Linnocent makes St. Tropez travel plans after vodka-soaked weekend

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Linnocent is “on notice” by her probation judge. The judge says that Linnocent needs to start taking her community service and psychological evaluations seriously, OR ELSE. Or else… nothing, really. Linnocent still gets a million chances to screw up and endanger herself and other people. She’s even back to being a vodka-soaked, crackhead catastrophe at clubs, according to Radar:

Lindsay Lohan hit the town in Hollywood Saturday night, and RadarOnline.com has all the exclusive details. The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday.

She ended the night crying, screaming and “barely able to walk,” our eyewitness says.

“Lindsay looked great when she showed up at Palihouse, and ordered cranberry juice from the waitress,” the source tells us. “I was like ‘Who’s that gorgeous girl,’ and then I realized it was Lindsay. She was definitely sober when she showed up but as the night went on she got sloppier and sloppier. Everyone at the table was drinking lemon drop shots and there were two bottle of Kettle One vodka on the table. She ordered two martinis from the waitress, but she said they were for a friend. So the waitress brought them out and handed them to her. One of the other girls shot the waitress a look and shook her head as if to say ‘Don’t give that to her.’ But Lindsay took them any way and took a big gulp out of one of them. About 10 minutes later she did a shot of vodka.”

Lohan was with two-time Survivor contestant Oscar Lusth, and Lindsay got more than a little upset when she thought he was flirting with another woman.

“She yelled at him to ‘Stop flirting with everyone’!” the source says. “A guy sitting on the other side of her poured himself a vodka on the rocks and I saw her take two sips out of it. But she was really careful to only order juice from the staff,” the source observed. “By 2 am, she could barely stand. She was trying to stabilize herself on the chairs. Then she made it over to the curtains and hung on them. The manager saw this and went over and helped her stand up,” the eyewitness says. “She was really nice to the manager. She kept saying, ‘Thank you. All my friend left me.’ Then she picked up her phone and started screaming ‘Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?’ The manager went back over to her and told her not to worry. ‘I’ll help you. Don’t worry’,” I heard the manager say. She eventually got outside, and when she got to her Escalade she just collapsed into it.”

On Thursday, Lindsay was back in court for a hearing on her probation. Judge Stephanie Sautner gave her a tongue lashing about how little progress she’s made in completing her ordered community service, psychological counseling and shoplifting course. Lohan is not subject to alcohol and drug tests and can legally drink.

[From Radar]

Yeah… that sounds about right. I mean, that’s how I imagine a club outing with Linnocent would go. Vodka shots, jealousy, drama, crazy, total disaster. She’s such a crackhead drama queen, and she thinks she’s so “sly”. “Oh, I’m ordering these vodka shots for my friends!” Oh, isn’t she just so clever? Her brain is totally fried. Anyway, Linnocent tried to do a half-assed denial on Twitter, claiming that Radar had turned “a friends birthday” into a “slew of lies.” WTF? “Slew of lies” = Linnocent.

Meanwhile, Page Six has an interesting story this morning – according to their sources, Linnocent is “hoping” to spend the next few weeks in St. Tropez. You know, because she’s so poor.

Despite being warned to finish her community service for shoplifting and drunken-driving convictions on Thursday, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is hoping to jet to St.-Tropez this Thursday and stay until Aug. 2. She has completed just 33 of the 480 hours of her community service, but is already looking forward to parties in the Mediterranean. Problem is, party planners aren’t exactly falling over themselves to invite her to their lavish and sometimes liquor-sponsored bashes. “She’s a liability,” a source said. Lohan’s rep said, “We don’t comment on any [of Lindsay’s] travel plans.”

[From Page Six]

Who wants to even take the beat that at the end of the day, Linnocent will not complete her community service hours, which will instigate a whole new cracked-out series of court visits and “Will she finally go to jail?” cries.

Last Linnocent story: remember how she beat the crap out of that Betty Ford employee in a drunken rage after she had missed her curfew? Dawn Holland is suing Linnocent now, claiming that Linnocent’s assault was so savage, Dawn needed surgery to repair the damage to her wrist. Linnocent is still sticking with the story that she never touched Dawn, despite that 911 call that proves otherwise. Slew of lies!

