If this piece of gossip is true, I just might have to cancel my subscription to Vanity Fair. And Vogue, for that matter. According to Page Six’s insiders, Vanity Fair has chosen LINNOCENT as their September cover girl. Linnocent. September cover. VANITY FAIR. It’s ridiculous. She was just the cover girl last October, and they’re going to give her crack-face and crack-delusions the SEPTEMBER cover?!? The September issue is the most important issue of the year for nearly every fashion-entertainment magazine! Surely, that cover could go to someone with real talent, or a compelling story, or something other than the same-old/same-old crack lies? Um, how about Michael Fassbender? I’m just throwing a name out there – but how does he not deserve a cover?!?
Vogue and Vanity Fair are both picking beloved bad girls to grace their September issues. Sources say Anna Wintour’s fashion bible has booked Mario Testino to shoot Kate Moss’ July wedding as its cover story, while Graydon Carter’s Vanity Fair has shot under-house-arrest Lindsay Lohan to be its cover siren.
Details of Moss’ much-anticipated wild wedding this coming weekend in England are being kept strictly under wraps. “They’re being psycho about keeping the details secret,” said one fashion source.
But word has leaked to us that Testino — who recently provided Vanity Fair with a previously unseen cover shot of Prince William and Kate Middleton after the royal wedding — will be shooting the nuptials between Moss and rocker Jamie Hince. (Alison Mosshart, Hince’s partner in the Kills, is expected to serve as his best “man,” our source added.)
Wintour should have a great selection of shots, provided Testino’s camera doesn’t get soaked in Champagne. The supermodel’s wedding at her Cotswolds estate is being dubbed “Mosstock” by locals since it’s expected to be a three-day bacchanal of music, A-list guests and unparalleled celebrations.
A more sober Lohan, meantime, was said to be shooting VF’s cover last weekend while under house arrest. “She just bleached her hair blond in preparation,” said a source close to the shoot at LiLo’s Los Angeles home.
The article is expected to focus on “the new Lindsay,” according to sources — although it remains to be seen if the actress will be up to her old tricks once she’s legally allowed outside again at the end of June.
Vanity Fair put Lohan on its October cover last year with a line that read, ” ‘It’ Girl to Jailbird: Lindsay Lohan/What Went Wrong and How She Can Right Herself,” with the pull quote, “I’m literally falling apart!” Now we’ll see if she’s keeping it together.
Reps for both Vanity Fair and Vogue declined to comment.
[From Page Six]
Yeah, I’m not happy about Kate Moss on Vogue either, but I probably won’t cancel my subscription over that. But this VF Linnocent thing. Maybe it’s just a myth. Maybe they’re doing a story about her, but not a cover. After all, the story is less impressive now that Linnocent has been given permission to drink again, even after she gave a half-hearted explanation (“It was the tea!”) for her failed piss test.
By the way, you should totally go back to the post I did last year and read those crazy excerpts from her previous VF interview. I can’t believe the VF editors would let her use their platform for her lies again.
Photos courtesy of Vanity Fair.
Eff no! For real?!
wow
Gwen: Youre everywhere!
I can see the interview now. Lindsay admitting that she’s an addict and she alone is responsible for her bad behavior … but it’s not her fault. She had a bad childhood. She’s just a little girl! The media is out to get her, she just wants to be able to work her art blah, blah, blah.
I don’t get this at all. Do her magazine issues really sell that well?
Color me confused…
I kinda like the idea of seeing a moss wedding. Don’t hate!
I don’t get it. I just don’t get it…
“the new Lindsay”
I.E. the new pathological lying Lindsay more like…
honestly, Linnocent is obviously ‘offering favours’ to all the right people!
“I knew I had a problem, but couldn’t admit it.” Note the date: 2006!
@ Flounder – am with u2!
Ugh. She’ll be photoshopped to hell and back to hide the drug and drink excesses which will make dumb teens believe they can live her ridiculous life and get away with it. Dumb.
so. many. freckles in that last pic. it looks like she has ants crawling all over her.
Funniset part is all these many year old interviews, “I have a problem” “Im falling apart” “Her drug battles” etc etc– and its still going on today.
Liek seriously Lidsay, just put it down. STFU and clean your act up!
