CODE RED. The crackhead is loose! Yesterday, Linnocent was released from her devastatingly difficult 35-day house arrest, a “house arrest” in which she got to lay around, watch TV, film commercials and ads, pose for photos, and drink all the liquor she wanted. These are photos of Linnocent’s first hours of freedom – she’s seen exiting the LA Downtown Women’s Center (the photos where she’s wearing the sunglasses) where she began her hours of community service in earnest. After that brief stop, Linnocent went out to party. Hand to GOD! She practically fell out of the Lexington Social House last night, which you can see in the photos of Linnocent in the black coat, with Emile Hirsch (note: this is a good enough reason to hate Emile Hirsch).
You know what’s funny? Just before Linnocent left for her first cracked-out public outing in more than a month (excluding her court appointment), Linnocent dropped a story on TMZ in which “sources” claims Linnocent has been telling people she’s “scared to leave home, largely because she thinks there’s a bounty on her head in the paparazzi community. So LiLo is planning to do the same thing she’s been doing for the last 35 nights — chill out, relax, and put her feet up … in peace and quiet, in the company of sister Ali and a few buds.” AND THEN SHE WENT OUT TO PARTY. She’s so ridiculous.
According to Radar, Linnocent was at the Lexington Social House by 11 pm, where, according to Radar’s source, “Lindsay and her assistant and a bunch of friends were hanging out at the club. She was sitting on the outdoor patio chain smoking and talking to some guys and girls about silly things, like what the perfect height was for a girl.” The source (an eyewitness) also said that Linnocent’s assistant (poor Elenor) “handed her what looked to be sodas all night long, while she chatted away with her friends.” Rum and cokes? Oh, and Linnocent was acting paranoid too, and “at one point spoke to the manager about people ‘noticing her’ in the club….Lindsay high tailed it out of there a little after 2 am and hopped into an SUV driven by her assistant, surrounded by a crush of paparazzi.”
Also – there was a rumor going around that Linnocent was going to leave California and head to the Hamptons this weekend with her family (“NOOOOO!” screamed the East Coast). A source tells Radar that Linnocent has decided to “lay low” on her birthday, which is Saturday. I think “lay low” is Linnocent’s new code for “being a crackheaded mess in public.”
UPDATE: I just added a few more photos of this mess.
Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.
LL needs to be vaccinated to be in public.
How ever did the clubs get along without her this past month? With those hot looks and scintillating conversations about height, Queen Crackie is back in her court (heh).
Wow! I stay up until the wee hours of the morning drinking sodas too that my assistant has passed me while at a party. Glad to know I’m not the only one who does that.
/sarcasm
Hey crackie….if you don’t want to “be noticed”, stay home. Just a thought.
She probably just went to that club for important business talks and while sipping on mountain water she was going through the stacks of movie scripts that were desperately waiting for her.
Smart move, gurl.
Wow she looks like crap! She was more done up for the paps on her roof than these club images. (Nice cuts of your knees, Lyin’) What a disgrace all the way around. Can we black out all coverage on LL unless it’s court appearances? This seems so stale. She looks like she typically does- like a washed up has-been.
It always boogles my mind when people who have nothing going for them have assistants and PR. Where does she get money from i thought she would be bouncing checks by now.
Does anyone else notice the difference in her face when she is making the “I’m out all hours of the night bug I’m not fu**ed up” face? So obvious. It makes her look more out of it.
That doesn’t really look like Emille Hirsch are we sure that’s him?
Still rocking the cheap faux tan she does look like crap warmed over.
I saw the “I’m afraid to go out now” story on TMZ and she’s right back out partying.
Love the CS outfit. How long did it take her to choose that? Is this the sit around and chitchat for a few hours brand of CS? Is it too much to hope for that they made wash dishes, sweep floors or clean toilets in those shoes?
She got SO ugly. What happened to her? It’s really sad, it’s probably only a matter of time before she ODs. As much as I love to hate on Linnocent, I really wish she would pull it together, at least Britney Spears style.
Who does community service in short skirts and high heels? Hookers. That’s who. This bitch went in there with some muffins kissed a bit of ass, waited a few and bailed. She isn’t really doing anything and, what do you want to bet they will say she was glowing, that she was really behaving well and trying to help out when in reality “she ain’t do shit” as we well know. I would love for her to actually run into some authority figures who aren’t starstruck, I wish she had to do community service for some bitch like me cause I’d work that girl like she was chain gang labor.
Oh here we go again, same old ‘I’m a reformed character’ whilst simultaneously drinking and drugging! Crackie liar!
Have said it before, but if her external face looks like that (after surgery) then what the heck state will her internal organs be in!?!
Hope she enjoys her freedom, she’ll probably be arrested for something else in the next few weeks.
Looks like her teeth are receding back into her head from being bottle fed too long. 35 days of house arrest and she comes out looking like a moth with tattered wings.
