We already knew that Linnocent went to an Adele concert two nights ago, but did you know that she also manufactured some teary crack drama too? Well, you probably could have figured that, I guess, considering Linnocent and manufactured crack drama go together like crack rocks and pipes. Anyway, People Magazine (I know!) has a weird story about Linnocent being weepy at the Adele concert, but then pulling herself together, probably when she figured out how to score some drugs:
The sounds of Adele must have really struck a chord with Lindsay Lohan. The actress, who attended the singer’s show on Wednesday night at the Palladium in Hollywood, was “crying,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. Lohan, who wasn’t seen drinking, calmed her nerves by smoking cigarettes, the source says. But tears didn’t stop her from keeping the party going. She later headed over to West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont where she was “giggling and perky” until a heated phone conversation seemed to put another damper on her night.
[From People]
I don’t even know. If Linnocent had even a sliver of soul or conscience, I would say that she might have been crying because Adele’s voice is so beautiful, and Linnocent was suddenly struck with the realization that she simply doesn’t matter anymore, to music, to Hollywood, to the world. But she probably just began the water works to get attention. Mission accomplished!
Speaking of Linnocent’s nonexistent career, did you know she could have possibly gotten a chance to work with Steven Soderbergh? True story. She was being considered for the part of a troubled stripper, but Soderbergh decided in the end that Linnocent wasn’t worth the trouble:
Lindsay Lohan knows her way around a stripper pole. We’re talking about her role in I Know Who Killed Me, of course (what’d you think we were talking about?), but she almost landed a part in another movie where people shake it for dollar bills—only this time she wouldn’t have been on stage. We’re talking about Magic Mike, and sources tell us LiLo was thisclose to landing the part.
Instead…It went to model-turned-newbie actress Riley Keough (Elvis’s granddaughter and Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter, FYI).
“Riley was cast as the girl who dates Alex Pettyfer’s character in the movie,” sources close to the production tell us exclusively. “The character is trouble with a capital T, which Lindsay would have been perfect for.”
So why did director Steven Soderbergh pass up LiLo for the role?
“He didn’t want to deal with all that,” our source spills. “Nobody wanted to go there.”
Bummer. Looks like Linds is still looking for work. Anyone? Anyone?
[From E! News]
Yep. Linnocent sucks. No one wants to work with her. But I doubt that’s why she was crying.
By the way, thanks to all of the people who pointed out Linnocent’s crazy crack nose in these photos – I noticed it too, but forgot to say anything about it yesterday. This is what your nose looks like after you snort half of Tijuana. Or, as Linnocent calls it, “Wednesday.”
Photos courtesy of Fame, Pacific Coast News.
She wasn’t crying! The smoke from the crack pipe got in her eyes! DUH.
lets all remember what she USED to look like.
http://www.people.com/people/lindsay_lohan
egad.
she has angelina arms (sorry to make a comparison between the two)
Kaiser, you crack me up (using crack in a good way)!
*Happy Friday, bellaluna!*
I would hope that she has a mirror somewhere in her house that isn’t covered with coke debris. She looks a not-so-hawt mess. I guarantee that hair of hers is gonna fall out soon with the amount of bleaching she’s done.
The smoke got in her eyes and she realized what was wafting away was the last 8ball she brought with her to the concert. Good thing she had slipped crushed Adderall into her cigarettes so she wouldn’t get the shakes for going and hour without the Crack.
I just can’t with that top-thingy. Is she wearing a bra UNDER a spanx-type thing? Or is that thingy a spanx-type bra?
WHAT IS IT?!?!
Wacky, cracky, blinnoccent can’t even score a gig as a troubled stripper…ha! Her career has vanished like the crack up her nose.
I don’t understand this People story. She was crying AT the concert but calmed herself by smoking. I’m not from CA, but if you can’t smoke on the beach, I doubt you can smoke at the Palladium…so what gives? Some posters on other sites said she never got in to see Adele at all…which would make this story make sense…plus I would love if she were turned away from a concert for any reason. But I suspect that’s not it. Anyone explain?
Ewwww, in that one picture, her stomach is wrinkly!
Is that extensions in her hair or is it starting to fall out?
Ah, that poor guy had to touch her. I doubt they’re payin’ enough for that.
@ Faye:
Yes and yes.
@ Linds Lowhand:
BLERGGGGH!
BITCH, DAMMIT, PUT ON A PROPER BRA!
Happy Friday, brin! 🙂
Faye – it’s some of both, methinks. Her hair is like an inch long (what’s left of it) and the extensions on top of that just strain what little their is left. Add in all that bleach, and it’s a wonder she’s any hair left at all.
Can anyone offer any insight as to what Boo said? Did Linnocent actually ATTEND the concert or did she just TRY to attend the concert?
Do you think she realizes that she looks like crap and is pretty much washed up? Or do you think she honestly believes that she looks good and all is on the upswing? Idiot.
I IMDB’d her yesterday and saw she’s got two movies in the works…neither looks particularly interesting, but how is she being put in movies and NOT boasting to the world about them? Weird…
Mornin bellaluna, brin
We get a ‘Two-fer’, Whines and Blohan. Lurves it.
“He didn’t want to deal with all that,” our source spills. “Nobody wanted to go there.”
Boy, when a role is tailor made for you and you still can’t get the part due to your off-set cracknanigans, its time to hang it up. Although Alex Pettyfer is 4 years younger at 21, he’d look like her SON on-screen. Better to go with Riley Keough.
HA…her hair is almost the same color as Paula Deens on the Celebitchy main page. LOL!!!
Too much damn bleach!!
In that first pic her arm is bruised and scabby, like her legs usually are. Does she not see things like that? Because I think I would dress to cover that shit. She just looks more like a worn out old whore all the time.
So kids drugs are bad. MMkay?
Boo,
Your correct, you would NOT be able to smoke inside the concert. I’m sure the venue owners/security don’t give a f*ck who she is.
“LET ME SMOKE, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN”!
Which tells me she kept exiting the venue to smoke outside. Maybe go to her car for a quick snort. (Both kinds of ‘snort’, a snort of vodka out of her flask and a quick snort of coke) which may explain the posters theory about not getting in at all. Of course, the ‘crying’ was when she actually went into the concert, lined up her paps, and gave her ‘performance’.
She looks almost bald under those extensions. It’s like Britney style bad.
Madisyn, this is a link to what is still one of my all-time Blohan favourites:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/hollywood-big-blasts-lohan
And it’s a cold, sad day when you cannot even get the part that was typewritten for you!
Are those budget extensions? They look like braids. Ha ha, Lilo makes me LMAO: She thinks she’s so smart and yet she just doesn’t get the most obvious things and has single-handedly ruined her life and continues to undermine any prospects she may have – Lilo is a straight-up fool.
*COMING IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF PEOPLE – AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH LINDSAYS LEFT NIPPLE*
The problems keep multiplying for Ms. Lohan. As her star continues to decline, now several of her individual body parts are beginning to speak out, wanting to tell their side of the story. PEOPLE magazine caught up with her left nipple and gained the exclusive! Here are some previews of this explosive tell-all!
ON THAT “MOVE THE CONE” INCIDENT: Yeah, I remember when Lindsay said that. I looked at her right nipple and said ‘Turn those cones upside down, what do they remind you of?’ Both her boobs didn’t speak to me for a week after that.”
