These are photos of Jennifer Lopez at a CD signing in Hollywood yesterday. Yes, those are maybe the most unflattering pants EVER. It’s one thing to embrace your curves, it’s quite another to wear a pair of pants that make your hips and ass look comically oversized. Jennifer has Clown Butt. She is Vesty McClownButt.
Didn’t Kim Kardashian wear a pair of pants very similar to this? Only KK’s pants had more draping around her biscuits, creating a “vagina drape” effect. These pants are just “hip drape” pants. Ugh.
Anyway, Jennifer just launched a new video and single and it is… not bad. Here’s Jennifer new video, “I’m Into You” featuring Lil Wayne:
Okay, I have to admit a few things. First, this song is much better than her first single, “On the Floor”. I even like Lil Wayne’s featured rap. Secondly, I have to admit to kind of liking the video. It feel like vintage J. Lo, like it’s circa “Love Don’t Cost A Thing”. She looks really pretty here. And even though the half-naked dude is making a “Bitch, don’t you even think about resting your tacky weave on my manscaped chest” face, there’s a sexy vibe to it all.
Other thoughts, randomly: great manicure, I like the chain mail dress (A LOT), her body looks AMAZING, and I love all of the profile shots. Jennifer has a great profile!
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Maybe it’s just the hair, but that looks like her “pregnant” nose.
Unique. I LOVE? her so much, she’s my Idol, her new album is amazing!!! She’s so beautiful, definitely the most beautiful woman on Earth. Jennifer tu eres mi inspiracion, eres tan bella!
Girl, those pants :/
Is mall hair making a comeback? Everyone is starting to have big hair. But THIS hair is especially hideous!
Oh.my.
The hair and pants are a tragedy.
Ive got nothin for the outfit or the hair but the video / song wasnt bad… not sure Im feelin the crazy dance cut toward the end but whatever.
Cosign the nose comment. No comment on the rest.
Oh where to begin? Those pants are hideous and that hairdo looks like it weighs more than she does. Doesnt she have someone that dresses her – if so, that person needs to be fired.
It isnt thaaaat bad, but my main complaint is just a general one: women shoudl think more long term with their fashion choices— this may be in or fitting with the trends now, btu what about when you look back at yourself– or moreso when OTHERS look back at your photo from 10 years ago, and see you wearing butt-clown pants?
Think if your going to be googled in teh future. What will people find??
Oh Lord. I don’t even know what she was ‘aiming for’ with this. (It’s obvious that she isn’t hitting it.)
Yes, big ugly mall hair (& everything else 80’s, it seems) is coming back around… Break out the god-awful neon!
Something *does* look a little weird with her nose. o.O
I don’t care for her… But this song is suprisingly GREAT =)
That’s how her hips looked like when she was on In Livin’ Color
She looks like an idiot. Someone really needs to tell her she’s not 20 anymore
That looks like some hideous Beyonce getup, wig & all.
I hope Jlo looked at Madonna and saw what she wore at the same event, age appropriate and was judged best dressed. Jlo is trying too hard to be seen since named Most Beautiful, which was a corporate decision for magazine sales hoping to get the idol millions.
How much did this homely washwoman pay to get the most beautiful title?
that model is a Mexican actor from novelas he is hot but has some many scandals of sleeping with underage girls etc. I guess he trying to make it in America
No. Just… no. Ugh.
I love that her record co. continues to try and push her as a HUGE music star- she sucks and always has! J.L. takes autotuned garbage to a new level.
Also- Does she spend ANY time at all with her children? Since Idol started she is out there constantly pushing her new fame. Just wondering.
@Yeppie-Actually he’s a Cuban actor who lives in Miami and works in Mexico. His name is William Levy and was on People En Espanol’s 50 most beautiful ppl’s list. Yes, he’s known for “allegedly” screwing around on his partner (with whom he has two kids) with several actresses. He’s a diva like La Lopez as well.
I’m with dread. I absolutely think she’s channeling Beyonce.
Why does she remind me of Chloe K. in these pics. Must be the spider-leg lashes. Whatever the case, Jenny needs to fire her stylist.
