The last we heard from Levi Johnston, he was trying to run for the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska as some sort of thin plot for a reality show. Levi, 20, is not a high school graduate and as far as I can tell has not yet obtained his GED. When asked during an appearance on The View last October why people should vote for him over the incumbent, Levi had nothing at all, and simply said he didn’t have enough time to prepare an answer. The reality show and the mayoral candidacy never came to fruition. He also had that laughable spread in Playboy for which he failed to get buff and didn’t show full frontal.
Now that Levi has no career or education to speak of, he’s writing a tell all about the Palin family. He’s previously talked a lot of smack about the Palins, claiming that his would-be mother in law Sarah Palin wanted to keep his then-girlfriend Bristol’s pregnancy a secret and adopt the baby, and that Sarah’s marriage is on the rocks. He took some of that back after he briefly reunited with Bristol last summer, but now that Bristol has moved on he’s ready to talk.
Levi Johnston is not done baring all.
The recent Playgirl nude model, who had a relationship with Bristol Palin and fathered Sarah Palin’s grandson Tripp, is ready to give an inside view of the famous family.
His story will be revealed in Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, to be released this fall by Touchstone Publishing.
“I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins,” Johnston, 20, says in a statement released by his publisher. “My sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace – how I feel and what I’ve learned.”
Johnston adds: “I’m doing this for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country.”
[From People]
I have no love for Sarah Palin, but this kid is a joke. He needs to go back to school and find something else to do with his life. He’s not interesting, funny or particularly attractive so all he has left to trade on is some insider information about the Palins that he’s already blabbed about to multiple outlets. If this book written by some ghostwriter pisses off Sarah Palin though, I’m all for it. She’s like an angry little bee sipping sugar water all day. All you have to do is give a half-assed wave of the hand and she flies around trying to sting anything she can see.
Photos are from August and October of last year. Credit: Fame Pictures
“…my perplexing fall from grace…”
Heh.
Something tells me this one would be perplexed by the user directions for Head On.
snorefest, unless tina fey reads on tape
i like the bee analogy
What a great legacy to leave your son, trash talking his Grandma and her family so when he gets older he can read it. What a moron.
levi’s book will fit the prevailing narrative about palin so he will profit mightily from his ‘reveals.’ he will write what will earn him spots on shows like ‘the view’ and will say whatever will keep the money rolling in so he doesn’t have to get a real job. why anyone would give this manchild a platform is beyond me.
It’s perfect! A tell all written by an idiot, for idiots about idiots. How is this a bad thing?
Way to go Touchstone Publishing. Give a tell-all book contract to a loser that’s already contradicted his lies over and over again- depending on who has their checkbook out. Not a Palin fan, but I don’t get the hysterical hatred of her or her family. There are lots of other politicians currently doing far more damage to our country than she’s capable of.
“She’s like an angry little bee sipping sugar water all day. All you have to do is give a half-assed wave of the hand and she flies around trying to sting anything she can see.”
OMG, that is funny and so TRUE!!
She’s so annoying and that last photo is hilarious, but wow, that guy is such a huge loser, why would anyone care what he has to say? I feel sorry for his kid.
Gosh, Levi have you ever considered getting a job? That is the way most men make a living – but, no, you are trying anything but getting a real job. I predict this path will fail just like all the other celebrity routes you have tried to take have failed. Maybe you should reconsider getting that GED, leaving the limelight and getting a job to support that baby you had such fun creating.
Obviously I am not a fan of him or any of the Palin tribe.
I am all for it if his reveations keep Sarah Palin from running again. Maybe he will tell us if her son with downs syndrome is really her child or her grandkid.
This (the logic of…) sort of reminds me of South Park’s gnomes that steal underpants:
Phase 1: deciding to write a tell-all book about Palin.
Phase 2: ????
Phase 3: PROFIT!!!
GOOP tip of the day: A cardigan that enhances your curves and a delicate necklace are appropriate, if a bit dated, uptown attire– for female peasants only please.
Heehee, I love how this saga drags itself out, like a slime-trail from a slug.
why anyone would give this manchild a platform is beyond me.
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Agreed and the same goes for Sarah. Why has this bitch not faded off to oblivion yet??
Yeah, a ghost writer will do the writing, just like Snooki, Miley, Justin Bieber and all the other losers with barely enough intelligence to READ a book, much less write one! (including his former almost mother in law; I believe her book was ghost written as well).
I can’t stand the Palins, but I can’t think of anything this douche could say at this point that is something THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO HEAR about them..
and GROSS. That navy sweater is clinging to his moobs. Gross.
I still don’t get what motivated McCain.
Senility?
ROTFL @ Eve! I LOVE the Underpants Gnomes! Excellent analogy!
As for a Palin tell-all… I would be interested if there were some actual juicy bits. I HATE Sarah Palin with the fire of a thousand suns, but I honestly don’t think that she or her husband or their “people” are remotely crafty enough to hide some big, awesome secrets. I think they are grifters for sure & maybe have some thing like shady accounting going on, but nothing really good.
That last picture of Palin is just hysterical. She looks like one of the Coneheads wearing a bad wig to cover the cone!
What is with those names? Tripp, Trig, (or is it Trigger?), Levi, (I know there are more, but I just woke up)…is it in the atmosphere up there or what?