ON SAM RONSON: ” I think it was the second time they were making out, I told Sam’s right nipple that Lindsay hadn’t done that many women before. She then said ‘What? Sam is a woman?’ and her left nipple immediately said ‘Hah! You owe me twenty bucks!'”
ON HER ACROPHOBIA: “Yeah, I used to be afraid of heights, I still am actually. But it’s not as much of a problem anymore since I’ve been getting closer to the ground for years now.”
ON DRUG USE: “I really hate it when her dates do lines on me.”
ON SENSITIVITY: “We don’t ever use the word ‘firecrotch’ when we’re talking to her vagina. Even though it’s true. But she’s sensitive to all the criticism she gets, and none of it is her fault. I respect her, I do, she tries to have a sense of humor about it. But does she hate the lice.”
ON STEVEN SODERBERGH “When we heard that he said ‘Nobody wanted to go there.’, Lohan’s anus immediately said ‘It sure feels like everyone has!'”
ON LINDSAYS MORNING ROUTINE: “Every day, it’s the same thing. She wakes up, gets dressed, and goes home.”
ON HER COMPLETE BODY: “Lindsay will sometimes strip naked and pose in front of the mirror. Last week, her belly button said ‘Wow, we really look good for someone going through menopause!'”
Oh, Dawning Red. Thank you.
bellaluna,
I love the “open letter” that producer sent to Lohan too. It’s amazing that he called her out so publicly. That’s when the shit started hitting the fan in terms of her career.
I don’t know if I believe the story from E! about Lohan being turned down for a job by Soderbergh. Ted from E! has been way off base too many times for me to take what he says seriously.
cmc
You asked, “Why is she not boasting about them”? May I offer my humble opinion?
Let me just start with her movie “Underground Comedy”. First off, it maybe a ‘movie’ but I’d call it a spoof. It had a budget of $170,000 (blockbuster/oscar calibur role) and is a remake of a movie that was originally done in 1999. Let me just quote:
“The 2010 remake was to add an additional scene where Lindsay Lohan went on a shooting spree against paparazzi. The film went direct to video and consistently rates in IMDB’s bottom 100 movies. Lawrence Van Gelder in The New York Times wrote a scathing review of the film, saying the movie “stands as a monument to ineptitude and self-delusion.”
Granted, this was the 2010 version and she didn’t appear. Now for the 2011 version I don’t hold out much hope of it being a hit. Even if it is, its a CAMEO. Who in their right mind, would think of Blohan when thinking of Marilyn Monroe? Only Blohan.
Basically, IMO, its just another CAMEO to add to an otherwise stellar career (sarcasm) of cameo’s.
Now on to the only other ‘credit’ on IMDb. “Mob Street”. If you’ll notice, it merely says “announced” and next to her name, it has ‘no character’ name, why? Because her FORMER publicist Steve Honig is the writer of this movie and is the publicist for “Gotti” who as we all know, she is not in anymore. Well I shouldn’t say ‘anymore’ as she was used for publicity and was never going to be in it from the beginning. Nor will she be in this movie.
Bitch has another lawsuit in the pipe. Some rapper insulted her. Read it on TMZ but don’t drink or eat anything while you read, or you’ll choke on the part where she says she is a member of SAC “in good standing.” Heh
bellaluna
THAT was the best open letter/reprimand/public shaming EVER. It didn’t do her a lick of good, but it did an awful lot of good for me. When was the last time a man of that importance in the industry did anything like that? Can anyone recall an instance? Its Friday and I know I was ‘bad’ yesterday, bogarting all the shots of delusion but if you pass me the tray, I promise I’ll share, extra melon balls for me please.
Bess
I didn’t believe the story from Ted Casablanca at the time, but I do now, as he said this, maybe, 6 months ago. I believe it was widely speculated to be Blohan, although I had a hard time believing any producer of importance would hire Blohan. I guess I was right and wrong. I was right that no producer of note would hire her and wrong that it was Blohan afterall.
Here’s an open question for the thread:
Do you think Lohan has any chance at resurrecting her career and becoming a working actress (non-porn) again?
Boo, I don’t know whether to be mad at you or thank you. JK. Its shit like this that makes me angry. She’s going to get another settlement to further her and her mothers drug habit and it disgusts me.
Its not ‘defemation’ if its true and she is a f*cking HUSTLER, a crack hustler, but a hustler nonetheless.
“a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild”
Is this BITCH FOR REAL? Its gone WAY beyond delusion at this point.
bellaluna, forget the tray, I’m going straight to the vat.
Bess, to your open question, one word. “NO”!
Bess, not unless she pulls some epic Carrie Fisher/RDJ-level recovery-type stuff. And we all know that ain’t gonna happen.
Boo, but I thought her SAC insurance had lapsed and that’s why she couldn’t find her psychologist? Hmmm…..
Madisyn *hands shots of delusion & lots of melon balls* Enjoy! (just, uh, pass ’em around this time, K?) 😉 I think it would be lovely if one of the judges issued that kind of smack-down on Little Miss Self-Entitled.
TMZ has an article, Liho filed a lawsuit against some rapper for using her name in a song. She says it’s “causing irreparable damage to her”. LMFAO. Edit, oops Boo, you already posted this!
Why does she prefer that bleach blond look? She looks great with red hair. It is so tragic when people can’t find their proper shade of hair, esp. when they have had access to stylists for years who should know those kinds of things.
@Firecracker – that’s the pitbull song. She’s lucky to even get a mention!If she didn’t want press, she should stay out of the spotlight.
bellaluna, I passed the tray intact. I dove head first into the vat of “delusion” I installed on the patch of land behind the “treehouse”. Just for occasions such as these.
I have NO DOUBT her SAG insurance lapsed. That’s the ONLY truth she’s ever told the court. She’s lying now, AGAIN!
“A professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild”.
She’s a “professional” alright, a ‘professional of ILLREPUTE’. “Good standing with SAG”, umm, not on your life honey.
Re: Blohan’s latest lawsuit.
Yep, Mother Crackhead & Blohan are definitely trying to score another easy payday with an out of court settlement like with E*Trade.
Do we have any lawyers on CB who can tell us whether or not she has a case??
@Dawning Red: hilarious!!!
This lawsuit thing is backfiring in a big way. The media is responding the same way WE are, questioning (with a disgusted snicker) her ability to call herself an actress in good standing. She is now an even bigger laughingstock/desperate ass than she was yesterday–and who would have thought it possible? She can pull the cracknaningans even without the handcuffs. Still, I guess if she gets ten bucks out of the lawsuit, it will be worth it to her.
Evil Cupcakes on DListed said:
“I hear crack dealers are getting together a class action suit against her for ruining their product’s reputation.”
@ Madisyn
Thanks for the explanation. I saw those creds listed and my face immediately became a huge question mark. Who’d hire her, why, and why don’t we know about it? Glad to know 🙂
@ everyone about the lawsuit
I laughed long and hard about her ETrade lawsuit too, but didn’t she win it?
