This just illustrates how the gossip world is pretty dead today. Us Weekly’s lead story – the one that they email out as their lead link – is about Brad Pitt taking Angelina Jolie to a little restaurant in Mdina last night. The “hook” of the story? Brad Pitt also took Jennifer Aniston to the same restaurant back in 2003, when they were married. Us Weekly even compares each couple’s different menus. Seriously. I think they buried the lead too: Angelina drank five glasses of wine! Bitch was hammered.
Deja vu date! Us Weekly has exclusive photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s ultra-romantic date on Monday night at de Mondion restaurant at the Xara Palace hotel in Malta’s walled, medieval city of Mdina.
After walking in hand-in-hand just past 7 p.m., Pitt, 47, and Jolie, 36, chose an outdoor table featuring stunning views of Malta. (The actor is filming World War Z in the southern European country; Jolie and their six kids have been staying with Pitt at a rented $11 million estate.) They feasted on a seafood-based tasting menu put together by Executive Chef Kevin Bonello: crab salad, poached rockfish, risotto with seafood and fine cheese. An eyewitness at the posh eatery tells Us the happy couple “ate everything on their plate” — and washed it down with five glasses of wine each!
“They were very, very romantic…Like a couple in love,” the observer says, adding that they seemed “a little tipsy” as they exited around 10 p.m.
As it turns out, Pitt has supped at de Mondion before — with Jennifer Aniston. Back in May 2003, he and his then-wife Aniston, now 42, sat at in the same outdoor area. At the time, Pitt was filming Troy in the area. Over dinner, he and Aniston held hands across the table as they dined on rabbit, fish, salad and steak with a raspberry-yogurt souffle for dessert.
When it was time to leave, the affectionate husband and wife even signed the guest book. “Thanks for the great escape. Much love, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.”
[From Us Weekly]
First: I hope Angelina actually ate all of that food. I hope she cleaned her plate for every course, no exceptions. I want to think that she eats a lot and just has a funky metabolism. Second: are we supposed to be comparing the behaviors of the two couples? Brangelina shovels in their food and they get hammered just to deal with each other, while Brad and Jennifer were so filled with love they just HAD to hold hands while they ate and it was all torn asunder by that evil homewrecker!!! Meh.
Last thing: who wants to hang out with Angelina after five glasses of wine? I would love to. I imagine she’s a touchy-feely drunk who is all “I need to call the Empress right now to check on her world domination plans…” and then passes out.
Photos (from Cannes, in May) courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Oh hells bells good for her! I’d love to hang out with her after five glasses of wine.
wow that is a slow news day.
What a beautiful couple. Angelina looks stunning in these photos.
I doubt it’s high metabolism. Bitch needs to eat more. She looked awesome and healthy as Lara Croft.
Well if you had just dealt with all the pain from the refugees she had just visited, you would want a couple of drinks too!!
The “hook” of the story? Brad Pitt also took Jennifer Aniston to the same restaurant back in 2003, when they were married
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This just proves my theory that the stupid tabloids keep this crap alive all these years later. How stupid!
As for the wine, yeah, she has only one more kid than I have and sometimes mama needs to have a few (or several) glasses of wine to unwind.
You picked the best part out of this story. Angelina was foot stomping drunk. Good for her! She could use a wild night every now and again after doing her bestest to save the world.
Well thats very sweet of Brad to take Angie out after traveling to Turkey and Italy on behalf or raising awareness for the refugees. I bet it was really sweet…provided they went out at all. Us Weekly could have pulled this thing outta their ass. I wonder what it takes to get hired at a tabloid because it seems like easy work, I can exaggerate and fabricate sh*t all day if they want.
I bet they’re both a lot of fun when they’re hammered. Sign me up!
I hope she was nicely buzzed like you get when you eat a full meal with some nice wine. After her weekend she deserves a nice break.
@almond she did look awesome as Laura Croft but she had to gain weight to look like that plus wear padding for the boobs.
I’d love to! But geez, do you think they get tired of being stared at ALL THE TIME??? It would drive me crazy.
she looks anorexic!!!
slow…news…day (rolls eyes)
Drunk? With her build, I’d think five glasses of wine = alcohol poisoning.