Secondly, shes NOT good to look at. Even when she and the shop team try their hardest, she is stil hardest on the eyes. Sorry, just true… her hatred and chaos filled eyes and frowny glare…. ugh!
This is exactly why I did not renew my subscription to VF afer being a long time subscriber. I can see Lindsay, Paris and Kim in any magazine any and every week, I will not see this crap in my favorite mag. VF-bad.
It’s hard not to turn and look at a train wreck in progress. I, for one, cannot wait to hear the same recycled, regurgitated crap all over again!
@Lacey…That’s what I was thinking, too…does a Linnocent cover sell? It must or why put her crackie face on the cover?
I’m gonna barf.
Ugh, the only magazine cover I expected her to be on was under the caption: “Dead at 24.”
Does anyone think they are going to pull a Courtney Love on her? Remember way back when VF interviewed CL and she admitted to using herion while pregnant and Frances was taken away? Like they are trying to cash in on her train-wreckiness like they did with CL?
Somebody else can buy my copy, I won’t be purchasing it.
Eh…not buying!
What could she possibly have to say that we haven’t already heard? She has nothing to promote because she’s been to fcuked up to work for 5 years. Was everyone else in the world to busy?
I can’t believe that a magazine of such a caliber as Vanity Fair would let themselves be associated with Lindsay…gross…
Photoshop the freckles and she should not be on the cover of VF because all I can see is a HAM!
Why even do another interview? They can just take interviews of her from the past 5 years, recycle, copy and paste, and it will be exactly the same bile she’s trying to sell the public now. Lies, all lies.
There is some force in Hollywood that won’t let this girl go. I can’t comprehend why this deeply troubled young woman is still being afforded so many opportunities. I remember how Winona Ryder’s career was wrecked for shoplifting…this girl has done ten times worse, and yet she still manages to find work, and high end work at that. It’s baffling to me.
Vanity Fair has been sliding downhill for years. They’re no better than the silly People now.
I bet the photo shoot will be dirty/slutty. She can’t seem to “do” anything else.
The one where she’s all freckly is old. She wasn’t even talking about drugs in that one, that was back when she was dealing with anorexia, or so was the belief. I bought that one, because at the time she was still sympathetic and seemed to be honestly having a hard time. But after the magazine released, she totally back tracked and claimed she never said she had an eating problem. The beginning of the crack lies?
Sad. I liked her then and was pulling for her. I am now, in a way. I want her to get her act together more just because it’s past time for her to do so and then for her to go away.
I stopped buying VF also last year after they put Lindsey on the cover. Each month I would check the storefront hoping they had redeemed themselves with someone interesting, but no. I think I saw that brat Justin Beiber and I can’t even remember the other D list type of people so I never bought a copy again.
I don’t read Vogue since I can’t afford anything in there, but I am okay with Kate Moss on the cover. At least she is a very successful model even if I don’t like her.
Anyone else think “let’s play connect the dots!”?
I agree jane16 what’s with VF esp. when they put forth a lot of progressive politics and then they put on the biebster, katy perry and now lilo. No devoted reader of vf wants her on the cover, and as someone else said, does she really sell that well; i just don’t get it with today’s mags across the board and who they constantly choose(the same 10-20 celebs) to feature.
God, she’s a pig. Beyond redemption.
how about Michael and Dina on the cover of Parent’s Magazine?
@werty: Celebitchy is my afternoonfix 😀
Ahhh but those photos from ’10 are SO pretty! She’s got my colouring in them, and it is inspiring me to that makeup…. and to be on a boat… that’s all I’m choosing to take away from this… haha
@ Kaiser –
I wanted to re-read your post on her last VF interview. I really did, if just to read your take on it. But honestly, I couldn’t bring myself to read Linnocent’s crack delusion.
There’s just nothing she can say that I’ll believe. No September VF for me.
Wow….why?
I’ve read so many comments that basically say “I’m so sick of her. I’ll never spend a dime of my money on anything with her in it again” just the last 2-3 months. People physically loathe this girl.
I guess VF is going for their lowest selling cover ever and out to lose subscriptions.
Surely they can find a new, fresh face that has some potential?
Well we created that monster so we have to deal with it.
note the huge difference between the freckles in 2006 pic and 2010 pics. Freckles are a sign of skin damage. If she had that many freckles back in 2006 you really think that was her natural skin tone in 2010?