This poor thing. I honestly think she has a brain malfunction. I also think she is so uneducated and ignorant she doesnt really know what is being said about her. I think that is why she is always late, forgets things. I think she has organic brain syndrome from excessive drug use, and also I think her ADD is totally out of control. Most addicts have dual medical issues going on. As for the nose? It is either falling apart from the cocaine use or she broke it. I think her rock bottom is alot closer than we anticipated. It is sad that she doesnt have any influence in her life. Sure she is a druggie, but she is also a lost soul. Tragic.
She’s just crying because she misplaced her drugs for the night.
E*Trade settled with her so she would go away but I don’t think Pitbull will do so
It took me a few minutes to realize that she reminds me of some one I used to know. I had a friend in high school who was a heavy drinker and drug user. I didn’t realize it at the time because I had never known someone like that and quite frankly was too naive to recognize the signs. My friend’s appearance – skin, hair, eyes – was always “off” to me but it took a major drug bust for me to realize the cause. I see those same appearance issues when I look at pictures of LH.
Boo
I wish I could rejoice and be as positive as you:
“This lawsuit thing is backfiring in a big way”.
I’m normally a cynic at heart but the reason I’m apprehensive is although your comment above is accurate, that was the same sentiment for the E-Trade debacle and look how that turned out.
Definetely not defending the Lohan, but I can totally see myserlf getting teary eyed at an Adele concert..well..at her more emotional songs that is.
And true you cannot smoke at the Palladium nor at The Greek which is an outside venue.
I don’t see anything going on with the nose. But am I the only one who spied some partially concealed flab going on in the stomach area in photo #3 above? And the shock of seeing a brasierre on those bosoooms…!
cnc,
No problemo. Did I mention the writer and director of Underground Comedy is the ‘Shamwoww’ guy. He’s also the guy who hawked that ‘slap chop’ thing in late night infomercials. Nuff said.
As for Mob Street, theres no studio behind it, no casting, etc. So nothing to be said.
@Madisyn, I’m not saying she won’t walk away with some “undisclosed settlement.” But if you google her, you’ll see the reactions everywhere are so loudly anti-Lohan…between this and the Soderbergh comment, the article titles are now “She Can’t Make a Comeback.” Oh, and as a tidbit, maybe it’s old news, but I am not a regular reader of Ted Casablancas at E!, but apparently this Soderbergh story seems to confirm that Lindsay is his blind vice “Morgan Mayhem” character–in all her troubled glory. This leads some, nay, many, to think the dude she was holding hands with at the Adele concert was not being paid to be her bodyguard but was, in fact, paying HER to escort him. What do you think? Busy day in Lindsayland…
Suing a member of the rap community.
What could possibly go wrong?
Boo, I completely agree with you. The outrage is apparent EVERYWHERE. But it was EXACTLY the same with E-Trade as well. Thats what disgusts me, if history repeats itself, this twit is going to make a fast buck for being a useless crackhead.
I hope all studio heads, directors, casting agents see this and think, ‘god if we hire her and she doesn’t like a line in the script or a p.a. looks at her wrong, ‘she’ll sue’, and just decides not to hire her and chance it. She just keeps diggin that grave deeper and deeper.
Speaking of E!, its being reported Mother Crackhead and Baby Crack are attending the KardASSian wedding tomorrow. Anything for a little camera time.
I sure hope Lindsay steals something nice to give to the happy couple!
shes a red head,her skin is going to be red. my nose gets red and i dont do coke, and im also a red head. shes no shining jem, but people give her a really hard time. if shes a nobody REALLY why does it matter that she has a stupid pink pony tail holder? and i live in philly.. ive seen some busted ass weaves she doesnt look like a prime piece of meat but damn id be a bitch too if ppl were critiquing every tiny thing about me all over the internet. she dug her own hole that shes in and thats enough.
Madisyn, dahling, you were supposed to fill the TreeHouse above-ground hot tub with WATER, not DELUSION. But as long as no one’s been Jersey-Shoring it in there, I guess we’ll just have to drink it! 😉
Dawning Red, you are just lovely. I can think of lots and lots and LOTS of things that can go wrong (and because you are a fellow “sarcasmo” I know you know that). I cannot wait to see the fall-out from this. St. Linnocent vs. Pitbull. Should be good! 😀
Yes, E*Trade never should have settled with her. “Amilkawha?” is a favourite and oft used quote in our house. Hopefully, Pitbull tells her to “Get bent.” (Which she’s totally used to doing, so no big.)
Boo, I don’t. I hope she gives them a used crack pipe (not her fave, of course). Wait a tick! Was that “sea jasper” and “rose quartz” a wedding gift?
Or she could always give the “happy” couple one of her framed Mug-Shot Collages. And there is always the standard fall-back, the 365 Days of The Cracken Calendar.
*bows head* And please God, please Buddha, please Allah, please Xerxes, please Zeus (and even Xenu *shudders*), PLEASE! Let Linnocent be plastered and fall into the cake. And also let Wills & Kate announce her pregnancy. Cheers! 😉
I hope she doesn’t get squat. Maybe he’ll counter sue her. Lol, Boo!
Oh man, when I come back to work on Monday that’s probably all the stories are going to be about. “Princess” Kim’s wedding. Hope she trips on her 6″ heels walking down the aisle and falls on her ass.
Hey all 🙂
OMG did I just read correctly that Linnocent is suing someone else coz her name was used in a lyric which associated her with defendants?!?!?
Duh! That’s the truth…since when can u sue over truth?!?!?
WTF!! & also Linnocents defence is that she is a serious and respected actor of good standing?!?!?!?
Pass the cracktini’s ladies – just when I think the world can’t get anymore crazy Linnocent proves me wrong!!!
This better get thrown out as this is the biggest joke going….am actually outraged of the audacity of Linnocent…. :O and that is saying something! She truly is a joke…even tho I feel Linnocent is really heading to he rock bottom and I feel a pang of sympathy, this news just makes me soooo mad! & I remember what an entitled waste she really is!!! Rant over 😉
Also has anyone else noticed her front teeth seem to be rotting away? The gap is huge and very uneven….FFS even her teeth are decaying thtough abuse…so how can anyone kid themselves that she’s healthy?!?!
BTW agree with poster above that the guy is her escort job…hmmmm s*x with a crackie must be worth so much money…uck!
Thanks for the comments, everyone!
Okay, I’m going to try not to post my usual weirdness and speculate on where this will go.
I really can’t see Pitbull settling here, I can see him telling Lindsay to bring it on, and while you would THINK she would lose, well, Casey Anthony got off, so who knows.
What I would *like* to see is Lindsay being blacklisted completely. As in, Pitbull’s agent starts a chain letter in the entire entertainment industry saying “Don’t discuss Lindsay anymore.” No TV, movies, radio, endorsements, even websites. While it would mean no more stories here as well, it’d probably be worth it. TMZ would probably ignore it, but hey. But at this point nothing would please me more than for Lindsay to become an entertainment unperson. Maybe it’s already happened if the only places that will endorse her are Happy Cat Surfers or whatever the name of that surfing magazine was.
Come on, she just dissed an artist, whatever you think of rap. There’s going to be a lot of people in the industry none too pleased because of it. This isn’t just her suing e-Trade, this is crossing a bit of a line she really should have thought twice before doing.