@Almond” “I doubt it’s high metabolism. Bitch needs to eat more. She looked awesome and healthy as Lara Croft.”
I agree, she looked amazing as Lara Croft, even with the padded chest.
Just wondering, why call her “bitch?” I know it’s slang and not meant badly, but why is this such a catch phrase now to call a woman a bitch? Not singling you out, just honestly wondering.
It’s like saying, “yeah I love Brad Pitt, but dick needs to eat more.” Not getting it.
Good for her. It’s good to read that she’s just like the rest of us, at least in one way!
i can’t believe they remember the food they ate in 2003! like seriously, US Weekly needs to get a clue.
wow!!! gorgeous couple alert, i agree with all above, after what she just experience with her trip, she and him needed to relax, what a sweet heart brad is, he missed his sweetheart,she’s beautiful.
don’t know much about her drinking these days, but if she’s any kind of consistent wine drinker, she def wasn’t drunk off of 5 glasses. i’m about her size (minus a few inches in height) and can down a bottle of wine by myself and only have a slight buzz.
nevertheless, i hope she had a killer buzz going. with that many children and the world to save, bitch needs some relaxation.
I only have two kids and when I get a date night, I drink my face off, too. Good for her. I hope they had a great time.
Angie and Brad seem very happy.. and yes the “Bitch’ term is a bit much.
So is World War Z the documentary detailing Empress Z’s take over of the world?
Lol, I can drink a bottle of wine all by myself and wouldn’t call it hammered.
Seriously? Bitch? Is that really necessary? Do we really need to call other women names like that?
Unless those glasses were the size of a washing tub, it’s hard to see how she got hammered on five glasses.
Wasn’t Brad Pitt supposed to be going to Malta and setting up his own place for awhile why does Angelina have to keep such tight reins on him what is she afraid of, she hangs on, to Brad Pitt for dear life since she beat out Jennifer Aniston and got him. Angie, after 6 years and six kids it’s you! Brad Pitt isn’t going back to Jen not only that JA have finally found her a man. Although I always had the impression that Brad Pitt was seeing JA on the sly it just seem that way.
as long as they don’t drive i don’t care how much anybody drinks. *cough-lohan!-cough*
non-story.
I bet Brad loves it when Angelina gets drunk because he knows she is going to give him a lot of loving. Yeah, I bet Angie is a horny drunk.
rofl at original Kate…..Every now and then woman has to let her hair down. I bet she would be hysterical drunk. Either way she has the right and she is a beautiful lady. And once again the tabloids have to spin more Brad/Jen crap. Let them live their lives already.
Bitch probably got hammered again when they got home. Then when she dozed off, Brad went to his private den, broke off a tiny bit of hash from his brick and went to his happy place.
I’m not a fan of hers as we all know – but if anyone needs to get hammered once in a while it’s her. She always looks so stressed. I hope she had fun. I don’t really think she knows the meaning of that word. Go Angelina!
@Danziger – good point – she was probably buzzed which is even more fun. She needs to do this more often.
I bet she is a sleepy drunk, what with her schedule and commitments. Not downing on Jolie but I actually think I would prefer her sober.
#26-i dont think angelina is keeping a type rein on brad. they have always stated from the beginning-if they were going to have a large family,they would always travel together,i think they call it THE THREE DAYS RULE.
hahaha I just bet with my friend by my side that there would be at least one comment mentioning Brad’s ex.
Kait: Seriously? Bitch? Is that really necessary? Do we really need to call other women names like that?
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Cosign. No. We don’t.
@#26: You haters crack me the hell up. If she’s with Brad, she’s clingy and keeping tabs on him. If she’s not with him, they’re breaking up. 🙄
Chill out bitches! The term bitch is one I call my fellow good friends 😉
@ Runs with Scissors, @ Kait, @ Cheyenne: A big freaking Ditto, NOT a fan of referring to a woman as a ‘bitch’.
I also don’t like ‘douche’. Maybe someday denigrating the feminine will be old hat and a thing of the distant past.
So is World War Z the documentary detailing Empress Z’s take over of the world?
