I have no idea why there are twenty-million photos of Linnocent in NYC this weekend. She must have called the paparazzi, because I can’t really see the photographers getting so many shots of her through the course of two days. Anyway, yes, Linnocent is in Manhattan, allegedly to spend time with her family and to take some “fashion-related business meetings.” She was photographed, for the most part, wandering around alone, smoking cigarettes, posing, and looking crackie and busted. The white dress is Broderie Anglais, and I don’t know who designed the ugly purple fringed bag. Allegedly, she returns to LA today, where she will (hahahahaha) begin her community service and therapy in earnest. Surely she’ll find a way to screw it up, though.
Meanwhile, Linnocent might have a new gig! A website that “outs” cheaters has offered Linnocent a promotional deal, allegedly:
Hollyscoop has the official documents that Cheaterville.com has extended an offer to Lindsay Lohan to endorse their anti-cheating website in the hopes that it will improve her image.
The Websites slogan is “Fight Infidelity: Post a Known Cheater Now!” which is supposed to blacklist all cheaters and promote fidelity in relationships.
The company is approaching Lindsay in the hopes that it might clean up her bad girl image. Lindsay hasn’t been known as a “cheater,” moreso for her “party behavior” and run-in’s with the law, but who likes being cheated on? Nobody right? Hey, let’s endorse not cheating, why not?
Well actually, Lindsay was the victim of infidelity. She claims her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson cheated on her back in 2010. Lindsay was publicly outraged as she tweeted extensively about it saying, “Being cheated on does wonders to you. I’m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call People. So you win, you broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you.”
She also vented, “And stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. Go to bed. Keep cheating – u win,” Lohan tweeted.
Who better than to endorse Cheaterville.com that LiLo especially since their tagline is “don’t go down without a fight!”
She’s also being paid $25,000 for the endorsement. Part of Lindsay’s contract is she must appear at one event and record a :30 second PSA about why Cheating is wrong.
Lindsay’s already dabbled in PSA’s with her parody eHarmony profile PSA, so this should be a no-brainer.
Cheaterville.com’s CEO James A. McGibney writes in the offer, “I’m extending this offer not only because we are huge fans, but because we would like to help bring your image into a “better light.”
He says Cheaterville.com “is an anti-cheating site designed to help people know what they are getting into when starting a new relationship. It’s also used by millions of people who want to expose a known cheater to the world.”
[From Hollyscoop]
Oh, poor Linnocent. She went psycho when Samantha Ronson just looked at another girl, poor thing! No mention of all of the boyfriends and husbands Linnocent has hooked up with over the years, I guess. This “Cheaterville” thing seems sketchy as all hell, but that kind of works for Linnocent’s current image. “You too can stalk your ex and make him or her wish that they had never met you, because you’re psycho and crackie.”
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
you have got to be kidding me.
Perfect. A sketchy company hires a sketchy, cracked-out spokesperson….Cheaterville meets CrackieTown.
Sure she’s gonna be a spokesperson…just like she was in Gotti, right? (And it’s more likely that she’s coming home to start hard-partying again – still? – than it is that she’s going to do her CS and counseling.)
That first pic made me lol & cover my mouth! Crackie’s such a mess. But did you notice there’s no fresh scabs on her scarred knees? Is that why there’s no pix of her “being tripped by paps” outside bars & nightclubs? 😀
But a wonderful way to continue my day (since my little man was up before 6 a.m.) and enjoy a laugh!
*waving @ brin*
Maybe they think she’d be ideal, since she tried to call-out JT for cheating at that club. I guess they consider it “work experience?”
I wish that crack whore would just fade away
She looks like here go hell come. My God, it’s getting sad.
Love the long sleeve white dress.
The bag is cool, but not with that outfit.
Just pathetic. What comes next: Another brush with the law? Another trip to rehab? OD? Somebody step in and save her from herself. Ugh.
I know that it’s not going to change the fact that she is a screwed up, crack addicted mess, but it would make it so much easier to have to look at this mess, if she would color her hair back as close as possible to her natural shade. I mean that bleached out blonde scrag, just screams worn out, used up whore.
Hey brin, the original bellaluna, Happy Sunday!
A little OT
Blohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson was her longest and most serious. I think there was a lot of mutual love there until LL’s addictions and legal problems became too much for Ronson to handle.
Is the general consensus out there that LiLo is gay or bi-sexual??
She’s apparently staying at the hotel owned by Vikram Chadwal, the chap who funded her last trip to NYC to “visit her family” while she stayed in the same pricey Manhattan hotel. He must like ’em skanky. I do believe that is a wig, though–in the pics where her hair is down, at least.
I’ll grant her that the dress is cute, in a 1970s/granny’s tablecloth kind of way.
But Holy Hell, look at her hands! She’s got old-lady hands and she’s younger than I am. How does that happen? I know meth/heroin/Draino can prematurely age your face, but does that mess up your hands, too?
God, she has some major coke bloat.
She is beyond self-parody now.
Lilo keeping it classy as always.
Whether or not she actually signs on to be the cheaterville website spokesperson or not is a moot point now. That dude has it plastered all over the interwebs. He got his publicity bubble and hits off her name. Why should he pay her anything at this point? Where is her pr guy on this? Why isn’t Dina screaming lawsuit?
Unbelievable. Only in Lindsayland.
@ Bess,, I think Linnocent would ‘do’ anything – for a bag of quartz crystals! Not sure how to classify that one!!
This site is sooo using our little crackie for publicity, and only 25k…my, her worth is dropping!