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Okay, I must say it. I must be sarcastic, I can’t hold it in any longer. When Lindsay says she has a “good standing with SAG”, she actually meant her boobs sag really well for someone who just turned 50.
bellaluna, the hot tub may be filled with water or delusion, I’m not sure, as I don’t ‘cuzzi’ (my niece couldn’t say JAcuzzi, she’d say ‘cuzzi’ and it stuck to this day, 18 yrs later). But I assure you the vat behind the treehouse, in the clearing about 10 ft. back, hidden behind some massive redwoods is a vat I had installed just for these type situations and it is filled with 80 proof vodka.
I am soo hoping CB covers this ludicrous Pitbull lawsuit tomorrow and the KardASSian wedding on Sunday with the “FAMILY VON CRACK” in attendance. Now THAT would be EPIC!
Ruby Red, you eyes are not deceiving you. Bellaluna & I have our own personal vat of delusion in the backyard, so I’ll pass the tray or you can just dive right in like I did when I heard about this idiocy. As your joining late, may I suggest a couple of swan dives in, as you need to catch up.
On a serious note, I really hope these rappers teller her, to quote bellaluna, ‘get bent’. I’m sure they have ‘vat’ loads full of money to either take this all the way through the court system (talk about a cracktastic tailgate that would last months) or take it to the point it just gets thrown out of court for no merit and then she has to pay their attorney fee’s. The only problem with my little fantasy, is E-Trade also had the money to see this through and didn’t. But we can dream, can’t we?
Dawning Red, let me be the first to officially welcome you to “The Crack Clique”. See bellaluna for your official team jacket, t-shirt or tank top.
On a serious note: if your correct and this rapper will tell her to ‘bring it on’, I’m thinking she’ll fold. She doesn’t have the money to pursue this. Of course, her NY civil attorney probably works probono and may see it through, although I doubt it, as this twit attorney is only a publicity whore herself and wouldn’t have the funds it takes for a long, drawn out trial with ‘defendents’ with tons of cash.
I just listened to that song Give Me Everything by Pitbull on iTunes. I like it, it’s a catchy tune. I bought and downloaded it! Thanks for the heads up Linds, you do have good taste in music!
@Dawning Red: I like your idea about entertainment unperson but would like to take it a step further: UnStar. Ha!
*passes Ruby Red cracktinis w/ vodka melon balls* She’s headed toward Crack-Rock Bottom. But she’s been there before. Now, we’re on to “sea jasper” rock bottom and “rose quartz” rock bottom.
Oh, can’t we please, Please, PLEASE still have stories on CB about her? Everyone else is welcome to shut her out, but not Kaiser.
Madisyn, you silly! If Blohan doesn’t like a line in a script, she SNORTS it! 😉
she just sealed her career coffin lid. If she thinks she gets rejected at events/parties and backstage stuff now, wait and see how many more of her being denied entrances stories we’ll hear about now. she’ll be a like a leper to anyone in the business.
This suit is a joke. look how many other artists like Eminem (love him) and other rappers mention and diss celebs in their songs. I dont think even Em’s ex-wife and mother were successful with suing him for the stuff he said in his music. she doesnt stand a chance over that little line thats actually true and was well publicized so its already public knowledge.
I dont think they stand a chance and I hope Pitbull counter sues for his time and court costs.
OK, I just watched the video. Dude in the hat & glasses is very nasally, and Pitbull looks like he’s got Bell’s Palsy.
can someone please tell me why this 25 year old girl’s boobs are down to her elbows? and i don’t know anyone who saw “i know who killed me” — did anyone actually see that POS?
bellaluna, you haven’t read my last post yet, just you wait, its a LULU. You were posting a response to my previous post, when I was already typing my next one. Can’t wait to hear your thoughts. When I’m pissed off, mad, angry, frustrated at Cracky, I do my BEST ‘work’.
original kate, I did indeed see it but only after I got mesmerized by the sheer lunacy of the Cracken. It was beyond awful but I’m one of those people who don’t get up and walk out of a theater or turn off the DVD, I have to see the wreckage of a bad movie just so I can bitch about it. “I Know Who Killed Me” was just that kind of film. I know it won Razzies, Rotten Tomato awards and what not but I just had to witness the carnage for myself. Remember, regarding her drooping NOT SO fun bags, that film was out in theaters 4 years ago when she was 21 yrs. old. Now I assume drugs and alcohol don’t sag your boobs, but what the f*ck could be going on? I couldn’t sit through it twice, but if you want a good chuckle Kate, check it out.
Well, Madisyn, I’m just gonna dive right in! You know, we could seriously toss some melon balls in that hot tub and be set for WEEKS. Or days, at least. 😉
original kate – Girlfriend’s boobs are down to her elbows because she never met a bra she liked. (Those implants get heavy, they stretch the skin, and probably no one takes into consideration their potential “crack fiend” nature when deciding on a size. I’m ashamed to say, I actually did see a few minutes of “I Know Who Killed Me” but in my defence, I do have insomnia and did have “pay” channels at the time.
Ruby Red, dive on in! Join us, oh 7 of 9.
Dawning Red, please let me know your size and/or colour preference. We also feature patches to add to said jacket, i.e. BB’s (“Bitter Bitches” for the Leann posts); CC (“Crack Clique” for the Blohan posts; and I’m all but certain there’s an NN (“Nasty Nellies” in there somewhere), etc… please let me know. 😉
ok so Pitbull’s lyric was written with help from Ne-Yo? Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Ne-Yo a Big Deal in the rap world, and consequently in the music industry as a whole?
I’m not sure suing big names is a good idea.
I really hope these rappers stick to their guns and don’t fold the way E-Trade did. That “milkawha?” commercial was my fave of their stuff, and lilo had no case anyway!
C’mon, Pitbull, live up to your name! Take the entitled skank down!
i mean.. Eminem dissed Samantha harshly by calling her a 2 in one of his pieces. She took it. And when some twittertroll was going after lilo (and ofc including Sam”s name in the tweet) about how Lilo was practically a 10 while Sam was just a 3 Sam actually corrected the twittertroll.
What a difference maturity makes?
Lindsay’s got the Marilyn Monroe blonde shade, but she lacks the talent and charisma that Marilyn had, not to mention her beauty.
I think Hollywood is slowly edging out Lindsay Lohan. No one wants to be associated with her, unless it’s for free publicity. And even after that, they quickly drop her and move onto better things.
Her looks are fading fast, her notorious attitude and shenanigans are well known, not to mention she’s a documented thief and liar.
Lindsay had opportunities that people can only dream about, and she pissed them all away.
Sorry I’m late to the party y’all, but hey, the TV show Sports Center was filming close to my place today, had to go check it out. Okay back on topic. Firstly, I’m going to put my float in the fabulous vat I’ve been reading about, and my oar actually doubles as a straw.
Couldn’t Pitbull prove she has been in jail? If it’s true you can’t be sued right? They could also prove she is a joke with no career, no longer a member of SAG, hasn’t made a movie in years and her career consists of tabloid fodder. They did not impugn her name, she destroyed it and her career all by herself. In her delusion she probably thinks Pitbull is going to make a ton of money using her name in a song.She is a criminal and proof of her criminality can be easily obtained. I didn’t think I could feel any more disdain for her than I already do, but apparently it’s possible. A TMZ poster who I think went by the name Niki had a great deal of insider info on Lindsay and her family in Long Island awhile ago. She stated that E-trade offered Crackie 10 grand to go away. They told her lawyer that if she didn’t accept their offer they would take it to court and totally drag Crackie’s rep through the mud. Count me on team take her to court Pitbull. Drag it out for months and months. Pro bono lawyer or not it would so aggravate this loser to not get instant money. Bring up every sleazy thing she has ever done, illegal and otherwise. I hope she is ready to become ‘The’ laughingstock of Hollyweird. Then again it will give her an opportunity to whine and whine on a weekly basis about the mean things they are saying about her. Then her father will start his round of Radar, X17, etc. (I so appreciate Kaiser)then it will be White Op’s turn.
