In Touch Weekly has a decent story that probably has very little truth. Well, I think the truth is buried in there, somewhere. In Touch claims that Prince Harry (“Hazzer”) and his liquor-soaked mess of a girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo. But not really – it just seems like they’re fighting and they haven’t really “broken up” for good. The basic gist: Chelsy is all “I’m a party girl, not a princess” and Hazzer is all “Did you SEE Pippa’s ass?” and Chelsy is all *smack*. Oh, my favorite part of this story: Chelsy thinks Kate Middleton is a “Stepford Wife”! ZOMG Stepford Waity. That’s it. It’s the new thing.
An insider reveals that the “gooey spectacle” of the “fairy tale” wedding and romance of Prince William and Kate Middleton sparked a fight between 25-year-old Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy. Not the pair have called it quits, for good this time.
“Chelsy doesn’t want to live her life in a fishbowl,” the insider explains. “Even if Harry were to propose, she’d say no. She doesn’t want to be a princess.”
And while Harry genuinely feels for Chelsy, the insider says he isn’t exactly heartbroken about being single and free again.
“Harry knows that with his looks, charm and title, he can have practically any woman he wants, so he figures, why not play the field?”
Part of the problem, in fact, might have stemmed from Harry’s habit of straying even while he was technically “with” Chelsy. An insider reports that Chelsy was frequently upset by the rumors that Harry had a wandering eye and cheated on her. “Harry will never be the faithful type,” adds an insider. The insider says that Harry and Pippa Middleton have been talking on the phone since the wedding. And on May 8, Harry was seen chatting up Charlize at a polo match.
“Chelsy saw the way that he was flirting with Pippa Middleton at the wedding…and it’s only natural that she felt pangs of jealousy.” Harry’s frequent phone calls to Kate’s little sister were also making Chelsy fume, as was the fact that Harry’s family seems to prefer Pippa to Chelsy.
“Pippa knows how to play the game, and she says all the right things… Chelsy is more of a free spirit.”
And Chelsy isn’t a fan of Kate Middleton, either. Despite her former status as a “commoner,” the new Duchess of Cambridge seems to have been born for the royal spotlight. Not so with Chelsy, a party girl who was called out on her hungover appearance at the wedding.
“Chelsy doesn’t want to be like Kate,” says the insider. “Kate is like a Stepford Wife.”
As for Harry, the insider speculates that the current “most eligible bachelor on the planet” may want an American girlfriend next. “He wants to go to LA with Will and Kate in July… and from what I hear, he wants to conquer all of the leading ladies in Hollywood!”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
I was tweeting about this yesterday evening, and we were guessing as to Hazzer’s type amongst the Hollywood girls. J.Rob at Pajiba suggested Harry for January Jones’s baby-daddy (hilarious), and in an ideal world, we could see him with someone like Emma Stone. But in a reality, he would totally go for Blake Lively, right? She’s kind of horsey (Englishmen love that, from what I can see – JK, but not really), she’s got a great figure (Hazzer is a boobs and ass man, I think), and she’s blonde. Plus, if we’re judging Hazzer’s type from Chelsy, he likes his ladies a little bit trashy. I think Blake’s naked photo scandal qualifies. Hazzer’s probably checking those out right now.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Yeah, I could see Ginger dong going for Boobs Lively. Love your dialogue between Chelsy & Harry (bet it went down like that)!
First off, I am sure harry has spoken to pippa prior to Kate and Williams wedding. They must know each other about 10 years now, so I can’t imagine that, as the press presents it, he suddenly realized Pippa was there and was chatting her up avidly as a future conquest. I believe Chelsea comes from a well to do family, is a confident girl with career plans and a different goal for her life than being ‘the wife of..’. Being married to the future king of england or any royalty for that matter is not a big dream any more for many women. I think most of us realize that it is probably not the happiest alternative despite riches and lots of attention. If she does love Hazza and her her, it is sad that they probably won’t be able to reach a compromise.
If true, its a sad situation. But, I can’t get past how crappy she looked in that green dress. Not wonder Harry was following along behind Pippa’s fabulous behind.
Evenso he may like to date/bang them trashy I don’t think he’d like to marry trashy. So when it happens (he proposes) most probably it would be with someone “out of the blue”, no someone he’d dated for years and it would be some nice “right” girl who’d made good even if somewhat stepford wife, mother of his kids and member of royal family.
