Back in April of this year, there were too many stories about Lindsay Lohan possibly being cast in the new film about the Gotti family. To make a long story short, the basic gist was: Linnocent crack-hustled her way into the production, getting cast as a young Victoria Gotti; Mother Crackhead went crazy and made too many insane demands from the production, so Linnocent was publicly dumped; Linnocent’s crack-hustle continued and she weaseled her way back into the production, this time as Kim Gotti, the daughter-in-law. I thought that was where things stood – that Linnocent had ended up in the film, but in a very minor role. As it turns out, the crack headed dumbass never really signed on to anything:
Casting for this Gotti movie is harder to nail down than the man himself was. Days after Joe Pesci apparently called it quits via a lawsuit on the upcoming Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father comes word that Lindsay Lohan is not yet locked in to her role. Neither, it turns out, are Al Pacino and Kelly Preston. So what’s going on here?
Well, we know what happened with Pesci. The actor was a no-go after he claimed Fiore Films, which is producing the movie, pulled a switcheroo on him and offered him a lesser role for less money after he packed on the pounds to play mob enforcer Angelo Ruggiero. He’s now suing for $3 million. Fiore CEO Mark Fiore says Pesci never had a written contract.
Now, Lohan, who has lobbied hard for the film, first for the plum role of John Gotti Sr.’s wife, Victoria Gotti, and then taking on the smaller part of John Gotti Jr.’s wife, Kim Gotti, has yet to ink a deal.
However, producers are still in talks with the actress, says Steve Honig, the rep for both Lohan and the film.
“The producers of the film and Lindsay’s representation have not yet worked out an agreement for her to appear in the movie. At this point, we cannot provide a definitive answer either way,” Honig said, adding “Fiore is still very much in talks with Lindsay Lohan to play the role of Kim Gotti.”
Likewise, producers say Preston will appear in the film, even though her contract has not been finalized.
The project has been troubled from the get-go. Aside from the distractions caused by Lohan’s legal woes and the Pesci lawsuit, there was a major change at the helm as original director Nick Cassavetes was replaced by Barry Levinson.
So who does the film actually have on board?
Ben Foster, who starred in The Messenger and 3:10 to Yuma, has just been cast Gotti Jr., while John Travolta remains under contract to play the Teflon Don himself.
[From E! News]
I have serious doubts as to whether this film will ever be made. It’s not just the Linnocent stuff, although that bitch is the Typhoid Mary of “Projects that will never get made”. It just feels like the epic pre-production is too crazy, too cracked-out on all sides. If you told me that the producer was organizing the cast in order of “who gives the best beej” I wouldn’t disagree (Hint: Not Linnocent!).
Here are some photos of Linnocent out last night at the Coldplay concert at UCLA. Why is she hiding her crack face? Coy doesn’t play on a crackhead.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.
LOL I love the peeling white-out she’s used as nail polish. That being said, I’m not surprised. This film sounded like another Lovelace debacle from the beginning.
Hold on while I feign surprise that Linnocent isn’t actually going to work somewhere.
Drugs, stealing, drinking, car chases, whoring, crack lies & Dina – all fine.
Being seen at a Coldplay concert – for shame!!
Can’t wait to hear how Crackie and White Oprah spin this one.
*pouring shots of delusion for everyone*
Love how the Hermes belt (can’t figure out how to do the accent on the “e”) accentuates her belly! Nice.
She might make it into the porn parody, maybe.
Well color me shocked! Not.
While I’m not defending Linnocent, it sounds like this production has no idea of what there doing. Sounds like they tried to use her image to get noticed and then realized the torch flame they ignited and backed off. Of course Lohan is so desperate she would keep fanning the flames just to keep interest in her.
Well color me shocked….NOT!!!
@Brin, pass one to me, please! Since it’s going to be so blasted hot today, I’m making shrimp cracktails..
@OhMyMy, that’s exactly what I wrote before your comment posted, but mine’s stuck in moderation. 🙁
Why is her top lip so high up? Have her teeth grown from lying so much?
@mannequin: Maybe she’s experiencing a new bout of “I can’t cwose my wips”.
Merry Crackmas!!!!!
*whipping up some Maryland Crack Cakes*
Jesus her hair looks bad! I nearly barfed at Radar’s discription of her “long creamy legs” for these pictures. Eeww!!