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LOL!! Somebody should be documenting the progress.
Who gives an F? GF had some (maybe a lot of) wine with dinner. Enjoy your night out with hubby; enjoy your meal; enjoy your wine. As long as you have a driver or call a cab, I don’t care.
All the above not withstanding, they went to dinner, not the prom. What a stupid dress. Circa 1986.
Depending on her mood she could be a depressed drunk after seeing all the suffering she just witnessed. It would be difficult to be happy after such a journey. Nice of Brad to try and lift her spirits. Of course he’s just trying to get laid like most guys. Hope it worked.
The pictures are a couple of weeks old. The white dress is what she wore when they had dinner with some people in Cannes. And the two other pictures are of them leaving an after party for the Cannes premiere for Tree of Life.
It said they drank five glasses of wine EACH.
Good for them! I bet they had fun. As long as they had a driver taking them home, nothing wrong getting tipsy.
Right, Angie always wears strapless ballgowns to dinner… so guess this means the publicity for World War Z has begun!
People has a photo of Angie bringing the kids to visit Brad on set today (he is producer and star). The media machine is ramping up!
Apparently I can’t hold my liquor. The last time I downed more than two glasses of wine, I was in the bathroom barfing it all up.
I don’t get how peeps can drink entire bottles of wine and not be drunk. Two glasses max and I’m cool for the night. Makes me a cheap date 🙂
Anyway, good for her letting her hair down. I do kinda wonder what she’s like drunk as a skunk.
do the people talking about the dress realize that the pictures have nothing to do with the story. they are from Cannes. and not from Malta.
And if she did wear that what difference would it make.
the article said they got there a bit after 7 and left at 10:00.. so that was a 3 or more hour meal.
really romantic to have these long dinners. Not a lot of wine over that long amount of time. I’m sure some wine was served with dinner and something different for dessert.
good for them. I like that they make time to get away.
She is so beautiful. I wish she’d have the sense to go back to her healthy Tomb Raider body.
I sincerely hope it’s true and that she ate and drank her a$$ off!
Although. . . at her size she could just sniff the wine and get drunk.
@the original bellaluna: I agree. This is such a non story.
And did the tab really need to add in the EX stuff? I mean really? The triangle never existed and nobody is interested in it. LET IT DIE ALREADY. Geebus. 🙄
brad is cool and angie is beautiful but she is stick thin! all men that i know love the photoshopped/airbrushed looks of angie but in real life she must look like a skeleton with tits…
idk how this is attractive…look at all the old italian masters’ paintings…those women were imperfect but beautiful enough to be immortilized with oil on canvas…
and honestly, what kind of “man” likes a skinny bitch of a woman…granted she has awesome DSL’s (wink,wink)
#imjustsayin
It was a tasting menu – I bet they had five tiny glasses of wine, like 1 or 2 ounce pours.
Last call for alcohol!!! Ooops,that was about me!
Angie and Brad, Your invited to the house for a cookout!
I hope there is another bun in the oven ..they make beautiful babies.
Laura- Same here! All these comments made me a little embarrassed because I would be drunk off my ass!
I can’t believe she allowed him to take her to the same place as he did Jen! Last week my husband tried to take me to the same McDonald’s he used to take his ex. I did NOT let him get away with it.
@Sloane Wyatt, @ Runs with Scissors, @ Kait, @ Cheyenne – totally agree with all of you about ‘bitch’ being used as a synonym for ‘woman’. Offensive and unnecessary – I’m really glad so many people jumped on that (and apologies if I missed anyone out!)
Wow Kaiser, anything to bash Angelina. Funny how both supposedly had 5 glasses but Angelina was hammered and Brad was fine. I doubt this story is true. Unless the “eyewitness” was glued on Brad and Angelina how could they possibly know how many glasses they had. I don’t know much about Malta but I think it’s a really small country with few great restaurants. They would have been followed with a photos all over of a a drunk Angelina.
Angelina gained a lot of muscle and padding for the Tomb Raider movies. I don’t now why people keep saying she should be at that weight.
AJ drank 5 glasses of wine. BP drank 5 glasses of wine. (The article said EACH). They had a romantic dinner and the enjoyed themselves, their food and their wine.