I can’t believe she wore that to the royal wedding. I wouldn’t want to have to follow middleton’s act either.
as for american girlfriends and hollywood… as if. The queen would never allow it, lol.
I really hope he doesn’t rush into marriage he just won’t make a good husband, he’s not ready to settle down and won’t be faithful, won’t even be subtle about being unfaithful. Any girl that marries him now would just be asking for a decade of misery.
Love that balcony picture where it looks like his hidden right hand might be taking the measure of Pippa’s posterior while they both pretend butter doesn’t melt in their mouths.
Scarlett J would be perfect for him. She has a trashy side too.
Hehe great article. Chelsy is jealous because Pippa looked far better than she did on the Big Day and Hazza (love it) realises it too. Chelsy is just having fun with her family’s money – no career or personal plans at all. She may be having fun with Harry on & off and both know she won’t be The One. Harry will have to marry eventually and will of course marry someone Palace-approved. I think he and Charlize who he was photographed meeting recently (forget Blake) would make an awesome couple. Blake is too embarassing a connection for him to contemplate. Imagine the happy-snap photos she’d take of him on her iPhone LOL.
I will have to be the one who says it, but those are the two most unfortunate looking females with Harry. (top picture)
Yes, I said it. Chelsy is slightly butterfaced. Pretty hair. Tragic face.
Harry will end up with a girl that runs him. He is the type to have to be p*ssy whipped in order to settle down.
And I really don’t think Pippa is interested in him. Maybe a drunken hookup. But nothing she would admit to.
I see her marrying a fabulously wealthy man, with a socially prominent family.
I just don’t see Pippa looking to live in the Royal fish bowl. I just don’t think that is her goal.
Am I the only one on the planet that liked her outfit?
@gee
You don’t think it looks like something about 20 years older would wear?
@ Carolyn
“Chelsy is just having fun with her family’s money – no career or personal plans at all”
While she is not my favorite person, Chelsy does have a career & plans. She has degrees in economics and law and will begin practicing law in England shortly at a reputable London firm. So yes, she a party girl with a taste for booze but not aimless.
yes
No Gee! I liked it, too. I don’t think she’s that ugly either.
@ gee
Yes, I think you are the only one who liked the outfit. It wasn’t that bad but her hangover face didn’t help really.
So tired of the complaining from this girl. She’s been dating a prince for the last seven years! If she hasn’t gotten to grips with that by now then when will she ever? I’m over their whole on/off relationship. Harry and Pippa would make a much more interesting pair anyway.
To say a girl with a Law Degree has no career ambitions is just dead wrong. The girl returned to London to work at a Law Firm. Does she like to party, yes, but she also works. I’m not a fan but I need to give the hard work a law degree takes it props.
she looked (and usually does) horrific at the wedding in the photographed Alberta Ferreta. I did not see a photo of what she wore that evening so one would hope it was better than photographed outfit.
And the Fascinator slapped on her head is awful.
That dress did not fit her right. I think she has enough money that she could’ve gotten something that was properly tailored.
She reminds me of Sarah Ferguson in a way. Hope he doesn’t end up with her – she seems kind of trashy.
The basic gist: Chelsy is all “I’m a party girl, not a princess” and Hazzer is all “Did you SEE Pippa’s ass?” and Chelsy is all *smack*.
*snicker*
well; the day the in touch say something right, it would be cause they chage everything in it. Harry will not go to l.a with his brother; he doesnt have a interest in girls like pippa who is in loove with being famous cause he hate the media attention and chelsy knows who is dating a prince in the 7 years. So; its just a tabloid who knows that talking about it will make money and doesnt have anything to disagree cause the royal family dont talk about the status of their relationships. So, just get over it! Thats a mess story
good for her, unlike the Middleton sisters who refused to work waiting for some rich and famous guys to take care of them for the rest of the useless lives.
“I don’t want to be a princess” = “I don’t ever want to be sober.”
Chelsy has not worked a day in her life. She currently does not have a career.
She studied law, props for that, and may or may not start working this fall, but so far she has not worked.
In fact, since the end of her studies last June, she has been vacationing non-stop for a year now and is currently partying in Europe.