Ben Foster is a very talented actor, although he doesn’t look Sicilian-American to me. At all.
Two things:
1. Linnocent’s knees are messed up. Again.
2. What does her “H” belt buckle stand for? *smiles linnocently*
Who is that unfortunate man to whom she is glued while she is trying to hide (NOT!) from the cameras!
Poor man must have some bad karma he has to work off by escorting crackhead herself!
@Seal Team 6: I know right? Ben Foster is an amazing actor but this just seems like such an odd fit.
There is definitely a top-lip issue going on here. Nicole Kidman’s top lip has been behaving similarly the last few months. The 4th pic down shows it off nicely–
Let us not forget that another actress’ name is listed for the role of Kim Gotti on IMDB. Lindsay is there, too, but she is listed as (rumored). The other actress is just a straight-on listing.
If anyone wonders how she pays for her rep, note that Konig is rep both fo her and Fiore films (who have done very close to nothing in the film industry, ever). So, they probably have a deal where they can use her name to draw attention to their dumb film if he issues crack statements about how everyone lies about her, she wasn’t drunk, and she is happy to be doing her CS.
WHAT is she wearing?!?!?! And if shes so broke, how did she get tix to see Coldplay? Although it looks like she’s trying to show she’s so broke she can’t afford to buy the whole pair of shorts. She’s a great, big “L”, and that doesn’t stand for Lindsay!
Cheese & Crackers, anyone? (haha, pun totally intended, lol!)
Years ago my kid sister had a friend that was working the stripper pole for awhile (sweet girl looked like Barbie dumb as a box of rocks). She had a pair of shorts just like that except I think they had a velcro crotch or something for work.
Apologizing ahead of time for the rant, for some reason this bitch has got my dander up this morning. Lets start with the obvious, shall we.
“However, producers are still in talks with the actress, says Steve Honig, the rep for both Lohan and the film”.
This is Fiore’s rep. This is her rep. paid for by Fiore. He’s paid to say whatever Fiore wants him too. As soon as Fiore doesn’t get the bj’s he wants from Blohan, he and Honig will drop her like a hot crack pipe.
“The producers of the film and Lindsay’s representation have not yet worked out an agreement for her to appear in the movie”.
THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME! HONIG. Shit, were not even talking 2 differing representatives who can’t agree. All Fiore has to do is tell Honig, ‘this is what I’m willing to pay’ and Blohan can accept or decline. This isn’t a formidable actress her folks. Its not rocket science. Blohan is DESPERATE, she would probably do it for free at this point.
I’ve said this numerous times, if you look at the films IMDb page, there are TWO actresses slated to play ‘Kim Gotti’. Blohan, with the word RUMORED next to her name and a woman who I’ve never heard of, named Alicia Vikander. Now as Blohan is the only person with the word RUMORED next to her name, I think its safe to assume, this was just one big publicity stunt for Fiore, and one very sad attempt by Blohan to appear reputable.
Another note of difference, on IMDb, it says Dominic Cooper will play Gotti Jr. and in this piece, Ben Foster.
Two different directors, 2 actors playing Angelo Riggiero, 2 actresses playing Kim Gotti, 2 contracts signed, in a cast of how many, script not complete, production due to start filming, yeah, this production looks SOUND from the start.
@ Boo, there were only eight comments when I started my rant and of course I’m in MOD jail, so after posting, I see we wrote something similar, @ Lucky Charm did the same, sorry to all for a duplicate post.
Qu’elle surprise! OK, not really.
Of course her knees are messed up again – she spends most of her time on them, either “performing” or falling-down drunk. The end result is the same.
Now, pass me some crack snackage, please. I’m hongray! (And I have the vodka melon balls, as it’s HOT here too.)
Yay…..glad to see everyone’s here for our cracktails and crack snacks again.
*Passing shots of delusion and lintinis to all*
what is with that Casey Anthony hair bun. It is not a good look for anyone. Or maybe that is where she hides her coke.
I’d be shocked if Lohan got hired for any acting job, when it’s unlikely that she could be insured.
Mornin, @ brin, OhMyMy, Lucky Charm, Seal Team, Ladybert and all the other ‘crack clique’
@ Seal Team, my first thought, was the “H” stood for ‘Hohan’. One crack cake for me, please.