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  1. Innocent says:

    Sweet!
    I love Judge Sautner.

  2. constance says:

    Top pic: Looni will wear ANY free clothing given to her if you shit it will crack. Nice “design” for toddler clothing.

  3. dorothy says:

    She can’t afford her court ordered counseling, yet is planning to jet off to St. Tropez? Judge..are you reading this?

  4. Sisi says:

    who’s the hot mess standing next to Lilo in the second pic?!? freaking me out…

  5. Addie says:

    If this brat hasn’t learned anything from Amy Whinehouse death, then sorry to say, but leave her to her own devices.

    She clearly enjoys gambeling with her life,But enevatably her luck will run out..some day.

  6. Kimbob says:

    Lindsay Lohan….what a waste of oxygen. When is all of her bullshit finally going to catch up w/her?

  7. The Original Ashley says:

    She’s now a downlow prozzie right? I mean she hasn’t had a job in years, lives way beyond her means, so she must doing something to keep getting cash for week long trips in St. Tropez. Her endless cash flow just doesn’t make any sense.

  8. Quest says:

    “Community service and psychological evaluations seriously, OR ELSE”, my ass.

    Until I see some justice being served on a shiny platter to Linnocent I will refrain from praising anyone in authority.

  9. Gossip Owl says:

    Nah. If she goes to court again she’ll go to jail and the judge will make sure she does not get electronic home monitoring this time. I hope she does her year in jail (without possibility of parole) and then disappears forever. She’s had way too many chances and has blown them all. And no RDJ comparisons either because he never as much of a liar and was as narcississtic as she is.
    @Addie Of course she hasn’t learned anything from Amy Winehouse’s death. Lindsay thinks she’s above death and will trick her way out of it like she has everything else in life.

  10. magda says:

    first photo – OMG, I knew that she looks bad but this…I’m speechless

  11. guilty pleasures says:

    Love this site, but didn’t read this post. I vote for no more posts about this do-nothing person. Leave her alone, completely, until she does something chat-worth, like WORK!!!!
    Let’s stop paying so much attention to people who do NOTHING to help themselves even though they have all of the means required.
    She makes me both bored and angry. Bitchboombye!

  12. Lucy says:

    HA! All your Friends left you Because your a drunken coked up spoiled brat! What a mess.

  13. Obvious says:

    I bet she did touch Dawn, but i also think Dawn is suing for the money not because LiLo actually hurt her. Her payday deal fell through so this is how she’s getting money.

    that being said…i hope she does go to St. Tropez. i hope she parties until she falls down drunk (again), and i hope she doesn’t complete ANY of her mandatory service and classes.

  14. The Original Ashley says:

    @ Addie I doubt she’d get the out pour Amy got. I know I shouldn’t say it but Amy actually made a mark on this world. It’s sad to know she’s no longer here. I can’t say I’d say the same for Lezlo, who most of the time I just wish would disappear. Waste of space.

  15. KatScorp says:

    Blohan couldn’t stand, so the manager… helped her to her car? Well, that was bloody lovely of her. Me? After stuffing her drunken arse in the car and putting the keys in the ignition, I’d have phoned the cops and dobbed her in for a DUI. Probation, OVER.

    Oh, and Innocent? Are you a beneficiary on Lindsay’s death insurance policy? Because you post like you’re looking forward to the day when Lindsay asphixiates on her own vomit.

  16. Lady D says:

    Unbelievable. Three pictures of Crackie and she has her mouth shut in all of them! I didn’t think the junkie knew how.

  17. Anonymous says:

    COSIGN @ guilty pleasures

  18. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Judge Saunter is so stupid, Linnocent hasn’t taken a blind bit of notice of anything the judge said, she really doesn’t give 2 hoots about anything or anyone other than herself.

    Of course she’s going to fail to complete her CS and courses and more than likely won’t arrange her psychological counselling or won’t attend if she does arrange it.

