Liz Hurley & cat-faced Shane Warne are loved up & headed to South Africa

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Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are pretty much one of my favorite couples of the moment. They give me the same giggly, punch-drunk feeling that the ScarJo-Sean Penn pairing gave me – it’s a combination of “WTF” and kitsch and camp and just pure hilarity. I mean, Liz was married to a nice guy – Arun Nayar – and then she screwed around on Arun with Shane, and then once she officially dumped Arun, Shane became her jumpoff boyfriend. Not content to just let that scandal brew, she took Shane on as a renovation project, putting him on a diet, and presumably forcing him to get a ton of plastic surgery, to the point where he looks… bizarre. And instead of being laughed out of town and/or splitting up, Liz and Shane seem stronger than ever. Liz seems to LIKE the way he looks now, and she even defends his new face on her Twitter. And Shane doesn’t seem to be holding a grudge against Liz for the plastic surgery. It’s just so… amazing.

So here are new photos of Liz and Shane going through the airport on the way to South Africa, where they will be attending Estee Lauder’s Pink Illumination Ball. Look at how many suitcases they have! Liz needs lots of wardrobe choices, I guess. And she probably packed a trunk of suits and tuxedos for Shane too. I bet she gets final say on his wardrobe at this point. Their relationship is just so, so funny. I love them together. I hope they never breakup. LOOK AT HIS FACE. He’s so happy to be traveling with his lady. He’s so excited! Or maybe that’s just the expression Liz demanded be permanently etched on his face.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Pyewacket says:

    He is so gross and creepy looking it actually sickens me to look at him!

  2. Heatheradair says:

    Wow. His “O-face” must be pretty much the most terrifying thing on the planet.

  3. merski says:

    OMG this guy is so disgusting I wouldn’t f*ck him if somebody gave me a million dollars. Holy shit.

  4. feebee says:

    As much as the open mouthed smile looks weird and waxy, it’s much preferable to the closed mouth expression where his eyebrows look a floor above the rest of his face. Next Stop: Wayne Newton territory.

    I still can’t believe what he’s done to himself. Terrible. WTF. Why?

  5. arock says:

    somebody said the other day that he has a mouth like a cats ass. -still giggling–

  6. Kaboom says:

    Makes you wonder if he can still close his eyes.

  7. Irene says:

    He looks like the poster boy for bad surgery…gross

  8. brin says:

    He looks like he may have had a lobotomy along with the plastic surgery.
    I seriously don’t think there is anything going on in there.

  9. Moneypenny says:

    I had NO idea that Jocelyn Wildenstein was an Australian cricketer.

  10. rissa says:

    he looks like a lephrecaun (sp?)

  11. madpoe says:

    South Africa might be too hot for that face. I may not want to see the return photos.

  12. kieslwoski says:

    Oh God, thanks for posting on these two, I am so with you the kitsh and camp degree of this couple just makes them so entertaining. He is beyond repulsive.

  13. CuriousCat says:

    Guess I found Arun Nayar’s ‘unreasonable behaviour’. He refused to became her toy and get under the knife. The more I see, the more I like Arun. He’s available, right?

  14. Jaded says:

    Something about his new face reminded me of someone for the longest time, and I FINALLY figured out who it is!!

    http://mereditharnold.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/paul-lynde3.jpeg

  15. richie says:

    EWWW he looks like a burnt hot cross bun!!!! DAYUM!!!!!!

  16. Nanea says:

    Apart from the bad plastic surgery… whatever happened to his teeth?

    Did they get some sort of radioactive treatment, because they glow in the dark?

  17. Firecracker says:

    Lol, Kaboom with your comment, Makes you wonder if he can still close his eyes.

  18. Micah says:

    He looks like Liz Hurley in male form.

  19. Esmom says:

    Wow. Just wow. He. Is. Frightening. And check out his silver suitcase, wtf?

  20. The Truth Fairy says:

    HE IS ONLY 41 YEARS OLD!! If that doesn’t scare you into avoiding the sun, I don’t know what will!!

  21. Marianne says:

    He looks better when hes smiling.

  22. June says:

    oh my lord his face is SO DISTRACTING!! honestly- what person could genuinely conversate with him w/o looking confused? I bet Liz just imagines she’s talking to/staring at a bag of money

    @Jaded: you made me laugh and clap like a monkey w/a miniture symbol!

