Last month, we had some new photos of Elizabeth Hurley and her jumpoff lover Shane Warne. Shane’s face was… er… different. Bitch got tweaked, and then some. My theory was that Liz had demanded that her jumpoff, a slightly chubby, rapidly aging, sun-damaged Aussie cricketer be given a makeover which included a new weight-loss diet, new fancier clothes, and a total face overhaul, including a double-chin removal, an eye job and some kind of facelift. As I said, bitch looks like the love child of Tony Blair and a Ken doll.
Anyway, Liz got on her Twitter to deny part of the story… but not the important part. She doesn’t deny that Shane got surgically tweaked, but does deny that he’s been wearing makeup, and she claims that his new “look” is simply weight loss: “SW does not wear eye makeup or have an “eye liner tattoo”…. his eyes were born that way! Neither does he wear lip gloss fyi hacks in gossip press; he’d prob just given me a kiss & got a bit of mine. And re “looking different”, you try losing 25lbs and see if you do!”
[From Liz Hurley’s Twitter]
Apparently, Shane also denied the facelift claims on his Twitter (which I can’t find) – The Mail claims that he wrote: “Questions re facelift/Botox etc are absolute rubbish. I am 86kg. Lost 7kg and close to being the fittest I have ever been. Fitness and being healthy is now a daily habit I feel great and never been happier in my life. I am also eating very healthily and am flattered that people think I look younger. I have worked hard over the last five months on fitness.” Bitch, this isn’t JUST weight loss. Liz made him get tweaked, and what’s worse is that they both seem to LIKE the way he looks now.
This is Shane in 2007:
And here he is now:
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
He makes me want to gag. His lip and skin colour math – a weird, ham pink. Eugh. He’s definitely had botox and maybe some fillers for the lines. Just ew.
wowwww!! he doesn’t even look like the same person..
Liz can’t even admit, he’s gotten a total overhaul huh??
his lips look creepy and he has the “fresh pinched” look.
these folks think we are all idiots.
is he straight?? oh nevermind–LOL
He looked like a man before. Now he looks like an old vegas lounge singer who wants to hold onto his youth. Fail!
hehehehe
Weight loss just above his eyebrows, tugging them up and up.
And bleeeurgh, I did not realise he could become even more repulsive to me, but yep.
He has a mouth like a cat’s bum. (A cat with worms.)
It’s amazing to me how long and to what extent these celebs can milk a name without having done a thing in a decade…or ever.
He was more handsome in the old photo. She is a stunning woman, no matter what age, twenties, thirties and now forties.
Does he live in Madame Tussaud’s now?
Yuck. He looks all shiny and has on more lip gloss than she.
I think he looked pretty damn hot before. Now, I’d look away. (If she “made” me do that and then wanted to leave, I’d smack that bitch up. And we all know how I feel about domestic violence, so we know I’m being flip.)
Liz is still gorgous, but this guy looks like a loser. She can change this face, his hair, his clothes – but he’s still a deadbeat. A deadbeat with slightly better clothes and a plastic face
He looks rugged yet handsome in one photo.
Now he looks like a older gay male escort for his lady friends. (Nice work if you can get it)
He definitely looks worse now. His eyebrows alone are creepy!
I loved that she shamelessly promoted that Estee Lauder lipgloss in her tweet 🙂
Looks like he got an eye lift, eyebrow waxing, and a chemical peel or two. And he looks like he’s wearing foundation and bronzer.
@ Brin:
Does he live in Madame Tussaud’s now?
Nope. He was not allowed to be there because he didn’t look realistic enough for the museum.
He looks like Ben Affleck during his Bennifer phase, all shiny and formal.
@Eve….you’re right…lol!
she sucked the hot right outta him….just did more googling – the guy was sort of “younger mickey rourke hot” before…and now….dear god, what is that THING?
LOL @ brin & Eve
Yikes…..that’s all I got.
Mr. Shane Warne now looks like Miz Shauna Warne!
She has the worst taste in men, seriously she must be as vapid and stupid as everyone says.
Thanks for doing this story.
When “celebrities” will come to realise that aging is a NORMAL process ?When you age your are supposed to look older , right .
Have you seen Helen Mirren , she is just stunning .
What next ?facelifts for toddlers ?
He looks like Doris Duke’s gay butler. Men shouldn’t get facelifts. They all end up like Bruce Jenner-Kardashian.
He looked better before all the work!