    This entitled hooker is out of chances and I just wish the courts would wake up to that seeing as everyone else around Linnocent doesn’t seem to or have ever given two hoots about her wellbeing apart from being a paycheck, yes especially including you Dina…I mean Innocent!

    Linnocent is on a self-destructive path and even though I think she is currently an aborrent stealing, lying klepto addict, it is beyond sad if the fate that awaits her is the same as Amy Winehouse.

  19. Truthful says:

    ewwww, you got a cocktails and Linds slurps out of it and passes it to you.

    yuck!

  20. Boo says:

    I believe the hot mess in the second pic is her faithful manservant, Eleanor.

    I know she is a woman. It is an expression.

  21. Ari says:

    It’s sad that she lets so many people use her in her quest to be someone special in this crappy world. Be special to yourself first then the rest falls into place. WAKE UP!

  22. lucy2 says:

    If she can afford nights out drinking, a car service (hopefully), and is planning a trip, she can afford her required therapy.
    No way she finishes all that community service in time. Anyone with half a brain would have jumped on it and finished ASAP, plus done all the other stuff, to show they were serious about it. Not her!

  23. CooCooCatchoo says:

    Lindsay, I’m just a regular old concerned mom in TN. I’ve got some tough love for you. Are you ready?
    Did Amy Winehouse’s death scare the crap outta you? It should have. Just because you’re young doesn’t mean you’re invincible. She died, Lindsay. As in, she’s never coming back. She’s lying on a slab as we speak, and a coroner is cutting her open to determine how she died. A mere formality. We all know what did it.
    Time to GROW up and cut the cockroaches in your life loose. Drug dealers and drinking buddies (including those enabling family members) do not have your best interests at heart. Your life is precious. You are young and deserve a long and healthy life. Please start taking your sobriety seriously. This is a wake up call.

  24. KatScorp says:

    Hey Lindsay? Celeb deaths tend to happen in threes. Feeling a cold tingle go up your spine yet?

    It’s way past my bedtime. Kaiser, please put some cracktinis on ice for Brin, Rita, Bella and the rest of crack-tailgate girls. Here’s hoping that Lindsay gets up to interesting stuff really soon. 😉

  25. gee says:

    I would give my left leg to go to St. Tropez. I would complete her stupid community service FOR HER if I could go. Why is she so freaken spoiled? She is so dumb. She has no idea how good she has it and what the rest of the world is really like. Most of us don’t get to take lavish vacations EVER, she can wait for her court mandated community service to be over.

    /rant.

  26. Miss Marie says:

    Two years till Linnocent joins Club 27…

  27. sapphire says:

    When was that photo taken? Death warmed over!

  28. Boo says:

    She wants therapy as much as she wants sobriety. Like her expensive stays in rehab, she will–maybe–put in her time in the therapist’s office and learn nothing. She does the least she possibly can to stay out of jail (hasn’t the judge recognized that jail is the one thing she seems to want to avoid more than ANYTHING? Use that one piece of knowledge, judge!) and goes on with her antics as soon as she can. She is entitled to fun EVERY DAY, all day, and all night long, too. It’s as if her development was arrested at age 3.

  29. JuJuBee says:

    They need to stop calling LiLo a starlet. That ship sailed a long time ago. No way is LiLo getting into the 27 club. You have to have immense talent to belong to that club. LiLo would be more coat check girl than actual club member.

  30. Bess says:

    Do you think Linnocent still gets residual money from her earlier Disney movies like Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls and that’s how she’s managing to maintain her standard of living?

  31. Bess says:

    One more question, is that Gotti movie still happening? I remember reading that it was supposed to start filming in Jan-Feb of 2012 in NYC.

  32. Thea says:

    She needs to go to St. Tropez to make money. She is basically a prostitute for hire now. This is pathetic. I say give her jail time. Let someone else out for a while and make room for her. She needs it.

  33. brin says:

    Clock is ticking, Crackie…
    *waving to KatScorp*

  34. Maritza says:

    At this rate and with the lifestyle she has in two more years she will be able to join The 27 club.