  23. Jana says:

    She had Hugh all through his hunky years and a gorgeous husband, whatever his name was, and this is what she has sunk to?

  24. BigHair&Pearls says:

    She’s finally showing her true colours – she’s an Essex girl through and through. A real scrubber!

  25. stella says:

    Liz sure cleaned him up good. WTF?

  26. Hautie says:

    Bitch done got tweaked all to hell… and I love how Hurley is so indignant about it all. 🙂

    If losing 30 pounds tighten up you face that much… then there would be no need for Mr. Botox.

    I am just waiting till he gets caught on tape shagging some 19 year old. Because we all know it is just a matter of time till that exact thing happens.

  27. sapphire says:

    She’s had the same limp hair for 15 years-get a change!

  28. Tuatara says:

    Wow, the teeth! I believe that shade is called “Radioactive white”…

  29. Belle Epoch says:

    Anybody remember Richard Chamberlain and his surgery face? Maybe all blond guys end up looking the same? Plastic surgery makes blonde women all look like the same porn star (eg Heidi Montag) and darkhaired women all look like cats (eg Kim Kardashian).

    He was a “weasel” before, but not awful looking. Now he’s disgusting. Something wrong inside if you want to look like that outside.

  30. suggabugga says:

    I’m sure the lobotomy was allinclusive in the plastic surgery package that Liz put in front of him as part of their … deal!?

  31. original kate says:

    something tells me this guy is not totally straight. i wonder if liz knows?

  32. MMF says:

    WHO THE HECK IS HE?

  33. Blue says:

    Omg his face scares the life out of me.
    Her goods must be AMAZING if she managed to convince him to do this to his face.

  34. Selena says:

    MMF – He is an Australian cricketer, sometimes called the greatest spin bowler of all time. The guy has always been an absolute first class dirtbag. He has cheated on his poor wife so many times during their marriage before she dumped him (twice and he has two beautiful children.)He cheats at cricket by taking drugs and perhaps even throwing the odd game here and there. He did some advertisements for KFC here and firstly they didn’t show his face just his voice and then they took them off the air and put another cricketer in his place. Many men still like him, because he is a first class bogan but he is becoming more and more unpopular. I am truly ashamed that he is Australian and apologise unreservedly for letting him out of the country to torture the rest of the world.

  35. Nash says:

    He looks a total mess. I would be scared to death waking up next to that face in the morning, I don’t know how the hell Liz does it.

  36. Jennifer says:

    Well, one thing’s for sure, he’ll always look surprised at Christmas, Easter, Monday, Tuesday….

  37. Camille says:

    That permanently surprised look that Shane has now is seriously creepy.

    They do make a hilarious LOL@ couple don’t they 😆 .

  38. Kat says:

    Just keep in mind, Warney, no amount of plastic surgery will erase the Bogan from your face.

  39. Kat says:

    FYI, kids: Bogan = White Trash.

  40. Melancholy says:

    Aahaha!! Oh geeze, he can’t form any other facial expression!
    Those teeth must glow in the dark.

  41. Kittypants says:

    He looks like an old tranny.

  42. Melancholy says:

    @Nash, how funny would that be?! I hope he sleeps with his eyes open, that would be even better.

  43. REALIST says:

    Jeez, he really does look like Ken doll. Don’t you think his zillions of fans (who loved him before Sleaze-E did) will notice?

  44. Cherry Rose says:

    He reminds me of the man I see in my nightmares, chasing me around with either a chainsaw or butcher knife.

    The only thing worse than seeing him in nightmares would have to be waking up and looking at his face first thing.

    Ugh.

  45. Amy says:

    I’m in pain just looking at his face, the skin looks stretched to the point of… I don’t even know!

  46. Bailey says:

    He looks like a cheap leather bag

  47. Firecracker says:

    Cherry Rose, lol at your comment! I have those nightmares all the time too.

  48. Jb says:

    I finally just read this post…Kaiser, you crack me up! So perfectly hilarious! He IS so happy to be traveling with his lady!

  49. June says:

    “…I am truly ashamed that he is Australian and apologise unreservedly for letting him out of the country to torture the rest of the world.”