The only time she ever looks good is when she’s photoshopped to oblivion.
@ OhMyMy –
I could be totally wrong about this, but I kinda sorta think the September issue might sell well. Not to those of us (like here, on this site) that actually pay attention, but maybe to people who haven’t really been following LL and still find her ‘interesting,’ or whatever.
Of course, I could be totally off base, because I sure as heck thought she would be punished for all her crap in the past.
She is a horrid looking creature…Thank god for photoshop.
Vanity Fair has terrific topics and writing, but their covers are consistently off-putting to the very people who like their content (e.g., me)!
They are covers for brainless celebrity worshippers with no thoughtful feeling for the history of any famous person, whereas the inside of the magazine is for people who, you know, read.
Frustrating & inexplicable.
God can she just go away. I take back saying I missed her cracknanigans. Take it back. Unrelease the cracken..
W.T.H.?! That’s all I have to say….
Another “cover the imperfections” training excercise for the VF interns?
She never wears a bra. Can’t wait to see pics of her @ 30!!!! Stupid girl, what a waste.
I am soo beyond sick of her, she’s just a laughing stock now
They’ll actually photo-shop her into looking healthy. This is not going to help her recover. LaLa Land has no heart.
First Britney on Bazaar, and now Linnocent on Vanity Fair? What are these magazines coming to? At least Kate Moss’ wedding makes a little more sense, since Kate is a model.
it has to be wonk PR lies… it’s too awful otherwise… i can think of five young actresses off hand who would be 1jillion times better than this…this…person. BORED. she’s dead to me. out of boredom.
enablers.
She is burned out and boring now. She blew it.
So…VF has finally crossed the line and officially become a tabloid? Good to know. Not that we shouldn’t have seen this coming, this rag has been going downhill for years…
Gossip Cop is calling BS on this story.
http://www.gossipcop.com/lindsay-lohan-september-cover-vanity-fair-2011-vf/
Man I hope they’re right. She’s such an obnoxious POS.
I hope this is true. I can’t wait to buy it and show my support for a talented individual that is attempting to reform herself.
This is a blind from blindGossip which is known to be Linnocent & if this is true then there really isn’t any justice in the world 🙁
Delusional and dr*g-addled Morgan Mayhem has really got to be the most pitiful of all our Blind Vice Superstars. It’s getting boring reporting on her, so we’ve basically stopped.
Except, recently we were talking to one of our A-List sources (we adore all types here at AT, just so you know, all the way down to Z-list!), who told us Morgan is in for a shock soon:
She’s going to be offered an A-list job again! And, trust us, this is no sleazy project like those the once-top actress is used to doing these days.
Academy-Award winning director. Academy-Award-nominated co-talent. Very cool, hip up-and-coming costars.
And the part itself?
“A complete whack-job girlfriend, Morgan would be perfect.”
And how. The only problem being that the director is busy fighting with the costars, who are adamant they will not work with M2, who they consider “a total asshole.”
However, the director, who is not to be deterred, is busy telling his actors they will be meeting with Ms. Mayhem, just the same, as soon as the meeting’s finalized—and that he fully expects Morgan to come to the meeting “fully contrite, asking for the job.”
You hear that, Morgan-doll? Through all your coked-out, boo-hoo scrapes in life, can you even remember how to act anymore? Because if you can, you might want to start with the audition process.
They’re expecting somebody who you know doesn’t exist anymore (and probably never did), so see if you can pull if off, sweetheart!
If you ever want to work in this town again, that is.
It Ain’t: Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord, Demi Lovato
I’m posting my comment before I read the others. If I duplicate a thought or sentiment, I apologize. I did go back and read Celebitchy’s previous articles, there’s NOTHING NEW THERE. THERE’S GOING TO BE NOTHING NEW IN SEPTEMBER.
End of the day, regardless of whether VF gives her the cover or not, REPUTABLE movers and shakers in Hollywood will NOT touch her with their worst enemies genitals. She’s “Hollywood Kyptonite” is absolutely correct. And that quote was almost a year ago. Just in that time, how many rehab stints, failed drug tests, failed alcohol tests, stolen jewelry, clear probation violations, pap’d coming out of bars, falling down in the wee hours, getting ‘special permission’ to fly to NY to ‘visit family’, while swearing up, down and sideway’s SHE’S NOT PARTYING, when theres clear evidence to the contrary.