  35. Lady D says:

    Bess, I read an article where her father stated (I know) that she had to sign over those residuals to her manager Lou Taylor for Lou’s fees. It also apparently covers her bail money that Lou fronts her. Micheal was also claiming that it was Lou’s fault for letting Crackie’s SAG insurance lapse. Like Kaiser said, you need to work a certain amount of hours on film in order to have SAG insurance.

  36. Green Is Good says:

    What is it with this Hagzilla and her inability to wear a bra?

  37. Cherry Rose says:

    “Lindsay looked great when she showed up at Palihouse, and ordered cranberry juice from the waitress,” the source tells us. “I was like ‘Who’s that gorgeous girl,’ and then I realized it was Lindsay.”

    Someone finds Lindsay gorgeous!?! He must have been snorting the good stuff that night.

    @Lady D – And once again it’s not Lindsay’s fault for having her SAG lapse, it was her manager. Seriously, the way they put the blame on everyone but Lindsay, it’s really no surprise she acts the way she does.

  38. drawbackwards says:

    I was reading her twitter and follower comments. Hilarious! It’s all these foreigners saying, “You so beautiful, Lindsay!” “Lindsay we love you!” “Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen my favorite!”
    People from the US are like, get your shit together, ho.

  39. Masque says:

    @JuJuBee….cosign! Over the weekend I kept seeing people writing Lindsay would also join the 27 Club and couldn’t understand how those people didn’t understand the level of talent, originality and genius of the people who are in it. She may die at 27 but I guarantee Lindsay won’t be allowed past the velvet ropes of that club. Hell, Janis would smack the smirk right off of her!

  40. DethHammer says:

    I said this in another thread but it bears repeating:

    The entertainment industry (and the media machine that feeds it) really needs to shape up and change its extremely skewed views on drug abuse; if it did change, perhaps unfortunate deaths like Amy’s could be prevented in the future.

    Charlie Sheen is lovingly viewed as a demi god with this drug-fueld hyperboles and Gaga said last year: “A little MDMA never killed anybody” told Vanity F air she still “occasionally” does cocaine and promotes her boyfriend/FWB Luc Carl’s “Drunk Diet”, which consists of consuming exhorbitant amounts of alcohol. And of course, there’s Lindsay. They and MANY others continue to promote the whole “drugs & excessive booze = glamorous and fun” lie (and perhaps throw out a flimsy “do as I say, not as a do” PR statement) and it needs to stop.

    Remember, just because other celebs aren’t falling down or passing out in public like Linnocent doesn’t mean they’re not equally bombed out of their minds and need help.

  41. Brenda says:

    When I heard about Amy, I immediately thought about Lohan.She will be next if she doesn’t shape up.

  42. Poopie says:

    well if she just turned 25, she has a couple more years before she joins the ’27 CLUB’

  43. Madisyn says:

    Love that picture of Elinor smirking. She’s probably having a little schaedenfreude moment.

    “All my friends left me.’ Then she picked up her phone and started screaming ‘Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?”

    You know its REALLY bad when your hangers-on can’t stand to be around you.

    “Lohan was with two-time Survivor contestant Oscar Lusth, and Lindsay got more than a little upset when she thought he was flirting with another woman. “She yelled at him to ‘Stop flirting with everyone’!”

    Even a former Survivor contestant doesn’t want a piece of that scab. Telling, isn’t it?

    When you look up the definition of ‘pathetic’, you will see a picture of Blohan. Its the same pic as at the top of the page.

  44. OhMyMy says:

    @sapphire (27): That was taken just a few months ago right before she went to NY.

    A “friend” of hers talked her into an impromptu photoshoot in front of her condo that would make an ANTM newbie cringe. Epically embarrassing.

  45. Rita says:

    I’m sure Linnocent’s next defense will be to blame the problem on the Tin Can Crew or the Crack-Clique. *Waves to all*

    @brin-I’m watching you close today. You smell good.

    @sapphire-With Lelo, it doesn’t matter when the phot was taken. It’s always “Death Warmed Over”.

    @madisyn- Have you been introduced to KatScorp? She’s an Aussie fox.

    @DethHammer- You’re absolutley right but Hollywood won’t change. They just bury their dead.