Sorry about the novel length post. I got carried away.
@madisyn Thanks for the welcome!
@Ohmymy: I think she already IS an unstar! She can’t get insured, has a bad rep when it comes to work, and other, hungrier starlets have taken her place. I don’t see her turning it around when she doesn’t have the skills to do it.
@Originalkate: You know, I almost threw in a line in today’s “interview” where Lindsay’s nipple talked about how she spends more and more time hanging around Lohan’s kneecaps!
@OriginalBellaluna – wait, what is the inside joke about “original” names here?
@macey: You said it. It’s one thing to sue a business, but now she’s suing people IN the business. And, I’m not too familiar with Pitbull, but I know he’s gotta be more respected than Lindsay. Heck, I think intestinal flu is more respected than Lindsay. “Hey, Lohan is at the door, wants to be let into the party, do we?” “Heck NO, she overhears us say her name, she’s got a lawsuit the next day!” NO ONE will EVER have ANYTHING to do with her in the music biz now, and can the rest of the entertainment industry be far behind, save the tabloids?
Mark my words: she’s *already* lost ten times more than any settlement she might make if she wins.
Man, I can’t believe I’m being so serious right now! o.o
Why do i have a feeling one or more of the wedding presents is going to come up missing?
My Crack Clique Sweeties!
I have been away all day on business, and just got home to see this! I’ve whipped up a cracktini and am settling in to read this. What a nice bedtime story!
Crack kisses to all.
Oh, theres my girl Cherry Rose.
I think Hollywood has ‘blatantly’ pushed her out. Its done. Over, baby. Finite.
The only people willing to associate her name with theirs are these no name companies/publications. Plum Miami?, Cat Love Magazine?, Beezid?, The ‘Gotti’ movie which will never be made? Another CAMEO straight-to-DVD movie “Underground Comedy”. Nuff said.
At many venues, you can’t get back inside now if you leave, for security reasons. Anyone know if you can here?
She probably went to Will Call and said Adele had left her a ticket, and freaked after she was told she was full of cracked-out delusions.
Lady D,
what else can you tell us about niki’s (from TMZ) info about the crackie and her family???
Ok I am headed to TMZ with my Coors light to see what this lawsuit is about when I get back I hope to have some melon balls and a delicious cracktini..This silly bitch let’s see how she has hung herself this time.
Dear Lindsay,
YOU.ARE.OVER…Kindly go the hell away.
Thank you,
The World.
Seal Team, there you are, were over at TMZ lettin’ loose on the trolls again? Welcome home, honey.
Now I have to craft one of my usual LONG soliloquies’s to Lady D, Dawning Red, bellaluna, Bess and Blue
Re: the lawsuit
She has to prove that what Pitbull raps has harmed her reputation/lost her psrts, shoots, etc. BUT, since she is a public figure, she’s open game to an extent, plus, satire is protected from defamation/slander/libel lawsuits. Not a leg to stand on.
Also, Pitbull can bring up her SAG insurance lapsing, her alck of roles, how she is uninsurable, how she is a repeat offender.
Also, Carrie Fisher is the best script doctor in Hollywood, and is a talented writer and “one-woman show.” Lohan can barely string a sentence together.
Madisyn —
It’s LOVE CAT Magazine. How can you not know that?! hahahahaha
Linnocent is toast.
Bess, Niki spoke about younger bro Cody’s soccer games, said her son was on the team I think. I haven’t heard from her in a while. I usually just surf TMZ, some of their pyscho posters kinda scare me. She spoke of Dina’s broken promises to her brother. Got him to do work and then didn’t pay him. Had another bro who was a junkie and had diabetes. She wouldn’t pay for his meds and I think he died. She had tales about the younger kids not going to school or doing their home schooling. She also had lots of insider info on Crackies court dates. You know, now that I think about it the poster’s name might have been Mare. I’m going to have to think here for a few minutes.
You can read TMZ comments by poster the link is http://www.tmz.com/members/%5Busername%5D/. Nikki’s is nikki-4.
I remember reading her stuff too. She still posts on there but you may have to go back a ways to find what you’re looking for.
Lets start with Blue. I would not for one hot crack pipe second think a present from the KardASSian wedding went missing due to the “FAMILY VON CRACK”. It actually would shock me if all presents were accounted for.
Seal Team, I’m floating around in our vat of booze, playing hoops with melon balls with a quarter of the crack clique, pardon me for switching Love Cat and Cat Love. I’m a little critelled. (drunkie poo poo’s)
bellaluna, this vat doubles as a swimming hole except with the luxury of drinking our ‘pool’ and getting schnockered. Good times.
Bess, if that twit only got 10G’s, I can actually sleep tonight. Thats awesome, I thought or should I say, the ‘Family Von Crack’ made it out to be a WHOLE LOT MORE! F*ck me! Split between Mother and Baby crack, throw in taxes, the lawyers contingency, that BARELY provided a measly eight ball each.
Dawning Red, no joke about the ‘original’. There are more than one kate and bellaluna, so to differenciate they added the ‘original’. On another note, you mentioned she has sued the ‘music’ industry, the ‘advertising’ industry, and has threatened to sue the TV industry in regards to ‘Glee’. Can the bitch can’t fall much further?
Sillyone, I think I’ll get out of the vat and join you at TMZ to see whats shakin over there. Seal Team, have you been bad?
Now last but not least, Lady D. Grab a raft girl and come and bask in the heaven that is a 100,000 gallon vat of 80 proof vodka (with melon balls to play hoops with for entertainment).
On a serious note, you mentioned she’s no longer being an active member of SAG. I think thats irrelevant. What is relevant is if Pitbull calls her on it, I think she’ll fold like a house of cards. I think Mother Crackhead threatened Glee and the powers that be said, ‘be my guest, sue’. We never heard another word about it. I think if Pitbull sticks to his guns, the family von crack will do the same. E-Trade settled too quickly but for them I’m sure it was worth it, only because SHE TARNISHED THEIR NAME when she associated her name with theirs.
Lady D said, “I didn’t think I could feel any more disdain for her than I already do, but apparently its possible”.
My response: Tell me a story, girl!
OK, Im done. For now.
copied from TMZ commenter since i knew nothing about this.
Notice that she filed the lawsuit in NY instead of California, where she lives and is a resident. California has a prevailing party statute that would make Lohan PAY the legal fees for a frivolous lawsuit.
I do remember poor Sam getting stuck paying a**head hilton’s legal fees. I felt bad for her over that.. I hate him.
I’d love love love it tho if blohan had to pay Pitbull’s fees. So no wonder she filed in NY even tho she doesn’t live there.
Maybe they can prove she’s not a NY resident?
@Novaraen I thought the exact same thing. Her hair isn’t blond it’s white. WTF? And why do her extension ends show? Has she had to downgrade her extension person?