Some observations:
1. Serious coke chin.
2. WTF is up with the marks always on her legs???
3. I hope Emile Hirsch is getting his morning-after shot of antibiotics today.
Does this really shock anyone??? Shes gotten away with everything on the planet…I’m embarrased to live in CA after the state’s lack of enforcing consequences that if she were a normal person would have been enforced…politics (Shawn Chapman Holley of the Cochran law firm fame) do exist in the legal system and Lilo is the poster child for it…
Two more observations:
1. She does NOT look 24, not even a hard livin’ 24.
2. Why doesn’t the DWC tell her to wear jeans and a t-shirt??? I have worked with CS people before, and always told them an appropriate dress code and would send them home if they came in dressed inappropriately.
Oh my, isn’t she a picture of health.
Is that scratch on her knee on the fourth pic from her gettin on her knees and sucking all the judges d*cks in order to stay outta jail. I’m so sick of this b*tch getting away with everything.
can someone please buy her a bra?.A young girl’s breasts are not supposed to hang around her waist.
Im betting there will be some major crack drama over the birthday/holiday weekend…should be some interesting reading by Monday.
Quest, I think you mean the PUBLIC need to be vaccinated against her, before she is released on us.
Her hair looks like ass.
I won’t even comment on the rest of her crackjinx b/c I simply can’t with this one anymore… She’s beyond predictable.
The double-chin coke bloat is BAAAACKKKK!
@Seal Team 6: Exactly. I’ve done a lot of volunteering and worked side by side with CS people before too.
Some of them will do the barest minimum get their sheet signed and be out of there asap. Some people step up and do an awesome job.
I’ve been sunburned, sore back, headaches, throwing up, heck I even have a volunteering scar. I wouldn’t trade it for a minute.
What do they have this useless twit doing? I bet you dollars to donuts the staff at the women’s center will be begging to get rid of her soon.
@ Laughternrain: Definitely…girl probably has more infections than a video gone viral.
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
Write her off. The only place this chick is headed is the cemetery. The justice system had a chance to throw the book at this twat, they didn’t and now she thinks she’s untouchable. Not that I’d say touching her is advisable…
Jesus, she’s looking rough!! Look at the look on her face – don’t tell me she doesn’t love all the attention.
Courtney Love never looked so good. Or maybe Amy Winehouse went blonde? Which ever one it is, you go girl. Just drink, snort and lie as much as you want. I am sure that somewhere, some upscale, classy producer is just waiting to put you in their next movie. You can probably find them sitting at any bar, club or crack house just waiting for you to stumble in.
And a good luck to you. :/
My first thought when I saw the photo is “back” to using and then realized that there no “back” to this story…..one continuous use story. There have been glimpses here and there over the past 2-3 years where she looked like she was sober for 3-4 days and her face starts looking fresher, but this look here is one of an addict. And having battled addiction myself, I really do respect the difficulty of the battle and believe pp who haven’t experienced really have no idea. Having said that, in her case, she doesn’t appear to even try. Trying would at the very least be staying out of bars. And one thing that wipes away my sympathy for her is her endless lies and narcisism that goes beyond even normal for addicts.
Tierra, (cool moniker by the way) She needs to screw up this weekend. I have a bet riding on July 1 and an epic party waiting to happen when I win.
I’m hoping Emile just happened to be there and she attached herself to him,. rather than him making a conscious decision that to hang out with Linnocent was a good idea. i hope i hope.
i’ve given up defending her. However i still believe she’d be better off with a pack of wolves than her family.
In those pictures, she looks like she is in her 40’s! I am glad she is not visiting my neighborhood! She is an accident waiting to happen and taking along an innocent bystander with her.
“Oh, and Linnocent was acting paranoid too, and “at one point spoke to the manager about people ‘noticing her’ in the club….Lindsay high tailed it out of there a little after 2 am”
Blohan was so ‘paranoid’ she stayed until the club closed and they threw her out. TWIT!
Blohan spoke to the manager about people ‘noticing’ her. What did she want the manager to do? Make a PA announcement to NOT ‘notice’ Blohan? TWIT!
@ Obvious, I’m with you. She just followed him out, attaching herself to him. I have no doubt.
Question: How can a person (term used lightly) on FORMAL probation leave the state to go party in NY?
Honestly, did any of the Tin Can Crew/Treehouse Four or crack tailgaters really think she’d stay home or even lay low, having ‘dinner’ somewhere? Now some of you, myself included said she’d go to the Marmont. We may have been at the wrong club but at least we were at A club.
Her PR guy must be pulling his hair out. At a some point in the near future, even those blowjobs will not be worth it. Its just a matter of time before he drops her like a hot crack pipe.
A friend asked me if SCREEEEE and Emile Hirsch are currently together. I said yes, if by “currently together” you mean “blew Emile in the back of an SUV.”
I wonder if the Marmont has trespassed her? Or maybe her dealer/stalker goes there a lot, and she can’t pay up.
her face looks like it’s sliding off her skull. WTF?
She looks terrified, doesn’t she? Those paparazzi . . . .
So she’s “terrified” of the paparazzi, and goes to one of the latest high profile clubs. This really is getting tiresome. She’s just so predictable.