  46. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, you know she’s hoping to go to St. Tropez because she’s got at least 3 paying johns there. Now, a “crack” lesson in Blohan math:

    3 johns x scamming all 3 for first class air fair (to & fro) + accomadations + yacht rides + unlimited booze & coke x 8 days x countless sex acts + Y . Y = numerous good times for all; booze & coke for Blohan (at home) for AT LEAST A MONTH; and lots of fun gossip.

    Carry on Linnocent. You’ll be 27 soon enough.

    *waving @ my ladies!*

  47. Hellen says:

    “Kettle One vodka”

    Is that the dollar-store version of Ketel 1?

  48. DethHammer says:

    *waves to everyone in the Cracktastic “Clique”*

    @Rita– there really is no hope for Hollowwood. And I don’t just mean California; I mean all the celebs everywhere in America and beyond, especially those on the east coast in New York and Miami (which are two of the cocaine capitals of the world), who are more quietly bombed out of their minds than Linnocent, but still, bombed.

    @Madisyn – shall we bust out the cracktinis?

  49. Madisyn says:

    Mornin to the Tin Can Crew (I see we’re all here), fellow crack tailgaters, etc.

    @ Rita, I said it before, I’ll say it again, “Crack Clique”, some kind of awesome! I’m still lovin “Nasty” as well. I noticed we ‘nasty cliquee’ bitches “ran off” those people off the LeAnn Whines post. I wish they’d return, I haven’t had a good Saturday like that in awhile.

  50. kira says:

    Amy Winehouse just died. Yeah, let’s party. Wooo-hoo. Shots for Amy! Next rail for Amy! Woo-hoo.

    Ugh, just ugh.

  51. Madisyn says:

    @ DethHammer, sure. Why not?

  52. Cherry Rose says:

    I’m a bit surprised that Lindsay hasn’t said anything about Amy’s death. But then again, Lindsay’s quite self absorbed and Amy was more of a celebrity in the UK than she was here.

    I’m also quite sure that if Lindsay said something about Amy’s death, she’d get a lot of comments about her own drug and alcohol abuse, which she doesn’t want, so that might be a reason she’s keeping quiet.

    Or she’s too busy partying to even care.

    *waves to Madisyn*

  53. DethHammer says:

    @Madisyn Awesome. Double cracktini please. I went on LeAnn Rimes’s Twitter yesterday and she wrote a whole slew of Amy Winehouse Tweets which were also all about addiction, and then she quickly resumed Tweeting photos of herself. I was thinking of posting them on the LeAnn thread; I mean, you have to read those Tweets LOL

  54. kathybxoxo says:

    after all that’s happened to Winehouse you still write articles calling this girls names and making fun of her?

  55. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – I’d love a cracktini as well! I have some fresh vodka melon balls I made yesterday – call it intuition! 😉

    *waves @ Crack Clique & tailgaters*

    @ kathybxoxo – If you’ll notice, on the thread with Amy mumbling and stumbling onstage, most of us expressed sadness and worry for her. Linnocent “Crack Denials” Blohan isn’t even trying any more. She’s knows she’s “famous” for being notorious, and still chooses to be notorious.

    Additionally, Blohan has had NUMEROUS encounters with the law AS WELL AS rehab, and she chooses not to learn. She also hasn’t looked “healthy” or sober in at least 7 years (and that’s being generous).

    BIG diff.

  56. Quest says:

    *raising glass to Madisyn, Rita, Brin, the original bellaluna, et al*

    Here’s to a cracktini with two vodka soaked melon balls…

    *a toast to all the Crack-Clique*

  57. lrm says:

    not only is she delusional and self-absorbed, but she’s violent too!
    i mean, how many fights has she gotten into?
    She is abbhorent sp?…., isn’t she?

  58. Seal Team 6 says:

    Honest question, Crackgaters, no snark at all: do you think Linnocent is getting paid to go to St. Tropez? I’ll let the question at that. Y’all are smart and perceptive gals.