I didn’t see her last video, but this one I love. It’s very Jennifer from 10 years ago. Like the song and the video!
I enjoyed the totally unrelated random dance breakdown in the video. Remember when EVERYONE used to do that? It didn’t matter if they were singing a love ballad or a deeply felt song about heart break- BAM! Unrelated dance break!
Seriously, back around 2000 that was the thing. Every video went kind of like this:
*beautiful woman in a long dress sits by a window, starring longingly out towards the ocean*
As I sit here and hold my heart
I think about what tore us apart
How you couldn’t appreciate a single day
And baby that’s why I went away
I had to be free, had to take command
But now all I want is for you to hold my hand
I made a mistake and now I cry
I wish we hadn’t said goodbye
Love pains me
But I know that it is here to stay
Love gains me
The words I didn’t know how to say
Come back
Before my heart’s ripped all apart
The right track
Is the one that has you at the start
*the girl cries and throws herself on the floor, as the music shifts to the bridge*
Love pains
Oh, I feel so many love pains…
*suddenly the sky goes black, and the girl is randomly in a nightclub. She’s dressed in a gold lame bikini and some manolo blahniks with gigantic hoop earrings. The music balsts in with a techno/salsa beat*
I rock my lambada to my cha cha
I got that beat that’s gonna get cha
Feel my body rock to this sick beat
I’m the hottest chick you ever will meet
*dancers busts out from all sides of the club to carry the girl around in a circle above their shoulders before letting her down to do a moonwalk*
Ooooohhh…
*sky goes dark again, we return to a shot of the girl standing by the ocean ala Madonna’s “power of goodbye”*
Love pains…
Will never go away
*she walks into the water, never to be seen again. Fade to black*
Btw- She really is feeling herself isn’t she? I really don’t like the new song, did you see her dancing skills in the video? She’s really lost it and I think it’s time that she gave it up.
dumb
I can’t watch the video right now, but those pants say all there is to say.
@Dread Pirate Cuervo – “That looks like some hideous Beyonce getup, wig & all.”
God, that all we need, JLo in “House Of Dereon“… x_x
I’ll admit it’s probably really hard for someone like JLo to come back after hiatus. She was everywhere, & her body specifically set the tone for what was ‘attractive’ in pop culture for the next 10 years…
It’s a lot to live up to. I’m not sure if she really ‘has it’ like she used to.
I’m all against overtweezing, but her brows are distracting….
@: Marjalane:
I am with you 100% regarding her record co. I personally cannot stand her. There is something so phony about her.
@Lisa:
I agree with you too!! She is way too into herself. I do not think she is all that now, nor was she all that, back then.
I love the hair and the pants!!! She is making a fierce presentation of her body and turning up, and Jennifer looks AMAZING!
I love her boots, those pants are terrible. The hair makes her face look fat. Liking the beat, but not the overall song. Lol the guy didn’t even look kind of interested into her, looked so bored. This video reminded me of a Beyonce video
clown-butt pants? that is hilarious!
she is trying too hard, and that hair, I haven’t seen that since the Lion King or is she channeling the lion from a wizard of oz?
Her brows really are distracting… Maybe that’s what’s making her nose look strange? (Screwing up the dimensions in her face, or something?)
It’s totally obvious that she’s trying to jump back into being the ‘universally hot girl’ by imitating Beyonce.
Jennifer Lopez looks like crap but then again I think she is crap so…
Holy Moly……….I just can’t. >_<
I can’t stand this woman.
You know who’s not into her? The male model that was used in the video. don’t think he could’ve looked less disinterested/bored. Bad model I say. He’s gettin paid. He could at least try to fake some enthusiasm esp. since this is supposed to be a ‘hot’ video.
JLo always a beautiful woman, looks stunning in this vid. Love the chainmail and the makeup used for the vid. As for the vid itself – meh.
I’m not even going to address the situation with the pants in the featured pic. ‘sides Kaiser already summed it up perfectly. Vesty McClownButt. 😀
OMG! She is completely gray! Her roots are all gray…wow.