She’s got quite a nice Rolex on, though.
@ Bess, I don’t know if she considers herself gay or bi. I think she just doesn’t care what sex the person is, as long as she gets whatever drugs, etc. she wants.
And I hope these people don’t pay her upfront, if they expect her to honor the contract, lol! Anyone taking bets on how long before she totally bails on her cs & if she’ll go to jail for not completing it on time?
Good morning everyone, time to start on the Bloody Mary’s with a powdered coke doughnut. We can sit on the patio enjoying the beautiful weather!
The purple bag truly is fug.
fug, fug, with a side of fug.
was watching mean girls the other day for a few minutes, and was thinking how pretty LL looked in that movie…looking at her now, you would think that movie had been made about 25 years ago, thats how bad she looks now…
@Boo I think at this point 90% of her hair is fake, the rest is fried. I’m pretty sure her scull would be most grateful if she just stuck to wearing a wig.
Her situation is not even funny anymore. Why doesn’t anybody help her use her talent in the good way??? There was this Lou Taylor connection around the Betty Ford days. That woman helped Britney get back at least some of the respect she had had, can’t she get this idiot to work?
Did y’all see her in the new Tyler Shields photo he released, where she’s wearing a black bra (at least we know she ones one) and holding a knife dripping with faux blood? She also has “blood” smeared all around her mouth and hands and splattered on the white wall behind her. Keeping it klassy.
I can hate on Lindsay with the best of them, but I too am beginning to feel like she is in a real crisis that should be stopped, not just documented.
That website sounds sketchy as hell. I just imagine crazy exes posting their significant others on that for “payback” or “revenge”.
God, she looks hard and jacked. We’re the same age and she looks like she should be at the nickel slots with her margarita and ciggie.
@Cat: Lol at the image! Blowing smoke at the poor person sitting next to her and whipping the busted weave in their face.
I just saw a few minutes of The Parent Trap. Lindsay has had a rough 15 years, especially the last 5 or so.
Rio, I noticed her hands too. Always, always, looks like she needs a shower. I’m not talking about her freckles, she just oozes dirty. Fug seems the word of choice for that purse. It’s appropriate.
Bess – Lilo is what’s most convenient for her at the time. I believe she’ll flip-flop between men and women for the rest of her life. (Though at the pace she’s going, that may not be long.)
Boo – Which just reinforces my belief that she is, in fact, a high-dollar whore. Though, as I’ve mentioned before, I cannot imagine (for the LIFE of me!) who would pay high $$ for THAT. She must be up for some freaky stuff.
OhMyMy – Your visual with Cat’s description has me on the floor in fits!
*waving @ skilo, Seal Team, Ruby Red – ah, hell, all us tail-gatin’ regulars* Linnocent truly is the gift that keeps on giving, is she not?
If Blohan is in NY to ‘visit family’ why is she staying in a hotel in Manhatten? Didn’t the little twit buy her mother the house she lives in? When I visit my father in Wisconsin, I don’t stay in a hotel, I stay at his house. I wonder if Mother Crackhead doesn’t want Blohans johns in her house. Has she even bothered to see dear ole mom?
And don’t give me that bs about ‘fashion related business meetings’. Who conducts business meetings on the weekend? Her lies are not even plausible at this point. Idiot.
Mornin all (waves to bellaluna & skilo)… hope everyone is having a cracktastic day!
My mom has a tablecloth just like her dress! Doily drama. Anyway, bloated much Lindsay? I remember being bloated and blowsy like this chick when I was around 25 before I got sober 2 years later, I made it past 27 cause I got sober and clean. It’s never to late to put the shot glass down.
Mornin Ladies
Lucky Charm, you got a VERY good point about paying ‘upfront’. If she gets the cash upfront, she’ll just shine on the company and not do anything else. As for her CS, she already HAS BLOWN IT OFF. Since the judge admonished her in July, I don’t think she’s done one single minute of CS.
lindsay as spokeswoman for a cheating webside?
kaiser said it, but do you know how many married or taken c*ck has been inside of that nasty skank?
She never had a stable relationship, she doesnt know how to respect others.
truth.
Why is it that every time I see a picture of her, I feel like I have to jump in the shower and scrub?
Madisyn, I don’t think she’s done a lick of CS since Judge Meany-Pants gave her a talking-to, either.
Linnocent just won’t learn. She’s like that bird in Costco that just keeps flying into the sky-lights. BAM! Flitter flap BAM! Back-up a little, flitter flap BAM!!
(But without benefit of being trapped in anything other than her own downward-spiral of self-destruction.)
That sad face Lindsay is making on the phone would make a hilarious, yet terrifying emoticon 🙁
Yikes on her profile. She’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Sheesh! Ease up on the coke, Linds.
Yikes! Maybe the orange actually was a better color for her legs.
business meetings? in nyc on a weekend in august when everyone has scattered to the hamptons? oh please.
bellaluna, I’ve touched on this before, but it bares repeating. I think because Blohan didn’t have a regular ‘childhood’ and basically was ‘in charge’ of the entire family from her early teen years, she’s now ‘rebelling’. Whenever someone with authority, be it her mother, father, cops, judges, etc. tell her to do something, she does the EXACT OPPOSITE.
Latest case in point, the judge, point blank tells her to do her CS, and Blohan just blows it off.