Ewww his face makes me want to gag. He looks awful. I don’t know why people who have had obvious plastic surgery, lie about it like people can’t tell. Weight loss doesn’t make your face look like THAT.
Ew! He looks like a plastic Kevin Costner. He is just a few steps from Kenny Rogers territory now.
Doris Duke’s gay butler – now THAT is a serious name-check. I hope I can attain that pinnacle someday.
How can they expect anyone to believe he doesn’t wear makeup? Usually his lipstick shade is Guido Pink, but in the last photo, it’s New Corpse Nude.
funny how all the weight he lost went right to his lips.
Ummm, sorry Liz, but weight loss does not tighten the skin, in fact it does the opposite, and skin often sags with weight loss. Nor do you get cat eyes and a waxy complexion from weight loss.
He is a repulsive looking man, and she definitely traded down with him.
In that one picture he IS wearing some sort of lip product. I don’t care what she says.
Fes up Liz. He’s had laser treatment for his fried skin, a browlift, lipo on his double-chin and botox/restylane injections.
shiny & STRETCHED and unable to lift eyebrows or smile. THIS is from WEIGHTLOSS????? NO way. looks like a user to me.
Huh, I really want to lose some weight, but if this is what happens to your face afterwards, I think I’ll stay fat.
he looks like barry marnilows little brother
Oh Liz – come on you are making a fool of yourself. You nor him are fooling anyone. This man is so cosmetically altered its scary!
wow!
This guy has major gay-face now. It was there, but subtle before the work…oops “weight loss”.
His head looks a like boiled ham in that top photo.
Hey Liz Hurley, David Gest called and he wants his bitch back… no not Liza, the one on your arm, honey.
If Shane Warne wasn’t so Shane Warne then the transformation wouldn’t be so unbelievably bad. As much as he’s tried in the past to be fit and metro, it’s never worked or lasted. Looks like he’s given up the beer for a wine cooler (do they still make those?). Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad. If I was Simone I’d be doubled over laughing.
Come on Liz, you can do way much BETTER than this.
Oh my, those two deserve each other..
Apparently to make it in Hollywood, you have to be totally delusional. I think that what is insulting is that us “commoners” can tell ( cough…so can Ray Charles) that Lenny Latex or whatever the hell its name is, has had some work done. For gods sake, what was the attraction to him in the first place. She liked his lip gloss. God, when did men stop being men and become this.
wow he is really repulsive looking. i don’t get it!!!!
Definite forehead lift.
Was surprised that those lips always looked like that.
ha ha looks like he’s in a wind tunnel
That’s like Kim Kardashian saying her lips got big because of the flu, or Fergie’s husband saying her face looks different because she’s wearing lipstick.
I really wish celebrities would stop thinking that we’re stupid and try to tell us lies about their plastic surgeries.
LOL, LMAO, I don’t know which cracks me up more, Shane’s new face or Liz saying that it’s as a result of weight loss. LMAO.
He must’ve gone to Bruce Jenner’s surgeon, because his new face looks quite unnatural.
It’s a shame, because he used to be a good-looking guy.
Why all these celebrities think we are all idiots who believe each bullsh.. they say?
(I’m sorry, that word I used is not polite)
rich people all tend to look just not quite right….
The feminization of men through plastic surgery continues. He is one step away from looking like Bruce Jenner lulz.
Yes, @Mims, he actually looked like a MAN before! I’ve never seen this guy other than these pics here, and he looked hunky in the ‘before’ pic. Now he looks like Sigfried &/or Roy. What a shame.
first, has this site gone ghetto? BITCH PLEASE
liz’s bf is much hotter than your man, whoever is reading this.
more important is how fabulous liz must be to keep pulling successful hot men.
Dear God! I have no idea who he is, but he looks like he’d melt if he got near an open flame.
And whoever said “plastic Kevin Costner”- dead on!
@ Vicky
ITA – Vegas lounge singer – a cross between Liberace (a queen who led the way for all queens!) and a gay guy who cut my hair when I was younger. I don’t like the look – he was better before even if he was a bit fluffier. Now he looks like a drag queen.
Yes because this is what happens with a rapid weight loss, you get a tighter face???
This byaatch has been lying and running covers for boys since she hit the scene years ago.
Major eye work done. He looks like a department-store mannequin!
He looks like that guy who’s addicted to plastic surgery. He should have gotten lipo or a neck lift if the double chin looked saggy after the weight loss but not the whole Liberace!
Weight loss does change your face but it doesn’t make you look like a just say no to plastic surgery ad.
