn’t try so hard and wasn’t so desperate – if she kept a low profile – it’s possible we would / could miss her!
Is Gerard going to stick a finger or 2 in the cupcakes, too?
Her face is just tragic it reminds me of a horse. No offense to horses because they are cute animals however females shouldn’t look like them.
eyeliner is your friend.
I just.. every time i see her i know she has a hot body and she should be beautiful but… I just don’t see it.
She is pathetic. No wonder Timberlake dumped her.
Kaiser , did you see “The ugly truth”? I watched it the other day, now Gerard is not really my type but the way he slammed KH against the elevator door and kissed her…DAMN! And the dancing scene…DOUBLE DAMN! 😀
Raven – Yes, I saw it. I was SHOCKED at how much chemistry Gerard and Heigl had.
How do we know that Butler’s people aren’t the ones putting these stories out. Maybe both of their teams are working together to help create sexy, carefree images for both of these actors.
I don’t see anything that would lead me to believe that Gerard is so above the Hollywood game. I haven’t heard anything in his interviews or seen anything in his behavior that shows that he doesn’t need to generate interest in his image and movies.
Actually, thinking back on all of those times that the paps were able to find him flirting with/making out with random women and the stories of him hooking up with chicks, I believe that he is just as big of a famewhore as Biel is said to be. Because why would the paps be stalking him, he’s not that famous, nor is he an A-list star that makes blockbusters. He’s no different then B. Coop when it comes to trying to be seen as a leading man. So, this leads me to believe that he has called them in the past to get tabliod time and raise his profile to help his carrer.
you know, if she wants to smother her body is cupcakes and then have some man lick it off whats the problem? hell, i’d shove a dozen cupcakes up my cooter if it meant gerard would be up in there. yes, please.
I notice she smiles more since she’s not with Justin Douchebag.
Her face annoys me.
Without a doubt Gerard is as big a famewhore as Biel. He also has an image to sell and needs this film to be successful. For some crazy reason he gets a pass and Biel gets the “try too hard” label. I’m meh on Biel and I’d definitely let Gerard hit it, but wouldn’t give him my real phone number after.
In that first pic, Biel looks a lot like Christy Turlington. Same nose and cheekbones.
@jinni I so agree with you…Of course it helps that I don’t find him attractive so I don’t have blinders on when it comes to his actions.
Not one of us has a relationship with Gerry…so why comment on who or how many women he is seen with. It shouldn’t make any difference to any of us! The only thing that should matter is that he is so nice to his fans and makes us feel very special. As for the comment about him being smelly…don’t know where this person got this. I was lucky enough to get a hug from him when he was filming MGP and he had been doing scene after scene riding the motorcycle in 85 degree weather and he smelled wonderful!!!!
She makes me want to break things!
No, she ordered the cupcakes then asked him to pay for half.
Stupid girl.
Where was Butler’s assistant to brush off his dandruff before his photo op? Dude needs a hairstylist stat!!
I am really digging that orangy-red lipstick in the second pic. Not a colour you’d think would work but it does.
Buying cupcakes = story? since when? don’t worry yourself Kaiser,it’s nothing to worry about.
One of these days I’m going to have a Gerard Butler Weekend with all of the Butler movies you peeps have recommended in the past.
She looks amazing in that blue dress. Wow! I used to really like her, but she’s soooo desperate lately. I feel sorry that she hooked up with Timberlake and that he was such a douche to her. I don’t think it’s ever a woman’s fault if the man is a cheating douche. But she’s trying WAY too hard on this one.
That picture with what looks like dandruff was taken at the BAFTA’s and those are raindrops, not flakes – look more closely at the pic. And, Jess does look better in the orangey-red lipstick – gives her face some color.
She really needs to take some time for herself before jumping into anything else. She obviously has self esteem issues, which causes her to feel ‘unable to function’ outside of a relationship.
Can’t really love someone else if you don’t even like or respect yourself…
Ridiculous story. Jessica doesn’t like old men and let’s face it, Gerard Butler is getting old, he sure as hell is looking old in the photos you posted. She’s into athletic man/boys which he is not. Brad Cooper may be more her type, not old-fogey Gerry.
I’m from Shreveport and nobody gives a rat’s ass that JBile is in town. Mr. Butler on the other hand….noms.
Ugh.
TXCinderella, I completely agree. I’ve never thought Jessica Biel was attractive, either. I do not get the appeal whatsoever.
anoneemouse, haha – so true. All of Justin’s ex-girlfriends look happier and start to smile more once they’re no longer with him.