What I don’t get and will never understand, is it just gets her in even deeper with the ‘justice’ system. Instead of just putting on her big girl panties and getting it done, she gives a big ‘F*uck U’ fingernail to the judge. I know it hasn’t happened yet (and were all waiting with baited breathe) but eventually her luck is going to run out and not even Shawn Holley will be able to get her out of it.
I can’t wait for her October 19th progress report. She has to appear. She has to show COMPLETION of that idiotic on-line shoplifters alternative (which Eleanor has completed) and show progress on her therapy AND CS. I can’t wait to see the judges face when Blohan appears and the judge reads she’s done 1 measly hour of her CS than the last time. CAN NOT WAIT!
e.non is right: NYC folks flee to The Hamptons during Summer on Thursday nights or early Friday afternoons.
And, I know three women who have had abusive exes post horribly libelous things to some of those “cheaters” sites. One sued and actually got the site shut down.
And, whenever I visit my parents, or my sister and her famiy does, we ALWAYS stay with my parents, not at a hotel.
Just changed my laptop wallpaper to th third photo, to remind me that I look way better than Linnocent, even with lots more years under my belt.
Damn.
as a red head that would rather be blonde, im seriously jealous of how light and long her hair is.
This site is without conscience. This won’t bust cheats, it will cause crazy train types to have a place to punish regular citizens. These people aren’t in the public eye, they haven’t committed a crime, yet any accuser can put them on blast globally?
Cheating spouses are another ballgame but way too many girls get out of hand when a man gives them 2 seconds of attention and then tries to pull away because they just don’t like the girl for all the right reasons.
You know that girl who wanted you to ride around town stalking some person she had it bad for with you who had boundary issues? Now that girl can try to humiliate some guy whose big crime is common sense.
Everyone is guaranteed a right to privacy and I’d sue the heck out of this website if they ever tried to mine away. This is cyber stalking basically.
You can clearly see the extensions in the first pic. Poor thing looks horrible.
Oh, Madisyn, you know we’re going to be having a crack tail-gate of EPIC proportions come October 19! I’ll be making vodka melon balls for 3 days straight to accomodate our consumption that day! 😉
I agree about the rebelling, but she’s been at it for what, about 8 years now? That has GOT to get old. On another note, the cracktinis have been chilling with the melon balls – ready for a drink?
Seal Team, that is terrible. Thank God my horribly abusive ex didn’t have this outlet when I took our son & ran from him. (Thank God he’s in jail too. Been in and out for most of my son’s life. WHEW!) I’m glad at least one of them was able to sue and get that garbage off the site.
katie, darling, that’s not her real hair. Without the extensions/weave/whatever the hell is going on there, she’d be nearly bald after all she’s put her poor hair through. Please don’t do that to your hair.
@Katie
Her hair is all extensions/a weave at this point, and you can see balding spots where the extensions are attached. It’s not healthy enough to be that long naturally.
DO NOT bleach your red hair blonde– I learned the hard way and my hair’s unusually thick for a redhead. It falls out and breaks off. I ended up shaving my head and growing it back out from scratch. Not worth it.
I have a horrible sinus headache. I think it’s all these damned cracktinis I’ve been snorti– errrr…. drinking.
“And, I know three women who have had abusive exes post horribly libelous things to some of those “cheaters” sites. One sued and actually got the site shut down.”
Damn, here I was thinking I had found a harmless therapeutic outlet.
*waving & raising cracktini’s to all the ladies*
@ Katie, pls pls don’t ever dye your hair like Linnocents….enjoy ur beautiful & striking red and stay away from cr*ckie hooking blond horse tails!!! (Or pls admit u were being sarcastic) 😉
Re Linnocent staying in a hotel, maybe Dina has kicked Linnocent out coz her new cash cow Ali has hit the ‘big time’…and Dina knows all she can get from Linnocent is the life insurance in the next short while! ( ref to @ Bellaluna)
Mod jail….more meth cubes!! 😉
Barbie called. She wants her hair back.
@Rio- I agree. I’m a redhead as well, and I stupidly switched to blonde. It fried my hair so badly. Even though it was years ago, my hair remains straw like, and my curls look like, “The Bride of Frankensteins”, unless I pour a ton of serum on them when they’re dry.
I can’t imagine what Lindsay’s real hair looks like.
Well I went to this Cheaterville site. And they post stories about cheaters. And they put their pictures and real names. And all those stories come from their partners…
And how can site know which one is true? So any angry ex or husband who got fight with wife can come to that site and make woman look like a cheater? And post her picture?
How can that site allow that? Shouldn’t they be sued by those people?
She makes me nauseous. I need a shower.
@Madisyn, I don’t think Linnocent will ever learn. She’s got too many people enabling her and she’s able to make just enough money (through various legal and illegal means) to stay afloat.
I dislike LiLo intensely because she has taken so much opportunity and flushed it down the toilet, but this still just makes me sad. She looks absolutely awful, and it’s not even necessary. Her lifestyle has taken a toll on her looks, but she could still look good (if a bit hard and old for her actual age) if she went back to her natural hair color, laid off the heavy eye makeup, put a little lip color on, and wore clothes that don’t scream “desperate ‘ho.” I really don’t understand how she can think this looks good, and that right there speaks volumes about her state of mind.
I do have to give some credence to the speculation about her doing some high-dollar hooking to support her lifestyle. I can’t really come up with any other explanation for her lifestyle that makes sense. Hope she’s saving some of the $$$, because she’s going to need it.
There’s a short video clip of Michael Lohan saying something like he’s grateful Lindsay’s at home in NY with her family and that he’s heading there too.