WTF! He looks like a Ken doll gone wrong..
yeah, right Liz. and did you hear the one about him being straight?
@dica, you are funny. I luv posters who are combative just for the hell of it.
@Rhiley HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I would have said he’s mildly attractive before. Now but now he looks like a lovechild between Wayne Newton and Bruce Jenner.
As an Aussie, i find the whole Shane and Liz thing hilarious! He is Australia’s biggest weasel!! Major downgrade for Liz (if she was even still relevant).
I don’t know, i think he had facelift, or maeby it’s botox? I think he looked somehow cuter at before-picture. Little smilewrinkels and looking at real age, is sexier than be smooth at his age. Who knows, maeby it’s just diet with botox and good mineral coverup makeup?:-) He def must use atleast foundation, all male and women stars always use it for cameras. But it is normal, that males deny it.
He looks rapey, before & after.
Totally had a lift. No doubt in my mind.
Also, he’s REALLY unattractive, before AND after.
Overuse of botox.
Brow lift (to smooth out sun wrinkling) and some skin treatments. His only flaw is looking too shiny. Otherwise, I don’t think he touched the eyes, which would be a mistake because they are great. The weight loss is just adding to it all. I think his look will calm down. Liz looks so great. Very natural.
SW has ALWAYS been fugly, but now he looks like a fugly wax dummy. Yuck.
Is that a scar I spy on his jawline in that profile shot? It looks faint and healed, so it might be old.
Hahahahahahahaha! Oh my gosh! This is just too funny! I lost 25 pounds and it yanked the skin of my face so tight I look like a greased up Sphinx cat with Botox-riddled spots and puffed up lips.
Nice try Liz. Next time just admit it. Ad-mit it. Nothing wrong with owning up to making use of cosmetic surgery.
Now back to laughing. Hahahahahahahaha! 😛
Holy cat face! His whole head looks elongated. Gross, why do people do this to themselves? He looked cute before with those gold and green eyes and smile crinkles, I woulda hit it in ’07.
His eyebrows have been shaped in top photo, and he’s defo wearing lip gloss. He’s gone from a standard Aussie bloke to a Ken Doll. He must really love Liz to have done that to himself. Maybe that’s why it didn’t work out with Arun..he possibly drew the line at being given an overhaul. I get the feeling Liz is SUPER vain.
#FacePalm
Between Liz’s defense of Shane Warne’s new plastic face and Rupert Murdoch’s odious dealings, Aussie representation in the international media is at an all-time low.
He looked like a hansom hansom man before. What made him do any fixing to his face? Just botox, or a facelift, who neads it, to look like a doll? He was great looking before, maeby not for everybody’s taste, but you could see a caracter. All that polished from brows to toes look, it made that friendly but manly get misty. But maeby if you meet him in person… Still, I hardly disaproave that cosmetic doctors mess with natural face, if no nead to fix damages after disaster, bad molds on face, chickenpoxscares or so. Each face is unique, beautiful. Look at Baby from Dirty Dancing, she was stunning. And then… And it is newer the look, but what you feal and translate to other people. For example, in my opinion, there are some men, moviestars, that made themselves look worce with making a small noce. But the sexapeal and talant, got them to fame. NOT their small noses. So it is what you feal. He looked like Himself before.
he has definitely done a lot of work on that face but its seems like he did it before losing the weight. quite frankly he looked better when he was fatter..
Why is Liz trying to insult everyone’s intelligence by denying Shaney Poo has had work done on his face! As has already been pointed out – skin generally gets looser when you lose weight especially when you reach your forties and it loses it’s elastin.
As an Aussie I’ve watched Shaney Poo on and off TV for years and he now has that permanently surprised look of someone who has had a lift. My mother-in-law had the same look when she got her brow lift. So for those who preferred the pre-lift Shane – stay tuned cos my mother-in-law’s lift drooped after a few years and now you’d hardly know she’s had one. Just don’t get me started on those eyebrows of his that have been waxed to within an inch of their life!!!!
Bwaahahhaaa….heeehhheeeehhheee….pause..relook at Warnie’s face again…hehehhe. Yeah yeah that’s weight loss. Shurley sure are funny together. I bet Simone is looking at these pictures of him thanking her lucky stars she kicked him to the kerb. How long is Lauder going to keep Liz as a (ahem) role model?
Drag Queen! [on a bad day]
if by weight loss she means the weight of the skin he had surgically removed from his face before they lifted and reattached it to his skull then okay.
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