But somehow the lead in of this story is the bitch got hammered…………..REALLY?
Makes this bitch here mad enough that I’m going to the kitchen to pour me another glass too. And i also can drink an entire bottle by myself in a single night. whatever.
Isa, Laura ditto. I can feel the first drink, I’m drunk with the second, and after the third, I just go to bed and pass out. Doesn’t matter what kind of alcohol either. Serious light-weight.
Look at her shoulder and arm (in the second photo of her in the black dress)……
Wow. Some of us just expressed an opinion (gasp!) about the dress. No need to go all celeballistic about it. Isn’t that what the “comment” section is about? Maybe a bit of wine is needed for those who take this maybe a glassful too seriously.
I would get hammered on 3 glasses of good wine, Im surprized she was standing!
@ Morticians – She looks too thin (to me) and there appears to be a bruise on her arm. No big deal (about the bruise): my little one has managed to make me look like a battered woman, what with all the pinching and kicking and walking (literally) all over my legs.
I’d imagine she’s a giggly drunk. And good for her if she got a little tipsy at dinner, after the weekend she had, mama deserves a little party time, lol!
she can’t go back to a weight and muscle she unnaturally had to gain just for the purpose of filming a movie.
Many actors get really skinny specifically for a role, then they get back to their usual weight.
This woman is /has been very skinny during her life, with a few fluctuations.
But one thing is true, her Lara Croft weight was unnatural, and more so her promo pictures. She looked good, but enhanced (breast specially) all the way, and she openly admits it.
@the original Bella, yes the size of her arm and the jutting bones are what caught my eye. I didn’t even notice the bruise; like you said, all of us with small children look like battered women. My legs are covered with bruises from my son sitting on my lap and kicking my shins. LOL.
i agree with others who think angelina would be a funny drunk. i can imagine her draping her skinny arm around the waiter and announcing in a slurred voice, “ya know whoooo i loooove? thish guy right heeeeere!”
or maybe i’m just projecting my own behavior 😉
@38: Sorry Sloane I couldn’t see if anyone else has addressed this – I agree with you (and everyone else) about the use of derogatory terms like ‘bitch’ for women – but truly ‘douche’ isn’t that bad!
Given the vagina is a naturally self-cleansing system provided the woman in question has adequate hygiene, the douche as a product (and its advertising) worked to instill self-doubt and body shame amongst women. Using ‘douche’ as a slur is something I can get behind, as it’s inherently restrictive.
Sorry about the off-topic ramble!
@anonymous (26)
You have a problem with that?
When she made a movie in Venice, he was there with the kids. Now he is making a movie in Malta, she is there with the kids. Then I guess they’ll all go to Scotland and who knows where else for this movie. They like to keep the family together.
Lighten up, bitches.
there are days when i would literally kill for news and pics of my fave couple of all time, Brad and Angelina… and there are days when i wish the media, papz, and whoever is responsible for stuff like this, would give this family some privacy. if they wanted us to know their every waking detail they’d be on a reality show…
On second thought though, I guess it’s fun to speculate on what Angie’s conduct will be like when she’s drunk… and i think the answer would be; ‘quite wanton with her actions’ as is the case with everybody else that gets drunk…
ohh, Twez… lol!
Good for her! ‘Goodness Angel’ (like) or ‘bitch’ (ugh!) Angie is the best any time or day. After seeing all that suffering these last few days , she needs to unwind. Brad, take care of our girl. Love reading CB = having a nice time out.
Good for them.
They deserve a relaxed evening, with all the charity stuff they do.
He’s 47?? ….She eats what she wants when she wants, don’t worry about her. It’s one of her most endearing qualities for me. I’ll never forget her reply to the interviewer who asked about her preparatory diet for Tomb Raider (she was still filming it at the time): “Red wine and red meat!”