I’m going to go see if i can find out more about this runaway Monaco princess thing. Now THAT’S entertainment.
Is the guy in these photos supposed to be around her age? He looks like he could be her son. She looks 50. So sad.
I’m starting to think ‘it’s good to be Lindsay Lohan’
Stop hating, Haters! ;-p
I cant believe how much she’s aged! Too bad.
Her nose will fall off sometime soon. Gosh, why do these celetarts do this to themselvs?!
Wow does she look like hell!!
It’s the old joke:
“How do you know when an addict is lying? Their lips are moving.”
She’s been saying the EXACT same things since 2007: I’ve changed, I’m responsible, I just want to concentrate on the work, I don’t need the distractions of partying and nightlife, I have it under control, I’m just going to lay low, I don’t have a problem, everyone is always picking on me…
She’s also been doing the EXACT same things since 2007: abusing drugs and alcohol, partying nonstop, stumbling out of clubs every morning of the week, and getting in trouble with the court system.
Nothing is different- just more of the same.
I read a great quote some agent (anonymous- nobody wanted their name associated with her) gave in that Vanity Fair article- “She was on the A-List and fighting to be on the D-List.” Pretty much sums it up.
Batten down the hatches, ladies! The Crack is Back!
I would have gone out too if I was incarcerated for 35 days. She has terrible taste in clothing though. And those shoes????
But H8rs gotti H8…..
Hide yo booze! Hide yo crack! Stay off the streets of LA! She’ll be crashing into babies, innocent bystanders, and paps in no time!
Like I said after the last crack tailgate, she’s not been sober in AT LEAST the last 8 years of her life. Can you imagine?
I am over 40 and I was worried because I have signs of jowls… and then I saw this fresh 24-25? years old person and made me feel better.
she has/had money, good reputation as a decent actress and now she is this…
New drinking game: every time the words “work,” “innocent,” or “in compliance” are uttered by a Blohan, every one have a shot.
We’ll all be f’d up in no time flat.
ugh. She looks so ugly, old and cracked..
hey Dina – your daughter looks like a 50 year old hooker. congratulations.
just showed my boyfriend the header pic of linnocent, when i told him how old she was he couldnt stop laughing.
He didn’t believe me had to google her lol.
She looks like a grandmother! If she thinks she looks good and loves the attention she is getting she must be doing every drug that has ever been invented.
@ bellaluna, you forgot “FINE!”
To quote Blohan, ‘I’m fine’ or from Dina, ‘she’s fine’.
@ ctkat1, you referenced, “I read a great quote some agent (anonymous- nobody wanted their name associated with her) gave in that Vanity Fair article- “She was on the A-List and fighting to be on the D-List.”
I’ll say she MORE than succeeded.
@ madisyn – Thanks! I knew I was forgetting one! 😀
GOD she looks nasty! Her hair is so thin and fried and it looks like she’s balding… (Shudder)
She is so far gone that she is just over. There is not going to be a “comeback”.
She has really aged, and not well. She looks way beyond her years.
Reminds me of a reptile in looks and character.
@penguin- I had a similar experience with my friend. I asked him to look at these photos without telling him they were of Lindsay. After viewing the trench coat photos, he said I was being bitchy and that if an actress didn’t want to succumb to the pressures of Hollywood by getting plastic surgery, and chose to age gracefully, then good for her! That’s when I told him they were of Lindsay, and that she was only 25! He thought I was lying, and made me look up her age. Hahahahaha! It made my day.
She looks like crapola. It truly looks like she hasn’t bathed in days–and her spray tan is all splotchy.
@ miss diagnosed lol. It’s a shame, when she first started out she was really unique looking with her red hair, fair skin and curvy body. She stood out from the bleach blond starlets her age at the time. Hopefully she’ll get it together and prove us all wrong but i don’t see that happening whilst she and her mother keep deluding themselves that everything is fine. I feel sorry for any1 who has an addiction and truly wants to get better but i don’t think linnocent does.
OMG!She looks older than her mother.
WHY does she think that bleach blonde looks good on her??
remember how pretty she used to be? she was so so pretty. too bad that all that tanning, crack smoking and crazy has made her look like this.
let this be a lesson to the youngins.
She’s a loser, and her complexion is such a mis-match with blonde hair.
Courtesy of Michael K. @ DListed:
“If it looks like a drunk bitch, stumbles like a drunk bitch and droops its eye like a drunk bitch, it’s a Lohan”!
Sums it up, doesn’t it?
This 60 year old woman is 24 years old?!??
wait, that’s dina isn’t it?
Oh, just a matter of time now before CrackZilla gets busted again, goes to court, gets defended by her skanky ho of a lawyer and gets out of it.
Getting kinda predictable.
p.s.: I know 60 year olds that look younger than this girl!
@lily ditto. I saw her on another page and nevermind the wrinkles – she is very fair skinned and she is or was a junkie – the wrinkles can be explained away. She has JOWLS at what 25 at most? She looks like pre-cancer treatment Michael Douglas.
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