Of course this ‘house arrest’ which was beyond a joke, had at my last count FOUR violations alone, which I commented about on the last Blohan post, ad naseum, for some of you, so these articles about “I’ve changed”, “I’m clean”, “I’ve taken responsibility” is Blohan just blowing more smoke up our asses.
The sheer and utter disgust the general public has for her is overwhelming. I’m not just talking gossip websites and their commenters, such as this, but listen to the mainstream national news, the blase way Matt Lauer told of the Lohan incident and better yet Ann Curry’s dismissal of Blohan with the “lets move on” comment,
the court-type shows like Nancy Grace, Jane Velez Mitchell, just to name a few, where you can almost see the fire and brimstone every time she gets away with ANOTHER stunt. Kind of the way most of us do at her antics.
I’m going to go back and now read all you brilliant posts. I know this was long winded, as usual, but THIS BITCH just gets me that way. (Hey if Blohan can blame everyone for her behavior, I can blame her for mine)!
Oh @ Innocent, how much is the Lohan payroll paying you to spout this utter cr*p about Linnocent?
Trying to reform, what for the 6th or 7th time in the last few years! Honestly, either mama or papa Lohan are paying you a big wodge of cash or Linnocent herself is paying you in kind…(sure you know what I mean!)
I agree they could just recycle the old article, it’s the same old BS.
You’d think they’d stop putting these idiots on the cover after they got all the complaints about Paris Hilton’s.
@Ruby Red Lips
What a DISGUSTING insinuation.
I agree with Shawn Holley that Lindsay has been more than punished from the DUIs that happened 4 YEARS AGO.
@Innocent- It would be disgusting if it wasn’t true, but since it is……please carry on @Ruby Red Lips.
“Innocent” is just Dina drinking the koolaid while feeding her precious cash-cow daughter crack tacos. Delusional as always.
May a thousand water buffalo piss on her freshly bleached hair! *turns head, spits*
We all know this is just a mish-mash regurgitation of all her interviews over the past 8 years, when she’s been drugged/drunk out of her gourd!
Whatevs, Blohan – we all know you’re blowing the “right people” to get away with this shit.
@ Innocent – Oh, honey *said in best How I Met Your Mother voice* And Shawn Holley’s probably received Blohan’s *ahem* favours.
I’m so sorry you’ve imbibed in the shots of delusion that pass as kool-aid in the Blohan circle. Best wishes.
*waves at my girls!* you know who you are! 😉
I was going to renew my VF subscription today. I had literally punched in my details and went downstairs to grab my wallet, only to be sidetracked by refreshing the Celebitchy page and seeing this post. If Vanity Fair wants to repeatedly reward that delusional, drug-addicted, washed up waste of oxygen, that’s their business. I won’t be contributing to the fee they pay her for their fawning “exclusive!” cover story. I’m done, Vanity Fair. You’ve lost me as a subscriber.
@ Kat – And you can read their BS online for free, if you are so inclined!
@ Ruby Red, you posted your blind item one minute before my post. If the blind is correct then my “Hollywood Kryptonite” comment is null and void. Of course, Blohans been promised half a dozen roles in the last few years, not all of them sleazy and MOST of them have NOT happened.
A few posters have commented how they won’t buy the mag with Blohan on the cover. I too, am a VF subscriber, and to be completely honest, I’m four months behind. The Hollywood Issue, Rob Pattinson, Rob Lowe, and Katy Perry are on the covers. Nine out of ten times, I skip the ‘celebrity’ PR approved article and read 80 % of the rest of the magazine. I’ll admit, I might peek at the Lowe interview, (I’m dating myself here) but the others, I don’t even bother looking at the photographs. There’s more to VF other that the one ‘celebrity interview’. I will admit, I’m going to read the VF article about Blohan, if true, just for grins. For those who don’t want to buy the magazine except for Innocent, Celebitchy will give the highlights, not to mention, you can go to the website and read the article for free. I subscribed for years, so I’ll be getting the magazine, regardless.
@ Innocent
Your problem is your rehashing the same bullshit PR Blohan is trying to make us swallow. Stop already. Its not the 2 DUI’s 4 years ago thats the problem, its everything thats happened since then.
I think you’ve been going to the “Blohan School of Delusion”. A piece of advice, stop copying off of Blohan’s homework.