Not even Waity had that much vacation.
PICK ME HARRY, PICK ME!!!
Such a tragic life, to be a princess. **sigh**
The day she starts to work we will be able to say that she has a career. Until then, she has none. She hasn’t worked a day in her life, as far as it seems. How exactly is she different from Kate? She’s been with Harry for seven years, always taking him back after everything. She lives in an apartment her rich parents bought her. All she does is travel, party and shop, spending their money and that’s it. Why is Kate called Waity and Chelsy is “a free spirit”? It’s not hard to be free spirit when you have all the money in the world given to you. I have nothing against her, I even like her in a way but don’t make her something she isn’t.
He can do just like his dad did. He can marry Pippa to make the Queen happy then cheat on her with Chesly… Just like Charles did with Diana and Camilla.
Why is Kate called Waity and Chelsy is “a free spirit”?
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@Mare – because of the difference in their attitudes.
Waity was all sit and wait patiently, perfectly
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Chelsy is all I don’t give en Eff!
Chelsy does seem to have become part of British high society, since she’s spending the summer traveling with the sister of Pippa’s former roommate. But why is she traveling with a girlfriend and not Harry? Harry never seems to be a priority for her.
I literally LOL’ed while reading this post! And I could totally see Scarlet Johannson boning him! But I can’t see him actually doing the orange, skeletor Pippa…she may have a nice shape to her butt but something tells me when the clothes come off, there is NO T&A, ya know?
@Carolyn: Chelsy Davy has a job. A well paid job. I’d bet my money she has a much better paid job than you. How rich of you to put her down so stupidly. I personally think Chelsy is much better off without the RF circus. At least she could do whatever she wanted privately and without idiots like you commenting on it.
i think it’s clear chelsy ‘works hard and plays hard’ she has a law degree so she’s clearly not an idiot or lazy. wealthy and has the benefits of an easy, cushy life? yes-but clearly not lazy. i think she clearly works hard and plays hard, so good for her.
@kiikii – How do you know that? I’ve read million times that she hates England and wants to live in Africa and she’s back to London again, back with Harry. She “says” she doesn’t care but she stays with him for seven years. Who knows what’s her attitude? Who knows for certain that she doesn’t give en Eff? What do we know about their attitudes?Kate was waiting for the wedding, probably because she had a deal with William that they will marry one day. I’m sure if he or his family wanted her to have a regular job, she would find it.
So Chelsy is on yet another holiday in Spain with girlfriends. Not with Harry. What a surprise. And what does she need a holiday from anyway? Law degree or not (and I have one and sure it’s hard work) she seems to be permanently on vacation.
Harry is the future Charles. He will marry a woman that the people will love but the women he truly likes he will keep on the side. It’s a Camilla and Charles of the future. Good for Chelsy. She is her own woman and isn’t worshiping his highness. It’s probably why he is still with her. She isn’t a dumb bunny. Hey she has Harry chasing her, she must be doing something right.
After reading this, I now think that Charlotte Casiraghi would be perfect fit for both Harry AND the Queen. She’s a party girl who is the daughter of a princess. She’s wealty, titled, and grew up familiar with royal protocols. She’s a gorgeous fashionista who could steal some of Kate’s (and Pippa’s) spotlight. On a more personal note, her childhood was marred by the sudden death of a parent just like Harry’s. Charlotte too had a surviving parent unable to deal adequately with a deeply grieving child. Their birthdays are six weeks apart. I’m telling you; it would be superb.
Dana: Charlotte is indeed beautiful but she is also a Roman Catholic. It would be literally illegal for Harry to marry her unless he gave up his right to the throne. Which he is free to do, of course, but I doubt he ever would. I’m not sure if he would even give it up for Chelsy either, even though they have been together, off and on, for 7 years now.
I do wish Chelsy would get to work, though. She is so superior to Stepford Waity, in my opinion, of course. She could have been put together a little better at the wedding; a bit of a mess.
Harry can do better. Chelsy always looks rough
I’d like to be a Princess, but I would never put up with being cheated on.
honestly, this girl is waiting around for him. harry doesn’t seem to be too distressed about their relationship because he knows chelsy will always be around the corner inviting him over for dinner to lure him back or following him to parties to get pictured with him and start rumors of their reconciliation.