Does anyone out there think Linnocent would be better off actually living closer to Mother Crackhead and the rest of the brood?? IT will just make it easier for Dina to squeeze more money out of her.
*waving* at Bess, Ruby Red, bellaluna
What gets me about this bitch is why say anything at all? Who says this twit has to issue a statement about why she’s in NYC. Just go idiot and stop lying about WHY your there.
Actors/actresses fly across the country all the time I’m sure but is anyone else issuing statements to WHY they’re going there or for what purpose? Of course not.
she looks a lot better with the sunglasses on.
@Madisyn, Linnocent probably feels like she needs to announce that she’s going to NY to visit family and “fashion related business meetings” b/c everyone will just assume she’s there to go clubbing / hooking.
i think it’s almost criminal what she’s done to her hair. she could have looked distinctive — in the juliette moore category; instead she’s chosen to look like every other 2bit skank trolling the studio lots for work.
and i just have to note again — esp if she’s meeting with ‘fashion-related business’ people — anyone of any stature is gonna be out in the hamptons. but, then, ‘fashion-related business’ is a pretty broad category … hell, it could be the delivery driver for all we know.
Bess
But she is there only to hook and club.
That being my point. Why announce an out and out lie. No photos of her with Mother Crackhead. Actually no photos of her on Long Island at all. Just walking around Manhattan, getting pap’d.
She’s supposedly there to visit family but stays in a hotel. She supposedly having ‘meetings’ except its the weekend. The lies are so blatant, it defies any rational thought.
Again best course of action for Blohan is to say NOTHING. That way she can’t be called out on a lie.
I believe the word is spokeswh*re not spokesperson…..MOVE THAT CONE!!!!
Oooh, Ruby Red, I think you’re onto something there. I totally vaped on that!
Now that Ali is the “primary wage-earner” in the family, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to learn that Dina only cares about Lilo as far as to when (and how much $$$, of course) the life insurance pay-out comes.
What shocks me about this NYC trip is the lack of falling-down-drunk pix. Did she just drink at the hotel?
Yeah, they release statements about “why” she’s there because we already know the truth: her trip is “sponsored” by someone (who hired a high $$ whore) and she’s totally going clubbing.
I agree; she should say nothing. That way, when she DOESN’T do whatever it is she CLAIMS to be doing, no one can call her on it. Silly crack-head!
*raises cracktini to the ladies* Cheers!
Bottom line:
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt”.
And the career suicide continues….
Love that white dress.
A shout out to my sistah, who just texted me that Linnocent looks like a whore in these photos.
I have sort of an irrational disgust reflex when it comes to looking at Lohan’s wrinkly, alcohol bloated face, because she and my drunkard mother have the SAME EXACT overall facial expression.
That… pouty-drunk-frown thing I can’t even describe.
My mother is 38 and has been drinking for a damn long time. This doesn’t bode well for Lindsay, and I can only imagine what self-centered, dramatic psychopath she probably is.
Sigh.
/endrant.
“Welcome to Cheatersville! We’re pleased to welcome our newest spokeswoman, Ms. Lindsay Lohan! Welcome, Lindsay!”
“Thanks! I’d just like to say, I am like SO happy to be a part of your site!”
“Well, I’m sure all our readers would like to hear why you decided to join us!”
“Oh, and I’m happy to tell you! See, as a famous celebrity, I mean, I’ve starred in many movies and courthouse dramas, you’d THINK no one would want to cheat me on anything, but there was this time on Venice Beach where I was buying a bunch of crystal meth in a baggie, and I dropped at least five hundred – ”
“Uhm, Ms. Lohan – ”
” – and not only was it snort, I mean short several ounces, but he was SUPPOSED to give me twenty in change, and – ”
” – this isn’t quite – ”
“and okay, sure, I was supposed to swallow, but that’s NO REASON to – ”
” – what we’re about here at Cheatersville, and – ”
“- and don’t even get me started on that escort service that is stiffing me on my percentage – ”
” – maybe – ”
” – but at least they can’t take away what I make in tips, and – ”
” – we should – ”
” – but when I do anal, we’re SUPPOSED to call them ‘residuals’ – ”
“Wow, look at the time! Well, it’s been fascinating talking to you, Ms. Lindsay Lohan, former spokesperson for Cheatersville!”
” Wait a minute! These aren’t my pants!”
bellaluna, I’m ready for my cracktail now.
As for Ruby Red’s theory, I wouldn’t count my chickens just yet. Ali posed in a pair of jeans as her first gig. Not exactly Heidi Klum or Giselle money. In my opinion Ali is making ‘catalog’ type money, nothing thats going to buy her a mansion.
I wonder if on October 19th, the judge can ‘do anything’ to Blohan? I mean she obviously has to show completion of that idiotic, useless ‘shoplifters’ online bull shit. She has to have attended some therapy. But the CS, she has until next April or May to complete. Do you think the judge will or can do anything to her?
Someone must be telling Lohan she looks great as a platinum blonde with a splotchy tan. She could be her mother’s sister.
Ahh, Madisyn, I love ya, honey! Fab quote.
Dawning Red, you are brilliant! But you forgot the “unless there’s coke in them…then the pants are, like, totally mine!” *s-n-o-o-o-r-t*
(side note: Oh thank goodness! The never-ending pregnancy of MiserAlba has f-i-n-a-l-l-y ended in the birth of a girl.)