@ bellaluna, waving, my first two comments were posted, no MOD jail. I post a response to @Innocent, BAM, I’m back in MOD jail, so when I post, go back and read your comments, I sound like I’m just repeating you. I’m thinking: Great Minds!
@the original bellaluna: May a thousand water buffalo piss on her freshly bleached hair! *turns head, spits*
Thanks so much for the visual and the laugh!!!
We spit on you….Ptooey!!!
What? Crap, does blindGossip have a history of being right?
Well i won’t go. Didn’t Georgia Rule do worse than expected? Especially considering that the always-awesome Meryl Streep was in it? lilo-taint.
i won’t go.
@skeptical: Meryl Streep wasn’t in Georgia Rule you’re thinking of Jane Fonda. Meryl Streep was in Prairie Home Companion where Lilo played her daughter. The Lilo apologists act like she was the star of that movie but in reality she had a small part in an ensemble cast.
@ OhMyMy,
“The Lilo apologists act like she was the star of that movie but in reality she had a small part in an ensemble cast”.
Agreed. I see a pattern forming here. Case in point, “Gotti In the Shadow of My Father” The title alone tells me this will be about the Gotti men, not Jr.’s wife. Kim Gotti, sounds like a glorified cameo role. “Machete”, “Bobby”, “Chapter 27” same thing. Bottom line, I’ll believe that blind when I see the ink dried on that A-list movie contract and I see who the A-list actor/actresses are.
Blah, Blah, Blah,…………
Well she wasn’t bad in the PHC role but then again she was playing a sullen, mopey teenager.
And it was a Robert Altman film and it really frosts my cookies how she cried (by email or twitter I can’t remember) when he died and then couldn’t be bothered to go to his memorial in NY cause she was too busy partying with Steve-O in LA. Ungrateful twit.
@OhMyMy heh.. *sheepish* my bad, thanks for the correction.
Guess i just showed how often i seek out movies she appears in.
(lesson to actors and moviemakers? nah…)
freckles are not a sign of skin damage. i have had freckles all my life.A five yr old does not have skin damage!when a fair skin woman goes out in the sun,the freckles surface,which is normal!And no matter how bad her drinking and smoking are,she still takes a damn good picture.
@delia riiiight… I’ll just leave this here.
http://www.freckles.org/causes.aspx
Back on topic.. lilo does have very damaged skin, by sun and drinking (which dehydrates the skin among other things) and she’s a smoker.
She never looks good now without photoshop. Candid pics may look decent so long as her face isn’t trying to move, but fact is her skin and face are damaged and she does not look her age.
Kaiser has a nice collection of pics that show lilo’s wrinkle collection. If those wrinklies are gone now.. then we get to add Botox and fillers to the list of what she’s done.
And don’t get me started on those lips.
CRACK issue!
Morgan Mayhem is Ted Casablanca’s moniker for Lindsay. What is Blind Gossip playing at? Did they steal the moniker, or the whole blind?
I actually really liked her first ever Vanity Fair cover. Back then, things were looking good to her, even if rumours about her erratic behaviour were already floating around. I could never imagine, though, that everything would end up so badly.
She wasn’t all that special as an actress, but I really liked her presence on the screen, to be honest.
But now I just want her to disappear and I don’t understand why some reputable people and publications still are getting their names involved with her.
She’s not worthy of a VF cover anymore. Not even a story inside the magazine, actually, considering how the tabloids already reported exhaustly her all her coked up adventures. Enough with this woman, please.
@ Oh My My – I think it’s like the newspapers, pandering to the lowest common denominator: printing articles at the 4th grade reading level to increase their circulation! 🙂
@ Madisyn – Great minds, indeed! 😉
there is no question that the cameras love this ho. she photographs so well. her pictures are worth a thousand lies.
but i too will cancel my subscription to Vanity Fair if she arrives on a cover.
She is like the Hollywood version of Scarah Palin. It’s all ME ME ME! 24/7…but accept NO responsibility for your actions, just blame that pesky media for all your troubles.
I wish this skank would finally take her rightful place as a pole dancer in some sleazy strip joint in East Hollywood already!!
