A few weeks ago, I gave Christina Hendricks credit for finding two somewhat flattering outfits. The first was just a casual jeans-shirt-blazer combination that I thought suited her, and the second was a boob-tastic, strapless, corset dress in black. Many of you liked the booby dress, mostly because (in my opinion), if you click on a Christina Hendricks story, you expect to see her most publicized feature: BOOBS. I’m starting to wonder if Christina is happy with that situation. She seems to be trying to cover up a bit more often lately.

So, these are photos of Christina at the LA Film Festival premiere of Drive, the film that she did with Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan (Carey wasn’t at the premiere, but Ryan was). I don’t know who or what Christina is wearing. It’s absolutely hideous. It must be hell to find a suit that fits her, so I applaud her effort on that part. But the high-necked, ruffled blouse – in that unflattering blush-pink – is just awful. It looks awful with the suit, it looks terrible on Christina, and it’s all so bad that it’s made me recall something that Jessica Simpson once said. You know it’s bad when I’m citing Jessica as some kind of style expert, but she was right about this: women with big boobs (Jess, Christina, me) should not and cannot wear high-neck anything. No high-neck blouses, no turtlenecks, nothing like that. It makes you look top heavy and stubby. Which is exactly what’s happening here to Christina – she’s added unneeded weight on her top half, and she’s covered up one (two?) of her best assets. Plus, that blouse is just fug. Here’s another style tip for the big-breasted: NO RUFFLES. Jesus.

I dislike the hairstyle too, but at least she’s growing out her bangs, I guess.

Photos courtesy of WENN.