    @Selena- I died laughing…but managed to type this message first

  50. Thea says:

    Any minute I expect a white tiger to jump from a hoop. Wonder if when they have sex is eyes stay open. Gag……

  51. Thea says:

    I apologize beforehand but I just want to call him Labia Lips. OMG…..I am sorry.

  52. faye says:

    He must have a big dick or a lot of money.

  53. Maritza says:

    The arched eyebrows is not looking good. Let’s see how long this relationship lasts once he starts gaining weight again.

  54. Ruffian9 says:

    Jesus, he’s a fright. I’d be moving to the other side of the bus if he sat next to me.

  55. khaveman says:

    Serious sun damage. But guys can show more and it doesn’t matter. I think he “procedures” will calm down with time. The weight loss looks great.

  56. Charlotte says:

    He looks like someone is behind him all the time pinching his ass. You know, that surprised, “Ohh!” when someone gooses you?

  57. Nash says:

    @ Melancholy
    the thing nightmares are made of

  58. Melancholy says:

    hehehehe 😀

  59. Claire says:

    He is funny, cracks me up. He is a total sleezebag, but then quite likeable and intelligent when you hear him interviewed. I loved when all these woman came out with the pick up lines he had used on them. His face has been so tweeked – it looks permanently surprised. Liz Hurley is the new Joan Collins. Isn’t she banned from all Oscar Vanity Fair parties for life due to her and Pamela Anderson’s behanviour one year??

  60. Rainbow says:

    @ faye: 100%AGREEIN WITH YOU!:-) :-):-)

  61. Rainbow says:

    @ faye: 100%AGREEIN WITH YOU!:-) :-):-)
    They do look inluv !
    Maeby he’s not so bad to be around??? Hope, his face will looke moore natural with a little time.

  62. DeeVine says:

    He’s dating her for access to free Estee Lauder lip gloss. HIs wife must be glad to be rid of this cat faced man.

  63. fable says:

    That face is so burnt and crisp it will turn into ashes in the wind with the effort of a smile he’s giving.

  64. feebee says:

    @ Selena, I wish you’d kept him in the country through his playing days also. Then we’d only have had to have faced him half the time. I suspect his former team-mates and opponents are having their own WTF moments at these latest pics.

  65. Emily says:

    @Selena, nice summary of his career! He’s pretty much the definition of a cashed up bogan at this point. Which makes me eagerly await Leyton Hewitt’s midlife crisis!

  66. Anoni Mus says:

    I’m ROTFL with all your comments. Seriously, tears are streaming down my face. Poor guy, he’s a trainwreck, and so deliciously unaware!

  67. jemshoes says:

    In all seriousness, this tool (Shane, I mean) was actually fairly decent-looking before the plastic surgery fiasco. :S

  68. icon says:

    What she didn’t explain him is that if he continues to burn his face with this crazy orange fake tan he’ll have to go back to surgery in less than one year.

  69. icon says:

    @ 5
    More like chickens ass

  70. Addie says:

    Ahh what exactly do they want here in SA??
    This guy will get mocked.
    As it is South Africa and Australia have a rivalry about cricket and Rugby teams.
    Now this former Australian cricketer wants to come to South Africa….LOOKING LIKE THAT?!?!

  71. Bit of Nonsense from London says:

    Mon dieu! Shane, that smile looks painful.

  72. Adrien says:

    Lol at the comments.
    Awww! C’mon, how could you not love Ken doll? He looks like he’s having fun pushing the trolley.

  73. Bell Curve says:

    Looks like a fairly unremarkable looking guy viewed from here on Planet Earth. Off on whatever weird planet most of the commenters here come from, things must be different.

  74. Melancholy says:

    Aahahaha!
    Someone wants to believe Warney looks normal. He still has a fan?
    Is that his Dad?

  75. miapatagonia says:

    Have you noticed that his face is almost the same shade of leather as Hurley’s Birkin bag?

  76. Gabor says:

    Wolfgang Joop, is that you?

  77. vivienne says:

    i love shanes face it makes me laugh everytime i see it, love it. Why’s Liz wearing a fur gillet its not that cold even in britain, hope shes got her pits botoxed

  78. Saw a before & after pic of him and his eyes sure had a surgery. Weight loss means you lost weight, not changed face.