@ Jazz, I threw up a little in my mouth about reading ‘long creamy legs’. Bitch, please! What did she pay RADAR for that out and out lie?
@ brin, pass two shots my way, please.
@Madisyn, rtms and boo: Too right all of you.
Madisyn: The way I’m reading this is Steve Honig is Fiore’s pr guy who they assigned to LL as a pr rep. Basically who says “no comment” to stories. I don’t see him as being LL’s contract negotiation rep. Isn’t that still Dina?
It seems like these guys are just figuring it out as they go and have little idea of what they’re doing. Mob Street is nothing more than a splash screen website with a form for potential investors at this point. I’ve said it a few times before that they’ve just been using LL for publicity for the project. Would they be making the headlines if she wasn’t involved? Now is the time for them to cut her loose though imo.
Madisyn, I can relate. It seems I am in Mod Hell every other day for reasons I cannot even imagine. In terms of Lindsay, though, you are right–this Fiore firm is shady, crooked, and all sorts of phony. I think Pesci will get a settlement from them, and the project will fold. But what will the tabs say about Lindz if she is no longer “starring in the upcoming film Gotti”? Instead of calling her “troubled actress” or “starlet,” they should just call her Unemployed Ho who cruises celebrity bars looking to trade a beej for some coke.
@madisyn: Alicia Vikander is the woman who supposedly left with Skarsgard at the comic con thing. I remember reading Kaiser’s blurb!
Oh yeah, forgot about Linnocent. First off, I did bake my famous chocolate cake with crackonut sprinkles.
Second, Lindsay’s losing weight. Her legs look less substantial than a couple of months ago. Maybe it’s the stress of thinking about all the homeless women involved in the community service she isn’t doing.
Madisyn, I left you a message on Rime’s article yesterday but ended up in mod jail. I never go to mod jail. That’s what I get for hanging with Bellaluna. I should have skipped school yesterday and just hung out here. Damn I hate missing a good cracktail party, although an ‘Innocent’ little bird tells me there will be more of these parties. I just gotta stay outta jail and thanks to Crackie, I should now know how.)
@Madisyn: Isn’t Hoenig just Lohan’s pr rep? I think she’s working with Larry Rudolf and some person at ICM as her agents / managers.
And then of course, White Oprah still getting her 15%.
Lindsay, your only resort to acting now is…… feminine hygiene products.
Your one and only true calling. Make some calls girl, Now.
One more thing, when is Lohan going to start wearing a bar? Those things are going to be hanging below her belly button soon.
In that last picture, her top lip what the hell is going on there?
@ All Crack Tailgaters – Mornin! Vodka melon balls, anyone? 😉
@ Lady D – Hey! 😀
@ bluhare – I’d love some of that cake. It goes so well with the lintini, the cracktini, the shots of delusion…well, you catch my drink. (I mean drift!)
I would also love to know how she’s “scoring” these tickets and club entrances and all. I believe she’s hanging with Parasite again because Parasite can still afford to pay for her drugs/booze.
I’m totally shocked that Blohan even still has “people.” Who would ever choose to represent this crackheaded mess?
I HATE that short-shorts with pockets longer than the hem is a thing. How tacky! (Of course, it’s Linnocent, what did I expect…)
I bet she was just paid to promote the film and was never meant to have a role. She’s un-insurable – something everyone everywhere knows.
2 words: pube shorts.
2 more: coke mouth.
@ OhMyMy, Good point. Your correct, I apologize as I said before, she’s got my ire up today. Ranting without thinking is never good, but I’ve calmed myself down with @ Brin’s shots of delusion. I needed that. I meant to imply the minute the crackhead is ‘officially’ dropped from the film or production eventually folds, “her publicist” Honig, is OUT THE DOOR.
Dina is the idiotic negotiator for the role Blohan potentially had and lost of Victoria Gotti. Dina is her one and only publicist, as no one else would rep her and she doesn’t have the money to pay for a reputable publicist. Dina is the only one on Blohan’s payroll. She may be ‘paying’ Honig but its not in dollar bills.
Well, she can probably make some money advertising on that billboard of a forehead she has. The fallout from all that bleach is reaching epic proportions.