Obviously, he hasn’t learned squat about his “perplexing fall from grace.” The Most Valuable Lesson: the public doesn’t really care for an advantageous, uneducated little boy who changes his mind like he changes his underwear. (If, in fact, he even wears underwear.)
CB…playGIRL. lol. I hope he writes it & it pisses her off too.
Levi sounds like he will do anything for a dime. What kind of publisher would pay this moron for a book he is obviously incapable of writing. Sarah has her fans and she has her critics…so do most other political writers/speakers, etc. She came from nowhere and the sun is setting on her. Is it just me or has politics become more like an American Idol contest? Frankly, the whole bunch of them are BIG disaappointments. ALL of them. The entire country is in the pits and nobody knows the way out.
Not that I think much of Levi, but just like was stated by CB, I’m for anything that’ll piss off Sarah, too!!! Yes…the bee analogy is a keeper!
The bee analogy is excellent, but the slime trail #14 is brilliant!
#11 Agree – at this point the pressure is on. Someone has to come forward to explain all the weirdness surrounding the birth of Trig (and if you follow the different sites, there is everything from substitute babies, to theories that Trig is Todd’s baby by his mistress – whose last name is Tripp! Wouldn’t you think Bristol would choose a different name?)
I hope this kid gets a skill and a bit of education for his own good, and I think he is pathetic for whoring himself out, but I lust LOVE the fact that he is a thorn in the side of Sarah Palin that just won’t go away. I also don’t think they are savvy enough to hide anything major, but even hearing the stupid little dirt makes me laugh. Like when he said she came home early every day and watched wedding shows. Not exactly presidential material here.
the idiots who continue the Trig is Palin’s grandson are just about as stupid as the ones who believe that obama was born in Kenyao or the idiots who believe that 911 was an inside job, with help from the Jews. Oh, and there was someone on the grassy knoll!
Levi Johnston needs to go away. I mean really, you’ve tried to leverage a career and photo shoots with Playgirl out of knocking up Palin’s daughter? So gross. All of the drama with this family, including teen mom Bristol getting paid big $$$ to lecture about abstinence, is so offensive to me. I don’t get how this is all so accepted in the mainstream, everyone in the family are old school famewhores. Just trashy.
@Whatever RE: Snooki’s book… I’m somewhat convinced Snooki wrote that thing herself. IBooks had a free sample available when the book came out and, let me tell you, no professional writer could live with themselves if they got paid to ghost write a book and turned out THAT. I don’t think you can fake something that terrifically stupid.
Honestly, if you ever need a good laugh or possibly an ego boost about your own writing skills, see if iBooks still has that free sample up. You will feel like your journals are written by Hemingway by the time you’re through a page and a half of it.
that bottom photo of palin is side-splittingly hilarious. why is she dressed like a drag queen dumbledore? god, she’s a dumbass. speaking of dumbasses – levi is a bit young for moobs, no?
Who cares. Not a fan of the Palins but i wouldnt believe a word out of this morons mouth. He is trying to turn his long over 15 mins of fame into more. You know he will lie his butt off and create stories about the Palins to sell his “book”. Just give it up Levi! You are a dead beat dad going no where in life! Get a REAL job like REAL men.
I dont htink his book will piss off the Palins because anyone with half a brain knows he is trying to cash in and the book will be full of lies . Even if he puts truths in the book no one will believe them because he has a n axe to grind with the Palins & is trying to make money off them via his book. he has no credibiilty with the American public regardless of how much we dislike Sarah Palin – we dislike dead beat, lying, dads more. What father write a tell al about his sons family?!! He is such a LOSER!
Love the comment original kate – they simply need to go away Palin doesn’t understand that if she were articulate and educated her views would be opposed by at least half the populace but not with contempt and mocking derision; Palin is an example that being able to speak in more than one syllable words has its advantages.
One month Levi was an unknown redneck screwing around in the woods with a drunk Bristol Palin. The next month he is being paraded across the stage all cleaned up in a suit and tie in front of the ENTIRE COUNTRY. Big mistake. He started to believe the hype that he was really something special, when he is really just an unemployed high school dropout sperm donor.
I think the saying goes: can’t put ’em back on the farm after they’ve seen Times Square.
it’s not going to take much to embarrass SP. every time she opens her mouth, she does that, look at her smugness in the header. president? HA,HA,HA lol so funny.
I’m not sure how this is for his son and “for the country.” I’m pretty sure nothing he says will benefit the country in any way, and the only thing he is doing for his son is “airing the family laundry” for all to read – yeah, that’s helpful. Especially when his son is old enough to look this stuff up and see how embarassing his family was/is.
Sounds like Sarah’s hubby never had a “man talk” TO this loser.
Seriously, if Palin can write a book, why not this kid?
This makes me have a little more respect for Bristol, even though I think it’s outrageous that she earns $30,000 for one of her appearances and speeches. At least she’s out and trying to support herself and her baby.
Levi seems to be doing nothing to contribute to the welfare of his child. Though I normally hate the Palins, I do feel a bit sorry for them for having to be associated with this dumbass, and having to see him try to bring down their family for the sake of being famous.
What are you, some kind of idiot? They used this kid and Bristol to further their stupid agenda and discarded them when it didn’t go their way. These people deserve each other more than we do and I hope they keep shitting all over each other in their stupid, petty ways.