I still feel sorry for her. All her enablers (starting with her useless trash parents) are standing by and just watching her damage her health forever (including her brain and her ability to make clear, rational decisions), and now she is heading for an early grave. What a HUGE cost for her fame, which of course her parents originally pushed her into, before she was even old enough to make her own clear choices.
I have no doubt that she acts like an entitled brat, but what she really needs is some tough love from someone who cares enough. Instead, she’s got a family full of selfish trash who would rather ride on her coattails.
WTF!!??
Waving back at all the tail gate ladies 🙂
Thank u 😀 @Miss Diagnosed, its the only possible explanation for Linnocents getting away with everything!
@Madisyn, I really really hope that blind isn’t true and I hope your kryptonite theory is, as girl has done nothing to deserve an A list movie part
Never thought about it but, yeah; LiHo & Kate Moss do have some things in common. Both:
– are in-denial alcoholics
– display premature facial aging from the dehydrating effects of excess booze, sun exposure, cocaine abuse—& probable malnutrition
– give the world’s paparazzi a fantastic & ever-growing library of drunk-face pix
– possess an annoying ability to give great pose during photo shoots & can look stunning given the right photographer & proper digital cosmetic work
But, IMO Kate staggers out ahead, ’cause
a) she imagines it’s cool & rock’n’roll to get sh*t-faced all the time, but this does spare us from being bombarded w/an endless string of dull PR lies
b) the woman hasn’t (yet) totally wrecked her meal-ticket w/bad plastic surgery, &
c) when Kate stumbles out of a club, she always seems to be assisted into the BACK SEAT.
@ bellaluna
“I think it’s like the newspapers, pandering to the lowest common denominator: printing articles at the 4th grade reading level to increase their circulation”!
I agree. VF has a certain demographic there reaching with their articles and its NOT the tabloid set. VF is not necessarily a celebrity-type publication. By reaching out to the people (myself included) that follow Blohans cracknanigans, they’re opening themselves up to a whole other demograhic.
I would hope that people that enjoy the magazine would not cancel their subscription over this twit but I would certainly understand. I like the other articles in the mag, so I’m not willing
to send that message but I respect the people who do.
They’re trying to make money like everyone else. Its a shame its come to this.
“Celebitchy aims to be a friendly, welcoming site where people can discuss entertainment stories and current events in a lighthearted, safe environment without fear of harassment, excessive negativity, or bullying” Right there is what your website wishes to convey. You are not conveying this by bullying people such as Lindsay. I think maybe you are just jealous of her. You must be.
@Troy- You are right! I am jealous of Lindsay! I am jealous because I am not a drug addict or alcoholic. I am jealous that I have never been in trouble with the law. I am jealous that I cut the cord from my dysfunctional family, perhaps I will rekindle my ties. I am jealous that I am not a spoiled, attention seeking, narcissistic, pathologically lying brat, and I am so jealous that I haven’t thrown away my looks and a promising career. You have exposed me Troy. Thank you.
bwahahaha@Troy aka(Dina)
I dont think there is a female on earth who would be jealous of that thing.
Looking at her actually makes me feel petty good about myself…yep, she does.
@ Miss Diagnosed. Brilliant. Touche. BRAVO!
@ Troy, this is MOST of us being ‘lighthearted’. As far as ‘excessive negativity’, well, out of 90 plus comments, you’ll always have @ Innocent.
@Madisyn- Hello! I find it most amusing that when a female expresses constructive criticism towards Lindsay, male fans or the Lohans cry “jealousy”. No, there is no reason for us to be jealous. When I look in the mirror I can honestly say that I am a good person and I still own my soul. Lindsay, not so much.
@ Troy – Yep, you’re onto us. We are all just “haters” who are trying to keep Blohan from doing what she really wants to do: WORK! We just randomly chose to “target an innocent child” who only wants to “get back to work” and perform her “art”; what with our vast, giant “conspiracy” against Ms. Snortcake, who never does anything wrong and is totally an innocent “victim of the system,” that evil “legal machine” that is the LA County court system (run by bitter, jealous people, of course). Yeah, that’s it.
Well, fellow TCC and tailgaters, time to pack it up; @ Troy has found out our dirty little secret: we’re all just jealous haters!
/sarcasm
She actually looked good in that cover.
Nevertheless, won’t be buying or reading the Sept. issue. One lie is the same as the next one out of her mouth. Why pay to hear them when you get them for free all of the time?