Hola ladies *waving and raising a cracktini*
@ Seal Team 6, my inital thought also on the H belt…a few sprang to mind such as ‘hooker’, ‘hoare’ & ‘here’ 😉
Whats the betting Linnocent doesn’t get the role coz of her hectic scheduling conflicts *chokes on crack’n’cheese’
Anyhows, glad to see ole Linnocent is thinking about sorting her life out and undertaking her CS and staying home rather than crackie partying, so glad the biatch is a serious actor and law abiding citizen !!!! *sigh* Can I get a vodka infused melon ball pls, I need a hit!
In mod jail….sucking on some meth cubes from the freezer…*sigh*
@ bluhare, I’m sure Alicia is stunning as Skarsgard is as well. I’m just going to throw this out there as my facts are sketchy. Wasn’t Blohan trying to get on “True Blood”? Can you imagine that skank anywhere near Skarsgard? Shudders to think! Will you pass me a BIG piece of cake, I need to share with @ Lady D.
@ Lady D, I got your message and I’m afraid you can’t blame @ bellaluna for your predicament. You mentioned my name, so thats why you were in MOD jail, but if it helps, I’ll share @ Seal Teams crack cake. I drank both ‘shots of delusion’ @ brin gave me, but I’ve got ‘connections’ in jail, as most of the crack clique is always in MOD jail, so we can get more. No worries, you will want for nothing here.
*waves @ Madisyn* Yeah, that’s what I think too. I said earlier I doubt she even still has people. Seriously, who would choose to represent her? It’s not like it’s a paying gig, you know?
*hands Ruby Red a cracktini w/melon balls*
@ Bess, your correct, again ranting without thinking.
@ Boo, don’t you just love the ‘starring in Gotti’ b.s. Its an effing CAMEO, at best. This is just another reason why I think this was one big effed up publicity stunt that backfired. Love your ‘unemployed ho’. I was also thinking ‘professional prostitute’ or ‘TABLOID star’, all those are more accurate. ‘Starlet’, please, she hasn’t been a starlet in several years, professional f*ck up, yes, starlet, NO!
@ bellaluna, mornin. *please pass me a BATCH of vodka soaked melon balls.
@ Ruby Red, You said you needed a hit? *Passing the crack pipe to you, careful, its hot, I’ve been hitting it myself this morning* Welcome to the party. . .in MOD jail. I’m starting to think we need to skip the crack tailgates and just move the party to the jail. I’m STILL WAITING for the pap photo of her going to CS, as its been almost 5 weeks since she’s been out of crack arrest and 2 full weeks since the judge told her to do her CS. Loves it. Keep it up Blohan!
She’s lost a lot of weight. Her body looks good, shame her face looks like crap(or crack lol).
@ Bellaluna, great melon balls, so haze inducingly refreshing 😉
@ Madisyn, I know, I reckon mod jail is to get us closer to Linnocents life, u know with all that restructive house arrest jail!!!! cool, thankd 4 the pipe, that hit the spot & more 😉
Anyhows, maybe ole Linnocent is sneakily doing her CS w/o the paps & will shock us all and turn up to court sober and lawful…. sorry must have been the crack pipe, I 4got Linnocent is too drugged out and ‘famous’ to do anything w/o the paps….oh apart from the hooking! (Its been a long day!)
*waves to my fellow Crack Clique Ladies* @Madisyn, @Brin, @Original Bellaluna, @Ruby Red Lips, @Lucky Charm, @Lady D, Skilo, @Quest, @MorticiansDoItDeader and everyone else, I need some crack snacks, STAT! 🙂
Hey LiLo, Daisy Duke called, she wants her biscuit-skimmers back. And wash the cocaine and weed outta them!
Ugh, looks like Linnocent still has enough cash to pay Radar an exorbitant amount to compliment her shrinking crackho legs and also to get her lips inflated back to that Donald Duck status.
Also, I think @ShanKat is right that Linnocent has a big case of coke mouth in those pics; I’ve seen Gaga’s mouth look like that too.
Repeat of last post sorry! Far too many cracktinis!
I thought ICM dropped her?
