CB and I disagreed as to whether this story was interesting – CB thinks it’s “very 2007” and I think it’s interesting in a “I had a chuckle of schadenfreude with this one” way. For the past few months, Kristin Cavallari, reality “star” also-ran and professional bitch-face, has been trying to get people interested in her engagement to Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler. I’ve seen stories about Kristin and Jay on People and Us Weekly, like they’re genuine celebrities or something. Anyway, bitch got dumped by her fiancé. And even People Magazine is all “Bitch got dumped.” It sucks to be so much of a loser that even People Magazine doesn’t give a crap about making you sound kind of pathetic:
This is not the fairy-tale ending Kristin Cavallari was hoping for. After just 10 months together, Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have called off their engagement, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
“She got dumped,” says another source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”
The couple, who were planning a spring wedding, became engaged in April, when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. They had been spending much of their time recently in Chicago, and Cavallari had planned to move there during the upcoming football season.
“She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set,” the source says. “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”
Just a week ago, Cavallari Tweeted about her engagement party. “Thx to all my amazing friends for making my engagement party a blast last night!” she wrote.
The couple had completed their wedding registry, and Cavallari was determined to be in great shape for the wedding. Saturday night Cavallari hit The Beverly, an L.A. lounge, and was spotted without her engagement ring.
“She was hanging out at a table with Nicky Hilton and Alessandra Ambrosio,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She was telling friends how they called off the engagement.”
A rep for Cavallari had no comment.
[From People]
Do I feel bad for laughing? Sure. I think Kristin was trying to make people care about her engagement and wedding because she wanted attention, sure, but I do have sympathy for her considering that her mindset was all “happy, happy wedding” and his mindset was all “How can I get out of this?” That sucks, no matter who you are. But isn’t Kristin known as a major bitch? Right? So enjoy it.
UPDATE: Haha, Kristin must have run to People Mag and made them publish a story about Jay being “controlling”. A “source” says: “Jay Cutler was beyond controlling and didn’t really like Kristin to go out. When she did go out, he called all the time and demanded to know exactly where she was going and who she was with.” Um… so? No mention from Team Cavallari about the simple fact that the bitch got dumped.
The friend adds: “He made her choose between him and being friends with a lot of her girlfriends. I’m not surprised it didn’t last.”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Remind me who this is again?
Yippee!! Good news for Bears fans!
I don’t so much care about this from a gossip perspective, BUT, KC is the answer I always give to the question “what blonde ‘celebrity’ would you want to look like?” Love the brown eyes. SO — I’m always happy to cruise through more pictures of this no-talent whiner and go “oooh, her arms are SO NICE.” Either way, bummer to get dumped when you’re planning some sort of My Little Pony Dream Wedding…..
This better improve your game, Jay. Chicago is counting on you.
My theory: she got all bridezilla and Jay peaced out.
This makes all those “LOOK AT MY ENGAGEMENT RING!!!” pics absolutely hilarious.
no idea who this chick is??
@Cherry She was on Laguna Beach (Never watched it) and then once Lauren Conrad left The Hills she was her replacement on The Hills and then the show ended.
She gained a lil attention because she started dating this guy. He isn’t all that attractive, why people make a big deal about him idk, and I live in Chicago but I don’t know if he is any good on the Bears. All I know is we were real close to the Super Bowel and the kicker effed us? IDK.
Wow can’t believe she was gonna move here. I wonder how she would have handled the winters?
People in Denver know exactly what sort of a whiney loser JC is … She has probably had a lucky escape cos this news didn’t surprise me ABOUT HIM at all!!!
Oh, and before this becomes about football – I have to point out that I’m English and have no clue about the game, other than what I have to endure during the news!
Good for him! She was only with him for his money anyway. She could have walked away with more than an engagement ring if she wasn’t such a slutty attention seeking bitch! Ha! Gold Digging Fail!
I guess I am alone here in feeling bad for her. Don’t particularly care about her one way or another but it would totally suck to get dumped by your fiance…
I wondered if you were going to post this story today, i figured it would end up in the links though. Remember a few weeks ago when some site posted picture of him looking like he wanted to shoot himself at some swimsuit show… that was the writing on the wall.
I have always thought she is a very pretty girl and admittedly was a huge fan of laguna beach and the hills, but she is not aging well.
I never liked this girl. She was vile on the Hills and when I heard she was engaged to a football player I wasn’t surprised, but when I heard he’s some 4th string loser player I had a chuckle. She’s showing him and her ring off like she nabbed Tom Brady.