She looks good though.
@Wendy City: Thank you for mentioning. I, too thought the grey roots were quite distracting.
bahahaha@ ‘clown-butt pants’
my mom and jen should share a wardrobe 😀
these pants were trendy in the 80s with Cyndi Lauper, but they died with the decade. mom still loves them and ocassionally tried to ‘dress’ her daughters in them – nope, she never got the memo – we’ve all agreed we’d rather french kiss the neighbour’s bulldog than wear this.
the only good thing in this video is william levy: he’s got the sexiest smile ever!!!
def perfect for hot man friday: can I request him???
I’m sure this is what the Mayans had in mind when they built the great city of Chichen Itza thousands of years ago. They really hoped that one day in 2011, some skanky no-talent try-hard would be writhing around on the temple trying to breathe life back into her stale career.
What’s with the overt advertising at the beginning of this video as well as the On the Floor video? Is she so broke that she can’t even fund her own videos now? I can’t deny that her skin and figure look great, but there’s just no originality to this song and she CAN’T SING. Evidently, she can’t dance anymore either. She needs to give it up.
@DetRiotgirl: *giggle, snort* That was great!
She does have her pregnancy nose back… only woman I know whose nose gives it away before her belly…just sayin’
Those pants should NEVER have been made, and NEVER EVER been seen!
That pic:
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Those are some of the dumbest pants I’ve ever seen. Why in the world would you place your already big a$$ look like it’s a jiffy-pop fart puff is beyond me.
But that was a good laugh..
LOVE JLo…HATE this outfit. It IS a clown suit.
For god’s sake those eyebrows are driving me crazy!
The song seems like her old days but the dance part is horrible.
thought it was Beyonce at first. Those Eyebrows are awful.
Giselle with her legs that go on forever, could wear these pants and we’d still want to call them clown pants! Jenny from the block needs a new stylist.
Aw how cool, she’s singlehandedly bringing back the 80’s!! She also looks like she could be Beyonce’s sister. Her looks are changing. This might be a new byproduct in Hollywood from so much plastic surgery. There’s celebrity morphing going on baby……..
You had to ask????????????????????
I agree marjalane it’s the autotuning that is truly the pits. You are not a singer if everything you do needs/is autotuned.
wow those pants make her look fat. and that hair is so frizzy, did she even run a comb through it when she got up this morning?!
She looks pretty good, at least she isn’t wearing something boring. It has us talking about it…
Jennifer Lopez will always be a classic lady, very unique, very sexy, very beautiful no matter what she’s wearing. Clown pants are clown pants that is why we called them this way, big, baggy. Her figure enables her to waer such a pants. Jenn is built strong n muscular. She has beautiful long and strong n big hair. People who do not appreciate Jenn will critic her in a neg. way. People that love her and nurture her will always ambrace her appearance no matter what style of pants or dress or whatever she wants to wear.
I have big ethnic hair, so please don’t lump all big hair in with “mall hair.” We can’t all spend our lives taming the hair.
Agreed, this is trendy and bordering on foolish, but it’s fun. If I had her money and a lack of people around me telling me I looked like a moron, I’d probably enjoy all the expensive duds being thrown at me too. 😉
She would totally do porn to be famous!!
Words cannot express how much I hate those pants.
the camera with which those photos were taken must have had a fun-house lens on it. no woman in her right mind would have left the house knowing she looked like that.
This get up just screams DESPERATE and the caterpillers abover her eyes aren’t helping.
@DetRiotgirl;lol! U’re off d chain!
LOVE the hair, the vest and the boots. There is nothing desperate about that getup; that is a “hey guess what! I can wear anything and this is what I feel like wearing right now” getup. But the pants very nearly wreck everything else.
@FilthyCute – “I have big ethnic hair, so please don’t lump all big hair in with “mall hair.” We can’t all spend our lives taming the hair.”
No offense meant! There’s a difference between ‘big ugly mall hair‘ & ‘big ethnic hair‘, from where I’m standing. Big hair can be done well… JLo just isn’t right now.