@ Ruby Red, I would bet the ‘treehouse’ that she is NOT doing her CS on the sly. I JUST CAN’T, can’t believe with her prior track record of NEVER stepping outside her door without Crackie calling the paps 20 minutes before actually leaving, that she is doing her CS. I know the judge admonished her about the publicity and how dangerous it is to have camera’s where some women are ‘hiding’ out from abusive husbands but Blohan doesn’t give a dandruff’s fluff about anyone but herself. I’ll even give the little twit the benefit of the doubt and say, OK, maybe, she’s doing some CS without notifying the paps but I believe if that was the case, her momager, Ali, or the twit herself would be calling TMZ and RADAR so fast to issue a statement saying something like “a source at the Womens Shelter says, ‘she’s doing a great job, she’s a joy, don’t know what we’d do without her” etc. Some major b.s. like that. So no, Blohan is not doing her CS.
I mean honestly, this is a twit who on house arrest was told not to go on the roof, then goes on the roof and calls the paps. This is also the same idiot, who while on probation gets papped coming and going out of bars, CONSTANTLY.
Oh before @ Innocent pipes in (pun intended) and screams “she can drink”, that wasn’t’always the case. I could continue but I’ve bored everyone enough today.
@ DH (DethHammer) *mornin, passing the cracksnacks*.
TMZ now reports that Lindsay was given the tickets to the Coldplay concert by none other than Chris Martin himself. Yes, apparently Mr. Gwyneth and Crackley Blowhan have been very close friends for a long time. She is just friends with everyone! My, how beloved she is. I’ll bet Gwyn’s smug face turned purple when she heard this news; even if it is a lie (of course it is), it still links her husband with this dirty-legged skank.
The band played a tribute to Amy Winehouse with their rendition of “Rehab.” Lindsay was reportedly in the bathroom doing lines off the toilet seat and missed that part of the performance (okay, I made up that last part about the toilet seat).
Thank you Madisyn -munches on Bellaluna’s vodka melon balls- 🙂
I agree with you that if Blohan was doing any CS, there would’ve been a statement from Radar or TMZ by now saying how “lovely” and “hardworking” she is, and how she is (stifles laugh) “putting her nose to the grindstone”. 😛
I also love that you guys call Dina (Innocent) White Oprah- it’s so true! The Original Oprah can polish a turd like no one else (she actually called Lady Gaga a “spiritual leader” LMAO), but Dina certainly comes very close!
Does anyone think she played this “movie” card so she could get out of some of her probation restrictions? Remember when she was telling the judge that she would have to travel and some other excuses specifically bc of the Gotti movie?
Hey tailgaiters — glad you like the cake, she says modestly. I harvested the crackonut sprinkles myself. They’re so much better when they’re fresh.
@RubyRed: Lay off the meth!! We like our tailgaters to have teeth. Well,at least I do; can’t speak for anyone else.
And if Lohan’s doing her CS, then I’ll eat . . . . more Maryland Crack Cakes! they’re delicious. Thanks Seal Team 6 (was it you who had the kill shot? :))
@ Boo – LOL!!! I heard it was the floor, not the toilet seat. 😉
For once I’m feeling sorry for Gwyneth – to have ANY association with this noodle-head must be hard to swallow.
@ DethHammer – passing you some freshly made cokemeal and raisin cookies.
WHY am I in moderation again???? What did I do? Whatever…someone please pass me a vodka ball, hold the melon. Thanks.
Did she get more lip work?
Bluehare —
yes! It was me!
@Lucky Charm Thank you so much! I’s so hongray -all the crack speeds ups your metabolism- LOL *munches* 🙂
I can’t wait to read how Oprah 2.0 (Innocent) is going to spin this!
@ Bluhare, but I thought the rotting meth teeth would look sooo good when I get my lips pumped up to duck like proportions … no? Maybe I’ll stay sober & just stick to the toilet seat & coke 😉
@ Madisyn @ DethHammer, yep, agree with u both, there is no way in crackie land that @ Innocent AKA Dina could ever keep her mouth shut if Linnocent was ‘doing good’ at the women’s shelter…
@Ruby Red, I’ve infused peppercorns in a meth/vodka mixture for the potato salad. Ground up some crack for salt and let it meld overnight. Strongly recommend you try it. I can’t remember who gave me the recipe, it was a member of the Cracktail consortium and I would love to give them credit for this recipe. Put me on the floor the first time I tried it. It rocks, no pun intended. It’s all this partaking of at the cracktail/jail events, it’s fogging my memory. I do however remember someone mentioned crackonut cake? Sounds awesome.