  59. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Seal Team – Read my earlier comment on this thread. It’s crack mathematics. 😉

    *toasts Crack Clique*

  60. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Katscorp

    I very much bet Innocent aka Dina is a beneficiary of Lindsay’s life insurance.

  61. lrm says:

    omg that link to ‘epic whole foods resignation letter’ is hilarious…and the article comments below hilarious….
    ‘unexpected bacon in all prepared foods’…. ha ha that is very true, depending upon which store you go to.
    though i will say, went to the new wf in richmond va shortly after it oepned-and blown away!!!!
    i mean, real southern food bar, prepared, among all the other usuals…and amazing amazing pastries and baked goods. really one of the best WF’s i’ve been to, and I live in CA, and used to live in boulder, the WF headquarters store for US…..
    And point being: VA should have bacon in it’s prepared food bar,, shouldn’t it?

  62. Seal Team 6 says:

    Orig B —

    Ha! Missed it. You nailed it (pun intended).

  63. Madisyn says:

    @ Quest, the melon balls in the cracktini are a nice touch. Looks pretty too. *clinking my glass to yours*

    @ bellaluna, you’ve got the math down pat. I hope she goes to St. Tropez. I also hope the judge is paying attention. Keeping notes for her October 19th court hearing, where she HAS to appear. Lets keep our fingers crossed that on Aug. 11th she fails to sign up with a psychologist. Of course, the Aug. 11th deadline is just to show ‘enrollment’, doesn’t mean she’s going to go. Actually my bet is she won’t. I can’t wait for the October hearing, I just pray they televise it again.

    *Waving back* to @ Cherry Rose

    Cracktini’s are served with a garnish of melon balls.

  64. Swanson Hakkastone says:

    St. Tropez??? I thought she was “broke”? Where is the IRS and why are her “finances” not being scrutinized? It is impossible to live her lifestyle without lots of disposable income. Where is it coming from?

  65. Cheyenne says:

    Jesus. I’ve seen forty year old street hookers who looked better than she does.

    I can feel sympathy for Amy Winehouse, a truly tortured soul, but this broad is nothing but a spoiled brat with a monumental sense of entitlement. She needs to be thrown in jail in the general population and get a good old fashioned beat-down. Or three.

  66. Ruby says:

    I do wish someone would explain to poor, confused Lindsay the difference between community service and servicing the community.

  67. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby

    “I do wish someone would explain to poor, confused Lindsay the difference between community service and servicing the community”.

    THAT is the best comment I’ve seen all day!

  68. the original bellaluna says:

    @ DethHammer – I hear what you’re saying. I totally agree about the NY/Miami thing – I guess it’s just “easier” (for lack of a better term) to be quieter or more secretive about drug use there IF ONE CHOOSES TO BE SO. As Linnocent has shown us repeatedly, she’s an equal opportunity booze hound-crack head: she makes sure her antics are known far & wide by the company (READ: paparazzi) she chooses to keep.

    But I also look at some of the child actors who’ve made it without this drama: Neil Patrick Harris & Natalie Portman are two right off the top of my head.

  69. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Ruby – BEAUTIFUL! 😀

  70. DethHammer says:

    @Bellaluna Yea, most celebs hide their drug escapades and binges, but not Linnocent. She doesn’t drunk dial; she “drunk paps”

  71. assistantrachel says:

    @Ruby: simply the best comment I have read in a long time 🙂

  72. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Yes. The St. Tropez cracknanigans will be EPIC. Is it wrong that I’m actually looking forward to it? I mean, at least you’ll be safe driving around town! 😉 (The end of that first equation was supposed to be = Y, but hey, it took me awhile to figure out the crackmetic. I’m pretty sure I got it though.)

  73. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna

    No angel, it’s NOT wrong, I personally am BEGGING for it to happen. Like you stated, ‘it will be EPIC’. I’m SCREAMING into my tin can that she does go. All the better to “hang herself”, my dear. I could come up with several different analogies, say, like, “here’s the shovel, keep digging” etc.

    You get the gist. I’m STILL laughing about @ Ruby’s comment. BRILLIANT! I’m just pissed I didn’t think it first.

    EDIT: What is it with @ Irm’s Whole Foods BS?