Just an all around hot mess. The thing with her brows & nose is really bugging me, too… It just looks weird. Not just like I’m ‘knit-picking’.
WHY OH WHY?!?! Atrocious! Her hair is too big, but at least it looks shiny and healthy. The pants? *shudder*
I get the hate because she does seem kinda terrible, but I don’t know. I think she is beautiful in a way that doesn’t seem lab created– beautiful the way that Kate Winslet is, where I think there are great girdles and makeup artists, but under that she is striking. Certainly more of a pain in the behind — not equating the two on maintenance. But in the underlying material. Right down to the sometimes questionable brows.
Hair and boots are fabulous. The pants need to go. Forever.
no.
I laughed so hard my migraine got better!!! They say laughter’s the best medicine, please put some more pictures of her up.
Honest to God, I’ve always thought she was a decent actress. She was really good in that film with George Clooney.
But she always has to have a “feature” artist along with autotune on her music.
And her hair most definitely is the first thing that enters a doorway. Every pic I see of Jennifer nowadays, I always notice the weave first. It looks FAKE.
I agree with Kaiser tho, JLo has the best profile ever. I love when she wears her hair slicked back into a tight bun in profile.
I like On the Floor 10 times better than this song. She looks gorgeous in some of the shots in this video though. I bet real singers in the industry have major contempt for her. LOL!
STOP—-Hammer Time!!
They CGI’d the shit out of her.
It’s passable. But she’s trying to look hip and young, and it’s just not working for me.
I do think her moves in the chain mail dress are hot though, so that is a glimmer of awesomeness in an otherwise tepid performance.
@Gabrielle
So when did you meet her? Cuz it sure sounds like you two are close. I only met her once. She was not classy, kind of a snot to be honest.
I don’t know if Kaiser and I were watching the same video because I found it to be a boring song and it was only a reason to show case how good she thinks she looks in clothes and only affirms to her and Mark she is. What a big snore..zzzzzzzz
personally i believe that being married to Marc Anthony caused her to slowly lose her mind.
JLo will always be 90s Fly Girl.
The pants … am I wrong in saying that if you had wide hips and one day you just got sick of wearing tailored pants or your jeans, you’d try a pair like these?? I don’t have wide hips, but if I did and if I was having a lazy, comfy day I might consider these clown-butt pants. Just to the local shops, not to a CD signing. 😀
@JemShoes – “I don’t have wide hips, but if I did and if I was having a lazy, comfy day I might consider these clown-butt pants. Just to the local shops, not to a CD signing.”
I don’t have wide hips, either. (Small build all around, but I have one curvy part, my behind.)… & I’ve been known to wear pants that had no purpose beyond being comfortable. (I have a HUGE pair made out of black stretchy material… The legs are so wide that it looks like I’m wearing a floor-length black skirt when I walk in it.
I can’t stand to have a saggy butt. xD Messes up the whole line of the body… & JLo should have known better. She has so much GOOD to show off back there (that’s how I feel about mine, too xD) that it’s like blaphemy for her to let it look like this.
Is it just me or did she not get any color touch ups on her hair? That split down the middle shows a bit of (gasp, dare I say it about J Lo??!) but, a bit of grey. She’s getting too old for what she’s trying to put out.
Most beautiful huh? Those pants only work on THIN women. She has a nice shape, but she should know by now, since she knows ssoooo much about fashion, what works on what body size…and this is NOT it!
And the over the top eve brows and weave are killing me!
Your married with kids and I wish you would stay home with them. I can see dozens of vids like this. Same sound, clothes, women try to out sex each other make me wanna puke. Can I see some talent? I like pants compared to vid.
Big hair, big chin, big ass pants – but she carries it all well
wewwwwwww, she is as always sooooo ridiculous
damn animal killer making fur, i hate her guts
Y’all some haters. Lmao.
I love jennifer. But as a fan that I am and make up artist. They put way to much eye shadow on her eyebrows. Makes them look oversized, making her look kinda weird =/ wish i was her make up artist and hair stylist.