@ Lady D, sounds cracktastic! Pass it over 😉
All right, fellow inmates, I’m back! I had to do the boring mundane stuff us little people have to do (you know, go to the bank, pay bills, buy groceries, post office – because we actually buy food & pay our bills 😉 ) But I’ve burned off all the crack snacks & I need some more! And I’ve got a bit of a thirst on me as well.
@ Savannah – I think that’s an excellent point! She made a big fuss in court about needing to “work” (“the ho stroll” is silent in Lohanese) and the judge wasn’t having it. Judgie told Crackie she didn’t want any excuses, like “work” when it came time for her CS to be completed.
@ Madisyn, DethHammer, Ruby Red – Oh, you know the famewhore is strong in White Oprah. She’d be having Cracken papp’d like a mofo if she was actually doing her CS. Even if it was only leaving her house to (supposedly) show up at CS, since she supposedly can’t be papp’d at the Women’s Center. (Which is good, because no woman needs her asshole batterer showing up because Blohan insisted on being papp’d and poor battered woman was in the background.)
Frankly, I think the reason she’s not doing her CS is because she CANNOT be papp’d while doing it. JMO.
And she can’t very well show up drunk & high to perform her CS. Those counselors are SMART and they know their stuff. They’d take one look at Blohan (or maybe one sniff – eww), send her home, and report her to the Probation Dept. Then the cycle starts all over again. The warning of no more cracknanigans or off to jail; the dance between the Prosecutor, Holley, the no-bra-wearing Crackhead rolling her eyes, the Judge, the Probation Dept; and then the getting off scott-free again.
“Move that orange jumpsuit! I’m Lindsay Lohan!”
I’m shocked by this news. NOT!
@ Savannah, with Blohan, ALL excuses are PROBABLE especially when it comes to probation restrictions. Now I don’t know about her telling this judge about the Gotti movie but I specifically recall her telling Judge Revel back in May 2010, when Blohan failed too show up for her hearing because she went to Cannes and ‘lost’ her passport or it was ‘stolen’, (alright everyone, stop laughing) Judge Revel scheduled a hearing to determine if she was in compliance with her alcohol education classes. (She most definetely was NOT) Well the hearing was for July 6, 2010 and in the meantime, Revel slapped a SCRAM on her and ordered random drug testing (Good times!) After issuing the order, Blohan told the judge (through Holley) she had ‘photoshoots’ in Texas and some other shit. Revel wasn’t having it, saying “She needs to be hear, the testing is here”. There was no filming a movie here or a photoshoot there, she just didn’t want to be monitored for alcohol and drugs, plain and simple. So long answer to a short question, yeah, Blohan would say or do just about anything to alleviate those restrictions.
I was unaware that Gotti Sr was married to a Victoria, and I thought the Victoria that Lohan was supposed to play was the daughter. So I was e-mailing my mom and asking her if Victoria was the wife or the daughter and all this and here is one of her responses- Well, maybe not. She certainly doesn’t look like she could portray the one with the tv show.
My poor, sweet mother. She obviously hasn’t read much Lindsay gossip lately! Oh, she claims Lindsay couldn’t play Victoria (the daughter) because she seems very ballsy and Linsday Lohan doesn’t.
@ bellaluna, Ruby Red, DH, I got a question for you three ladies in particular. How in the Samro hell do you ‘bold’ and use ’emoticons’ in your comments? I tried the email, cut, paste. I tried the word form. I even tried using keyboard shortcuts for bold, nothing worked. How do you do it?
Now onto LESS important things like Blohan. @ bellaluna, you said
“Frankly, I think the reason she’s not doing her CS is because she CANNOT be papp’d while doing it. JMO”.
This might be a first when I disagree with you. I don’t think she gives a hoot and a holler about what the judge says about not being papp’d. She proves it every single solitary time she leaves the courthouse with judges instructions. I think she just CAN’T BE BOTHERED to do it. Its tough getting up and WORKING when you have a massive hangover and more importantly, JUST DON’T GIVE A F*CK. Again, goes back to just blatantly disregarding the judges orders.
@ Madisyn – I can’t do bold either, but here’s the emoticons – colon right parenthesis = 🙂 semi-colon right parenthesis = 😉 8 right parenthesis = 8) colon capital d = 😀
Yeah, I do agree she doesn’t give a fig about her CS or what the judge says. I can just see her being that way about it too.