1. This is THE dumbest story of all time. Yes, it absolutely must be a slow news day.
2. So I gather that Pitt ate all the food, and Angie ate a lettuce leaf and then excused herself to go throw it up.
3. Us weekly, and all the other tabloids, as well as most news outlets, for crying out loud, are going to continually talk about Pitt’s ex in relation to Pitt. If there’s a whiff of any gossip about the two of them, it explodes. Even when there isn’t, stuff gets made up. I personally find it funny. All three of them get to have a lifelong relationship in the press against their will! I can’t help but find it ironic a little bit, and then giggle a little bit.
I would also like to add that Angie’s arms look like matchsticks. There is PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF on the internet that the woman can look positively normal, even just 5 years ago, yet the fans continue to say that this is how she’s always looked. Welp, ok then. If that’s true, then it makes 39 years that the woman should have been getting the help she needs rather than just 5. *slips out of thread before crazies have a chance to pummel me and insist that an emaciated woman is a healthy woman, and that we should all be so lucky. ???*
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bad photo of her. She looks really good in these photos.
Looking good..
Hahaha @ original Kate
@ the people upset about the word “bitch” being used – my experience has been that the gay community started this trend by feigning anger at a friend and laughingly calling him/her a bitch. I think the intention is to take what was always a very derogatory word and use it in a positive, lighthearted way – to take control over the negative word and undermine it’s sexist and hateful meaning.
And I’m fully in support of that, bitches! 😉
After seeing all that suffering these last few days , she needs to unwind. Brad, take care of our girl.
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Awww true dat!
It’s nice that Angie takes time to still enjoy her life.
High metabolism and being thin is a myth. Bigger people have generally higher metabolism than thin, simply because they need more energy, duh. The reason for being thin are other reasons and in Angie’s case, I think it’s simply too little eating – whether deliberate or “I’m too busy”-thing. She looks so very skinny.
It’s hard to imagine she’s already 36 years old! At the same time, her face makes her look even older. She looks somehow so tired and gaunt, not fresh and energetic.
A bitch is just a babe in total control honey.
Oh and 5 glasses with a meal isn’t that bad.
Enough to get you buzzed sure but not wasted as long as nobody is driving.
@Kevin: lmao, I bet that’s how it went as well.
None of their food was carb-based so I would imagine it wasn’t overdone filling wise (and Angie would eat it all) and I can easily drink 5 glasses of wine my damn self so definitely not going to knock either of them – would love to drink with them though!
Would’nt might getting hammered with her.
A couple responses…
1. I think she looks gorgeous in these photos, and a bit hammered
2. If 5 glasses of wine (which is about one bottle) doesn’t get you drunk, that is seriously an issue. In fact, I don’t even believe these claims. Maybe if you just lay on the couch drinking the wine you don’t notice the drunkenness, but if you were to down the bottle and have to walk to the corner store or speak with your mom on the phone, I think the booze would be felt after a whole bottle!!
3. She is incredibly skinny. YES, she has skinny arms and legs naturally and always has. BUT I will never believe she ate all that food. I don’t really believe she drank 5 glasses of wine, either! Maybe 3.
She’s been running around doing her UNHCR thing-I told her should go home and rest!
six kids deserves a bottle of wine!!!!! Mensch, 1 kid deserves a bottle of wine…………….. Toast to Angie!!!!
God they are beautiful. Stunning
Where did her nose go…
Brad, is obviously looking more and more worse since he’s been with Angelina. Seriously, I think, in a year or so we’d all find out they both were doing (all sorts) of drugs all along. Homewreckers are so annoying, so are the fools who fall for them also.
Those who wrote and hammer the news are the on bitchy in this site..I doubts none of this issue really happen to the couple date..Nice try! maybe it’s your day been ruined by not getting the real story..Even the picture that was in France not in Malta..People most be realistic,compare your self at the same age as Brad going to your 50th..11 years older than Angelina. While on Jen time his on middle 30 yrs..same us all male movie star..same once you look your face in the mirror. normal people are not afraid to get old,abnormal people don’t want to get old.
Why even mention the wine? It’s not like Brad needs to get a girl drunk to be with her …. So, that’s preposterous claim no 1.
no 2. is that she’s somehow a bitch
un effing believeable!!
It’s great to see so much support for her here, I love it that they are STILL not afraid to make a political now and then.
Sometimes I do fear that the stresses of such a life would be too much for any of them.