@skeptical —
Good theory re: filing in NY. However, how is she a resident of NY?
I agree with everyone else: Pitbull and his label will call her dumb bluff, and not give her a 10K STFU settlement. She’s an idiot, because now she is suing a successful artist with a decent fan base, and a lot of influence in the business.
It’s funny because Britney used to be the one with the busted weave showing through and now it’s this bitch too! Can’t she afford good extensions?
Fortunatamente, in rete in modo semplice e conveniente possibile riconoscere il vostro sogno.
It occurs to me that Crackie might need to win this. After all, Dawn Holland is suing her and Crackie is going to need the money to pay Dawn off. And I really hope Dawn takes every cent she has and then some.
Also, let’s not forget the 3 that are suing her for the little joyride she took with her captive audience. Then there is the tanning company that is suing her too.
Is there anyway Pitbull can get this heard in Calif instead of New York? I hope he can afford a whole battery of lawyers.
Wouldn’t it be nice if she was refused permission to leave the state?
I think Blohan and White Oprah have a very good chance of getting some sort of settlement out of this case. The legal system seems to stand on it’s head for Blohan. Why should this situation with Pitbull be any different??
It occurs to me that Crackie might need to win this. After all, Dawn Holland is suing her and Crackie is going to need the money to pay Dawn off. And I really hope Dawn takes every cent she has and then some.
Also, let’s not forget the 3 that are suing her for the little joyride she took with her captive audience. Then there is the tanning company that is suing her too.
Is there anyway Pitbull can get this heard in Calif instead of New York? I hope he can afford a whole battery of lawyers.
Wouldn’t it be nice if she was refused permission to leave the state?
For the next party (I’m too late for this one!) I’m working on a drink to go with the chocolate cake with crackonut sprinkles. See, after I harvest the crackonuts, pour the milk out and make the sprinkles, I’ve got those leftovers. So for the early morning parties, I’ll bring over the latte maker and we’ll have Lilattes! A little coca bean coffee with steamed crackonut milk!!! I just tested one and man are they good. I’m cleaning my roof today.
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I don’t know how it works for crackheads, but for Marines, they remain “legal residents” of the state from where they stem. My (ex) husband was from Alabama. He paid Alabama state taxes. His vehicle registration fees were based on Alabama registration rates. He voted in Alabama state elections. (We lived in CA)
Dawning Red – Yeah, no inside joke there. I started out posting as bellaluna, and then another appeared with different caps. So I changed it. Welcome to our rag-tag group! Grab a shot of delusion (or just jump in the vodka pool) and have at it!
Madisyn, Madisyn…I’m loving this vodka pool idea of yours. *sits back, sips* I truly hope Blohan & Clan don’t get a cent from Pitbull. Someone needs to shut her a$$ down.
About the lawsuit being filed in NY: is that where the “crime” occurred? If so, she may have a leg to stand on – UNFORTUNATELY. It does seem odd though, since she’s claiming damage to her reputation *coughgaggigglesnortguffawhahahaahemcough* and citing her “good standing” with SAG, since her “career” is based in CA. And how did she file in NY anyway? Was this the basis for her supposed trip to “visit family and take meetings?”
bluhare, that sounds absolutely wonderful. I can’t wait to try it!
FYI, ladies, I’ve invented a new drink. It’s rum; limeade; pineapple-orange-banana juice; and sparkling water. If it sounds good to you, I’ll serve it over vodka melon balls or crack-cubes (your choice) at the next crack tailgate.
“A little coca bean coffee with steamed crackonut milk!!!”
OMG! Sounds scrumptious!
bellaluna,
I’m floating on my palm tree raft with a cracktini in the can holder as we speak.
I have a theory about the filing being in NY. I think this lawyer Stephanie Ovadia really is Mother Crackheads go to attorney for these idiotic lawsuits. I also think this is Dina’s idea. She can’t fund her nights at the TGI Fridays bar without a little frivolous lawsuit money. Those back alley dealers won’t take an IOU anymore from her either. That’s why I think these lawsuits are filed in NY.
Madisyn, Please don’t hog the sunscreen! 😉 Ah, yes, these leisurely afternoons in the vodka pool…
I think you’re right about Stephanie being White Oprah’s go to stooge for frivolous lawsuits. And this probably was White Oprah’s “brainstorm” *giggles uncontrollably* Oh, I’m sorry…I just can’t.
And you know Ali’s fresh on the ho stroll, so her big $$$ isn’t rolling in yet.
What’s a White Oprah to do? sigh…
bellaluna
*tossing* the sunscreen your way. (Dumping myself off my raft, into the pool, crawling out of the vat). I’m making myself a cracktail, would you like another?
I wonder if W.O. trolls the internet just looking for anyone with a buck who uses her name negatively? Of course, if W.O. searched for anyone saying something positive about Blohan, shit, she’d starve to death. Then, viola! Lets sue. Hell, it worked before, why not try it again. Notice she doesn’t sue the peasants who bad mouth her little freckled skanky ass brat.
What a sorry excuse for a ‘mother’. About a week ago, I forget the post, but we were all going on about W.O. and you know what? I got so worked up about what a rotten piece of shit Dina is, I actually got my ass up out of my Lazy Boy and went into my Mothers house and actually just gave her the biggest hug, just for being my mother. Knowing she’d give her life for mine and loving me no matter what and wouldn’t even think of pimping me out both literally and figuratively for a dollar bill, well I just was soo thankful my mother is my mother and not f*ckin Dina.
Why has CB not covered this suing story yet?
Madisyn you have no idea how lucky you are. I had a mother that spent my childhood systematically starving, beating, abusing, and mutilating me. She put a cigar out on my back. She tried to cut my second last toe off with a paring knife. When I was 3 she knocked me off the kitchen table. I split my eye on the corner of the table. I remember her coming out of the room and the look on her face is forever etched in my nightmares. When I opened my eyes, I was laying on the floor with my head between her knees. She was threading a needle with yellow thread. The needle was so bright if felt like it stabbed right through my eye. She obviously sewed it up, I don’t remember. You should see the hideous scar that runs down from my eye to almost my cheek. With my toe, I only remember her running the blade in a curve over the top of my toe and the blood starting. Don’t remember anything else about that episode. She caught me brushing my teeth one day. I was 14 and not allowed to brush my teeth. She slapped across the face so hard, I hit the mirror, then the counter beside me, then the floor, which really angered her. I was expected to stand while being beating, she got so mad when she knocked me down. She went and got my dad’s belt and beat the living *** out of me. When she was done, I walked out the door, down the driveway and on to the school bus. It was just another day. When I graduated I had black and green stumps instead of teeth. It was really, really hard to get away with brushing and after that little episode when I was 14, she had me convinced not to brush. She scared me so bad. I got 2 jobs after grad and used one job strictly for the dentist bills. People tell me I have a nice smile now. They have no idea how that simple statement affects me, how much it means to me. Sorry for the length of the post, been having nightmares for a couple of nights. What I meant to say was go hug her again. She is a treasure. Someone that would actually give their life for me. Overwhelming concept. Neither parent ever hugged me, not once. Never kissed by them or ever told I was loved or wanted. Ever. Treat your mothers well ladies.