And I do honestly believe she knows she can’t show up drunk/high. Although, I’m a person with common sense, so maybe that’s giving her too much of the benefit of the doubt. Common sense has never been her forte.
And do you remember how that pic came out of her with lines in front of her (& 2 randoms) and what appeared to be her passport on the table in the pic? Oh, Crackie, the brain damage must be intense!
LMAO @ “How in the SamRo hell!” Too funny!
I agree with Madisyn re: Linnocent: CS is boring and stupid and icky, and she’s hung over, and how can she shop/twitter/do coke/act crackie when she’s at CS?
Moron. Just do the crappy movie for FREE if you have to!
“But I need a daily case of vodka, Yoohoo and a tame panther to sit next to during my breaks.”
SHE’S HIDING her face so as to not let get papped straight on in the freshly jacked up crack hole mouth – also: check out the overly oval face – a recent trip to the plastic dr.’s office?
@madisyn: How the samro hell? Fabulous!
My brain’s a little fuzzy and those shots of delusion gave me the best hallucination. Lindsay was sitting next to Bosworth at the concert last night and pushed her in between the slats of her seat because she was bogarting the crack. Kate got up, swung at Lohan, but Lohan blew her over when she laughed. It was awesome.
@ bellaluna, the emoticons, not working. What exactly are you holding down? Are you shifting for capitals, colons? Holding down ‘ctrl’ or ‘alt’ keys?
I KNOW she can’t show up drunk or high, but I have to wonder, with how insolent and entitled, if she wouldn’t show up like that anyway, thinking she could ‘get away with it’? Remember, she’s bullet proof, espcially when it comes to the courts and in her own mind as well. (actually she’s right in the regard) I’m thinking Shawn Holley told her flat out, ‘if you party, don’t go to CS’.
@ Seal Team, may I have another crack cake, I had to split mine with @ Lady D in MOD jail?
You know what else offends me about this twit? That cross around her neck. I know I made a joke yesterday about the heat and that “I was sweating like a ‘Lohan’ in church”. Mine was a joke. Unlike Blohan, if I wore a cross around my neck, it would mean something. This is the bitch who tried getting out of one of a court hearing because it was ‘Good Friday’. I didn’t see her attending church after the court hearing, did any of you? I’d love a reporter to ask her directly what ‘Good Friday’ represents. I’d bet the ‘treehouse’ she wouldn’t have a clue.
@ bluehare, you know I wrack my brain for clever and witty things to say and sometimes I think what I wrote is just the funniest thing ever. Then I write something simple, something that came to me naturally in the course of typing and you and @ bellaluna like ‘SamRo Hell’? I need to stop trying to be clever and stick to the simple. Thanks, by the way, both of you.
linnocent wasn’t at Coldplay for the music, she was there for the free drugs. The “H” belt is code for “will give head or handjob for Hash or Heroin.”
**waves @Dethhammer**
sorry so late is there any of @bluhare’s famous cake left?
@the original Bella, I’d love some melon balls and a cracktini on the rocks 😉
@ Morticians – Sorry. I was getting my hair cut. *passes cracktini on rocks (of crack) & melon balls* Enjoy! 🙂 And we’ve got plenty of bluhare’s famous cake left – a little goes a long way!
@ Madisyn – Okay. I’ll try to describe a little better (sorry about that!).
😉 = semi colon “shift” (hold) then press the number 0
🙂 = “shift” (hold) colon then press the number 0 (while holding shift)
8) = number 8 “shift” (hold) then press the number 0 (while holding shift)
😀 = “shift” (hold) colon then press D
I hope that works. Sorry I didn’t explain better before. 🙁 (“shift” [hold] colon then press the number 9 [while holding “shift”])
***passes out some (crack) Rock candy***
thanks @the original Bella! Your haircut looks great BTW 😀
@bluhare, this cake is to die for! No seriously, I think I’m having heart palpitations, my slice must have been heavy on the crackonuts!
@Madisyn, I can’t believe she wears a cross either! I’m surprised she doesn’t go up in flames the minute it touches that ghost white skin!
@ bellaluna, thanks, yeah, not working. I’m doing exactly what your saying. No worries, moving on.
@ Morticians, she was not only there for the drugs but to ‘be seen’ with other, like, real life celebrities, trying to be one.