She wears extensions. That is the seams that are showing and thats why she is loosing her hair. Once you start with them, kiss your hair goodbye. Seriously. I assume now she is going to be a model like her sister. I cant even laugh anymore she is so sad.
crackie called the paps alright.. she’s even been conveniently papped giving autographs or something. x17 has those pics.
She also has a white lace theme going.. the autographs were in a white lace top and dirty-looking denim cutoffs(that are very stringy and falling apart). Then there’s the white lace dress above, and then the white lace skirt/slip/whatever peeking out from under that black shirt.
“Look at me! I’m clean and innocent and hardworking and popular!! Look at me looking over my shoulder to smile at you while i sign this autograph!”
Want a laugh? Her buddy Gavin Doyle took this twitpic of alllll the paps stalking them around. http://lockerz.com/s/129368279
and major LOL at Dawning Red. you could publish a parody act of blohan’s “work” or something.
@Madisyn,
I doubt the judge will do any thing other than give Blohan another, “You’d better shape up, young lady” lecture and a slap on the wrists if it turns out that she hasn’t made suitable progress on the CS by October.
As for Blohan’s hair, it’s a crime that she PAID someone to do that horrendous dye job and install that horrible weave and horsehair extensions in her hair. It’s scary how much she resembles Mother Crackhead now.
Luv ya too, bellaluna.
That was my point. Why say anything at all. Just go and do your shit. Whether its servicing you johns, doing drugs, or boozing till all hours, who gives a f*ck?
You never answered my question, do you think the judge can do anything to her at this point?
@ Bellaluna, Seal Team, Madisyn…
Okay…I’ve been a long-time lurker to your wonderful Tailgate parties. Do you mind if I occasionally crash (literally, with my driving record– that’s why I live in NYC!) them?
I don’t want to try to nudge my way into a clique, but I RELIGIOUSLY read every Lindsanity post and I’m really kinda shy with parties.
If it helps…I can make a mean (Formally) Redheaded Slut.
@ Madisyn, re Ali, this is Dina we’re talking about, She lives in denial land about Linnocent so I totally believe she’s using all her ‘manager’ skills in pushing Ali to become the next big thing….
(& this is possibly too sick even 4 a Lohan) Dina is co-ordinating Linnocents ‘high class hooking’ & I would not be surprised if Dina is indeed Linnocents ‘pimp’… she’d get a cut and to be honest its the only real money Linnocent is capable of earning anymore!!
You know I do wish our little crackie would just wake up and see whats really going on….but Linnocents brains are far too fried – fresh faced promising actress to crackie whore living through papps…) *sigh*
@Madisyn,
Well, Judge Revel never did anything
about Blohan’s lack of progress regarding the alcohol ed classes until she pulled that stunt in Cannes.
I’ve no idea if Sautner can do anything other than give Blohan another stern lecture if she hasn’t completed a certain number of CS hours by October.
I like to imagine in that last picture that the person on the other end of the phone is telling her about Hillary Duff being happily pregnant.
@Rio-it’s isn’t a “members only” thing. Join in.
I confess, I like the dress, don’t hate me. Love lacey things.But not on her-it just makes her crying need for a bath or shower more obvious. And why is her hair falling out? Is it the fewer hairs on red-heads thing (see Nicole Kidman) or the drugs or the extentions or what?
Madisyn, nope, I honestly don’t. I think they’re just going to let her go “status quo” until she’s dead or does something like kill/injure someone in a DUI. Once she’s done something “serious” like that to someone other than herself, they’ll bring down the hammer…MAYBE.
For now, she’s only killing herself. And that’s just sad.
Rio – The more the merrier! Join us! Create your favourite crack-snack and dive right in with us! We lurves adding to our Crack Clique – that’s what makes us such a unique clique! We don’t exclude anyone! 😀 I guess we’re a kind of “reverse clique,” if you will. (Just don’t call us back-asswards) 😉
Sapphire, I think her hair issues are “all of the above.” I don’t know about the red-head thing, since I’m brunette and have a metric f*ck ton of hair. I do know that extensions put a strain on the natural hair, adding weight when there previously wasn’t as much. The endless dyeing/bleaching is also catastrophic to natural hair. I also know alcohol dehydrates and I can’t imagine the drugs are helping either.
Rio, I hate to break the news to you but YOU ARE ALREADY part of the ‘Crack Clique’. The moment you posted a comment on this website, you were ‘a member’. Just bring a dish to the next crack tailgate and enjoy.
Ruby Red, I agree about Dina pushing Ali to ‘be the next big thing’. My point was it ISN’T GONNA HAPPEN. This is not Vogue or Victoria Secret calling. Posing in no-name jeans is not going to fund Dina’s own drug habit, maybe her nights at the local pub, but not much else.
As for Dina being Linnocents pimp, I hadn’t thought about that before but your probably right and it wouldn’t shock me in the least. This ‘woman’ maybe their MOTHER in the literal sense but she certainly is NOT ‘a mother’ in any definition of the way I think of ‘a mother’.
Bess, I don’t know if the “Cannes” incident is what sent Revel over the edge, so to speak. But I do know, Revel is the only judge I personally like. Revel gave Blohan a chance and Blohan did what she typically does, gave the judge and court system a big ‘f u’ fingernail. Revel then sent the little twit to jail for 90 days and rehab for 90 days. Unfortunately, LA jails are overcrowed and was released after only two weeks. Then she snowed those twit doctors at UCLA and got out after 3 weeks. It was Fox who let her out early. My opinion only but after everything thats happened and make no mistake, Fox and Sautner have her records in front of them, have DONE NOTHING but enable her further. You all seem in agreement, come Oct. 19th, Sautner will do nothing more than repeat the same mantra Blohan has heard every time she’s in court: ‘Shape up young lady or else’ bull shit. I wish Revel had been her judge for her last couple of stunts because, I believe, we would have had MORE THAN ONE jail stint.