Lady D,
I hope that you don’t blame yourself for your mother’s abuse. She is responsible for her actions, not you. From your post, you sound like you turned out to be a responsible person with a caring heart in spite of your mother.
@Madisyn
Floating on a raft sounds lovely…. I’ll join the Crack Tailgate parties if you guys will let me bring my diet Coke. It’s my nectar of the gods!!!!
I think I actually dislike White Oprah more than I dislike LL. At least at one point, Blohan actually worked, while White Oprah has been a parasite for the last 25 years.
Lady D
Your mother sucked.
Hugs and props to you for making it through the fire, and, from your posts at least, turning into an intelligent and witty woman.
Oh, Lady D, I am so sorry. So very brave of you to share some of the things your mother did when it must still hurt so much. My mother was abused by her mother as well. Mom never told me all the things she did, but my Mom was the baby out of the 3 children. Her daddy died when she was 12, and after that, her mother slipped even further down that abusive slope. She ended up dying (blood clot) when my mom was 17.
My mom rarely spanked me. I can count on one hand the number of times I was smacked/spanked. And I didn’t turn into a monster due to not being spanked. My mom is most terrifying when she gets quiet. She speaks very softly, very low, and that’s when I know I’ve done it.
I am also not a “hitty” parent. I won’t hesitate to swat a diapered bum on a toddler who needs to learn the hard way, but I don’t like to hit. I think it’s hypocritical to be spanking a child while telling them how wrong it is to hit.
Madisyn, I would love another cracktail. As soon as I fish the sunscreen off the bottom of the pool. 😉 I do so love this weather!
You know, I’m kinda liking that idea of yours about White Oprah. I’d be willing to bet she trolls the net (just like the rest of her Crack Clan) and “chooses” who to sue or not to sue. I’m just shocked people actually pay attention. (Also, not to be dis-agreeable, but I do think her expired SAG insurance is relevant. If she [or her “rep”] is claiming that she’s “an actress in good standing with SAG” how is it she can’t get her head-shrinking because she’s lost her insurance? Gosh, someone should do a complex math equation with how her lies just compound and expand. Maybe we could extrapolate on it and end world hunger or something.)
CB’s probably not covering it yet, since it’s Saturday. Those ladies put in a lot of work for us judgmental bitches (oh, there’s a new patch!) and Saturday is their one day of (sort of) rest. You can also send them links to stories, like I’ve done before.
Bess, I think the difference is that Blohan CANNOT “damage” Pitbull’s reputation by association, like E*Trade felt she would. I think Pitbull’s like “F her if she cares; choke on a d*ck, Linnocent.” (There’s my witticism for the day!)
Of course you can bring your Diet Coke! We would never deny any partier their favourite nectar! That would violate everything (well, I’m not sure about everything, but it would definitely violate SOMETHING) we stand for! 😀 (And I DEF dislike WO – and MiLo – more than I dislike LL. Those monsters CREATED her!)
I really hope that Ali will be able to distance herself from her family. She’s pretty much been privy to Lindsay’s life, and I wonder if she realizes just how messed up her sister is, and also how messed up Dina and Michael are.
Hopefully, she’ll be like Frances Bean Cobain, and find her own path, but unlike Frances, I don’t think Ali has any relatives she could go to escape the crazy.
That being said, I’m going out to the bar. I’ll drink one for ya ladies (and men).
Thanks, Cherry Rose! Enjoy!
I also really, really, fervently hope Ali can get off the crazy train and have her own (relatively) normal life.
Lady D, tears are literally coming down my face. That’s beyond awful. I can’t even comprehend what you just described. I hope your OK and big BIG hugs to you. You said, “you have no idea how lucky you are”. Your not correct, I absolutely do and not just because of Dina stories. I appreciate her and do as much as can for her. I mean little things, like help hang clothes, do dishes, change light bulbs (I don’t want her on step stools, she’s 74 but in good shape). Several years ago, when I was working and making a decent buck, I went out an bought her a big screen TV for her birthday, not that she needed it but just because I could. It was a surprise and she was shocked. Of course the best gift I ever gave her was, maybe $5 or $10 bucks. I went to San Francisco for my anniversay and she used to live there when she was single and long before I was even thought of. She would rave about that time in her life and told me where she lived. The corner of Pine and Powell and said there was a small deli/liquor store on the first floor. Well I took the trolley there, got off, and found the building, there was only one with a deli on the ground floor. I hoped it was the same place, as she lived there 40+ years ago. I took a couple of pictures of the building, had them enlarged and framed it for her. It was another surprise. She loves that picture, more than the expensive TV and it only cost me a couple of bucks. That’s the kind of person my mother is.
I guess I should be thankful for that bitch Dina as she just reminds me not to take her for granted, as I sometimes do.
And on a much lighter note.
Bess, go up in the treehouse and make yourself a beverage of your choice, you may have to bring your own diet coke, as I don’t think there is any. Grab a spare raft in the shed, and join bellaluna and myself just floating around in our vat of vodka.
Agree about WO being a parasite whose only job I know of is LYING. Lying about being a Rockette, lying about Blohan, and well, lying about everything. She’s the epitomy of ‘a boil on the butt of society’.
Over at TMZ, they have a post of her arriving at the hotel for the KardASSian wedding at 2:30 A.M. Of course, why would the family Von Crack arrive at a decent hour like everyone else? It said something along the lines of her arriving at 2:30 because of Dina’s late night flight. But some people have pointed out that Dina was at the “surf” phootshoot. They can’t even tell the truth when it doesn’t even matter. Gosh, they more I comment, the more pissed off I get.
Lady D, hugs to you! My Mom had terribly abusive, alcoholic parents…but she did not continue that pattern of abuse, and she was the best Mom I could have hoped for. I will treasure her even more after hearing your story. I’m sure your smile is now as beautiful as you are on the inside. :O)
bellaluna
I knew there was something I liked about you. I can’t stand these people that make that face of horror when a parent spanks a child. I’m not advocating hitting or beating but spanking. Of course, you spank the behind of a toddler in a diaper. You can’t ‘reason’ with a baby that age. But a firm tap on the behind gets their attention. When they’re older you can ground them or take away toys, phones, computers, etc.
Again, on a much lighter note.
Darling, I’ll go get another sunscreen because the vat is 10,000 gallons and you can’t just dive down and retrieve it. And I’ll get you another cracktail while I’m up.
Regarding the SAG thing. I meant to say or you misunderstood but while her insurance most likely expired, her SAG card was still good. I obviously don’t know the ins and outs, so I’ll be quiet.
Cherry Rose and bellaluna
I don’t think Ali will ever break away. I wish she would but I don’t believe its going to happen. Ali is not as strong and independent as Frances Bean. Dina keeps her moneymakers thisclose. Not gonna happen. Unfortunately. I don’t have a bad thing to say about Ali at this point, my disgust lies firmly with Dina, Milo, and Blohan.