@ Morticians – HA! I missed the first part of your comment. Code – that explains it all! Thanks for the candy. And the haircut – I had so much cut off, the lady said “That’s bigger than a chihuahua” after she cut it. And it’s STILL down to my just below my bra-strap!
I can’t believe the cross hasn’t burned it’s mark into her skin. Also equally surprised she’s not wearing it upside-down.
@The original Bella, I can’t divulge how I was able to decipher the code, but I have my connections 😉 As for the cross, I think she wears it inverted at home. Also, I have a proposal. Maybe you could donate your sheared locks to Kate Bosworth? I think I’m going to take up a collection for her, poor thing is thinning (in more ways than one) at an alarming rate!
@Madisyn, blohan and bosworth both attended that coldplay show to be seen with the REAL famous folks. However, they were seated in the z-list section with the equally untalented.
Madisyn: Great minds think alike! It was 106 this weekend, when I remarked that I was, “sweating like a whore in church. Or Lindsay Lohan in court.” To be perfectly candid, I think I took a swig of Busch Light as I said it. Insult to Injury.
And I couldn’t help but overhear – to italicize and/or bold, you need to bracket an “i” or “b” with the “less than” and “greater than” signs, respectively.
Hohan Without the spaces, of course.
Linsanity!
@ Morticians – I would gladly donate my sheared locks to that beanpole, but only on the condition that she leave them in their lovely natural brunette state and not bleach the bejeebers out of them. (No funky colours, either.) Otherwise, deal’s off.
LMAO @ “to be seen with the REAL famous folks…seated in the z-list section with the equally untalented.” One LOOKS like a crack-head; one IS a crack-head! Sometimes, the truth just hurts, don’t it? 😉
(And CM is AWFUL for telling GP that KB “looks like a younger you.” Total. Asshole.)
Oh crap, the symbols I tried to type out for you aren’t showing up in my post.
[b]Crackwhore[/b] – Only instead of brackets, use the “less than” and “greater than” symbols (when you shift “,” and “.”).
Hope that helps!
Baring your bruised legs is only forgivable if you’re a child (and acting like one doesn’t count). Otherwise, it’s just low class and gross. Cover yourself. *gag*
@ Missy A, thanks and great minds do think alike. its 9:30 p.m. and I just got in and I’m tired (not to tired to post to y’all, of course) but I will definetely try them tomorrow. I always check back here to read the posts in the morning, I’ll try then, when I’m bright eyed and bushy tailed. Right now, I look like a ‘Lohan’ at 4am.
@ Morticians, see was sitting in the Z list section, cuz, well, she’s an untalented Z lister. As far as the “H”, I’m still going with my original and final answer “HOHAN”. But yours are just as accurate.
@ bellaluna, did you see @ Missy A’s suggestions, when you try it, let me know if it works, if I try first, I’ll let you know. Could we be ‘lucky’ enough to get a Blohan post 3 days in a row? Look out, girl, tomorrow’s my drinking day, bust out the vat of cracktini’s, I’m ready!
C’mon Crackie, I know you can do it, give us the trifecta, the hat trick, and the tried and true, ‘third times the charm’!
In the plaid shirt photos Linnocent is starting to look like Anna Nicole Smith.
It appears that she has been quietly removed from the Gotti cast list on IMDB. It looks like Gotti might be a Notti for her after all.
@OhMyMy —
She’s not even listed as “Rumored” anymore?
giggles
Nope. Just off the list.
@ OhMyMy and Seal Team *mornin*
Are you guys serious? I gotta go check. I’ll be back. . .
I loves it! Many posters, including myself have been seeing this coming since she hijacked (pun intended) the rollout press conference.
BBWWWAAAAHHHHHHHH!
As her “publicist” Honig is behind “Mob Street” it too, will not be far behind. Oh poor, poor little crackie, I guess sometime between yesterday and today, Blohans ‘rep’ Dina and the producers couldn’t come to an agreement.
I love when I get to say:(to crackie), “I TOLD YA SO”!
So ladies – how much do you think the guy paid for Blohan to escort him to the concert? You know she’s half attempting to cover her face because she is embarassed to be seen with such an average-looking Joe.
Ahahaha – no Blohan insight on the Gotti!
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But wait is she done filming Liz & Dick already? She wanted everyone to know she was so committed to the role that she dyed her hair but here she is last night with white blond hair. Smh this bitch.