In all honesty, y’all, if I had no idea who that was, and had only seen those photos, I would just automatically assume they were pictures of a hooker who had been living pretty hard. I’m not even trying to be jokey–seriously, she looks like a tired, used-up prostitute. Can you imagine how much it would suck to realize that you had a million options, the possibility of real, lasting Jodie-Foster longevity and success–and to know that you absolutely, totally fu*ked it up? How does she get through the day without hating herself? (I’m not necessarily claiming that she had Jodie Foster talent–I think it was too early to tell when she was younger, but I do think Linnocent had enough talent to have a decent shot at long-term success). So pathetic and crap-tastic. What a shame, too, that the parents are so far past crazy. God. She’s such a mess. Look at those pics again. Gross.
Rio —
Crash all you want, and even though crack d’whoredeuvres are always welcome, they are NOT a nescessity.
(But, as an FYI, I love figs stuffed with walnuts and Vicodin.)
@whatabitch —
hahahaha
Oh, the Hilary Duff hate must be insane.
And, even though I am 100% against a “Dirty Dancing” remake, Miley has been hinted at to take the “Baby” role. I personally like Miley, she seems like a nice, redneck kid who works hard, but I digress. You KNOW Ms. “I Did Ballet and Sang in Freaky Friday!” saw that and freaked out.
hahaha
My God, it just doesn’t STOP! Over at RADAR, they have an old pic of the idiot with ‘blood’ weilding a knife. I say old pic because she has dark hair. May 2010? Around the ‘Cannes’ time? Its not the photo that got my attention/LMFAO but the last line in the article:
“Her upcoming film project the Gotti movie is scheduled to start shooting in January”.
This is coming directly from Blohan or Dina. Does RADAR not realize this twit IS OUT of the Gotti flick? Delusion, its a beautiful thing.
@ Madisyn, yeah, I saw those photos and an article on another site…I don’t get why these shots are newsworthy as like u say they are really old…Prob why the Gotti movie is still being linked to Linnocent…wondering if it’s to take attention away from the quartz crystal deal? 😉
Did Dina or Linnocent pay or blow someone to get this old yesterday’s news and make it appear that it’s current?? if so then it really means Linnocent is really over!!
@Madisyn, Linnocent worked quite a bit with Tyler Shields in the past. I wouldn’t be surprised if we continued to see his “edgy” photos of Linnocent for years to come. He’s just another person who exploits her for his own gain.
A question for the Crack Clique: Do you think Linnocent is going to ever really f*ck up to the point that Shawn Holley can’t get her out of it or is she going to keep circling the drain for years?
Those leopard-print shoes in that last pic look like they really smell.
Bess, I’m of two minds on that.
On the one hand, I admit I enjoy her drain-circling cracknanigans. Blohan has entertained more people with her outrageously narcissistic cracknanigans than she ever did with her movie and “music” (wow, that really hurt to type) career.
On the other hand, I just don’t see how the authorities, the court system, and even Linnocent’s “people” can keep letting her get away with this kind of behaviour. I feel like there has to come a time (and in my mind, it’s long since passed) when she’s REALLY called on the carpet and held accountable. You know, “Serious Repercussion” time!
But thus far, Blohan’s allowed to circle the drain. It’ll only be so long before she goes down, same as the career she flushed (blew/drank/snorted) away.
Bess
Like bellaluna, I’m also of two minds. I think come April, when her CS is to be completed and IT WON’T BE, then lets see what Sautner does. That’s going to be EPIC.
On the other hand, she has blatantly thumbed her nose at the court and nothing has happened. I mean how many times has she had her ass hauled back into court for violations? I wonder if someone even knows at this point.
Lets just look forward to Oct 19th, even though nothing is going to happen. If Blohan sticks to the script and blows off CS, just the reeming by the judge will all be worth it. Sautner let cameras in the court last time, for the first time. Lets hope she allows them Oct. 19th.
Oooh, Madisyn, I’m gonna whip up some very special home-made Butter Caramel Crack Corn just for Oct 19! We can kick back, put our feet up, and enjoy.
Part of me really, really, REALLY wants her to be held accountable, punished, and turn her life around. It really is kind of sad, when you actually think about it.
But so, so, SO much of it is her own doing. She’s self-destructive, to the point where I’m just wondering how much further she can fall.
And it’s so darn hard not to watch! She’s like a never-ending train-wreck.
bellaluna
I’m picturing the judge and Blohan and what the judge is going to say. I’ll bet she reiterates her threat of not extending the CS for one minute. And for once, I believe the judge.
If and I mean a BIG IF, she actually does complete her CS, I just pray these Womens Shelter employee’s don’t cut her an ounce of slack. I’ve just got a sick feeling all she does at the Womens Shelter is just sitting around, gossiping, talking about herself. You know she wouldn’t bother to ask about the women and why they’re there or take an interest in anyone, other than herself, of course.
I just CAN’T feel anything for her but DISGUST.
Madisyn, I believe the judge won’t extend the time either.
Instead of sentencing Blohan to “work” (there’s that word again!) 360 hours at the Women’s Shelter and 120 hours at the morgue, the judge should have sentenced her to all 480 hours at the morgue.