  74. OhMyMy says:

    Maybe she’ll lose (sorry have it stolen) her passport again. Wouldn’t it be funny if they wouldn’t let back in?

    American Embassy: “Lindsay who? Isn’t she Italian or Croatian or South African or something? We’ve never heard of her”.

  75. Seal Team 6 says:

    Ozzie from “Survivor” has a rep for being a bit of a womanizer, and he is definitely a bit of a tool.

  76. Seal Team 6 says:

    Oh, if only Linnocent got busted for drugs or something in St. Tropez!

  77. Madisyn says:

    @ Seal Team, thanks! “Ozzy” from ‘Survivor” reminded me of Ricky Nelson, one of the most attractive men I’v ever seen in my life. The other exceptions being Brad Pitt and Jon Bon Jovi. Yeah, I like those kind of pretty boys.

  78. Miss Diagnosed says:

    Hello ladies of the “Crack Clique” and Fellow Tailgaters, just popping in for a second.

    Why are Lindsay’s panties in a Twitter twist? She’s free to legally drink and drug herself into an early grave. If she isn’t drinking/drugging, she must know by now that people are going to write that she is anyways. If you’re cool with yourself, just leave it. Take the “high” road, and keep your mouth shut. Oh wait, I don’t think she can physically close her mouth anymore with those inflated lips and overworked jaw muscles.

    Oh, well. It seems this is a case of, “The Lady doth protest to much.”

    Don’t even get me started on St. Tropez. Have a good night everyone.

  79. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Oh My My – And let us not forget the truly priceless photo of her passport on the glass table next to her lines of coke/meth! The Americans say “Lindsay WHO? Send her to India – that’s where she belongs, as a Missionary saving the orphans!” CLASSIC.

    @ Miss D – Have a good night.

  80. OhMyMy says:

    @original bellaluna: I’ve read that she ruined her reputation in India with that documentary she did awhile back where she claimed she personally saved kids from slave traders or something. They don’t want her. They pick up every story about her in their press.

  81. Lucky Charm says:

    @ Ruby – classic!!! I’ve finally stopped laughing long enough to type. My poor kitty didn’t know wth was going on, lol.

    I don’t think she’ll die young. Like the cockroach she is, she’ll be around to annoy us for a very long time. She’s like the female Keith Richards, only a thousand times more entitled and pathetic.

    And she would never be named in the same breath a a member of the 27 club. That is a club reserved for actual talent, not for your run-of-the-mill drug addicted s!ut who thinks they’re a star.

  82. Lucky Charm says:

    I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow, anything special you ladies want me to make for your cracktailgate party? I hope you don’t mind if I crash them every once in a while, they sound like so much fun!

  83. Addie says:

    @ohmymy. Hey now, let’s not try bringing her to South Africa now, we don’t need that mess hanging around these parts.

    But seriously, she has seen what happened to both Heath and Amy and STILL does not care to change even a little.
    Will she ever get IT? As someone the exact same age as Lindsay, I don’t understand her level of thinking or lack there of.

  84. Laura says:

    Send her ass to jail for real this time.

  85. poopie says:

    I also wonder WHERE IS THE MONEY COMING FROM for all this travel? geez when I’M BROKE.. I’M BROKE…. i guess the residuals from posing for TIRE & WHEEL MAGAZINE and CONSUMERS REPORT (apologies to both mags) is greater than i thought!

  86. therock says:

    So what everyone’s saying is that “police reports” don’t lie??? Yea right, time to get a CLUE!!!!!!!! That washed up ragged looking rehab worker isn’t going to get a DIME!!!!!! If she does, she needs to use it to fix her face!

    Fyi, I’ll post my recipe for road lizard stew later on today! GOTTI roll!

  87. Original Tiffany says:

    Waving to my crack party peeps!!!
    Hey, it wasn’t a major F-up, but the first public drunken mess. Did I call that shit on the 25th or what?
    Pork cracklins for all my friends!

  88. BComm says:

    This sounds silly but I really like the pink shirt she’s wearing in the picture…anyone know who it’s from?