I guess on the bright side she should be thanking her stars she didn’t marry someone who’s so crap he’ll be lucky to have a job for another season. She wouldn’t have had that WAG lifestyle for long.
Favorite quote: “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”
Exactly. Bitch didn’t really want to get married, she just wanted a fancy wedding.
Edit: Also, I saw their wedding registry the other day. Does it piss off anyone else when celebrities have registries? Like they can’t buy this crap for themselves? Or like they’re ever even going to use a $500 stock pot anyway? Ask your guests to donate to charity, you greedy bitches.
From what little I saw of Laguna Beach, she seemed like a nasty piece of work who took pleasure in stepping on anyone who got in her way. If this is her true persona, and not her “scripted” personality, she got what she deserved.
I am a little suspicious that this just came out of left field. Can a person be that untuned in to their own relationship? However, I don’t wish this heartache on anyone. I was also thinking that her Mom lives in Chicago so I think she is familiar with the midwest and living there may not have been such a stretch for her. Someone feel free to correct me if I am wrong.
Jay looks cute.
@ Dani yes i believe you are correct, that was part of her story line on Laguna was that she grew up in a suburb of Chicago and was moved to CA becuase she became to wild for her mom to handle.
I seriously hate that i know all this
I don’t care how unlikable you are, having an engagement end is humiliating and painful. I feel sorry for her.
The name sounds familiar…?? But why is there fug acrylic nails glued to her dress??
I don’t think that she’s been everywhere wanting people to care about her engagement! Whatever!
She’s no Leann! Anyway she’s better off! I was shocked when they got engaged! She’s too pretty for that sloppy lookin loser.
I’ve seen the Hills and this girl KNOWS HOW TO BOUNCE BACK! 😉
@dahlia1947
Nah, she’s not that pretty. This story’s hilarious!
I find it hilarious. Those pictures of her posing with her ring are atrocious, so snotty. And he looks like an ogre.
I’m happy for the Chicago posters who didn’t care for her and Leann living there.
Now they only have to deal with one famewhore.
Guys be nice. In the last couple of months alone she’s had to sit through Something Borrowed AND got dumped by her fiance – have a little heart!
Oh, Jay. I remember how injured your knee was during the playoff game where The Pack spanked Da Bears. Remeber how you sat on the sideline, pouting and rubbing your knee, using that as your excuse for the loss, then being filmed out and about with your (now former) lady love. Shopping, and not a limp or cast/bandage to be seen.
Can’t wait to see Aaron and The Boys take your whiny ass down this season! Full respect to Bears fans, but Cutler is a major pussy.
(And for the Chicagoans on here, how lucky are you guys, dodging this bimbo bullet. Now if only LeeAnn can get skinny enough the Windy City blows her out…)
smdh
I had the same reaction as you, Kaiser. I laughed. I’m sorry. She is a vile creature and it pained me her 15 mins were extended by this engagement.
I wonder if the engagement party was the final straw for Jay. Or if there is something else going on. Either way, ha! ha! /Nelson
Who? And and the Bears QB? They have names?
This is where the inexperience gold-digger gets it all wrong.
If you are trying to get that man locked up tight. Elope! Never drag out a engagement so you can have the “dream” wedding.
Get him in front of the JP or that Vegas Chapel and get it done.
Now she will have to sit by and watch someone better experienced come in and snatch him up.
@ heatheradair – “My Little Pony Dream Wedding” hahaha – that’s priceless.
Kirsten..er.. Kristin…. who..?
Dear Kristin C., sorry about Jay. If you’re leaving Chicago, do you think you could you take Leann with you? From all Chicagoans, thanks in advance. Go Bears!
Jake Cutler is an effin douche. I mean. that word is overused but he really is an a=hole. All that being said, i read about this story yesterday from JJ and I busted out laughinh. I don’t really feel bad because she’s a annoying and equally douchey.Im sure she’ll find another baller in a few days.
does this mean she gets to keep the ring??
These stories are all wrong. She broke it off with him becuase he is reclusive and jerky to fans. His family is stuck-up and on his payroll and Kristin was sick of it.
iF HE WAS SOOOOOO CONTROLLING. Then why is he the one whom dumped her? makes absolutely no sense. I am so sick and tired of the Z-List Reality Tv show people making the news. Why? They don’t do anything. It’s absurd!
Wasn’t Kristin Nick Lachey’s jump off? Or pre jump-off?
All I can say is… hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Eh…I don’t think he can do better.
@AJ- Please get off Kristin’s payroll.
Not that there’s much available on it anyway.
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