No sycophants to bow down to her, just dead bodies and over-worked people with no time for and no interest in her crap.
Madisyn & bellaluna,
Watching Sautner ream Linnocent out should be pretty entertaining.
Unless something drastic happens, like Linnocent is sent to jail for 6 months and put in with the general population or someone forces her into a hard core rehab w/ lots of one on one therapy, I don’t see her changing her ways. She has enough people enabling her and feeding her martyr complex that she’ll never see the true consequences of her behavior.
Bess
Blohan’s problem, in my opinion, is not her fufu rehab stays, its that SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GET CLEAN! She can attend high end rehabs or hard core ones all day long and it won’t take if SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GET CLEAN! These idiot judges can keep throwing her back to rehab but it will never take until she wants sobriety for herself. Plain and simple.
bellaluna, you know this is not an intern doctor who’s been ordered to perform 480 of CS. An intern who ‘works’ 48 hours straight, gets a couple hours of sleep and then resumes that schedule for years. Were talking about some twit who does NOTHING. So there is absolutely NO EXCUSE, I believe, this judge will accept for non-completion.
Madisyn & the rest of the Crack Clique,
Do you think there’s anyone or any punishment that will serve as this twit’s wake up call?
Madisyn, The very definition of “nothing” is what Linnocent does. She has absolutely no excuse for not completing her CS. I mean, she could do 8 hours a day – hell, even 6 – and still have plenty of time left in her day to drink, do drugs, and fall down outside clubs.
I also think her “work” at the women’s shelter is going to boil down to signing autographs, complaining about how hard her life is, and how she shouldn’t even be there because she’s “Linnocent.” That’s why I think she should have to serve all 480 hours at the morgue. I doubt anyone there would give a f*ck, and she could talk herself into laryngitis by complaining to the (unfortunate) dead.
Bess, I don’t think any punishment is going to serve as her wake-up call. If/when she kills someone or violates some kind of federal law (so the locals aren’t bowled-over by her “fame”), that may serve as a wake-up call.
Or not. She seems pretty impervious to the whole “consequences for her actions” thing. Kinda thick in the head, that one.
bellaluna, I hope you’re not right about Blohan’s “work” at the women’s shelter. Those women really do have horrific problems and are trying to change their lives. LiLo has caused most of her own problems and given the FU to the judicial system repeatedly.
It would be a shame if the staff or residents treat Lohan like a VIP, allow her to slack off while on duty or give her a platform to indulge her martyr complex.
Bess, if I hear something like that coming from anyone at the women’s centre, that will make me like Blohan even less. (If that’s even possible.)
And you know that Linnocent would find a way to be all “Well if you think that’s bad, I had to beat a bitch to get back into Betty Ford after I went out drinking!” and make it ALL ABOUT HER!
I shudder to think. I actually hope she DOESN’T do her CS, just to spare those poor women her self-centred BS. Like they need that on top of trying to recover from abuse and get their lives (and their children’s lives) back on track.
(I understand the judge’s motivation – show her that there are others w-a-y worse off than she – but I find fault in the application. Make her do all of her CS in the morgue, so she can see she’s lucky she didn’t end up there – or send anyone else there- while engaging in her drunken/druggie behaviour.)
I guess she’s lucky I’m not her judge. 😀
Ladies, slightly off subject, but the recent post for ‘the Help’ on the first page (currently as I type) Emma Stone looks frightenly like Linnocent used to b4 she got all crackie…the reseblence is actually quite disturbing esp as it displays how blo*dy awful Linnocent looks!!
And re Linnocents CS I just hope they allow cameras into the hearing on the 19th Oct when Linnocent will have probably clocked up maybe 10 more hours of CS 😉
Bess
“Do you think there’s anyone or any punishment that will serve as this twit’s wake up call”?
Yes, JAIL. And for more than two weeks.
bellaluna, you just know she’s THAT BITCH who makes every conversation about HER! I can just imagine a woman at the center telling her story of physical abuse and whatnot and Blohan would tell her about the horrendous time of her daddy yelling at her mommy. No one, and I mean NO ONE has had a worse experience that ME! (Blohan) Everything about her, all the time, center of attention. AT ALL TIMES.
I believe after she was sentenced to the 120 hours at the morgue, a spokesperson was asked what she would be doing there and he/she said something along the lines (pun intended) of JANITORIAL. I smiled. A very big cheshire cat grin.
Ruby Red, that pic of Emma does look like Blohan, circa 2003, 2004? As for the TEN extra hours of CS, I think your being OVERLY GENEROUS. As of July 21st, the judge stated she had 33 hours of CS complete. Thats 4 days and 1 measly hour. In the last 3 weeks, I don’t think she’s been anywhere near the Womens Shelter. I cannot wait for that hearing, I just pray they televise it again. ‘Reading’ the judge admonish her and ‘watching’ the judge admonish her are two completely different things to me, plus I want to see the little insolent twit smirking, shrugging, making the faces of what any toddler makes when you tell them its time for bed and their not ready to go to sleep.
Wad up H8rs? When will you all realize that beyond the “12” of U, Lindsay has a HUGE fan base and is still actively sought after. However, I don’t want her to work with site because some of these “cheaters” might be doing so because their wives have eaten too many 2nd servings. Keeping it real, one post at a time!
GOTTI ROLL!
Different opinions, backgrounds, ages, and nationalities are welcome here – hatred and bigotry are not.
LMAO, do you all realize your primary enjoyment in life is H8ng on this girl? Hatred is all you spew in your comments so you ALL should be banned from this site.