I saw ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ — twice. It was spectacularly outlandish & dreadful, & amazingly funny… IF you can take the gore scenes. It is also a Mystery-laden work of Bad Cinematic Art:
1. Why did Liho do an Alba a la ‘Sin City’ & work the pole fully clothed? Um, a stripper’s job is to show her boobies & swing round a pole. Liho wore *long sleeves* & moved w/so little energy she’d fail the most cursory audition at a truckstop dive. Her career was already whirling in the toilet bowl, so why??? IMO, the rack—despite testimony of her Left Nipple—holds up OK sans bra & almost looks real. Pity is, when the movie was shot, girl had a decent body & eagerly did Rimes bikini displays when paps responded to her calls. Circa ’11? The rack’s all she’s got left (so be kind, Left Nip ;-): arms, belly, legs; all shriek Real Housewife. The face & Brit-Brit weave are just tragic.
2. Was she sharing drugs with the guys who wrote that screenplay? The ‘plot’ is truly insane; the dialogue hilariously awful. Which leads me to
3. Why didn’t this film become a classic in the pantheon of Terrible Cult Films? Liho coulda been a contender for a new generation B-Queen. I blame the demise of drive-in cinemas.
She’s done. Still, those of us with strong stomachs (& BT) will always have ‘I Know Who Killed Me.’
Does anyone else think there will be some sort of incident at this wedding or the reception involving the family von Crack??
Bess
You know I had absolutely NO intention of watching the lunacy of the KardASSian wedding. But now that the family Von Crack is in attendance, I have to admit, I can’t wait. I want to see how many times the E cameras pan over to the Lohans.
Madisyn, thanks. For the cracktail and the new sunscreen. I had no idea our vodka pool was that deep. No more “refreshments” at our board meetings! 😉
I lurves you too. (I really do love our sense of camaraderie on these posts. It’s like, even though we may be far away, we’re sympatico with others.)
I don’t know how the SAG thing works either. I just thought that since Linnocent’s SAG insurance had lapsed, her membership “in good standing” lapsed as well. (I’ve worked in union jobs for a lot of my life – if your insurance has lapsed, chances are so has your membership.)
I do still fervently wish Ali would be able to break away. I will keep hoping she does. I wouldn’t sentence anyone – even a worst enemy – to do penance in the Casa Blohan.
BTW, did you see that Linnocent arrived to check in at the Kartrashian wedding extravaganza at 2:30 this a.m.? Because of WO’s “late flight” of course.
And, off topic, did you see that Kartrashian’s wedding venue is the same as Bennifer’s wedding venue? You know, the one that never happened…schadenfreude much? (One can only hope!)
Bess, as I sincerely, fervently prayed to every deity that came to mind, I hope Linnocent shows up plastered and crashes into the wanna-be Wills & Kate cake and that Wills & Kate announce her pregnancy (as a “bonus” to Michael K’s wedding-day wishes). I’ll read about it, but I won’t be watching.
bellaluna
There are VERY FEW times we disagree and when we do, we are ‘woman’ enough to say. Sometimes I think were long lost twins, separated at birth. We think, for the most part, so much alike, its scary.
The ‘pool’ is that deep, thats why I’m on a bloody raft. I can swim, but my cracktini cannot.
As for the SAG shit, I’m just going to defer to others.
I wouldn’t count my chickens for Ali, like I said before, she is NOT spirited, rebelious, or independent. I fear the worst.
Yes I did see the 2:30 A.M. check-in. I made a comment to Bess several posts back. I said to Bess, ‘why f*ckin lie about the reason your there at that hour’?
I think this wedding, in Kim’s mind anyway, is a complete sham. I actually feel sorry for Humphries. Yes, he may like the attention but I think, at the end of day, he’s being duped. For money. By the KardASSians. And by them, I mean Kim and Mama Pimp. I know she wants a kid but I have a sneaking suspicion this 15 minute famewhore would choose someone much, much wealthier. We’ll see.
Madisyn, I’m good with us being long lost twins! Yes, cracktinis are unreliable like that; like they need their own inner-tube or something. Lazy cracktinis!
Lardassian Kartrashian is totally duping the Humphries. He’s cute in that Baby Huey naif kind of way. But you know she’s totally pimping him out, since what’s-her-face-Katrashian had little Mason Dixon and Khloe got married (and has stayed married) and is trying to have a baby.
You know they’re going to have to air-brush (or photochop – NO TYPO) the green off of her.
Bess, Seal Team 6, Original Bella and Madisyn, thank you so much for what you said. You have no idea how much it means to me. Thank you really. To borrow from Bellaluna, “I really do love our sense of camaraderie on these posts. It’s like, even though we may be far away, we’re sympatico with others.”
My childhood was a horror show but I survived. I had a pot problem for about a decade, but no other drugs and I don’t drink. My overriding reason for not having children was being terrified that I would turn into the mother I had. When it comes to hitting children I’m with you Original Bella, a swat as a toddler if absolutely necessary, but hit my boy? No no. I’m not bragging honest, but I turned into an incredible single mother. Just did the opposite of the one I had. My son is kind, intelligent (almost scary smart) he is generous, funny, loves animals, a hard worker and aside from a little mouth, my boy rocks. He’s 23 now. He is also 6’6″ and I have to hang onto the counter or something if I want to kick him in the butt. And as much as I love him, I sometimes want to:)
Laugh my ass off at “She’s the epitomy of ‘a boil on the butt of society’.”
I too saw the pic of them arriving at the hotel at 2:30. Like you said Madisyn, why friggen lie about it? Must be about as natural as breathing to the Blohan clan. Or maybe Dina owes somebody money and they are sneaking around because of it.
I know it’s petty, but I want Crackie to fall in the cake too. Bet she tries something to get noticed. Or hopes she is not noticed. Makes thieving easier. She is going to look sooo dirty in white.
Anyone see the pap pics of liho and diho in their dresses? They invited the cameras to watch them get ready. Liho is wearing white. And both their skin looks baked.
I’m on my phone or i’d copypaste a link.
Ah, Lady D, we are truly sympatico. My oldest (my son) is going to be 21 on Aug 29, he is 6’4″ and he is a WONDERFUL human being. I miss him dearly, since he’s been “on his own.” I long so much to have him back. He’s such a sweet guy, I just want to hold him and love him and keep him here with me, even though he’s 21 on 8/29. And I’m guessing you didn’t do to your son what your mother did to you. God love you, honey. My mom didn’t do to me what her mother did to her. And you and I, we turned out just fine. And so have our kids!
(Now, I did escape from my son’s abusive father. It wasn’t easy, and he found me, but I did – eventually – get away.)
@Madisyn —
THE FAMILY VON CRACK?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl, you just made me snort my breakfast beverage through my nose, much like how Cracckie consumes her breakfast, I suspect.
Orig B, etal:
She can still have her SAG card, and have lost her SAG insurance. You earn the card for doing a specific amount and type of work in TV, film, theatre, etc., but if you don’t work for a certain amount of time, you lose your health insurance.
I remember when “General Hospital” and some other shows gave bit parts to some actors who were diagnosed HIV back in the day, so they wouldn’t lose their insurance and could be treated. IT’s also been done for people diagnosed with other conditions and diseases.
Okay, just went and looked at the SAG health care stuff. It’s possible Linnocent also didn’t pay her insurance preiums. Because, you know, necklaces and sea jasper are so much more important to buy than health care.
http://www.sagph.org/
Okay, this link shows that Crackie didn’t work enough to keep her SAG insurance. It really isn’t a lot, either. She should have done a commercial in Japan or something. Oh wait, the wouldn’t have let her in teh country.
http://www.sagph.org/html/bthw1.htm
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