@ Darock, oh u make it too easy; totally agree with u that Linnocent is still actively sought after..coz she’ll do anyone or anything for some ‘quartz crystals’!!! prob not the best career move!!
Btw Darock, is ur real name Michael Lohan snr????
@Madisyn, Will be keeping my fingers crossed for cameras 🙂 & ur right, 10 hours is prob far to generous!!
Oh, darock (Linnocent, is that you?), put down the crack-ade. Blohan’s “HUGE fan base” consists of her dealers, liquor store clerks, and that faux-edgy “artist” Tyler Shields; nor is she “actively sought after.” Unless it’s as a punchline or a cautionary tale to youngsters in H-Weird. She’s also not a “girl” – she’s a 25 year old woman who acts like a spoiled child. Really, dear, no more Shots of Delusion for you. My primary enjoyment in life is my children, my family, and the camaraderie of my friends (here and IRL). (Also, FYI punkin’ if we were spewing hatred on this site, we would have been banned. We offer intelligent commentary on a very public human disaster.)
Madisyn – I can just hear her (in that The Soup gravelly-two-packs-a-day-casino-worker “It’s Lindsay” voice) saying “That’s okay; when I…” whatever. I have had 2 (former) friends like that who, no matter how horrendous a thing you’re telling them, are ready to jump in with “That’s okay; once…” whatever, that has absolutely nothing to do with whatever I was saying, and is nowhere near as bad.
I too hope the hearing (or court appearance, whatever) is televised. There’s just nothing like watching Blohan’s eye-rolling and attorney-arm clutching.
da rock, “hatred and bigotry are not”
No hatred, just DISGUST. Where is the bigotry?
“and still actively sought after”.
For what, exactly? Doing ‘photoshoots’ for high class magazines like “Plum Miami”? Doing a ‘commercial’ for that cheesy penny ante auction site “Beezid”?
“Gotti roll”,
Uh, didn’t know if you noticed but Blohan is NOT even listed in the IMDb credits anymore. And another actress is slotted for the CAMEO role of ‘Kim Gotti’. Sorry, another failed movie role going to someone else. Just like “Inferno”, now “Gotti”.
Just saw these new photos of Lohan. I guess she’s taking up surfing now.
http://celebrity-gossip.net/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-surfs-534378
x17 has the surfing pics too.. a LOT of them. Between the new surfing pics and the plethora of pics we got from NYC it’s like lilo is trying to say “look at me I’m so healthy and employable” or something.
And is it me or does she look like she’s wearing makeup in some of the pics? i swear i see cateye liner and mascara at times. and the hair down for a bit and all over one shoulder…
On the bright side this is the most covered-up i’ve seen her in months!
This girl lives for the pap attention.
that’s why I’ll never feel bad for her. She’s not a tragic tale like Amy Winehouse. Amy wanted to hide.
Lilo wants her face on every billboard and she doesn’t care how she gets there.
“Do you think there’s anyone or any punishment that will serve as this twit’s wake up call”?
Yup, when she kills her little sister either driving hammered or with drugs. Or given the blind item about the sister act picking up strangers, it could just be a bad john. She, of course, will blame the pub, dealer or john.
@ Skeptical, totally agree that Linnocent / Linnocents PR/manager has put these obv staged pap photos out to detract from her drug dealing video the other day – definitaly a case of damage control!!!
Tho u would have thought that if anyone in Linnocents team had a brain cell b/wn them, they would have papped Linnocent walking to and from her CS….but silly me that would mean Linnocent would actually have to comply with the law and actually do something other than party and possibly rejgnite
( continuing from my last comment as can’t edit it)*
possibly reignite her ‘career’ (well try to and prob fail miserably as Linnocent is uninsurable with no work ethic, apart from her hooking career)*
agree @ Skeptical re pap attention – Linnocents fried little brain thinks pap shots and attention keep her so relevant and famous….actually Linnocent they do, but for all the wrong reasons!!!
Question to Linnocent, What ever happened to you winning that Oscar by the time ur 30??? At this rate U’ll be lucky to be alive by that age! Wake up woman!!!
OMG!! Linnocent actually has a make up artist doing her make up on the beach in-between the surfing shots!!!
How f*cking dumb/entitled/delusional/ridiculous is she?!?!?
Anyhows ladies off to live my life now! See you all later 4 cracktini’s 🙂
@Ruby hahaaa well then maybe it’s a camera i’m seeing in one of the x17 pics.. notice she has costume changes too.. a long-legged black suit and a short-leg blue suit w trim. photo shoot for wet suits perhaps?
I mean it doesn’t look like she’s in a place with a lot of waves. i say photo shoot, probably with an extra kickback for telling the paps to piggyback on this “official” shoot for whatever she’s advertising for w cameradude.
it would also be useful for blohan’s “look at me i’m working hard” shtick.
this should be direct link to cameradude- bottom right corner, with someone else in water behind blohan, probably controlling the board.
http://www.x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=2011/08/llohansurfing081611_X17&index=22
I was playing with yo all about the H8, your comments are more along the lines of disgust. It’s MUCH worse on TMZ.
I believe in second, third, and fourth chances and beyond so I’d rather not H8 on her in anyway since I don’t have all the information and what I do have comes from the sensationalism of gossip websites.
However, I will admit, with Lindsay comes a TON of drama and I guess that’s why it’s entertaining to follow her stories.
Peace folks!
BITCH..I wearing..my grandmothers plastic doily table cloth!